117 Million Grapes is pitching tonight.
Red Sox getting busted for being idiots for signing Rusney.
Welcome all.
>>67514156
hey whos' that in the OP
>>67514184
idk i think he teaches at columbia
m's
>>67514228
no this is the RED SOX game thread!!!
Mr. Grapes already earning 10k grapes tonight
>>67514228
>>67514283
Why he called grapes?
>>67514302
because cherries are very expensive
Surkamp pls
>>67514302
Because of all those grapes hes making
>dookie bustts
on the verge of just dfaing this bust
>when the box is slightly faster than the video stream
Nice catch
>>67514387
lol what are you talking about it's on tv
>Pedroia hitting the ball right at Kevin Millar and John Henry
THE SNEAKY LITTLE MANLET
who a's here
>>67514302
Hes called grapes by autistic red sox fans
A's bros.
Your defense is fucking aids.
>chokeland
great communication, alonso and simien...
>>67514408
Wow, in Colorado?
What channel you fucking dumbass?
>>67514484
lol why are you in colorado
>>67514503
Because it's a GOAT state
>>67514484
i'm getting it on nesn same as always
>>67514546
but colorado isnt in new england
>>67514557
very astute of you, give the retard a lollipop or something
>>67514557
uhh yeah it is... idiot...
>DUCKING
YOU FUCKING BITCH STOP THE BALL
>>67514572
being retarded is good. . . idiot
>>67514588
forced meme still isn't funny
>>67514572
rude
>>67514576
even more rude
>>67514598
>memes have to be funny
excellent at bat, butler
>>67514588
yeah this exactly
>>67514598
your wrong
OH BOY
HERE WE GO
GRAPES IS IMPLODING
DAT CATCHER SPEED
>>67514629
>your
Mookie's arm is weak as shit tbqh with you Joe
>>67514630
if he's imploding.
Do we call him raisin man now?
because he's out of juice
>>67514660
no
raisins are more expensive for some reason
>>67514660
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>67514660
HIS NAME IS PRETTY RICKY
>>67514679
wow you found that a little too funny tbqh with you Joe
>>67514691
no i was just kidding
>>67514660
weaboo pls go stop pretending you like baseball
i dont understand red sox fans
hey guys sorry I just got home from work and I'm making dinner now can we all agree that Rick is not an ace
GARY
A
R
Y
>hanigan's arm
the sacrifices one must make
>>67514717
what are you making, can i come over?
who yeah yeah yeah here
>>67514714
why, what are athletics "fans" used to, not posting?
>its a red sox get shutout for 8 innings episode
>>67514738
Just heating up left over noodle stir fry :(
>LEFTY KILLER
GO AWAY YOU FUCKING REEEEEEE
>>67514765
oh that's cool hey listen sorry i've got to go something just came up
>>67514776
I thought you wanted to come over?
>>67514754
why the quotation marks senpai
>>67514775
I'm convinced everytime I do this he gets a hit, he did it last night too.
>tfw Young is your bargain bin pick for today
pls
that lefty just got KILLED
>lefty killer
>actually kills a lefty
nice move farrell
>>67514802
TYBY!
>Vazquez is going to GIDP here
How can lefties compete?
>>67514793
yeah oh yeah definitely man it's just something suddenly came up so i can't now sorry
>>67514836
ok nvm he just decided to strikeout
BASED BLOWJOB BLOWJOB
HE'S SO GOOD
BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN
JBABYJ
THIS
MADMAN
IS
UNSTOPABLE
OMG
JACKIE FUCKING BASEBALL
>despair
HOLY CRAP JBJ YOU ARE A GOOOOOD
>bad call
>home run
classic
>JBJ comes up to bat
>RISP
>clutch XBH, if not a homerun
yawn
>watching Gary in VR
Can't wait for the future tbqh
literally WHO can stop him?
>JBJ's minor league numbers are near what he's averaging now
I know they were, but let's not pretend like this is what he is Speier.
what the hell, did they move the sharks game to tomorrow?
>mfw Red Sox "fans" doubted BJBJ
>mfw BJBJ turns out better than Bustgaerts and Dookie Butts
>Grapes is going to give back the lead
>tfw you got Coco's better years
>>67515089
He was literally projected to be the next Mickey Mantle, then got called up and sucked utter dick in 2014.
I don't blame people for doubting him. I still don't think this is what he is as a player.
He's just going to be streaky, which I can live with.
>>67515089
Who are you quoting
>>67515114
Who are you quoting
JUST CALL UP NINTENDO ALREADY
Just got out of my ballroom asian fusion cooking class. Chef Kasuki Son had game on radio. Is Don back on TV?
>inb4 no one crosses the plate
AND THERE GOES THE LEAD
FUCKING GRAPES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
god damn it raisin man
>>67515180
Who
>>67515248
my pessimism worked!
>>67515254
shut up
>>67515303
Fuck off.
