Kiyotake is rumored to go to Hertha
Götze leaving
So we've already signed mats and sanches who's next?
Anyone care to animate Watzkes face on Jon snow and lewas götzes and matses face on those who stabbed him?
Adrian Ramos will be Sunderland's Okazaki
Kyouko ruining peoples sleep
Jan Kirchhoff in save waters
why are swiss people so attractive?
>>67522778
>Swiss
>>67522797
racism
England team named to face Sri Lanka
Cook
Hales
Compton
Root
Vince (debut)
Stokes
Bairstow (w)
Ali
Broad
Anderson
Finn
12th: Jake Ball (debut)
Thoughts?
goooooooooooooooood morning
>>67524029
>stokes
>>67524082
>LITERALLY just came off one of the most successful series for an allrounder in the last 5 years
Don't let pyjama cricket delude your opinions of quality players
>>67524143
>don't judge players on their performances in the best format of the sport
k
>>67524157
>"A good Test match player can convert himself into a good T20 player, but a good T20 player cannot convert himself into a good Test match player, because there is not enough skills being addressed in T20 to play well in a Test match. They can come in and give a good golf swing and hit the ball out of the ground, but can never play a good Test match innings. You don't do a lot of things that you do in a T20 game in a Test. The wicket conditions are very different. You can't just keep slogging your way through a Test" - R Ashwin
moin
>>67522399
DELETE THIS THREAD
>test cricket will die in your lifetime
>>67524422
please watch the real version of our sport
Is Hertha 'elite'?
>>67524501
yes
time for lewdbundes
ugh
>Der frühere sportliche Leiter des VfB Stuttgart, Fredi Bobic, wird laut einem Bericht des „Kickers“ Nachfolger von Heribert Bruchhagen bei Eintracht Frankfurt. Der 44-Jährige soll demnach Ende des Monats offiziell präsentiert werden. Darauf habe sich der Aufsichtsrat des in Abstiegsgefahr schwebenden Bundesligisten geeinigt
>Dortmund absolutely looting everyone
but muh evil Bayern
>>67524788
eh?
>>67524804
>>67524832
dortmund stealing players from bayern again, i see
I'm scared of the future.
It's my first ever Abstieg and I feel really insecure.
>>67524832
Rumours ≠ fix transfers
>>67524832
>horn
Probably not.
>morata
Yeah only if Real swaps him for Aubameyang.
>götze
See horn
>werner
Even more overrated than Volland, let's hope not.
>>67524852
>fix transfers
silly me.
I'm off for breakfast.
>>67524832
+ Toprak
So Jorn Andersen is North Koreas new national coach, thoughts?
>>67522778
he looks alot like CR7 in this pic
do you browse the /bundes/ in public?
>>67524847
just be urself :^)
we should use this pic more often t b h
>>67524935
i don't have a mobile device so no
>>67524422
>>67524157
I get you guys are new to cricket and whatnot but literally no one thinks T20 is better than Test cricket except for Andre Russell and women.
You probably started watching cricket this year when there was an unprecedented amount of flog20. But there won't be any more """relevant""" t20's until the Big Meme in December and that is very much the 2nd class citizen compared to the international season. There won't be any "relevant" international T20's for another four years.
>Verliert Borussia Dortmund nach dem Abgang von Mats Hummels (27) zu Bayern München weitere Stammkräfte? Zumindest beim Topvorbereiter der laufenden Bundesliga-Saison, Henrikh Mkhitaryan könnte bald Klarheit herrschen. Berater Mino Raiola kündigte gegenüber der „Bild“ jedenfalls eine schnelle Entscheidung über die Zukunft seines Klienten an: „Noch ist nichts entschieden. Aber spätestens in zehn Tagen wird Klarheit herrschen.“
>>67525112
all of them can piss of
>>67525076
Based krazyreddit pandering to big strong krauts
*knütschi*
whore
*whöre*
>>67525076
what about the indian premier league?
Be real with me lads, is Xhaka any good?
>>67525271
Not even slightly "relevant". Will implode on itself within a few years due to extreme corruption and the existence of equally lucrative alternatives
>>67525283
yes
>>67525300
but its fun to watch. I dont care about relevance
>>67522399
>Kiyotake is rumored to go to Hertha
I wish he would join in Leverkusen. I've believed he can play well on CL as well as bundesliga like his friend shinji.
