Ventura vs Pineda
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Alex Gordon (L) LF
6. Salvador Perez (R) C
7. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
8. Christian Colon (R) 2B
9. Jarrod Dyson (L) RF
Yankees
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
3. Brian McCann (L) C
4. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
5. Dustin Ackley (L) 1B
6. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chase Headley (S) 3B
9. Ben Gamel (L) RF
R O Y A L S
Hope the Royals can get something started tonight.
>>67513936
The royals are bad again
Last digit is how many runs the Yankees will score today
>>67514125
Last digit is how many cocks your mom will take today
>>67514149
OH SHIT
>>67514125
Last digit is Royals runs.
Second to last is HR
Yankees pitcher is wearing his hat like a retard
blooped right in there
>>67514180
>8 HR
>0 runs
Seems legit.
>>67514180
>8 home runs
>0 runs
I'm intrigued
>>67514180
>8 hrs
>0 runs
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>67514185
he always does that, and he moves constantly like hes on drugs
>>67514185
>>67514236
Hey, leave the pineapple alone, he's a touch autistic
>hitting Locain because he styled on you last night
what a faggot
pls no exploding knee
based pineda
>>67514255
>thinking a HBP on a 1-2 count was on purpose
You're first ballgame was in 2014 wasn't it?
>>67514255
Why does the Royals' medical guy look like Anderson Cooper?
>>67514285
He was pitching to him because he didn't want esky in scoring position. Esky gets thrown out and now he can hit Cain.
Welcome to baseball
I can't wait for yordano to hit McCann in the head
>>67514303
>Hitting a player when you're ahead in the count
>>67514303
Yeah so instead of waiting for his next at bat, he hits him on a 1-2 count. kys my man.
>>67514303
>struggling pitcher
>1-2 count
>won yesterday's game regardless of what Cain did
Nice try, but don't you have some meth to cook?
>>67514336
>>67514332
From what I hear, your pitcher is autistic...
Tex would've made that play
>>67514355
gentle giant autistic, not 'tard rage autistic
>It's a Pineda pitches like shit episode
>0 for 13 with bases loaded
>>67514386
They seem to rerun that one a lot lately
>>67514380
Well I hope you are ready for yordano's tard rage autism
>mets fan right behind home plate
I was just watching Seinfeld
>>67514409
I'm excited for it, I've only ever heard stories of it. Maybe he'll chimp out on Headley and injure him for the season.
>>67514388
>still none
JUST
>>67514438
please let this happen. right in the fucking temple.
>>67514438
That your gf?
Is....that....Marlins douchebag behind the plate again?
>>67514433
ohh but theres that Marlin guy
>>67514433
I think that's marlin man. he was in almost every playoff game last season
>>67514438
>for the season
How about just straight up murder him. I wonder if the Yankees would have to pay out the rest of his contract to his family or something.
Fuck you Pineda.
SALVY SALVY SALVY
SALVY DONG
>that based little kid
Softened the blow a touch
>pineapples
gordo should have struck out instead
>tfw no slamma jammas this year
Son of a bitch threw a slider right down the fucking middle. Just DFA him and cut your losses. Start Pazos I don't care.
I miss Tex
>>67514460
>>67514485
Fuck that, we need to have Pineda bat somehow and get injured
>>67514462
yeah m8
>>67514479
There is a mets fan two rows behind Marlins man
>>67514539
Fuck Teix and his pulling into the shift every at bat
>>67514543
>not posting the superior community girl
>>67514535
Nah, call up Chad Green. Guy has a 1.22 ERA in Scranton right now.
>>67514566
Only faggots hit singles
>>67514539
Didi is trying to make Ackley look good but it isn't working.
>>67514543
Let him pull a Chieng Meng Wang
>>67514573
>implying Alison Brie isn't the superior Community girl
wew lad, I'll let that one slide. Just don't let it happen again.
>>67514566
He's hitting better then Ackley, and is GOAT first basemen
if we somehow blow this game too I will drive a stake into my eye socket
>its a pineda episode
pls note that im posting AFTER the meltdown, i am NOT bad luck ;_;
>>67514609
I don't care let him sit on the bench until he decides to not hit soft ground balls to the right sde of the field
>Ventura meltdown in...
>3....
>2....
>1....
>>67514599
New Yorkers do like jew girls
>>67514631
Welp, we're getting shut out. GG Royals.
>>67514631
can we please cancel all further pineda and severino episodes?
