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fuck you anderson silva >>67508566
REAL THREAD:
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515779
>>67515802
autism
don't feel like doing a thread war right now
use this guy's thread >>67515802
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (MY BOY vs literally who)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>My quaternary antiboy BJ Penn set to get BTFO soon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199
>Dana Yellow soon
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/report-china-based-company-leading-candidate-in-advanced-talks-to-buy-ufc
>Hall off of 198
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11656276/uriah-hall-of-ufc-198-fight-card
>>67515802
Ignore this faggot
why are basketball americans so autistic
>>67515836
don't ignore that faggot
REAL: >>67515779
OP or not
Get the juice going
>>67515855
what is wrong with you
>guys please pay attention to me!
>come to my thread and use it guys please please please!!!
>>67515888
Your mother
I'm not the one pandering for my other thread anyways
>>67515894
calm down autist
So is Cole Miller going to ruin BJ's comeback?
>>67515941
hopefully
just so long as BJ loses I'm happy
>My thread is intellectually superior and has information in the OP!
>Use my thread guys, please!!
you attention whoring faggots need to stop, there's literally 20 posts left in the old thread
why can't you wait till we're up to 530 posts before starting a new one like daytime /heem/ does
>mfw my thread is way more baller
>>67515758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDbCZaAHEXI
>>67515974
Stop bullying im not pandering my own thread i just want to spread the juice
come morning, there better be no shitposting
laku noć
>>67515974
>GUYS PLEASE USE MY FORCED MEMES
>WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T THE OP SHIT
>>67515597
>being american
>saying this
literally get out of my country you terrorist
WELL I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
YOU COULD STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
BUT I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I'LL STAND MY GROUND
WON'T BE TURNED AROUND
AND I'LL KEEP THIS WORLD FROM DRAGGIN' ME DOWN
GONNA STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
WELL I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT
I GOT JUST ONE LIFE
IN A WORLD THAT KEEPS ON PUSHIN' ME AROUND
BUT I'LL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO, I WON'T BACK DOWN
Update on flyweight ultimate fighter las
Still thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckw2lfuVTdM
>>67516011
your own brethren say shit like that bud
The old thread isn't even to 500 yet and you idiots are already making 2 threads.
Suck a dick bud
>>67516031
That's far more reasonable
http://rankingmma.com/non-ufc-rankings/flyweight/
Akmhetov and Bibulatov are the favorites 3bh
>>67516031
>they'll bypass the tryouts
good
i wonder how many runnerups they'll give a contract
that guy's nickname better be "Beeboo"
the american sperglord is one of my favourite characters on heem desu senpai
>>67516153
which one?
oh, that's the joke
>>67516153
i didn't make the other thread, you have me confused with someone else
NEW: >>67515779
>>67516011
gay.
least favorite next to ngannoufag if im being 2bh
ngannou
Umm lads
facebook com/photo.php?fbid=1170363639664996
Wandy got hit by a car. He's dead
>>67516171
>"h-heh, cuz we're all crazy, right guys? heh-he.."
>he doesn't realize all of /heem/ knows exactly who the 'american sperglord' is
>he doesn't know that we all talk shit about him in /heem/speak
>he doesn't know we can tell its him every single time he posts due to his retarded writing style
>>67516210
post photo, can't be arsed to create a facebook account
>>67516225
>implying the opinions of people who use /heem/speak matter
Its literally just a post that says he got into an accident while on a bike
You dont even need an account you fuck
>>67516210
>He's dead
Bit redundant in having the shoulder operation tomorrow then don't you think?
All it says is that he got hit by a car and that he's dead
Oh so we're using this thread?
Anyone else watching UFC tonight?
I watch UFC every single night bud.
You don't? Or you were just curious about who else does?
>>67516225
I'm on /heem/ everyday and have no clue who you're talking about. Can you describe this "retarded writing style"?
UFC Tonight, the show
I watch and trane UFC every single day of my life, maple cuck.
I bet i could dust you in under a minute
>heemspeak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
>literally 5 seconds in is cuck shit
>>67516365
>>67516329
Still with this not replying meme, faggots? Did you come up with it in /heem/speak in between conversations about what black fighters you want to fuck your anime waifus?
