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> It's 5-0.
Dallass bandwagoning screencapped for all time.
>>67518862
>finnish goaltending
>just took a shower before the game
>need to poop
should I just start the day over?
the game is over
we don't need more threads
>>67518896
someone posts something like this in every thread, welcome to spee
>mfw when benn hangs himself during the intermission
>The Stars have to score every 4 minutes just to tie it
Can they do it?
>>67518862
Gametime meal
Don't laugh
>finnish goaltending
If the Blues win the Stanley Cup(they wont) they get an automatic asterisk next to their championship since Seguin was hurt.
reminder I had a nightmare of this happening.
>>67518955
stop hating on american players
>>67518964
hope those sunflower seeds ain't from kroger, there was a recall m8
>>67518964
>plastic plates
manchild
>>67518856
Tuukka is still great tho.
>>67518963
>>67518862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVCrKcOl78
reposting just for St. Louis hype
>>67518963
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_on_Manchester
>>67518931
I don't understand this. Do you shit all over yourself when you take a shit? Why does it matter that you showered first?
>>67518964
Are you a squirrel?
>>67518975
forgot pic
Atleast people leaving the stadium after this game won't have to worry about being mugged on the way back to their probably stolen car
enjoy your 3rd round elimination, bluescucks. maybe something else will shine light on your somali infested shit city ;)
>>67518934
>in every thread
During the playoffs
While the crowd deserts the arena en masse
While very few Stars fans were even on /sp on Monday or tonight
While Mexican
>>67518989
>>67518993
suck it texas haha
>>67518998
>mad
>at clean assholes
What are you drinking, lads?
>>67518896
>He actually thinks thats a Stars fan
if the stors brought this to OT and won in a shootout would it make the biggest /hoc/ meltdown in history?
>>67518998
>he doesnt shit all over himself
>>67518998
my bf is coming over after the game and I like my salad tossed :^)
>>67519065
No, Shorks 3-0 still is.
>>67519057
Water.
post yfw honky starts the third period in net for the stars
>All these soccer commercials trying to make soccer not be shit.
>>67519059
>he wishes it wasn't an star's fan
Sorry but only Texans are that outright retarded.
>>67518980
Don't worry, Backes isn't going to hang himself. Backes is winning.
>>67519057
Bleach at this point
>>67519065
here's your (you)
>>67519089
I don't agree with AA, but good on you for getting off drinking man
stars BTFO. Feels good
>>67519089
lol quitter
>>67519065
Nah. Number of posters seems low this playoffs. Some game threads haven't even needed a 2nd thread.
How do you choke harder than the bloos?
I felt a great disturbance in the force... as if a thousand voices cried out in terror... and were suddenly silenced.
>finnish goaltending
>>67519057
>>67519015
Well, it was wrong -- they're up 5-0
>dullass
>>67519127
stars don't have that many fans
Good thing I saw that girls hard nipples Piercing her pink dress Or else I might be kind of sad
>>67518963
>Because it's the playoffs (tm)
dallas froggieposters BTFO karma rules again i knew it you should have known it too. frogposting never does any good just bad
>>67519126
by being the sharks or caps. Bloos haven't choked yet, they beat the hawks, tough for a lot of teams to do in the playoffs.
Dallas Stars, the most unluckiest team in the league.
:(((
>>67519137
close enough. Not like anyone actually thought it would be 5-0
Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
>tfw no qt burger wife
>>67519183
no that would be the c(an)ucks
Seriously though how fuckin sad is it that the Blues couldnt even win at home and all their fans have to watch from home drinking their busch beer and smoking meth?
As a long time Blues fan I'm just waiting for the Stars to score 5 in the third period. I'll celebrate when the game is officially over
>>67519183
they knew what they were getting into when they went with meme goaltendies
>>67519183
Post ass to give them luck
>>67518741
>I hate Pittsburgh and I'm indifferent to everyone else
This just about sums up how I feel about everyone left in the playoffs
> tfw bittersweet because the same year the Blues might win the cup my beloved Rams broke my heart
It's like watching your wife leave you for a hotter younger Chad
Hey St Louis hows your football and basketball teams doing?