>>67514631
YOUR STILL WATCHING!!
>>67514633
>his presence probably saves four runs
>you don't care
How delusional are you? It's not like Bird is sitting there, waiting for a chance.
>>67514659
>Cancelling the Dominican episodes
Problematic, desu
>>67514666
Thats my secret, Satan.
I'm always watching.
>>67514668
His presence doesn't save hanging sliders from Pineda
>>67514675
>cropping out ass
Gays not welcome
>>67514636
No way. I think we would all take an Italian girl yelling in our face from SI or Brooklyn than a JAP from LI
>>67514681
His presence means the inning ends before the hanging slider, or at the very least limits its damage. Yes, he's a faggot for refusing to even entertain the idea of hitting to the opposite field, but can you honestly tell me Dusting fucking Ackley is a better option?
>>67514703
Italian girls are too hairy
>>67514701
That's the way the picture was taken, here's one for all of you exhaust pipe lovers though
Meredith is fucking thick
>>67514713
Daily reminder that not every hitter is made for going oppo, certainly not an aging slugger for the first time in his career.
Teix was great last year, pulling the ball like a madman all season.
>BABIP luck almost fucks us again
stop
>>67514703
I would take a latina pulling a knife on me tbqh la
>>67514744
I wish she would fart in my mouth
>>67514751
Any old faggot can learn to bunt halfway decently. Lay down a few of those for a hits and you'll suddenly be facing a far less intensive shift and that BABIP will skyrocket
>>67514835
>Tex
>Bunting
That would be a great strategy if Tex didn't top out at 2 mph
>>67514751
it's really not as hard as you make it seem. all he has to do is move up the batters box a bit and the ball will come of his bat the other way
What happened to Pineda? Why is he so bad now ever since they busted him for having pine tar?
>>67514835
I do not want oft-injured teix beating out bunts
>>67514879
Is this a rhetorical question?
![pronkshift[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AYK74T6.jpg "pronkshift[1].jpg")
>>67514860
He could be a literal snail and still leg it out
>first 1-2-3 first inning in 12 games
jesus christ
belted!
Why was that guy who caught the dinger wearing a black hat with the MLB logo on it?
>>67514879
I think he's not adjusting to being able to put niggas out throwing constantly 98/97 mph anymore.
>>67514906
B-BUT THE OTHER TEAM WINS IF YOU SURRENDER YOUR POWER AND LAY DOWN A GUARANTEED BASE HIT BUNT
>>67514879
He had a lot of potential but isn't living up to it
>>67514906
Most catcher's would be able to field a bunt from him. Maybe even most pitcher's too if they communicate well enough.
>>67514809
So you're from the Bronx?
Beltran really wants a new contract
>unironically putting a guy batting .143 in the 5 spot
What is going on in New York?
>>67514965
Is it really that obvious?
>>67514860
>Pedo State
Absolutely disgusting
>>67514965
qualifying offer desu, teix too
get sum draft picks
>headly has yet to hit an extra base hit this year
Literally why is he still playing?
>>67514971
to be fair morales is hitting .194
>>67514958
Yes, but it would be a high degree of difficulty, unlike yet another ground ball into the shift. All it takes is a couple of successes to tone down the shifts he sees. Baseball is the only fucking sport where the offense dogmatically refuses to take what the defense is gladly giving up.
>headlee can only get meme hits
Is there a more depressing sentence in the English language than "This is a big opportunity for Chase Headley"?
>>67514990
No one would sign Beltran or Teix if they put a qualifying offer on them. What if they decide to sign the qualifying offer?
That's what happens when you don't get the lead runner hoz. Stop being stupid
>>67515029
"This is hit DEEEEP to left field, looking back...SEE YA! Another home run for Big Papi against the Yankees!"
>>67515030
you get stuck with a 1B on a team that doesnt have one (waiting on Bird's recovery), and a guy who can still hit the ball, only for one year.
![ardESPN-e1456925185434[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8BVSupr.jpg "ardESPN-e1456925185434[1].jpg")
Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?
Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.
The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)
>>67515065
DELETHIS
>>67515065
>the sound of defeat in kays voice
kills me every time
>>67515065
touche
>>67515070
But then that would likely mean that Judge would be in the minors for another year. Bird should be ready for next year too.
>>67514977
Well you're probably either Dominican or PR.
>>67514990
Beltran and Teix seem like wasted money now
>>67515104
Kay actually gets excited for the other team.
