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last goof>>67515758
no news, no fights
no nothing
just the darkness
emptyness, just the void
nothing
shit thread 2bh lad
kill yourself
2nd for baba
>>67524721
6th for schaub
>>67524730
>>67524725
How is such a small man so intimidating?
>>67524742
vicious single leg
Still taking picks
I'll compile the ones from this thread in the morning
I goofed on the picture size
>>67524763
Fights btw are
Fabricio Werdum v Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza v Vitor Belfort
Cyborg v Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves v Bryan Barberena
Wouldst thou like to /heem/ deliciously?
OT: anyone think they can find a replacement hue for penn?
>>67524763
STIPE
VITOR
CYBORG
ANDERSON
ALVES
and Maia for the cheeky undercard pick
>>67524763
The line! What does the line mean!?
>>67524763
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Rua
Alves
anyone have the webm of rogaine where he gets super excited when one of the ring girls looks his way?
>>67524809
You'll find out soon enough
MCMEME VS MAYMONEY WHEN?
>>67524880
after the chinese take over UFC
>>67524763
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg via death
Anderson
Alves
jeff
>>67524763
Werdum
Vitor
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
new schaubwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2MKKRDT8R4
>>67524957
Why do you live in Bangladesh but have white skin?
>>67524957
So you're just running around picking up dogs now?
>>67524957
are they your puppers or strays bangbro
>>67524957
cute pupper
>>67524957
Very feminine hand
>>67524973
I'm not white, just less brown I guess
>>67524975
more or less
>>67524977
stray
>>67524981
thanks
>>67524985
thanks, I guess?
Is Fedor the GOAT?
>>67524998
>I'm not white, just less brown I guess
well you're definitely not argentinian, that's for sure
>>67525001
100 percent dude is a munster
>>67525007
>CRO CAN!
POST MEME MAN MEMES
>>67525018
funny thing is, he was actually good back then. and roided to the gills
>>67524763
Meme Man
Barfort
Cyberg
Corey Hart
Alvez
Hadnt been on heem since my blackphillip n pick posts for like 3 days or more. We collectively not giving (you)s anymore? Replying to eachother without (you)ing?
(You) are not getting any (You)s if that what's what (You)'re asking
yes lad, do not directly quote posts. people who still engage in post-quoting are just shaken over the sudden change to /heem/. they'll get over it and adapt but it's important we remain steadfast in our beliefs and be supportive of those who are having trouble getting used to neo-/heem/.
>>67524973
>he actually believed the /pol/paganda
KEK
>>67525001
Yes.
>>67525036
MMA is the only sport where the GOAT actually has so many detractors because of the financial interests of a bunch of Brazilian Jews.
>>67524773
:(
seems like he has a really tough life
So what's happening with the Anderson Silva vs. Hall match now that Anderson pulled out with injury?
>>67525123
thanks for pointing it out, didn't click on it.
I'm going to watch that every time I feel sorry for my stupid ass.
>>67525033
It infuriates me wkenever he does that pathetic meme face and the thought of him using it do often as some noteworthy personal trait
>>67525131
Hall didn't get anyone else, he is off the card.
>>67525144
>using it do often as some noteworthy personal trait
I don't think he ever meant for it to be anything more than a stupid face he shared with friends and family, people just ran with it
>>67525144
meme ti mater
@67525144
>hating Werdum-face
You're just mad you come from a literal who 3rd world country with no good fighter like Werdum
>lithcuck hates le fabricioface
be very careful
>>67525144
>>67525007
This pic gives me MORE respect for Fedor, if anything. I forgot that he beat Semmy Schilt and Heath Herring and Renato Sobral.
MORE LE WERDUM FACE
>>67524763
>Miocic via can of whoop ass
>Belfort via Jacare braking
>Cyborg via execution
>Shogun via luck
>Alves via muh Brazilian peoples energy
>>67525114
Actual fighter detected.
