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Eurovision HYPE edition
>listening to /bet/s Eurovision tips sub edition
ARP yield down the shitter sub sub edition
Previous thread: >>67528906
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>It's been 170 days
STILL no /mu/ thread
O, дaй ми любoвтa
>>67534170
wouldn't gf it, but love to shag it
Kicked out the arena ffs, couldn't stop screaming red when the polish lad was singing about what colour my life is. Head has gone, roll has gone, might as well as end my life. Sold my flight and identity to some Somali who wanted to move to the uk just to get more money to lay Russia with. Completely lost control of my life
>>67534170
You might wanna keep her in your contacts lid, that coffin may come in handy come Saturday night
>>67534170
>881 instagram photos
hate this meme tbqh
>>67534186
Can we help at all lad?
>>67534170
post insta
>>67534238
>virgin gf
Why did you gf her before you'd banged her?
>>67534202
giggled
>>67534265
Good girls dont fuck without commitment m8
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/news?id=running_order_for_grand_final_revealed
>>67534255
whitechxpel_ beyond grim though lid
>>67534238
Russia already won lad, @1.48 now
>>67534280
DIABOLICAL
>>67534186
Cash for 50% loss?
Old boys o4.5
>>67534312
>2015
>>67534313
oh my
>>67534312
where is Ukraine?
Need BT to go Wilson Raj on the Russian singer and break his ankles while hes walking to his hotel.
What was the info on Russia lay and backing Sweden and Netherlands again?
>>67534186
if you have a little money left to get a hockey stick, please do >>67534359
think most of us can chip in a greasy 10SEK
>>67534450
what the fuck
Who here on baseball?
Got too much on Mets Money line.
Shake shake shaking.
>>67534450
Ask her where it all went so wrong
who is the sad cunt who reported the all the tinder posts?
>>67534450
>>67534469
>7 year age range
nonce
>>67534450
Ask if you can cum on her braces
>>67534489
qt desu
>>67534489
Very. Important.
>>67534450
Just give it a year.
>Full time mummy at full time mummy
>>67534505
>qt desu
pmsl she looks like she has hairy armpits
>>67534450
>Pregnant and taken!
>Just looking for some pals
>>67534489
Why do I feel like she's scottish
>>67534505
>qt desu
I thought so but I feel she's hiding a receding hairline with that photo crop
What did she mean by this?
>>67534505
no she isnt
>>67534594
I regret everything
>>67534594
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>67534583
ffs, going to bed
>>67534594
pmsl
>>67534583
message her "all girls walk with a limp after a night with me, so i guess you're well prepared ;)"
>>67534627
>only 1 me at Being Unique
>>67534661
getting your Account details lid. its Euan
>>67534661
>a girl actually having kik
nonce detected
>>67534661
it is either bondage or something related femdom
OR some super normal stuff like watching movies and playing videogames
>>67534661
Where are you? I might actually message her.
>>67534719
>looking down her top and almost seeing her feet
>>67534757
3/10. would probably still fuck
>>67534757
tfw I got a library gf last year but she gave me herpes and has now blocked me on social media :/
>>67534783
Rough that lad
>>67534730
Was a while ago sorry, just thought it was a good share because I deleted tindy 3 months ago because I was getting about 1 match a fortnight and it was a bot. Even though I swiped right for everyone. I don't even have trouble getting girls in real life just never got any matches on tindy.
>>67534719
Welcome to the promised land lid, hope you enjoy your stay
>>67534619
yes yes yes
>>67534820
>No bet365
>Promised land
I don't think so m8
>>67534825
FRAUD
They cap it and you have to start deleting the old ones before you can get more.
>>67534821
what do i say to her lid?
Tinder where I live is 90% single/divorced mothers and the rest are bots.
>>67534854
>he hasb't got tinder +
>>67534860
This is a problem, why?
>>67534820
I like it tbqh, this must be what Albania feels like
>>67534783
pml poor lad
>>67534877
Because I don't want to be daddy to some hick's bastard child.
I live in the south btw
>>67534859
Those glasses make your face look tiny. Bet I could still hit it from 10m away with my super soaker ;)
>>67534900
>I live in the south btw
Do you not have a bombastic personality with a drawl that makes women quiver?