>trane
Lennox is better bud and I set the new record on every single one of those arcade punching machines I've ever used, I get like ~950 every single time
Probably because they put the settings for 125 pounders lol
no need to get angry about it m8, you can do what you want
>950
>implying i dont get 1200 in a single jab
ngannou
it's the sperglord and he's upset because he doesn't get (You)s anymore
>>67516393
>That laugh
Whoever that is, heem yourself
>I would love to turn this into a podcast
You too, fucking attention whore
@67516404
>this mad
lol he's pretending it wasn't him
who /americansperglord/ here
no @'s either, autismo
Imagine buying 500 quarter pounders putting them into a black plastic bag and throwing them into a river
That's how easy it would be to dispose of a flyweight's body
>tfw I invented @quoting to avoid giving (You)s to that namefaggot and now it's spiraled out of control
weirdo
your (You)ing butthurt is delicious lad
>>67516514
Maybe we need a /heem/ podcast
You literally just replied to 20 posts
Congrats
What were you expecting you dick
>spiraled out of control
it has evolved into something better
lol he thinks he invented it too
what a fucking pathetic idiot
@quoting is nothing new you fucking sperg
That's literally been a thing since 4chan started
doesn't it bug you guys that you share a flag with guys like that?
or are you just used to it by now
>>67515758
not real event
lmao look how pissed he is
You all seem parched and malnourished
I have to admit, it's kind of nice to not see a bunch of links in every post
There's retards everywhere on this website. Can't let every single one of them get to you, even if they have the same flag
You didnt invent shit, ameribro. Only a handful of memes are worthy of mention on heem. The ngannou being one i invented myself due to my wife's son reminding me of him.
holy shit you people are all so mad ell
It is nice. It's comfy.
Yeah I hear ya. That one though, that's something special. That's real IRL autism coming through your screen lol
Calling the the beginning of this groundbreaking new era of neo-posting; "Autism" seems like the 3rd stage of Grief to me
This means progress which is healthy, normal and encouraging
>>67516970
you're only making it worse, I assume you realize that
So if you have to be within 8% of the target weight for all of fight week, that actually has a much larger effect on the lower weight classes.
Guys that are fighting at 145 can't weigh more than 156.6lbs for all of fight week. I'd think the majority of ranked fighters cut more weight than that.
this truly is the golden age of /heem/
can't get any worse than three active threads every night with idiots vying for OP
>>67517043
ngannou
wish there was a way to auto-hide (You)posters
I disagree desu. The worst is when Canadian OPs create an OP. Truly the worse desu familia
>>67517132
Try filtering the characters ">>"
my thread are the best and you're still in stage one if you don't agree
don't worry, it gets better
Yeah, me too bro
I wish they did weigh-ins just before the fight, to see what kind of differences we're looking at in 24h.
They do weigh ins before 24 hrs senpai. Dont you see the embeddeds? We just dont know the weight. But the UFC does keep a track on it.
I meant right before they enter the cage. I want to see how much they actually recover after 'officially' weighing in.
I'd like to see that too desu senpai
so basically McGregor is never fighting at 145 ever again, even though we all kind of knew that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCIS6hLSwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCIS6hLSwI
So often changes in culture and habit are minuscule and happen over extraordinary lengths of time
But here we're witnessing a colossal shift in posting habit and our sharing of opinion. There's a sociological academic paper waiting to written about this very occurrence, believe you me.
I dont think a single guy fighter from this season is gonna have more than 5 fights in the UFC
haven't been following TUF, why do you say that?
also
>mixing men and women
kek
my fucking PVR skipped two episodes because the guide said they were both episode one again but they fucking weren't
>>67517493
poor leslie smith
lamb to slaughter
>>67517765
Yeah ...
At least she's enjoying herself visiting Brazil
do people here actually train mma?
>>67517826
Some of them, you weirdo.