>all the old men get hurt
>suddenly the yankees score runs again
huh
>>67515030
Beltran might take it, I doubt he could do better, but that's only if he doesn't decide to just retire. Tex is still delusional enough to think someone will give him three years.
>>67515084
There's absolutely no way this isn't from Reddit.
>ventura has 26 walks in 32 innings
>>67515119
Dominican. You have a gift.
>>67515129
LONDON
>>67515119
nobody better to play DH or 1B right now.
>>67515116
Not necessarily, they could still beat them on spring training and then you got two veterans on the bench with above average power.
Better than counting on the prospects to step up, just expensive insurance, and for only one year.
>>67515070
>team is plagued by underperforming old farts
>stated goal is to get younger
>so lets resign two of those old farts and prevent us from using our two top MLB ready youngsters!
>the ace unironically walks some guy who came up two days ago and gardner
How have the Royals fallen so far?
>>67515084
She just has that face that makes you want to put her in a strangle hold then fire 8 bullets onto your wall. Can't blame him.
>>67515169
ever since ventura "matured" he hasn't been able to find the fucking strike zone
bring back bench clearing brawls desu
>ventura has completely lost control
Yet the Yankees will still wing
Starlin pls
wow that was close kek
That was a fucking ball. Damn it Starlin.
>>67515084
You're right, that's why I am now a #CruzMissile
BABIP'd again.
>>67515162
see >>67515159
That was a ball, you daft cunt
>>67515226
>tfw used up all my meme magic on trump this year and none is left for the royals
>>67515084
but he throws 100 mph so idc
who here /reddit/?
>>67515139
Do you live off the A Train? It's not hard to figure out that all you guys up in the Bronx are either Dominican or from PR
>>67515305
>>67515305
inb4 another 3 run donger
>>67515335
the A train doesn't even go to the Bronx
/autism
>>67515335
4 train. A train is manhattan. There's also, blacks, Mexicans, arabs, and italians here.
>>67515337
>>67515375
>2016
>Not being a redditor
>>67515464
>not having an al team and an nl team
>>67515236
We have Arod at DH, whether you like it or not, signing full time DH (which is all beltran should be at this point) is a retarded idea. And we'll have Bird for 1st base next year.
>>67515464
>2 teams
>Yankees and Doyers
>>67515528
This gif is a great example of why you should always have an ugly friend. The girl isn't that attractive but next to that beast she is great
>>67515408
No you're right. I should leave the city more.
>>67515435
Yes, I know what you guys are there. My parents were born in little italy.. Are you the guy that has the place for 1400?
Awwww that little kid was so happy that he got the foul ball
>>67515528
What caused that hamplanet to do that? Cancellation of 10 nuggets for $1.50 at BK?
>>67515723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y69tkCbeC5o
>>67515723
>he doesn't know about trigglypuff
>>67515642
>Are you the guy that has the place for 1400?
No, there are other Bronxites here? Show yourselves my niggas.
>>67515723
You gotta lurk /pol/ more, my man
>>67515804
Was it autism?
>>67515744
thanks senpai
>>67515804
that's never appropriate advice
>>67515852
That's for a movie I think
Miller's slider is the best pitch in baseball imo
>>67515901
you don't know bout cyborg's cutter
>>67515852
Idk, but
>that cleavage
>>67515918
>tfw there's a chance for a Trump/Paul campaign.
all of my votes
>>67515945
Paul brings nothing to the campaign or presidency
>>67515945
>two fucking white males
Recipe for disaster
>>67515975
b-but muh small government and legal weed
>>67515979
>>67515979
>>67515994
>that happened two months ago
Feels like yesterday
>>67515994
i love these things
http://imgur.com/a/n3jY2
>>67516023
I love when he is quoted this way because it is literally what he said but not what he meant and when it's used out of context it's hilarious
>>67516036
Shit, time flies
>>67516096
thanks mr. skeltal
>>67516096
>a picture of a Polaroid
Hipsters are 5cool3me
>>67515765
I don't know. Are you off Quincy? If I don't have to move out west I'd like to move up there. The rent seems much more reasonable and the people seem just as friendly I guess
Will qt magic prevail today?
>>67516146
Nah I'm close to Yankee Stadium.
>>67516186
Maybe if you start posting qts
>>67516205
One more remark like that, and I'm going to have to ask you to leave
>>67516186
Maybe we all have to start posting qts
>>67516186
>mfw I'm 45 days no fap
>>67516234
If you would have posted the correct community girl then there wouldn't be a problem right now
>>67516197
How many games do you go to each season?