>>67525007
Me, when somebody defames Fedor the GOAT
>>67525144
it's funny desu
>I evalurate Fedora
>>67525241
Can anything stop him??
>>67525253
/r/ing the picture of Cain holding a jar of Pace salsa.
>>67525256
this one?
>>67525241
little does he know he's managed to completely wet her pussy
>>67525241
So this is how manlets gets pussy? intriguing
>>67524959
I didn't like rogan watch (a lot of it was forced) but these are hilarious
>>67525297
you think so? idk man
>>67524763
Werdum
>implying Vitor can lose in Brazil
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67524763
>Stone Cold
>ViTrT
>Cyborg
>Mr.Anderson
>Bam Bam
>>67525352
>>Stone Cold
...Stipe Austin?
????
>>67525256
>Push the pace, with Pace salsa.
Missed opportunity if you ask me senpai.
>>67525354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjel2Vrz8VM
Cole Miller is going to absolutely tool BJ Penn. Miller IMO is one of the most underrated fighters in the entire UFC and has been that underrated since before the last time BJ Penn was relevant.
2nd round SUBMISSION after a 10-8 first round.
>>67525358
kek thanks
>>67525358
>>67525256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uub_Oqwefwc
>>67525366
>Fabio
i just rewatched gus vs rumble
watching gus' head whiplash one the ground is pretty brutal
i don't think he will ever be the same
>>67525425
Definitely. He is done as a title contender.
Joanna is ronda bis. Claudia will win.
Tuf is kinda boring tho.
If you have self respect, you'll watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOxUiN72ywA&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl08dD8QvgReASxWni8icpdE&index=37
What's your excuse, /heem/?
>>67525445
Funny thing is that in post-show interviews, JJ will cry about how they edited the footage to make her look like the bad guy. And it is pretty boring. Just care about the boring fights though. Tonight's was extremely boring.
>>67525461
Post pictures of Swole-Buff Ronda
why is legs on fight pass instead of the main card?
>aldo is going to destroy conor!
>>67525505
what is this, a meme for ants?
>>67525375
Not happening. Even at this point in his career Miller is leagues below Penn.
I also don't believe he's overrated seeing as he has a decent fanbase. People actually picked him over McGregor before his thumb injury forced him out
>>67525450
>>>>"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS""""
>>67525504
asking the same question with a different picture
>>67525527
oops
>>67525513
for mendes
>>67525425
johnson and dc must be regretting not fighting jones at 197 now, both would have beat him imo
>>67525450
>What's your excuse, /heem/?
I'm fat and lazy
Does Andrew Sanchez remind anyone of Ryan Hall?
>there are people on /heem/ RIGHT NOW who didn't watch penne vs. waterson
>>67525504
>tfw she was my first Invictafu and will see her live at UFC 199 with my wife by my side
>why is legs on fight pass instead of the main card?
you can really tell what the UFC thinks of former title "challengers" in a weak division when they bury them in the undercards.
Just finished season 2 of The Reem. He got busted for elevated testosterone levels in the season finale. Next episode should be good.
>>67525538
Body of a goddess, face of a filthy jew.
>>67525375
I wouldn't bet on it... I get the feeling this might end up being one of those Tito v Bader sort of fights. There are greater forces at work than just two men in the cage.
Still taking picks.
Fabricio Werdum v Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza v Vitor Belfort
Cyborg v Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves v Bryan Barberena
>>67525375
I respect Cole Miller's talent but honestly, who wouldn't tool BJ at this point?
>>67524763
^^^^^^^
real predictions guy
>>67525704
Usually there's a brit that submits picks with chinami smile happy.gif in the first column - I wonder what happened. Rest in piece.
>>67525581
yes they both have the autist eyes
the wizard is my nigga though
thank you for your service
>>67525727
WHITE
BUNDA
U
N
D
A
Give me chills like video related, /heem/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40BFJFmT9Pc
>>67525848
here's another.
probably the most important one in recent /heem/ history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuwpKWmMbIk
>>67525848
>>67525898
>once in a lifetime.
b a s e d n a t h a n
>>67525907
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc4bIxdBcFM
>>67525524
is this real?