>I still quote posts on /heem/ in 2016
2bh you guys try to talk shit on heemspeak but i've heard the regulars on heemspeak talk and then i've heard these other heemspeak posters come in and try to talk
the core group of 8 or so posters are all cool af dudes that likely all get pussy irl and could heem every here
those other dudes that popped in once or twice are literal autists who get btfo then come back to heem and whine about autism in heemspeak
and if u look at the stats all the real fighters in /heem/ are chatting on heemspeak
u know why? because theyre not pussy autists like you scared to talk on the internet
>>67517917
Why am I a weirdo?
you still sound like fucking faggots
>having as trip in 2016
>leslie smith
poor little white girl
do all the shitposter autists in here want me to stop making threads
I honestly would if you would stop throwing temper tantrums every time the OP had more than 2 sentences in it
no you wouldn't
we know you can't turn your autism off
I just tried spreading the word of the juice
You tried making it about you and your ego
#JustSayin
lol autism ladies and gentlemen
I wasn't talking to you
Tiffany van Soest is about to be on SportsCenter ameriburgers
>>67518053
They sound fine to me. IDK what you guys' problem is.
>>67518244
no you just tried forcing memes, and that doesnt work on /heem/
either the meme sticks or it doesnt dont try to force your shitty memes with your autism
Im not forcing anything autismo
Filter the word juice if you get so upset
>>67518537
im forcing my dick into ur mom m8
Fag who made the Overeem joke detected
>>67518053
i've literally only sucked one dick in my life, and i didnt even like it so idk how i can be labeled as sounding like a faggot
>miocics boxing coach
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
What's the point of even posting here anymore?
Nobody cares about the sport and they're more concerned with spamming memes
>>67518537
>repeatedly post your stupid juice meme on /heem/
>get no (you)'s
>i know i'll make a thread, i'll have to get (you)'s then
>still get no (you)'s
you're gojira arent' you?
>>67518634
what is the point of hitting pads when they're two feet below their intended target
>>67518639
i'm starting to think this place is beyond redemption
it's slowly but surely making the transition into /hoc/
what was ever the point
someone needs to delete this thread before it infects more people with autism, this isnt funny anymore
You seem upset. Probably about 5 posts about it
You're talking about it far more than I ever have so I guess it worked ;)
stfu tyreese
>>67518598
If you suck one cock you'll always be a cocksucker
jesus christ you guys are a bunch of drama queens
ofc people are going to spam shitty memes on top of the actual discussion, it's 4chan ffs
>the word "juice" triggers Asperger's Syndrome in 4channers
>>67518785
there is no actual discussion anymore, look at this thread
the shitty memes were nowhere near as prolific as they are now
who was the gril in Gilbert Yvels corner?
Wanting someone to delete the thread is bargaining in my view, this is the 4th stage of grief
Progress is happening before our very eyes
>>67518855
please kill yourself
you're not funny and only making it worse
>>67518839
Yeah the yuropeans are asleep so it's only americucks so heem is shit
What else is new ?
Quality post m8
"ill shitpost even more to prove he's making it worse, that'll work!!!"
>>67518908
brits are worse than americans and canadians
tuf starting in 2 min
Still taking picks amidst the autism
Fabricio Werdum v Stipe Miocic
Jacare Souza v Vitor Belfort
Cyborg v Leslie Smith
Shogun Rua v Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves v Bryan Barberena
>>67518939
I said yuropeans, not brits
Thankfully there is no time in day where there only are britposters
hey guys there's an old guy that makes juice
wouldnt that make a great /heem/ meme?
]get it because juice and jucing like steroids?\
haha lmaooooooooooooooo
>>67518986
nobody here cares
>i get upset at juice
>>67518991
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Corey
Warlley
>It's still not gonna be a Khalil blacks Lanchana episode
Remind me, why are we watching this ?
>>67518991
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Corey
Alves
>>67518991
Miocic
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67519041
>i get upset when my juice meme doesnt get (you)'s
fuck off and kill yourself
>>67518991
>tfw stopped submitting multiple picks
Feels like I've grown up lads
>>67518008
Those men still have the same state to this day
>people only just realizing that /heem/ has always been and will always be about memes and the discussion of memes
god I knew this sport catered to the lowest common denominator but I didn't think you guys were that stupid
it's a twitter/instagram/embedded meme-spouting circlejerk, deal with it
>he's actually talking about my "meme" more than I am
I did it, my meme is forced :)
>>67519190
You mean people like to have FUN here instead of dryly discussing technique in every post?