>>67514156
rude tbqh with you joe.
Alright, time to score more runs.
i can't wait for the jimmy fund telethon game
I thought grape man was supposed to be good this season
pray that pedey got Price's shit together
>>67515315
No, I'm not the autist everyone hates
>>67515367
No, he's had one actually good start and The media is pretending he's the ace
>>67515403
>>67515367
no hes been good and hes only allowed 3 runs tbqh with you Joe
>>67515396
Ya no fuck off.
Based Manlet with that speed.
>>67515422
isn't that kind of a lot
jbj's blast
https://vine.co/v/i2eHbrXhXP9
>>67515446
fight me irl
>>67515484
Ya maybe but everybody else on our squad that isnt the cuckler gives up like 9 runs routinely.
>>67515531
they should let me pitch lol
time for a double play
>>67514156
oh shit i hadn't seen anything about this
http://espn.go com/mlb/story/_/id/15510072/boston-red-sox-mlb-investigation-signing-international-players
seems like it's only moves made under dombrowski though
>LEFTY KILLER
GOD JUST GO AWAY
>>67515661
>The alleged incidents predate Dombrowski's hiring in Boston.
No, it was during Ben.
HE JUST KILLED THAT LEFTY
KEK HE ACTUALLY GOT ANOTHER HIT
HE
K-I-L-L-E-D THAT LEFTY
>lefty killer does it again
is the meme real?
>>67515703
yeah Id just skimmed and saw
>2015-16 signing period
>3rd inning bullpen
GREEN COLLAR BASEBALL
>>67514302
We calculated how many grapes he can make a year with his contract.
>>67514802
REMEMBER TO PLAY DRAFT KINGS WITH PROMO CODE: WEEI
>>67515180
Is Dave back on Radio? I heard he was sick.
>>67515805
>draftkings
no thanks
>IBB FOR SHAW
KEK
>Vazquez after
makes sense
>>67514733
>>67515842
They're going to keep shillling for it until you do.
>Vazquez
JUST senpai
>>67515871
that isn't how advertising works
>>67515904
you should do draft kings tho
>>67515845
>>67514733
is that supposed to be bad?
>>67514802
fucking absolute madman
come on rick please
>>67515936
>this anon
>>67515936
have you seen billy butler? bear in mind that image is after the team trainers have treated him.
>>67515958
>$3.50 for water
burn it all down.
>>67516008
Not only have I seen Billy Butler, but I saw the same scrapes and bruises you have, do you seriously think that is bad? Are you the kid who lived in the plastic bubble?
>that image is after the team trainers have treated him
Hahaha, with what, some neosporin and a kiss? Are you serious?
>>67516062
Trying buying a beer for 10$
>JBJ
>Good
DFA THIS BUST
BASED FUCKING MANLET
A
S
E
D
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
M
A
N
L
E
T
DONGER
KING OF THE MANLETS
L A S E R S H O W
>THAT FAN
NICE HANDS BRUV
OMG
>ray sighs
gonna be a long season, buddy
marisa laser show dot web m
BASED HITS
>>67516259
Lol, he really bulks up in the offseason
>>67516279
>tfw Fosse's getting old
>tfw he will retire soon
>tfw he will die in your lifetime
I'm not ready, senpai
>>67516100
It was 9.75 for can. A fucking can not a tall boy. A can
>>67516361
a-at least that heart condition kid is happy I guess...
>>67516361
Whats it like to have games come on at 4 in the afternoon?
>>67516409
kinda nice? idk, how is it supposed to feel?
I dont agree with those inside strikes, but the ump has been very consistent calling it this game. Young and Hanley have to swing at that.
>finds pitching errors
>fixes swings like Napolis
>heart of the team
>still hitting all over the place as a based manlet
Pedroia for player/manager when?
Friendly chinaman for your troubles
>>67516470
haha they can't both swing at it at the same time ;-)
this strike zone lol
>>67516490
but theyre professionals
>>67516455
I dont think id watch as much baseball. What do people do with jobs? Im talking week day
>>67516470
and what, break their bat on it?
Just more evidence to support robot umps
>>67516502
disgusting
>>67516524
you have to quit your jobs idiot
>>67516409
Better than 10pm weekday starts
>>67516502
Very consistent calling that inside zone. It's not that bad a zone.
>>67516533
At least try and stay alive with a chip foul or something. The ump's zone is pretty straightforward, try and stay alive on pitches he typically calls strikes.
>shaming this guy this hard
WOW
>>67516524
it starts right when I get out of class. Never had one of these "job" things though, so maybe I have bigger issues than 4PM starts.
>>67516655
Double dubs
>>67516655
He deserves it tbqh with you Joe.
Time for a collapse.