>>67525308
Yeah alright I mean it's cool that you're even interested in cric in the first place given that cric in mainland europe is being consistently murdered by ex-pat indians but once you watch more than like 30 T20 games you begin to realise that they're all the same and super dull.
>>67525329
You have to be over 5'7" to post in /Bundes/, senpai.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/1012711.html
Lmaoing at Firdose "everything is terrible, especially my writing" Moonda's attempt to do a Jarrod Kimber about Cozier
>>67525300
>and the existence of equally lucrative alternatives
wat
>>67525271
Only on for 6 weeks a year
>>67525372
Based daniel pandering to big strong krauts
>>67525451
>>67524832
>>67524857
>Auch innerhalb des Kaders dürfte es bald Bewegung geben. So soll sich Timo Werner (20) für einen Wechsel entschieden haben, Borussia Dortmund und Aufsteiger RB Leipzig gelten als Kandidaten für einen möglichen Transfer.
rumours about manolas at bayern but you bought hummels and chelsea is on him too. doub you ll give more than chelsea to buy a back up CB.
>>67525283
Yes but probably not massive transfer fee good.
AusWORMS and Nipponiggers O U T
>>67522399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=53&v=eF4x84W8Rrk
>>67525580
>sense of humor:B-
If you wanna make upset us, the word nigga won't make sense much.
>>67525651
What do you suggest, rice-dick?
>>67525693
>Mohammad my son
You don't have to pretend to be badass anymore, son. Nobady abuse you and nobady cares about you on this thread.
>>67525760
>Nobady abuse you
if only...
>fidschi-banter
>bernd butthurt
>>67525806
>roscoe rancid
>bernd dipping into kc tier memes i don't know the context of because i moved to superior yli
>bernd
>>67525828
what's yli?
>>67522778
i am swiss and attractive
>>67525883
you're neither
Just had a glass of water.
>>67526027
I'm the exact opposite. Really thirsty right now.
Then you should drink a glass of water.
>>67526227
1 Obama is worth more than Lewa, gotze and dummels desu.
>Da ManCity durch die Verletzung Gündogans von einer Verpflichtung Abstand nehmen könnte, rückt ein anderer Spieler in den Fokus der Engländer: Toni Kroos soll nun ganz oben auf der Einkaufsliste des zukünftigen City-Trainers Pep Guardiola stehen.
>Die spanische „Marca“ – stets nah am Geschehen bei Real Madrid dran – berichtet von einem möglichen Wechsel des deutschen Nationalspielers von den Königlichen zu ManCity. Demnach will Guardiola Kroos unbedingt in seinem Team haben.
>>67526227
>>67526269
>>67526288
what are you trying to tell us?
>>67526306
>>67526288
>>67526306
>>67526317
>>67525968
i literally am
neinhold here btw
I just drank up my water bottle, now I have to get up and refill it with Leitungswasser.
>>67526417
mmmhhhmmmm
>>67526417
fil it with your pee instead
>>67525112
everybody who leaves dortmund is a freaking traitor and should die in a fire
...thats my humble opinion
>>67526560
hummels is a particuarly bad case
that's a weak impersonation of a dortmund fan. I know that you can do better.
wäre es nciht mal an der zeit anständige spieler zu kaufen ? anstatt immer unsummen für fail einkäufe, ala imobile,ramos,sahin aus zu geben ? http://www.transfermarkt.de/ganso/profil/spieler/67920 http://www.transfermarkt.de/daniel-carvajal/profil/spieler/138927 es gibt genug spieler, die wechselwillig sind, und den BVB bei weitem besser pushen können, als die spieler, die man in den letzten 2 jahren gekauft hat ..wenn hummels geht, wen oder was kauft ihr ? was macht ihr wegen schmelzer uns piscek ? lange geht das mit den 2 auch nicht mehr.. atm befinden sich beide auf nem lvl von der 2ten liga .....schmelzer dümpelt seid jahren auf links rum und was passiert ? nix ...pisceck seid jahren auf rechts, und .. ????? nix ....
aua aua mein bvb
Lars Jacobsen has decided to retire after this season.