>>67519223
I want the lightning to win, to see if they've got the balls to avenge their finals loss to us from last year.
close game
ALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS
>>67519147
>several finnish goaltenders in that list
>rags
>>67519229
atleast you have a new black chief of police
>>67519229
> mfw blues fan living in los angeles
>>67518964
u a fukking bird, retard?
Take away refpuck and this is a 2-1 game
The Blues deserve this.
Finally they have a team that can make it and they are doing it just like Trump.
LETS GO BLUES!
>>67519248
You must love the BBC. We don't care about nigger sports.
>>67519282
>recycling jokes from previous threads
I was sure there were more people in the rink when the game started
>>67519248
aint even mad i lost a shit tier football team and still have a world class hockey and baseball team
>>67519229
didn't you steal them from LA in the first place?
lol that 10 second hold
refbro just looked and straight up ignored it
priceless
>>67519272
What's revcom.us?
Some commie shit?
Stream pls.
>>67519296
> only states trump won are allowed in the semi-finals
>>67519292
Nah 4-1, 3-1 at the closest
>>67519292
You mean 6-0
>dem empty seats
Jesus Christ Dallas
>>67519314
shit tier tripfag
EMPTY SEATS EVERYWHERE
>>67519296
just like trump?
you mean the blues don't stand a chance in california?
>all those empty seats
>>67519314
games over hes in lala land now
>>67519330
Divine justice
/hoc/ needs to be shut down, all you talk about is how Dallas is mexican and black and how your shit city is "white" and how you dont care about "nigger" sports, racism is supposed to be kept on /pol/
>>67518983
>plastic
>>67519330
>tfw i wish these guys were still around
>>67519057
please beer
sooth the pain a bit
>>67519330
Trump won't win California
To many Mexicans won't allow it
>>67519342
>implying shit tier isn't better than every other /hoc/ tripfig
>getting blown the fuck out in game seven
>at home
>half the arena empty
disgusting
>>67519348
i hope you get knocked out tomorrow so we can both root against the preds together.
>>67519088
3-0 is eternal, never forget
>>67519302
>go to game thread 2
>ctrl+f "bird"
>no results
trikked me, faggot
Dullass fans for you everybody
>>67519348
Too bad the sharks dont stand a chance in cali tomorrow
>the gay cowboy mudpit diddling city of dallas
>>67519363
You sir are the racist
>>67519380
thanks finland.
the arena will be completely empty if they dont score in 10 mins.
>>67519373
Who the fuck were they?
>>67519363
Oh my god your asspain is the most delectable.
>>67519363
>he thinks only the select few in /pol/ hates niggers and mexicans and thinks whites are the best
NEETs are truly awful
Where are all the smug frogposting dullass posters now? Faggots.
>>67519377
They All vote democrat stupid, Trump is easily going to win
>>67519248
How are the Mavs doing in the playoffs?
No? My bad, Dallasbro.
So how's your handegg team lookin?
4-12?
hmmm
Y'all sure got some nice weather down there...
#BANG is hanging in. A True Fan
>>67519385
Sharks have completely redeemed the 3-0 demon by knocking the LA kings out this year tho
this is probably the saddest arena i've ever seen.
absolute silence in dallas, absolutely glorious
>>67519339
>>67519345
>>67519349
>>67519380
>>67519392
>>67519398
>there are literally people born on gods green earth who would sit through this game
>>67519385
There are some things you never forget, like the own goal against the kings, or getting swept by the pens in the finals
COMEBACK TIME
I just got home from a 14 hour shift and haven't read the thread or checked nhl.com
How are my Stars doing? is the >finnish goaltending meme finally done?
ST LOUIS BTFO!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHA
CANT EVEN HOLD A SIMPLE SHUT OUT
COMEBACK IS ON
>>67519183
>blues
>canucks
>buffalel
>zero cups in 46 years
Yeah, no
FALSE HOPE
HAPPENING
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HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
>HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
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HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
>HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
>HERE COMES THE COMEBACK
WHAT CAN STOP US NOW?
