>wake up from siesta
>decide to go to the beach with my friends
>see a bunch of american tourists throwing an egg-shaped ball with their hands at each other
>ask them to join and play rugby together
>no, we are playing football
>mfw
>>67532405
you can't tell the difference between a rugby pass and a football pass? are you vision-impaired?
>>67532405
>tfw no qt spanish gril to siesta with
>>67532421
Find a Mexican. It's kind of like a Spaniard. They do the siesta too
>use to do roofing with this funny old spanish dude
>at 2pm he'd say "alright everyjuan, siesta!"
>we would then proceed to get fucked up on little hotel bar sample shot things that he always had in his truck for some reason and smoke a bunch of joints
>Go back to work around 330-4 until 7
He was a pretty cool dude, I never got his real name either, he just always said it was chico, even signed for stuff with just "chico", it very well could have been his real name I have no idea.
>>67532429
I know we're kind of loud but I doubt you can hear them from your basement
>>67532716
tents don't have basements
>>67532521
kek
>>67532429
I'm moving there in two months to be with one of your women ;-)
>>67532405
>talking to strangers
Me and you both know you're lying.
>>67532429
>britcucks in amsterdam
>britcucks in croatia
do you people even realise how fucking annoying you are?
and i can spot you out from the crowd straight away, it's kind of amazing.
Barcelona dragons EVER HEARD OF IT OG SPIC?
>>67532521
sounds gr8 tbqh
>mfw an american was fat near me
>>67532521
>everyjuan
>>67532858
if you didn't want fat americans you shouldn't have colonized the native americans m8
>>67532736
KEK
>>67532792
>>67532858
Britcucks on suicide watch
Based Hans, our greatest ally
>>67532405
Pro tip faggot: they aren't there to be your friend, they're there to prop up your dogshit economy and fuck your women with their giant American thundercocks. Fucking beta faggot.
>>67532716
ohohoh!!!!!!
>>67532429
>>67532792
I must support Deutsch-bro here; Brits are by far the most obnoxious and loud tourists in Amsterdam (and that's saying something). You can immediately spot them as they stumble out of a bar or nightclub or as they waddle around the city looking at the sights. Also, they are almost exclusively male, in their mid-forties, short haired, and with a sizable gut.
>>67533052
>american """banter"""
>>67532429
>referring to it as a "holiday" and not a vacation
Holidays are special days of the year we pretend to care about something we really don't, britcuck
>>67533244
>amerimurders resort to killing people when they can't handle the banter
>>67532405
DELETE THIS
>>67533265
except it was a Greek dude
>>67533265
It solves the problem every time. There is literally no down side to murdering somebody, ever
>>67533052
>he enjoys the feeling of other people having sex and having the time of their lives meanwhile he sits on his fucking trailer trying not be shot at and survive one more day
>americucks
>>67532792
truly the worst tourists
i'd rather have a crowd of cloned gigantic big-mouthed nigresses hollering 24/7 than a crowd of smelly obnoxious brits
>>67532405
>mfw
Americlaps are disgusting
>>67533270
Are you the real Kermit?
>be irish
>meet an american on holidays
>"awesome accent, are you irish? i'm irish too my great great great great grandfather was 1/3 irish"
>mfw
>>67532792
2 years ago I would have agreed with you.
But a new serious competitor for the Brits has appeared for the title of "Most annoying and obnoxious tourists in the world"....Russians!
I was in Spain last year and holy shit are Russians annoying fucks.
They don't even care and seem to have this weird pride about behaving like complete scum...
>>67532414
Pitches could look like a rugby pass. And line outs are thrown overhead in rugby.
Tbh the worst tourists I ever had to deal with were Australians. They are all vulgar drunks and touch things on museums
>>67533584
>mfw all those scandi tourists in soho looking lost
make it stop already
>>67532405
OP, pls. Are you even trying?
>>67533584
I worked in London for a couple of years. Every single time I walked past a Tube station there was always a huge American stood at the top of the stairs, right in everyone's way. Looking at a fucking map or eating a triple cheeseburger. As if walking up the stairs was that much effort they had to have nourishment once they'd scaled them. It was beyond a joke.
>tldr
>London is a shithole but Americans still manage to be the worse thing about it
>>67533768
>every other country making fun of you.
>keep taking shots att us