decided against getting up, really thirsty now
>>67526552
I fear people might look
ugh
>>67526695
Calm down Neinhold
>Trainer Ralph Hasenhüttl hat vor dem Wechsel zu RB Leipzig seine Ambitionen unterstrichen. „Ich möchte irgendwann Titel gewinnen“, sagte der Österreicher dem „Donaukurier“ (Donnerstag) und ergänzte: „Ich möchte mal in die Champions League auf die ganz große Bühne.“ Dass er beim Aufsteiger in der 1.Bundesliga von Beginn an vorne mitspielen werde, glaubt er nicht. „Leipzig hat eine sehr junge Mannschaft, die ihre Erfahrungen in der Bundesliga erst machen muss. Es ist nicht so, dass man da so einfach durchmarschiert.“
>>67526911
I already rated Hasenköttl when he was at Aalen and I always knew he was destined for great things
https://twitter.com/BVB/status/730751048898498560
>Borussia Dortmund @BVB 3m3 minutes ago
>Borussia Dortmund verpflichtet Toptalent @Dembouz - mehr in Kürze!
LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP US NOW?
>>67526997
>LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP US NOW?
why would he stop you, you signed him
>>67526997
LITERALLY WHO
>>67527012
disregard, I just realised they mean Dembele. Great transfer.
>>67526997
G-good for them
>>67527029
Yeah I only noticed after posting that the tweet only mentions his Twitter user name. Sorry.
>>67522731
Good morning to you too
>>67526997
It's funny because it's true.
>>67524082
Morning
>>67524203
Morning
>>67527060
>contract till 21
that means @FCBuyern 2020
>>67526997
>FC Bayern @FCBayern -1051200 minutes ago
>FC Bayern verpflichtet Toptalent @Dembouz - mehr in Kürze!
>>67524899
Good for him
kinda like it, desu
>>67526269
>scouts: "what kind of player you want senpai?"
>pep: "someone who passes sideways alot"
>scouts: "say no more"
>>67526997
based, especially for 15m.
test
>>67527213
>underrating Kroos
>2016
>>67525840
Euphemism for Euan
>>67527212
The thumbnail says Ajax Amsterdam and Manchester United
>>67527226
t20
>>67526997
>LITERALLY WHO
>"Oh hey Anon, glad you could make it. We don't have any meat left but you can sit down and chat with us! Maybe there's a spare beer for you too."
best brothel in berlin?
Will Hansa Rostock win the Bundesliga in our lifetime?
>>67527358
Mabye
>>67527332
the gril at the back is the only one that i don't believe was bullied
>>67527352
Berghain
>>67527410
do i have to jerk off ben klock for entry
Oh my god I will never again open the door when I don't await anyone. Another energy fuckwhore
>>67527425
No
>>67527431
can i
>>67527352
Reichstag, crystal meth and lots of whores.
>Beginnt in Hoffenheim nach der Rettung der Ausverkauf? Kevin Volland (23) darf im Sommer für eine Ausstiegsklausel von 18 Millionen Euro gehen. Leipzig, Wolfsburg und Dortmund haben angeklopft. Am interessantesten ist für Volland die Anfrage von Jürgen Klopp und dem FC Liverpool. Der Vertrag von Sebastian Rudy (26) läuft noch bis 2017. Bayer Leverkusen hat Interesse am Nationalspieler. „Natürlich merkt man, dass in Hoffenheim etwas entstehen kann. Und ich fühle mich ja auch sehr wohl.“ Aber: „Es muss sportlich für mich weitergehen. Jeder Spieler möchte international spielen – ich auch.“
>Niklas Süle (20) hat sich unter Trainer Julian Nagelsmann zum Abwehr-Chef entwickelt. Wolfsburg, Dortmund, Leverkusen und englische Teams haben Interesse.
>>67527438
Yes
>>67527451
a- and techno?
>>67527464
Hi
>>67527503
Hello
>>67527462
dettmann too
>>67527485
sick
>>67527503
>>67527520
goodmorning
Hi
>>67527540
Morning
>>67527332
wosn hier der alk ihr schwuchteln? voll der kindergeburtstag... ne ich geh mit idris und selcuk im käfig zocken
>>67527373
I'll buy it club and make it a reality.
>tfw getting easy england money
how mad are cologne gayboys right now?
where is mkhitaryan going
toot toot mother fu**ers
>>67527702
nowhere
problem is that he's got one of the biggest assholes on the planet as an agent so it takes time
>>67527727
no he is leaving trust me im a good source
Am I the only one that is almost hyped for next season?