>>67534783
>>67534914
Could be fucking 16 year old virgins and the only downside is anon calling you a nonce pmsl
Tinder, not even once.
>implying i'd lie
>>67534853
We have AO without giving Mackers referral money :^)
>>67534886
The flag stands out in /bet/ though, can barely shitpost as anon
>>67534939
she looks like she stinks
The tipster gokuson does doubles on 1.3 odds bets to get about 1.7. Does this actually work long term or not? I guess the problem is you need a few bets to come in to cover losses because of the sub evens bet. Has anyone had actual success with this?
>>67534949
meant to quote >>67534854
pmsl
>>67534962
nibs
>>67534962
Sorry mate, /bet/ is closed for the night. This is /tinder/ now
>>67534939
She looks like she would be easy to spunk and dump. You wouldn't even feel bad because she already looks sad, it's not like you're taking a happy girl and ripping that from her.
>>67534962
Have sex.
>>67534939
You're missing a 'B' in your name. How about I give you a 'D' in your kidneys?
>>67534962
No you can't. Odds are already figured out, doesn't matter if they're in doubles. Always lose long term.
>>67535034
Literally dropped 100lbs between the thumnail and pic.
>>67535034
>Easily pressured into doing anal girl.
>>67534914
Sorry to hear that pal. Really feel for you,could happen to anyone
>>67535064
thanks man.
>>67534988
Euan, score for the red imps game?
>>67535085
15-1 ez
>>67535101
>>67535085
Depends on teamsheets lids
>>67535104
>17. Dont know why it says 19 on here haha
>>67534914
I'd go down there and embarrass her in front of everyone the slag
>>67535095
So you're living near to me and I'm wondering what the general standard of girl is like and is Tinder worth getting???
>>67534783
>>67534914
This thread has done more to encourage me to wear condoms than sex ed at school
>>67535188
condoms cant protect you from genital warts
>>67535188
or herpes
>>67535200
>>67535218
Np I never get laid anyway :)
>>67535188
>>67535200
>>67535218
>>67535286
Reminder this >>67534931 is the best possible option.
>>67535177
Depends how attractive you are lid, there's plenty of attractive alt girls and all but you'd probably get most of them just by talking to them irl at uni or whatever. I don't use tinder for dates though. Just to post on /bet/ for my lids.
pmsl lads. Had a mare. Just accidentally super liked a fatty. Only thing redder than my face right now is my Eurovision book
>>67535347
Good try, Ian, you'll get there
>>67535367
pmsl
trying to find the location of the lad who keeps posting tinder girls through triangulation, are you from aberdeen?
>>67535367
I'm being serious mate. Shocker right here
>>67535397
>triangulation with 1 device
pmsl no wonder you never made it to the moon
>>67535313
I'm reasonably attractive but it seems most decent girls up here are frigid as fuck so I presumed tinder would be a waste of time
>>67534914
Genital warts aren't for life m8
>>67535461
just go to one of those bar/restaurant type places, where you can hear disclosure over the speakers but still have a nice meal
>>67535428
give it a go for a week, might get lucky, but otherwise its just something to amuse yourself with by posting screenshots.
>most decent girls up here are frigid
Just need to meet them in the right situation imo
>>67535397
Slow down Sherlock
>>67533313
>Aberdeen lid
>>67535461
Going to need photos first mate. Remember to post via mobile network
>>67535461
Ask her to accompany you to the STD clinic because somethings not right with the wee man
>>67535504
>>67535397
pmsl Euan, he's asking me where I'm from, not where I am.
>>67535504
what's wrong with wi-fi, euan?
>>67535489
>going to a bar/restaurant on a 1st tinder date
wew
I'm thinking more of 'the park' or 'Ladbrokes' if i'm being honest. I can be myself then.
>>67535504
Na she's probably shagged a /bet/ poster t b h
>>67535513
Good shout
>>67535422
> 33 miles from girl at dundee and angus college
> 66 miles from a girl in mansfield
> 63 miles from a girl in long bennington
pretty simple tbqh
>>67535559
You know this is /tinder/ part of /eurovision/ formerly known as /bet/ right?