>>67519237
it's isn't fun at all you 12 year old
ngannou
ngannou
schaub
scaub
claudia
look at what this fighter posted on their twitter
what about that is fun to you
>>67519279
I'm not even a shitposter but I must say seeing you this triggered is kinda funny to me
Why is heemspeak so autistic bros?
>>67519279
dont forget some old man makes juice and juice is a term /heem/ uses for steroids
therefore its a great /heem/ mean
god i would love nothing more than to heem that autist at heem1
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dYFZkKQ.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>this triggers the aspies
>people shitting on other people for having fun on /heem/ and calling them autistic
this needs to stop 2bh
>Claudia coming in and making a barbecue for everyone
How perfect is she
I mean srsly
>>67519279
I have lots of fun here.
>before TUF
claudia is a disgusting roid monkey, wouldn't touch with a 12 feet pole
>after TUF
claudia-sama please be my waifu uguuu
Can you imagine what these autistic fucks do when they open their parents fridge and see a full carton of orange juice
she has definitely won my heart
hope she dethrones the eurotroll
I've always liked Claudia, but now I love her.
I think this should dispel any confusion over the progress no replying and quoting has made
>>67519442
people were turning around to her after a few of those beach pictures, and she got real good with english
>>67519449
HAHA
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
my parents are juicing lmao
i knewi t
>>67519442
this
Also is Alex still in jail? when does he get out?
That mole though :\
2bh it was the same with the ugly pollack
>before fight with potatohead
who is this gollum looking turd, lel
>after fight with potatohead
why is she so perfect bros, what a beauty
She shouldn't wear her hair in a ponytail on the side
It makes her look weird
>>67518991
werdum
vitor
cyborg
anderson
warlley
when's her next fight?
![can-i-give-my-baby-orange-juice[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5IiZFDl.jpg "can-i-give-my-baby-orange-juice[1].jpg")
Now you're catching on my friend, thanks for sharing ;)
Have an epic glass of juice (xD)
>her
>>67519618
>her
joana thinks shes chong lee
>>67519618
DELET THIS
>>67519618
Who is she
>They're coming in, having fun with the ref shirt and whistle, telling them it's time
>Claudia takes it well, laughs
>Joanna is like "we threw them out"
TURBO CUNT ALERT
would you give fallon fox a quick succ lads?
Is it 3 bongs till TUF? I need to sleep
>>67519581
How is Oman man?
>>67519517
i dont think the mole is that bad, except during/ after a fight with her side ponytail she looks like an animal
>>67519517
>cyborg vs. fox
shit I'd watch that.
>>67519678
It's on now, homie.
>>67519661
Who is HE
>>67519678
It's on now
>>67519678
tuf is on right now
>>67519635
post your address so i can heem you please
but you wont cuz you're a scared pussy
I'd suckle fallon, no homo
TUF already started la
>>67516589
this is probably why MM has no competition
f-fucking samefags
>>67519618
he can't shake that man face
How easy do you think he is? Does he screw anything like a guy
the only podcast I have listened to more than once is the jre where rogan heems schaub
>>67518008
What does the Emelianenko sister look like now?
Oh shit what did I miss?
tsportingbet.com
>>67519805
I think he likes girls.
>>67519790
i like how Werdum is milking this joke so much that is becoming ironically funny
>>67519144
her face looks a bit by cyborg. obviously she is a woman though so clearly unrelated.
Nothing really
>>67519690
bretty gud. i just need to get my license already desu.
is it just me or has claudia started looking hot all of the sudden? tuf brainwashed me lad
>>67519821
lame ""prank"" from khalil
saltiness from jj
cuteness from clowjah
her face looks like cyborg without the wanderlei silva
>>67519821
Claudia's perfect, Joanna's a cunt
>>67519863
>>67519882
post stream pls, cant find one...
>>67519860
>is it just me or has claudia started looking hot all of the sudden?