>shitty clubs like Hangover Stuttgart/Frankfurt/Bremen gone, RB Leipzig, >schalke getting competent management, no more golfsburg in the CL or EL, Dortmund and Bayern signing great talents, Ancelotti at Bayern
>>67527643
what are you talking about I want to meme with you
Please post a good mix for me to listen to while lifting weights. I won't respond to obvious joke responses
>>67527834
Iron Maiden - Somewhere in Time the entire album
>>67527809
>falling for the "everything at Schalke will be better next season" fallacy
>>67527809
Yes, looks to be a great season. Poops boring shit football gone. Asspain over Red Bull will be huge across all BL fans.
>>67527834
Gojira - Terra Incognia
>mix
you 12 phegget?
>>67527809
>Schalke
>not struggling as always
how do you think this will change?
>>67527809
Yes
and then after 6 games Bayern are already 15 points in front and everyone wonders why they keep watching this crap again
>>67527874
they'll replace the memelords Heldt and Breitenreiter. Heidel is serious desu, I don't see how FC Hollywood can continue with him.
>>67527869
I can't take that music serious
>>67527849
Trying it out
Iron Maiden doesn't do it for me. Neither enough melody nor depth
>>67527919
Try [PLEB REMIX] of [PLEB SHIT].
evening
>>67527919
well listen to Der Freischütz by Weber then lmao
>Leicester and Dortmund in the same CL group next season
>>67527809
>shitty clubs
>Bremen
;__:
>Schalke
>competent
won't happen, ever
otherwise, I agree
>>67527896
but it's still fc memes 04. i respect heidel, but i doubt he can change that much. they will just come up with new content.
>>67527935
No
>>67527939
Both are seeded in pot 1 so it can not happen
>>67527965
Isn't pot 1 only for league winners plus CL holder?
>>67527809
I literally only care about BasedenBall Leipzig. The rest of your league is utter shit.
>>67527971
Yes
>>67527965
Dortmund are pot 2. Pot 1 is for the league winners of the top 7 ranked leagues + CL winner.
Dembele, Pulisic, Weigl ... the Bayern team of 2019 is looking pretty good
>>67527919
>melody and depth
>lifting
don't bother, keep blogging about your cats and social injustice.
>>67527975
Then Dortmund can't be pot 1.
>>67527979
Okay
>>67527987
Okay
>>67527981
Pulisic won't be good enough by 2019
>>67527992
he's already better than Robben
>>67528001
>better than a crock
okay?
Who is dembele going to replace?
Mickey? Kagawa?
>>67527919
listen to the latest Weezer record then
>>67528273
Better, but not satisfying. Currently listening to Lexer - LIVE @ Seemannsklub Greifswald and you?
>>67528348
the sounds of my computer running
>>67528363
Okay
>>67528191
Pulisic
>>67528348
Currently listening to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yop3v_Yp68
pretty decent desu.
>>67528379
Eh he's overrated anyway.
Bobby Wood is the true MVP
Well I found it through soundcloud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKL8Zjtc2M
Chopstick & Johnjon - Clear Eyes (Original Mix)
>>67528483
who?
>>67528348
>and you?
Funnily enough, I'm currently listening to the latest Weezer album. I listened to Kate Bush earlier.
>FCB zieht Kaufoption bei Tasci nicht
JUST fuck my season up, they definitely will regret this next year
>>67528348
https://youtu.be/Iti4uK31uGE
>>67528191
he will rotate with Reus and Mkhitrayan. Tuchel is probably expecting lots of injuries next year after this season
>>67527458
i don't want Süle to go to Dortmund or any of the other teams.
i want him to come to bayern and be first back up for Boateng and Hummels.
I hope Ancelotti signs at least one more CD,since Benatia is leaving,Tasci (kek) is leaving and Badstuber is ded
oh and a new right back,fuck rafinha
>>67528404
It's for a certain kind of mood and atmosphere
>>67528536
Okay
>>67528542
Okay
>>67528608
Sign Ginter
Why is the Randers game delayed?
what's randers?
Thoughts?
>>67529117
Scottish Football Club
>>67529134
>>67529135
For now
jesus christ will it ever stop raining?
>>67529134
Really like the new kit. Back is kinda shit though.