>>67516502
Honestly at least it's fairly consistent. A couple shaky individual calls but I'd rather have it be consistent one way or the other over anything else
>>67516562
>you in charge of knowing time-zones
7pm bruh
>>67516833
he was talking about when the sox play on the west coast
>>67516833
I'm talking about west coast sox games, nigger
>GARY INTERVIEWING HIM
FULL MEME
>>67516908
>n*gger
delet this
>>67516908
being a nigger is good idiot
See this is the banter I want
Fuck Dave O'Brian
YEAH YEAH YEAH
BEAMED HIM
TIME FOR A FIGHT
GO AFTER HIM, HE LOADED THE BASES BUT BLAST HIM ONE RIGHT BACK AT HIS F***ING FACE
>>67516975
based fucking gary
>wanting some slut that will fuck a player or manager instead of gary
>>67516939
then why do police keep shooting them for NO REASON
GRAPES GOT BIG OL' GRAPES THIS GAME
>>67517045
DEY HATE US CUZ R DICKS IS BIGGER
>>67516975
>throw gary off the wall
fuck this gay offense
GARY
A
R
Y
>throwing the ball when no one is covering
A's bros.
Your fucking defense.
>>67517213
would you believe me if I told you it's actually an improvement from last year?
>not watching SpongeBob while playing baseball
>giving up a hit to Vazquez
Jesus As
>JBJ
>RISP
>Shaw with a SB
God I really love him
They are trading Panda in the offseason, right?
>>67517213
No worse than whatever schmuck's on the fucking mound
FUCK
>burns
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
HE
JUST
CANNOT
BE
FUCKING
STOPPED
JBJ
are they going to talk about the cycle for the rest of the game now?
BJBJ
https://mobile.twitter.com/DonOrsillo/status/730164472866803714
>>67517289
rule 34 pls
>>67517321
>lewds of ellen
NO
>>67517302
who is that
>>67517321
Ellen Baker, memegirl
>>67517321
do NOT lewd baker-sensei
>THE WAVE
FUCK PINK HATS REEEEEEEEEE
ROOKIE MOOKIE
>this
>A's
>defense
>semien
kill me
found it
>JBJ
>GOOD
DFA
THIS
MEME
>>67517444
delete this
it's not even a decent one
>>67517444
>rule34
Fuck off, at least use pixiv. But let's not post this stuff anyways.
nice play
not a bad consolation for this 6 game losing streak.
Jesus Christ A's bros please kill your defense.
>t
>h
>i
>s
>a
>'
>s
>d
>e
>f
>e
>n
>s
>e
>>67517534
>>67517548
idk, that curacao guy runs p fast, i dont think that one was on alonso
>>67517444
no amount of r34 can make animeshit interesting
PLEASE HANLEY
HANRAM PLEASE
now it's just getting silly
BASED FUCKING HANRAM
A
S
E
D
FUCKING
HANRAM
good job manny haha :) good to see the boys hitting
KEEP
THE
LINE
MOOVING
HANRAM
SURE WHY NOT JUST GIVE UP 10+ RUNS FOR 4 STRAIGHT GAMES
CONTRACT THIS FUCKING TEAM AGHAHGHAGH
>Lefty Killer kills the vibe
CRIMINAL
gg
this guy finished his mlb tour at Fenway apparently btw
This is kind of mean tbqh with you Joe.
JETERESQUE
>this fucking offense
i mean i know its the A's but still
BASED X
A
S
E
D
X
BOGAHTS!
all star or DFA 2bh
GRAPES
R
A
P
E
S
nasty pitch
i'm just gonna post this bygone boxscore to help me deal with this series
>>67517905
haha good post
>>67517905
>Cook
kek
Are the Red Sox good this season or is Oakland just that shitty
>>67517905
KEK
I remember cook.
>>67517951
possibly both??
>>67517951
both tbqh with you Joe.
Our offense is great (not this great, this is because the As suck).
>guy making his major league debut against us
see
>>67517979
don't try to weasel your way out of this
>>67517905
i had blocked this out of my mind thanks anon.
>>67517951
baseballs inequality in action 2bh
>giving up another hit to Vazquez
The Oakland Athletics are not a very good baseball team.
No offense A's bros.
>>67517951
Red Sox offense is very good, but their pitching isn't great
Oakland is pretty shit
>RISP
>JBJ
oh boy
>>67518061
I'm giving myself til June to start looking forward to the Raiders.
>yfw this was the one drill u did as a kid for hours
>JBJ
DFA
F
A
THIS
H
I
S
BUST
U
S
T
>>67518061
>no offense
no defense either
>JBJ
DFA this bust NOW
>>67518093
Top kek
>that cancer kid Large Father hit a HR for is in the audience RIGHT NOW watching a live rape
>>67518093
brutal, i know the feel
for the varitek fan(s) from yesterdays game. this was supposedly taken today.
ROOKIE MOOKIE
NO
MERCY
>>67518186
who?
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
okay
what's the deal with the elephant and oakland
why is it there
why is it on a globe
>manlets
>>67518333
Whats the deal with always posting this ellen anime
Is it a joke?
>>67518370