She always was, she just wasn't playing this card before
>>67519914
taima m8
taima you sandnigger
>Taima
>>67519860
just a victim of emotional manipulation and herd mentality lad
same happened with Johanna, people were shitting on her hobo face at first and then she instantaneously became 'cute', 'beautiful', 'perfect'
>>67519961
didn't check that, thanks
>>67519964
n-no bully
my only picks for 200 so far are for the main and co-main respectively:
Beet def. Koksal
Cormier def. Jon
both win via KOs
gas all nonwhites
how about the ufc take all of the money wasted from doing out-dated advertising and make ppvs less expensive
>>67519882
Step away from my waifu
>>67519921
fair enough
>>67520032
i was there for the jj p4p qt shit. shit was annoying af desu
>le redit sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnFXyDC1TAM&feature=share
Tate calling out Honda's boxing years ago.
>testicles are badly designed
No, you stupid cunt. They are a marvel of engineering. They're outside of your body because they have to be at the right temperature to produce the best quality sperm and it fucking hurts so badly because you're supposed to protect them.
A month ago, the UFC scrapped a planned set of tryouts for Season 24 of “The Ultimate Fighter” that would have featured flyweights. But rest assured, the 125-pound division isn’t going anywhere.
“TUF 24” still will feature flyweights – and the winner will face champion Demetrious Johnson (24-2-1 MMA, 12-1-1 UFC) at the conclusion of the season. But instead of doing tryouts to find 125-pounders for the show, the UFC will hand-pick flyweight champions from other promotions around the world, the promotion today announced on FOX Sports 1’s “UFC Tonight.”
The season, which will tape later this summer and air this fall on FOX Sports 1, will feature 16 flyweights, and teams of eight each will be coached by former title challengers Joseph Benavidez (24-4 MMA, 11-2 UFC) and Henry Cejudo (10-1 MMA, 4-1 UFC). The winner of the flyweight tournament will challenge Johnson for his title at the TUF 24 Finale, which takes place Dec. 3 in Las Vegas with a likely broadcast on FOX Sports 1. Benavidez and Cejudo will fight in the co-main event.
The fighters for the season were not announced, nor were the organizations they will come from. Most of the world’s top flyweights are in the UFC, so the field of 16 could be filled with athletes from organizations like the RFA, Titan FC, ONE Championship, Shooto, Road FC and Jungle Fight.
Sounds like we'll probably end up with Tim Elliot vs Mighty Mouse or something like that
Also, Benavidez vs Cejudo who you got?
>>67520168
the balls should be like the head, with its own "cranium" and shit, maybe more porous to let the heat go away
>>67520168
then the whole system is badly designed. they should be internal and armored by thicker skin with membranes that surround the sperm production vessels that are of correct temperature.
>>67520276
>>67520251
while were at it, another set of arms would be nice
>ad breaks are longer than the show
now I remember why I don't have a TV
>>67520251
Heat management is done by raising and lowering.
>>67520228
>the winner will face champion Demetrious Johnson
welp. multiple people will be taking dives to avoid getting butchered by mighty mouse then.
>>67520308
this
>>67520297
fucks up balance
knees and shoulders need some work. and why the fuck should the clavicle be so important but so flimsy and easy to attack
>the prostate cancer commercial again
wow
>>67520337
goro disagrees, you can't question MK logic
>>67520385
MK logic is best left in MK, though MK culture is best culture, combining the sexy of the 90s and the 70s for the sexpot of edenian culture
ehhhh puto
>>67520349
after being perpetually inundated with breast cancer shit it's kinda refreshing
>>67520297
while we're at it we should be born as two, male and female, so everyone has a mate or just divide part of us into offspring so the world can focus on more important things like going to space to find replacement alien mate
then i dont have to be pressured into talking to anyone and me talking to myself would become normal too
and murder is twice as much fun
joanna's kickboxer is getting flattened
>>67515758
cluadia's team going to win every fight via grappling?
>>67520453
>clawja brings out the bucket for her fighter
>joanna doesn't even get up for hers
Is Stevia legit?
>>67520487
>white """"women""""
>Poland
>white
>>67520496
stevia+juice cures death la
>>67520465
that's right, just like claudia will
>claudia will never show up unannounced at your home to cook you brazilian bbq
>>67520606
>>67520606
I'm literally at a bbq class kinda of thing atm
Who /exjoanna/ here
Who's your new fightfu or WSW boy
My new WSW boy is Maryna Moroz