>>67529209
this fucking warmth is way worse, believe me
>>67529134
Were they inspired by Yellowjacket from Ant-Man?
20 Minutes are saying the Dembele transfer fee could rise to 52 million, if certain goals are met. But like with the Sanches deal, some of the goals are shit like BdO shortlist, and probably top scorer of the league.
>>67529134
>Okay Marco now act surprised...
>>67529285
Ha... now I know where you live.. that was one information too many.. expect me in 5 hrs
>>67529310
see you then, looking forward to it
shall I cook something for us or will you make a break for dinner on your way?
ugh
>>67529134
neat but is it a different yellow?
night
>>67529168
>Where's my Bayern kit?
>>67529457
Night
What is this look supposed to say?
>>67527057
g-good evening
>>67529134
based i will buy one for sure
i wonder what those papers are about
>>67529134
What's with that pic of Poop on the open locker?
>>67529679
>Reus get your anus ready
>>67529697
Hey
>>67529778
whats good
>>67529819
The progress of my plants thanks to the weather
>>67529840
nice :3
what are you planting? that blue german flower?
take a pic
anyone got a stream for ssnhd?
the one i usually used is down
i already hit my elbow against the wall 5 times today
>>67529879
What blue german flower?
Sage, tomatoes, more tomatoes, thyme, avocado, chamomile, chili, kiwi, ginger, basil, more tomatoes, parsley, rosemary, oregano and I'm trying to get a lemon plant going but haven't been successful yet. Trying another pair of seeds next
>>67530076
cornflower
damn that's a lot
why don't you try mint and chamomile
>>67530154
are you ok
>>67530196
I don't have any use for mint. If I had unlimited space, so basically a garden, I'd totally do it
>>67530154
>not aua aua posting
>>67530236
i see
whats that blur thing carved in the soil for
i just read again that you are planting chamomile already ugh
>dat kicker video on dutt
kek
they shit all over him
>>67530196
Yes. I was thinking of you and your "funny" bone
>>67530312
What blur thing
>>67530585
blue
i typed r instead e ehehe
>>67530385
o-okay
>>67530603
What blue thing carved in the soil
Oh that just has the name of the plant on it. Rather unnecessary for thyme I agree
>>67526997
how good is he? I I've seen him posted a lot lately but I've never seen him play
just woke up and felt so ... for a sec
>>67530708
the French squad for the Euros was just announced
>>67529679
you haven't seen my true form yet
>>67530740
yes i saw it. whatever it's classic deschamps
lol
>>67530918
ahaha, oui oui, mon chéri
Night
Deschamps nominiert Frankreichs EM-Kader.
Das Aufgebot im Detail:
Tor
Benoît Costil (Stade Rennes), Hugo Lloris (Tottenham), Steve Mandanda (Olympique Marseille)
Abwehr
Lucas Digne (AS Rom), Patrice Evra (Juventus Turin), Christophe Jallet (Olympique Lyon), Laurent Koscielny (FC Arsenal), Eliaquim Mangala (Manchester City), Jérémy Mathieu (FC Barcelona), Bacary Sagna (Manchester City), Raphaël Varane (Real Madrid)
Mittelfeld
Yohan Cabaye (Crystal Palace), Lassana Diarra (Olympique Marseille), N’Golo Kanté (Leicester City), Blaise Matuidi (PSG), Paul Pogba (Juventus Turin), Moussa SIssoko (Newcastle United)
Angriff
Kingsley Coman (FC Bayern München), André-Pierre Gignac (Tigres UANL), Olivier Giroud (FC Arsenal), Antoine Griezmann (Atlético Madrid), Anthony Martial (Manchester United), Dimitri Payet (West Ham United)
Reserve
Alphonse Aréola (FC Villarreal), Hatem ben Arfa (OGC Nizza), Kévin Gameiro (FC Sevilla), Alexandre Lacazette (Olympique Lyon), Adrien Rabiot (PSG), Morgan Schneiderlin (Manchester United), Djibril Sidibé (LOSC Lille), Samuel Umtiti (Olympique Lyon)
wow that new stone roses song really did suck, huh?
>>67525329
I also want Kiyotake to go to Leverkusen.
>>67531762
night
>>67530918
why is this funny?
just because he's the kind of guy who would fall for the religious extremism meme?
or is there some story behind it?
>>67531814
>no Kurzawa