BEGGING on me hands and knees for Jani to clean up this thread, enough is enough
>>67535504
Is it weird that guy knows your flatmate?
>>67535556
Go on then. Give us all a laugh.
>>67535528
You will feel the wrath of the jani
>>67535609
Shall I ask her out to Ladbrokes so I can put a fat bet on a mainstream game? I've never even been in to a bookies.
>>67535588
just report posts, hassan.
>>67535609
dynamic ip lad. do ips even do statics as standard?
>>67535640
Didn't purchase a 4chan Pass for this quality of posting m8s
>>67535668
-ev af son.
>>67535668
They do it for free
>>67535668
You were one of the first initiators, only yourself to blame
>>67535702
>he works for google >for free
>>67535601
>someone in Aberdeen knowing a popular guy from Aberdeen
not really
>>67535639
Would have to advise against a date in the bookies desu. Closest option is a day at the races.
Off to bed lads, night x
> /bet/ getting together to watch a soccer game
>>67535712
What's wrong with her lips?
>>67535722
i don't post much tbf.
where is flatanon?
>>67535712
Charge your fucking phone.
>>67535738
ill just finger her in the park then.
>>67535746
That's clearly handegg, faggot
>>67535712
do you spoof you IP?
at first i thought you might be from essex but now it seems you are tindering all around britain
>>67535752
The're not wrapped around my dick
>>67535814
this.
>>67535803
I've already told Euan, this is old news lid.
>>67535832
>tomato slicer
>>67535832
I actually really like her even though she's definitely a slut.
>>67534336
WINS
>>67535905
>being a slut is a bad thing
Only insecure lads care about that shit
Miss cara posting desu
>>67535937
this desu, nothing wrong with a slut, its the whores you need to keep away from.
>>67535937
she'd gobble me up and spit me out quicker than the betfair big boys did.
>>67535746
>kevinkilbane.webm
>>67535952
you want me to post some THICK girls for you hass?
>>67535937
Read:
>>67534783
>>67534914
>>67536004
Point well made.
>>67535746
>Dat BT at the start
>>67535974
I'm into petite girls desu, thick girls intimidate me
>>67536040
>thick girls intimidate me
How micro is your penis lid?
>>67536069
>Implying size matters when you're a bowcat
>>67535832
Women like this intimidate me incredibly
Who /Trump/ here?
>>67536172
Fair play, i'm a bowcat too.
I like petite girls too Hass.
>>67535937
pmsl only betas picking up sloppy seconds (or fifths more likely) would make a post like this
women are like cars and their value drops immensely after every new owner (sexual partner)
>>67536243
Spend your neetbux elsewhere, Trump has no chance lid
trust me I'm a political scientist
>>67536302
Sounds like something a nonce would say
>>67536333
I believe.
>>67536314
Fuck
FUCK
SWEATING
Did you anon? did you?
>>67536314
Send me her instagram
>>67536314
File under 'fucked by every college sportsman at parties'
>>67536407
rachelxoxo7836
>>67536380
those tits are all fat anon, no I didn't
>>67536314
>>67536407
scust
>>67536455
Yeah that's all fat. The type with three bellies,
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/news?id=113running_order_for_grand_final_revealed
Eurovision running order lids
>>67536601
>Russia 18
>Ukraine 21
HOPE
Russia are by far the favourites of the bookies this years, coming into the final with odds of 1.61. These odds are even way lower than the 2.4 on Alexander Rybak in 2009 when he demolished the highest scoring record for Eurovision. The odds had been around 2 for quite some time but now it looks like a one-way street for Russia's Sergey Lazarev.
The bookies have been spot on at predicting the winner for the last few years and I don't expect them to lose any pace on that matter.