MOMENTUM IS OURS!
brian elliott choke INCOMING
>that pity goal
>>67519446
nah i was just waiting for the doyer game to start
HAPPENING
IDS HABBENING
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD WAS 5-0 ALL ALONG
COMEBACK
>getting excited over 5-1
stors fags are pathetic
where's that 5-1 dude? I want to punch you in the fucking face
>>67519428
Mavs/Spurs/OKC broship is in effect and the Cowboys just won the draft of a lifetime and are gearing up for a superbowl run, thanks for asking
>>67519465
not gonna happen, bud.
RELEASE THE FULL MEME DRIVE AND EVEN IT UP
>>67519422
>CANADIAN GOALTENDING
>>67519250
>Be Canes fan
>Beat the Oilers in the Finals
>They never recover from the anal devestation
Seeing the team you beat come back strong is cool, but nothing can beat seeing said team go into an eternal tailspin because of the asspain your team caused.
>breaking the shutout and cucking my rival out of a point in fantasy hockey
based
there are the stars fans
ok blues fans
listen to me
it's 5-1 right now and we are laughing
but in a minute it could be 5-2
in another it could be 5-3
then we have a game on our hands. let's not get cocky.
>>67519446
>I only support my team when they're winning
Get the fuck out you casual
>the least dangerous lead
>>67519175
ok I'm done
fuck your mom tho
>>67519536
thanks man good insight you should apply to nbcsn
How many domestic violence incidents do you guys think are going to happen tonight in DalASS?
Meanwhile while Blues fans sit in their trailer smoking meth Im here in my giant Dallas mansion sipping expensive champagne while my families oil rigs make me even richer
3 puck over the glass penalties in a row incoming
>>67519446
What else is there to watch?
Apehoop
>>67519573
This isnt pittsburgh m8
>>67519565
0
no one in dallas can even hit an open net
T MINUS TWO MINUTES UNTILL RUFF GOES FULL ROY
>>67519568
>smoking meth
senpai it's 2016 we inject it now
Explain to me what 5 is
This Blues team is the worst team to ever make it to the conference finals lmao.
>>67519575
>watching apehoop
>>67519565
Do gay couples really beat each other that often?
>>67519537
>I want to wake up for work on time
I know "working" is an obscure concept in the shitty state of Missouri, but traffic after a game is a bitch on a weekday. Why sit through a game you are 100% going to lose?
some say the most dangerous lead is 5-1
P U L L N I E M I
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>Stores
>>67519524
Yessss, and i'm glad it was the baby oilers for you guys, and bawston hasn't done shit since we kicked their ass in the finals, fuck the bruins.
>>67519601
the number between 4-6
Hey StL bros. Anyone else's cable go out? This storm is preventing me from spazzing out in joy at this score
17
>>67518974
Already with the excuses...GTFO
>yfwtswtsc
>>67519601
5>1
>yfw the supercuts girl was blacked
>>67519610
>muh work
>muh traffic
C-A-S-U-A-L
>>67519588
Sick fucking burn.
>>67519646
Game ends in a 7-1 lulfest
>>67519646
Yep same here
I hope these retards know Dallas is in a broship with the Preds because Demarco Murray used to play for the Cowboys and now hes in Tennessee, were gonna beat the shit outta you.
>>67519667
was she? source?
I really love golf cause I'm shit at hockey.
>>67519671
>being a productive member of society
haha I know real casual right?? lmao nice one!
>playing crossfire
>Not Texas Flood
it's about to be flooding with tears.
>all these empty seats
Sunbelt "fans" are literally subhumans
>>67519434
>Sharks have completely redeemed the 3-0 demon by knocking the LA kings out this year tho
>completely redeemed
>completely
>redeemed
Shorks ain't redeemed shit unless they both win the cup this year and another one within 2 years of that to at least equal the Kongs record.
Even if the Shorks won the cup this year, but didn't win another one in the next 2 years they would still be under the shadow of the Kongs due to having the most cups won in a 3 year span since the Kongs. (Note: Hawks are almost tied with Kongs because they achieved the same feat, but one of those cups came in a meme lockout shortened season.