Maybe they should start a reliever in the first inning for every Pineda start.
>>67516241
>>67516256
Alison Brie is objectively on statistically the most qt3.14 girl on the show.
Good evening, 4chan pals! :D Hope for a comeback from Yankees!
>>67516241
>falling for the no fap myth
>>67516323
I see Marlins man is with his wife. You think someone that rich would be with some hotty gold digger
Yankees friends you need to control your Panama
>>67516348
Fuck, that's his wife? I thought that was a man
>>67516339
lad I couldn't even get full hard when I fapped anymore, that shit aint normal. couldn't stay hard in bed either
>>67516293
I try to go to at least 3 every year. Usually later in the season. Looking at tickets for the Red Sox series. Might go to the Mest series too.
>>67516376
THIS
>>67516309
I don't want to know how much you have watched that webm
>>67516348
??? A picture, please?
>>67516236
I wanna play with dem tittays
>>67516309
>She will never refer to my penis as that silly thing
>>67515864
>not lurking the goat board
>>67516436
Here
>post my gold diggers folder
>yankees start something
Won't be stopping
>ventura shitting the bed
>bullpen is spent from last 2 games
pls
>>67516561
That's cute, what's his birth name?
>>67516597
How do you know they are gold diggers?
>>67516650
Just look at them senpai
>>67516650
They're clearly socialites, and every socialite is a gold digger
>>67516700
Attractive women are automatically gold diggers I guess
>>67516650
Are you literally autistic? Maybe somewhere on the spectrum?
>>67516395
Yeah the Red Sox tickets seem like they're getting expensive though
>2nd and 3rd no outs
>only score one run
Jesus christ
>>67516451
She has great ones
THE OFFENSE IS NOT BACK
>be girl
>people constantly posting half naked women in a thread that has nothing to do with it
Kind of unsettling desu
>>67516758
Yeah I don't care I just want to go to at least one game vs the Red Sox this year.
>>67516825
L O N D O N
>>67516747
That's not at all what he's saying
>>67516754
I ain't gonna say they are gold diggers unless you show me that they ain't messin with no broke niggas
>>67516825
>implying qt posting isn't what has gotten the Yankees out of the slump
>>67516825
>be girl
>>67516825
Goooood! bitch
>>67516857
There was a Royals anon who was into Amber Heard
>>67516825
Can you literally even right now?
>>67516884
Is she a less famous Charli xcx?
>>67516825
I can imagine that would be unsettling if any girls were here
>>67516828
Those games are the best. At least the people from Boston are respectable. Tough to say the same about the Toronto fans.
>>67517012
those shopped shoes...
>>67517031
>looking at the shoes
found the homo/foot fetishist
>>67516919
Wow! Beautiful eyes! She remembers me the nordic aliens description... :o
>>67517084
Dogs have blue eyes too.
>>67517012
Typical Jew York wop
>>67517020
Yeah the banter with Red Sox fans is always fun. I know a few Red Sox fans that have been life long friends.
>>67516947
>Anon doesn't know who Marina is
>>67517099
My new puppy has blue/green eyes. Bitches love him.
>>67517109
Yup, clown shoes and all
>>67517139
I have blue eyes. Bitches despise me
>>67517188
Have you considered not being poor???????????????
>>67517217
OH SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT! THANK YOU FOR THIS INSIGHT
>>67517217
>Women only like rich guys meme
Nigga, just have a personality and be confident. I've even seen dudes that live with their parents having girl friends.
>>67517273
t. Chad
THROW HIM OUT
>>67517292
HEIGHT
>>67517292
I'm actually a 5'8" manlet
so this is where we let up a grandslam. awesome
>>67517292
Looks like this half Armenian chick my brother was banging for years. She's in a mental institution now.
>>67517292
Stop posting this ayyy lmao
No reason not to use one of your 3 closers in this situation.
>>67517351
Nah he got this fampai
>>67517351
muh three days in a row
>>67517313
I expect only the worst.
>>67517363
>(me)
FINALLY A HIT WITH BASES LOADED
CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE LOCAIN TRAIN
There was no fucking way they were getting out of that.
Phew... It is hard to come back for Yankees... :s I thought Yankees will sweep Royals... :(
>tfw offense is back
>>67517474
Can someone explain this Panama?