The highly likeable and funny Sergey Lazarev is one of Russia's most loved artists, having pursued a career as a singer, dancer and actor. His rise to stardom in the home country was through the band Smash!! which he started with his friend. Ever since the band broke up in 06', Sergey has constantly been producing quality singles and solo albums, raking in almost every possible award for his music in the Russian music awards, so no one was even remotely against the idea of him participating in the Eurovision song contest if the right song would present itself. And so it did in "You Are The Only One". Sergey was internally selected to represent his nation before the song was chosen, but that method of selecting an act has been used since 2013 in Russia when they cancelled the national finals.
The song itself is visually one of the most amazing entries of the year. Sergey uses the CGI and props beautifully and climbs the screen behind him. The technical glitches are always being worked on and the song has made major improvements since the first rehearsal in Sweden, working a lot better with camera angles and improving the outfit etc. The first rehearsal was kind of a mess for Sergey as he accidentally fell from 9ft down to the stage and looked a bit nervous. That is all in the past now as he looks forward with great confidence. In the following links I will include the song, live from semi 1 and the studio version. Enjoy
>>67536742
>The song itself is visually one of the most amazing entries of the year.
Would be lying if I said I had seen all the entries or knew a better one this year but it honestly seemed like the sort of shit you've seen one or two acts doing every year for the past 2 or 3 years to me. I didn't see it and think "Wow this looks great" but more like "Another one of these sorts of performances" its just become kinda cliche or worn out.
>>67536742
pmsl
>>67536742
What wet wipe wrote this?
>>67536902
BT in the /bet/ mafia FB page.
>>67536902
In-play tips Try to find value bets in any sport Looking for maximum profit 4/10 small 5/10 small/med 6/10med 7/10 med/large 8/10 large 10/10 special
01.5 pachuca desu
Nacional bound to score
Nacional battering
>>67537447
>>67537420
Which one?
>>67537467
Put a small on both pmsl
>>67537467
Atletico
>there's literally something called Eurovision
is this they type of queer shit that stops the Brexit?
Posted earlier in the last thread about having £0 in my bet 365 account. I just put a fiver on an acca of Italy, Russia, Croatia, Poland and Austria all to not qualify from their Euro groups @630 and I've decided I'm not betting again until I've won or lost that.
>>67538058
Wait did that come in lid
nobody staying up all night for the esports wages then?
>>67538537
>esports wages
what did he mean by this
>>67538594
RNG v SKT league of legends tonight, bookies CLUELESS as per, doesn't start till 6.30~ though zzzzzzz
>>67538537
lads, lads, lads
make way for the esports betting KING
PS: Utter TEARS for those who didn't tail my accy LOL
>>67539237
wtb? RNB?
Nacional please
>>67539254
YES LAD. What you on tonight???
>>67539388
RNG seem like insane value at 2.7 tbqhwyl, I'm also going to be betting RNG first blood ever map also as odds should be in line with the moneyline.
cusb worlds eries y/n?
>>67539805
nah, i never bet on fb, almost no value
check these FREE TIPS (too late for okc sorry liddos LOL)
>>67540021
You would pass RNG FB @ 2.7 lad????? How can that not be value? They've had FB almost every game.
>>67540081
well, if it is 2.7 i will look at it, but any lower than 2.5 i wont touch. i actually dont know much about LoL but for DotA the fb bet is not worth it usually.
>>67534477
What is the reasoning behind baseball picks? You just pick the favourites?
It's more lotto than corners ffs
DAC on eurovision desu
Holy fuck I wake up like an hour earlier every day. This shit needs to stop. Aussies here?
>>67544143
Sup
>>67544230
Redlands y/n?
Czechs -2.5 in IIHF today
/freemoney/
book it
>messaged Big_al
>he's gonna make a cricket category
get ready boys. time for some uber shrewd tips
and reminder, get on mumbai today or you're a fucking bellend
>>67544636
mumbai indians over the kings xi in the ipl?
that the bet?
>>67544681
yep, try and get it at around 1.7
>>67544262
No,
No bet for me anyway, if your an addict go for it
Aussie AFL/VFL anon around? There has been a swing on the SW odds for tonight's Crows v Cats match. Cats have become the faves over the past couple of hours. Still hoping one of them hits over evens before the match starts.
>>67544748
Nah, just bored and waiting for the first bet of the day but I can muster up enough patience to wait for a better bet.