>>67525927
yeah that's his real youtube account, legit nicks comment lol
years of vids and stuff on it
>>67525848
daniel kelly stopping goof face was fucking awesome.
if you don't have fightpass:
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Daniel_Kelly_vs_Antonio_Carlos_Junior_UFC_Fight_Night_85_Part_3/10124932
>>67525927
nate also has a youtube account with a bunch of random uploads including some cool clips with him and his gf in hawaii
i found it after he commented on a fox video of him leaving an interview explaining what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKsZsJAYKoU
it's like 10 comments down
>>67525927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAvHwf7Qrf0
heres the snes video, his comment is the very first one
So with the new Flyweight TUF, will we finally get a fighter who can beat MM?
If the UFC opens up the house to fighters from other orgs like Bibulatov and Akhmetov, I think we could actually get a very interesting season despite MM starching the coaches already
If anything I hope we'll get more eyes on the flyweight division; it's such a good division but MM's dominance makes people dismiss it as shallow when its' anything but
and why act like a hi payed professional athlete when treated like a benched semi pro ?
>>67525971
>you'll never blaze it up with Nick and look up Youtube videos about the shit you were into when you were 10
>>67525988
If they reach out far and wide, sure.
If they cheap out, it's gonna be Tim Elliot doing his stupid awkward fighting style right to the shitle tot.
>>67524763
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>Uriah Hall : "Tim Kennedy can eat a dick"
kek
Srsly, great guy
>>67525988
The problem with FLW has nothing to do with the fighters themselves, it's that the fights are usually shit and the division has the lowest finishing rate in the UFC including the women.
There's also the fact that it's populated with abnormally small men and was only created because other organisations had fighters to market using it.
I could heem any of you guys
any
n
y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICUX2TH10l8
>Nate Diaz recorded and commentated a bunch of kids fighting out the front of Whole Foods in 2011
>>67525971
Sometimes I convince myself that Nick Diaz is really intelligent and is operating on a level most of us can never hope to achieve, and then I see this shit and realise that he is just a dumb cunt that can fight
>>67526054
yeh this one is quality, ufc fighter egging on teens outside whole foods
>>67526050
You can't even pass guard!
>>67526036
seriously fuck tim kennedy, if he's so eager to fight than sign to fight someone, otherwise shut up and go away
Anyone else hate Jose Aldo?
@67526078
no
>>67526054
>Whole Foods
At least they have money for health insurance
>>67526054
>hit him. you got socked
>ah he's a bitch
If I could pick one UFC fighter to have end up dead tomorrow, it'd be Jose Aldo or Kevin Casey.
67526114
despicable
>>67526110
this mans jitz is crazy
>>67525971
lads, nick is subscribed and/or featuring some interesting channels on his page
>lacey green
>alex "muh documents" jones
>hollywood life(looks like some tmz tier gay shit)
>vegan gains
>some cover singer called hannah emerson
>scienceatNASA
>bigthink(it has kaku and bowtie man, pretty interesting shit)
>dailytoke(not shitting you)
he probably gets high and binges on this shit given the types of channels...
and ofcourse, the fucking goat. pic related
>>67526128
can't believe he's subbed to durian that's hilarious
have you seen the video of nick taking a bong hit on a conference call and then practising his nunchucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZkq5OIJxg
>>67526054
>>67526112
kek
this is a meme mine lads
>>67526152
i thought this was a pretty nice bideo of nathan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9CbGxFNNT4
>>67526077
I like how he said he could toy and then eventually sub Chael and make it an """entertaining fight."""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaRNrYFS2Sk
>you'll never do sprints with nate and the homies in nature
>>67526143
saw it a couple of days ago, based diaz bros
>>67526179
>ywn get paid to heem roided goofs then go on a cruise with your qt gf
>>67526256
feels bad omanbro...
what is your country like?