If the Shorks lose against the Preds tomorrow then they'll forever be California's meme team
>>67519667
>>67519693
pic related
blues are winning the cup desu
>>67519079
>not leaving a chocolate surprise for licky bum bum
fucking casual
>>67519691
Fuck off back to your handegg containment thread, casual scum.
>>67519745
good lord she is so fucking hot
Oh shit, the Stars actually scored.
lmao niemi went swimming
>Game 7
>5-1
How the actual ?
>>67519734
>meme lockout shortened season
>>67519671
All the stars have to do is score a goal every 6 seconds
It's possible
>>67519750
>this is a 10/10 in Missouri
Hahaha shes a 3/10 in Dallas
>getting blown the fuck out 5-0 on home ice in a game 7
>>67519691
ribeiro, neal, nystrom
>>67519733
they left because its embarrassing to watch Finnish goaltenders get memed on for 3 periods.
>>67519782
the stars are 1/5 in dallas
>>67519796
Ribeiro needs to be removed from the lineup
>>67519758
If you dont watch all 4 major sports then you arent, never were, and never will be an athlete, athletes keep up with all sports, fat ass
>>67519770
Hence why the Hawks and Devlels only have 2.5 cups and not the actual 3 like they claim they do
>>67519808
top fucking kek
>>67519745
>being in a play
>getting blacked
>>67519605
>Not the '06 Oilers
>Not the '12 Devils
>Not whoever wins Preds/Sharks
>>67519812
Athlete don't watch sports, the do them.
>>67519808
>>67519808
>>67519824
That wasnt even clever or funny, now youre just being retards
>>67519812
>Dallas fans think watching sports makes them athletes
>>67519808
INCINERATION
>>67519827
>forgetting the 2012 coyotes
BIG AS A HOUSE
>>67519808
top jej
>>67519856
Hey now, I've watched a few NHL games in my day. I'm basically Gretzky
>>67519837
And watch them..........
more like kari letemin
>>67519820
You "triggered" me so I had to post it, besides somebody had to win cup that year, so I'm glad it was us :). What's bizarre is apparently that hawks team's record extrapolated to 132 points over 82 games, no way that team was THAT good, maybe like 110-115 good.
>>67519872
Literally so forgettable I didn't even remember how shit they were.
>>67519889
Only hockey casuals think Gretzky is the GOAT
>>67519874
>7 mins left
Pull the Finn
Texas?
More like the Lone Goal state.
>yfw dallas scores 4 goals in 6 minutes
>empty net with 6 minutes left
>>67519928
But he really is, only Gordie Howe comes close.
>>67519936
and replace with who? another finn?
>pulling your goaltender with six minutes left in game seven at home
TOP
KEK
Blues fans will wake up in the morning unemployed, hungover, poor, fat, strung out on meth, and greasy.
But hey enjoy your little playoff win.
>>67519928
Only hipster contrarians think he isn't.
>>67519745
she's also appearing in this future hit
http://www.jewishplaysproject.org/jaffe/
Crystal Arnette is her.
She's also vegan and a
Shillary supporter.
5-1 and the Goalie pulled? St Louis will be sending shit down that ice all night
SSSSSSSCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
MEME
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Take finn out of the net
>They still score
Where are you shitposters now?
>dallas stars pulled their tender to avoid any more >finnish goaltending memeing
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>67519985
>Anal pain: the post
>6-1
S I X 6 I V
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6
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>49 years and no cup
>>67519985
Stors fans wake up dirty poor and headless but... Hey 2nd round, it's something to build on
Which is better, finnish goaltending or no goaltending?
>empty net
why even bother?
Guys, it is even funny at this point
>all these fans leaving
L M A O
>TERRORSINKHOLE
Goals allowed
>Lehtonen: 3
>Niemi: 2
>an empty fucking net: 1
>>67520050
>b-but Pekka Rinne
>all those stars fans leaving
nice fans you got there Ballas
that one might do it
>>67520050
bout the same ma nigg
Wait? Did the Stars just get scored on during their PP?
AIGHT LADS LGTSS
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