>>67544763
>kids these days
>>67544781
I'm the oldest poster on /bet/
>>67544793
i hope you have that on your T-shirt
>>67544814
It's still in print. Shirtinator so slow, can't recommend them. zzzzz
Excited for imps. Big money day.
>>67544793
I doubt that.
Think I may have spotted a large for tomorrow lads. Was doing some serious research online and I found that the white sox pitcher has started the season a perfect 7-0 and he is facing off against a rookie who has lost 5 straight decisions. Not to mention the white sox win loss record is much better than the Yankees. All my research points to the sox winning this. Simply cannot see how this bet loses.
>>67544891
>betting on anything american
no thanks
>>67544891
>bookies don't know this
Zzzzzzzz
What's that twitter-account that exposes fraud tipsters? Would love to send him some info on how Magnus operates
>>67544891
Leave this thread and charge your phone when you get home.
>>67544903
>>67544914
>>67544972
wow fuck you guys, I come in here and try to be nice and give you my special large play of the day and this is how I am treated??
cool though, just ignore it. who wants free money anyway right?
>>67545099
>20 dollar bet
Zzzzzzz
>>67544972
There's the @The_VIP_Police @WinningScores @BettingScams @CasualGamblerEV and a couple more I can't remember offhand.
>>67545099
>large play
>mainstream
>$20 stake
Triggered
>>67545180
ignore the trolls ffs
So red pmsl
Tried to switch from my banks basic package to online banking only, now my account has been frozen for 2 days already. What the fuck is this shit, is this normal?
Too much on imps tbqh
Nice to see BT has gone into hiding
>>67545377
Imps game is why I'm so pissed I can't deposit more money. I don't use credit cards, so my money is stuck in my account.
>>67545412
Surely BT will take a pipe to Russian knees to protect his reputation
>>67545450
Can germans use betclic? If so buy paysafecards in store and use them to deposit. Or can't you use your debit card either?
>>67545377
wheres the line mate? cant find any sites doing it.
russia looking good. planning to put a couple of quid on them
>>67545514
LOVE this gimmick
>>67545491
Think I could do that, can't use my card but maybe I can get cash from the teller. Gonna have to ask them what's going on anyway.
Geelong -1.5
SPECIAL
>>67545564
pmsl thanks for the money lid
>>67545576
>>67545564
>replying to yourself in an attempt to get people to waste their money on a shit bet because you can't afford to gamble yourself and feel resentment towards those who can.
ive made a 20% profit betting on /r/sportsbook tips. im making a loss on /bet/ and tt, why?
>>67545584
what a strange little man you are
love the inference based on nothing
BEGGING you to have sex
>>67545599
Because you lack the brain to pick good bets
Luxton so shit
>>67545599
>being unable to keep your back story together
Thought you were out of cash to bet with lad
>>67545604
what is inspect?
>>67545623
Nibs
>>67545621
only betting with a couple of quid. i won a tesco meal deal's worth yesterday
>>67545609
What is he on?
really loving the reddit pick of the day (POTD) system they have, wonderful community.
>>67545633
Boots meal deal so SO much better lid
>>67545639
How much do I have to pay you for getting yourself permabanned here?
>>67545646
£20 is the going rate rn
here's a tip from my wife's son; http://esportsfire.com/bitcoin-betting/
>>67545657
That's a steal, but I'll have to demand proof that you are actually banned
>>67545657
VALUE
>>67545668
gentleman's code, my friend. i will permanently move to /r/sportsbook
>>67545678
Nah, banned or no deal
>>67545684
sorry, posting in /sp/ outside of /bet/ is something i hold dear to me and cannot sell.
>>67545693
Okay fair enough
Over 6.5 in imps or no? Anyone seen the lineup yet?
>>67545719
big goals mate. 10+.
thought I'd reply to you seeming as everyone else is keeping info tight out of greed.
>>67545747
woops, forgot the tripcode for this post.
>>67545767
pmsl
>>67545719
Yeah go special overs. Euan will probably tip after the 1st goal and then brag about his huge wins.
who else /onGoku/
cant wait for the literally free money to come pouring in
Soccerway says unders