>>67526258
maashallah
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFTCeKNv_Ba/
Rampage providing some spicy new memes
>>67526258
Is this what love feels like?
Im literally going to masturbate during her next fight
>>67526258
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Is she just baiting and nothing else?
>>67526267
hot. pretty boring especially that i don't know how to drive... whats aussieland like?
>>67526296
pretty much the same with a fuck load of asians. Philippinos and Chinese so not even the good asians either
lot of drug and alcohol use too, not many mma fans outside of conorfags and stuff
>>67526310
hey atleast you have some mma fans. its just bandwagon barca and madrid fags here... i literally know a guy who cheers for juve, madrid, and man u
>during her next fight
You really expect her to fight again? If she can get any kind of well paid acting role she is out the door
>>67526325
I think she loves fighting more than you give her credit for. She's got at least one more fight in her.
>>67526321
>juve, madrid, and man u
fucking disgusting
>>67526325
>If she can get any kind of well paid acting role she is out the door
Why does everyone keeps saying that ?
I don't get it
Because she's pretty, fighting absolutely CAN'T be what she wants to do ?
@67526332
It's just jealousy of PVZ desu
You don't think Ronda as a lifelong Judo practitioner didn't love fighting? Where is she now? She's missing potentially the biggest UFC show and filming a movie instead.
>>67526352
>You don't think Ronda as a lifelong Judo practitioner didn't love fighting?
I honestly don't
All her life she was pushed by her mother, she doesn't even know how to handle defeat.
Ronda loves winning and being famous, fighting was just the way to get to that.
PvZ legit loves it.
>>67526366
>PvZ legit loves it.
>
>PvZ legit loves it.
>>67526110
could chael have scooped his other arm under demons leg and ended in guard instead of a triangle choke?
>>67526392
No because Maia had control of his other arm
>>67526397
wasn't that chael controling it scared of armbar or other submission? he was the one to grab it initially
>>67526402
Nope Maia has his arm wrapped so that he cant pull it out
>>67526294
i'm baiting to her right now.
>>67526416
haha nice
>>67526410
talking other arm, chaels left, the one grabbing at demons right wrist. he ended with his right and head in demon triangle, but could he have shoved his left through demons crotch instead as he hipped over to end in guard (both arms and head between legs).. i just wonder how he could have avoided this
So UFC 198 will be commentated by Stann and Goldie, I'd rather have Stann and Gooden
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/730455644160020480
>>67526428
however maybe this just ends with him mounted and it was demon allowing that hip turn over because he knew chael was gonna get locked in
>Anon: I think you broke and threw the fight.
>Belfort: You think I broke? *SLAP* You think I threw the fight? *SLAP*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ
When will something like video related happen to someone?
>inb4 Rampage did it to Ariel already
>>67526416
hehe
>>67526440
why is rogan not on?
>>67526440
i'd prefer rogaine over these chumps anyday
>>67526428
>>67526446
i want answers.
>>67526440
i want dan hardy and frank mir
>>67526478
Mir is on suspension for using the gas
>rooting for Damian HGH Maia
>>67526440
at least no Anik.
>>67526458
>why is rogan not on?
He's scared of the diseases in Brazil
>>67526500
>rooting for Damian Lay&Pray Maia
Great OP
Who CLAUDIA here?
@67526525
who photoshopped her mole out?
>>67526258
That first comment. Be careful, paige.
am I the only man on earth that hates it when women cover 100% of their face in foundation makeup?
it looks like fucking shit boys holy
no one, her hair is hiding it
Anyone hate Rogan?
>>67526539
if they have to wear makeup they're to old
>>67526525
looks photoshopped.
>>67526539
some people just aren't as autistic to care enough, bud
>>67526440
is it because cyborg is still salty?
>>67526458
Rogan refuses to fly over the Bermuda Triangle.
>>67526525
natty GOAT
>>67526539
Count me in. #RealMenHateOverdoneMakeup
>>67526589
Now imagine how huge she'd get if she used PEDs (which she never has)
>>67526589
pump, lighting, hard work, angle, legal supplementation, photoshop etc.
>>67526458
he wants to be home for his daughter's birthday
>>67526572
>Maya
Did he get that name while tripping on le sacred plant?
>>67526589
side effects of her hormone replacement therapy.
>>67526572
be careful
>>67526589
she looked really feminine on TUF, it's either her off cycle or lots of make up
>>67526584
this is probably true.
>>67526539
This.
>>67526683
what'd you google to find this shit pic?
>>67526703
>You know you're using it.
>>67526516
slowly phasing him out.
>>67526696
Ava is still hot without make up. Natural slutty mouth.
>>67526711
literal child abuse
Who gives a fuck who is on commentary? Schaub is having rogan onto the JRE this Saturday to do a schaubcast fight companion. Based Big Brown comes thru again.
>>67526696
that weathered hag is actually pretty without makeup most adult females aren't
>>67526732
>>67526711
i like this one
>oliver
>>67526742
lol
>>67526711
he looks comfy af
>>67526788
I've never felt this way about a fighter before
I like her but also strongly dislike her
I tried so hard
And got so far
>>67526806
BUT
BUT
BUT SHE WANTS TO DO MOVIES
>>67526799
>I've never felt this way about a fighter before
I like her but also strongly dislike her
>>67526823
and tim kennedy said he wanted to fight uriah hall on four days notice. stop being such a mark.
>>67526823
she better do movies she fucking stinks
she's 22 and rose is 23 and she makes rose look like *insert your GOAT here*
paige fucking stinks at fighting
>that feel when saturday is the best card of the year
Why are all the best fighters psychopaths/sociopaths? GSP, Bones, Fedor..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BT1zrUnuKw
>>67526838
who is your favorite prospect?
>>67526835
A girl that can just ruthlessly beat the shit out of me is so hot.
>>67526742
>conor will heem nate this time
>>67526880
lol
>>67526861
how is GSP or fedor a psycho? i agree with Jones being a psycho though.
>>67526831
do you? me too anon
>conor will sub nate this time
>>67526880
>conor will heem nate this time
realy that Stipe Miocis fails drug-test?
>>67526906
slow your roll
most convicted felons in the USA don't meet the criteria for psychopathy
jon is a good boy
>>67525704
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Corey
Alves
>>67526933
SOURCE?
Pray for Wanderlei, /heem/
He was hit by a car
>>67526959
source?
>>67526906
What excites GSP? 'A woman of course, dinosaurs, and the violence of the Octagon'
mental disorders everywhere
>>67526959
they should have an animal crossing sign up
>>67526967
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/12/11661060/wanderlei-silva-shoulder-surgery-after-being-hit-by-car-mma-news
Luckily it wasn't life-threatening
>>67526967
>>67526959
ha! holy shit i thought he was joking.
>>67526865
Out of the fighters on the card, or everyone?
on this card, Santos is my boy
prostpectboys include Thomas Almeida and Tommy Bree
>>67526983
LOL
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSeI_Wihhq/
imagine if conny mcmeme submitted nate in the rematch... id scream louder than when he KO'd aldo
>>67526990
>ywn catch a whiff of that ass when you're rolling with her
>>67527001
>canor mcmeme ever subbing anyone
>>67524763
Werdum
Belfort
Smith
Shogun
Alves
Well I do not take pleasure in /heem/ anymore. I think it is time for me to leave. At least for few weeks.
Time to live my life.
Bye.
>>67527000
too slow
>>67527001
>connor submitting diaz
>>67527033
see you on saturday, pierre
>>67527017
well his jitsu was nice vs nate (before the near tkoing) and he's submitted someone before. im sure he's working on it a lot too with gunni and what not.
He could even come back and become a ground fighter. Heavy training was why he didn't even want to do press conferences...
