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HELLO DARKNESS MY GOOD FRIEND
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I TRIED SO HARD AND WENT SO FAR
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fuck sake lads

cant be arsed with the championship like
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>>67510001
Get used to it la
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THIS IS THE END MY ONLY FRIEND THE END
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>>67510059
The funny thing is that's a cropped picture of a Blackpool fan, and Newcastle are about to become the new Blackpool.
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JUST

M-maybe we'll win games in the champo
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Will we even get get promoted back up next season ? I fucking doubt it.

Gunna do a Wigan.
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>>67510108
100+ points last time
You'll be fine so long as you're up the first season
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Sad af
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>67510130
All about having a solid manager now, assuming Rafa leaves
Fuck knows who though
And hiring someone better for recruitment than Alan Carr's dad
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>CHIMPING OUT
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>>67510130

The Championship has got harder since then
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>>67510117
Not with the Ashley-Charnsley-Carr trifecta at the helm, you won't.

Better round up all virgin women in town and offer them to Rafa.
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>majority of people at work are mackems
fucking end it
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BECAUSE I'M

BECAUSE I'M

GLAD ALL OVER
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>>67509852
[sounds of Pardew laughing in the distance]
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WHEN I WAS
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>>67510117
You've spent 100 million pounds this year, you're literally going bankrupt mate.
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>>67510235
Could be worse. All the people in work for me are fags and women so I can't banter about the footy.
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OFFICIAL APOLOGY THREAD
>>67509633
>>67509633
>>67509633
>>67509633
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I'll laugh so hard when Ashley fucks off and leaves the club in horrible debt.
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mate is the biggest Newcastle fan out, we've all been giving him shit for years about going down and it's finally happening

best day of my life
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True Geordie arsedevastation when
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>>67510216
>newcastle
>virgin women
wew lad
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>>67510130

Different this time though. Back then they had a lot of english players who were well suited to the Championship. Nolan, Carroll, Guthrie, Smith etc.

Don't see their current crop of JF doing much. It will probably take them at least a season to sort their shit. Same with Villa. I can see Norwich doing a Burnley though and coming straight back up, since they've got mostly the same team as the 14/15 season
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WITHIN THE MINDS OF EVERYONE OF US

LIES A PIETY, TRUTHS OF LUST
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What happened to the qt seahoreses?
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IT'S OVER

Anyone got any tip top mag anger?
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Mitro Championship top scorer 2016-17?
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>>67510622
It will be shock and sadness, the anger comes later
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Today, even Liverpool reminding everyone of Slippy G is only secondary.
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>>67510622
I'm just depressed m8, but the last few seasons have just been depressing, with Rafa's spell the only light part, he just arrived too late
Hard to be angry when you've been getting fucked over for years
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>>67510670
>Mitrovic
>Staying

Pick one and ONLY one.
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*extremely geordie voice*
admini-stray-shun
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>>67510763
Yeah I understand I guess. Honestly, I had >us going down instead of you, but I guess we've just got more experience in the relegation slog.

Chances are >we will be in the championship next season, so whatever.
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>>67510780

I reckon he'll stay.
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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
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Disgrace really that fucking clowns are allowed to ruin great clubs like that.
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Where does andros land lads?
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>>67510287
Nah we are financially stable. But we're missing out on a huge cash injection that will give all the clubs next season a big boost. We'll come back up i reckon. Just gunna be a boring slog
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WHY CANT SUNDERLAND JUST FUCK OFF
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>>67510826
Sunderland need to figure out what the fuck they want to do
Ironically enough Newcastle finally picked a manager and backed him with tons of cash this year and did worse than ever. Sunderland get by buying the odd literal who and the occasional clutch purchase e.g. defoe
They just seem to aim for "survival" every year, which can only work so long
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>>67510287
>doesn't realise Ashley is one of the richest PL owners in the league
He's fucking minted mate, he just is tight as fuck before this year, which showed the people running the club he bought are chumps
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>>67510942
To be fair I think we aim for mid table mediocrity, it's just that we're too shit to achieve it.

One big problem has been the world's worst backroom staff, but now they've all been sacked over the Johnson affair we might be able to get shit done.
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>>67510982
I'm still butthurt they allowed Johnson to play after he was initially suspended, just in time for the derby

We have only ourselves to blame, hell Sunderland could have gone down the last few years without the guaranteed 6 points a year from derbies
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>Geordie season in a nutshell
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>>67510287
Newcastle are one of the richest clubs in England. They keep their wage bill low, have huge ticket sales, one club city so shirt and Merch sales high. The 100 mil they spent was money that Ashley had lying around. They can afford to keep all their players, but it's just a Matter of who they want to keep and who wants to stay. They need to keep towns head, mitro and jamal. And Elliot. If they kept those three core players they'll be fine. If not next season will be a struggle for them.

I can honestly see them rolling over the champsionship next season.
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>>67511150
> Missing out on the first season of the new PL TV deal

They'll get instantly relegated.
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Can we all come together to laugh at Jack Colback?
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Ooooh weeeoooh I look just like Buddy Holly!
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>Couldn't even beat Villa after they had already been relegated

You deserve to go down to League 2.
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DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
I CANNOT SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
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>>67510622

Wait for the True Geordie vid m8
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>Newcastle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2p4N7XrpV8
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Newcastle fan:

Minsh
@ PaulMinshaw
10m
Tomorrow we'll wake up in the Championship. Still better than waking up in Sunderland .
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>>67511320
>>67511320
True Dat
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>Friendly reminder

Enjoy Jonjo
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I've never stepped foot in the UK but I fucking loathe Geordies with a passion.

is this normal?
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>>67511449
Yes lad.

That cunt can fuck off.
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1 FOR SORROW
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>>67511449
I'm so happy for him. I hope he will never leave the Championship again.
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>>67511150
>mitro
>good
lel, toon fans really are delusional

Some guy in the pub last weekend genuinely didn't like me simply because I support his rival team and then tried to convince me that Newcastle would have been a top 5 team next season
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Football__Tweet
@ Football__Tweet
2m
Jack Colback when he signed for Newcastle from Sunderland . Oh dear, oh dear.
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>>67511642
Did I say he was good?

He's bang average but I reckon he'll thrive in the championship. His type of league. More bullish.
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>>67511697
I don't believe for a second that's a genuine quote.Nobody is that fucking stupid.
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>>67511697
Who is this yank with a hatred for Newcastle?

That's a completely made up quote, and it obviously is haha. No player would talk like that
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>>67511683
don't do it
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>>67511731
Wor Jack is
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This is Karma you know....for what they did to Jonas Gutierrez.
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kek

https://twitter.com/football_league/status/730497124505358336
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>>67511449
This guy seems like such a faggot
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>>67511110
Fucking hell thats amazing
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>>67511465
Geordie here, I can kinda see why. Our only contributions to the world that are vauguly positive is sting, cheryl cole and Ant and Dec.

We're responsible for Newcastle Brown Ale (which is big in america if I recall directly, lots of people drank it when I went over), Geordie shore and this lovely fella.
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>>67511286
I CANNOT SCORE
I CANNOT WIN
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Being a yo-yo club is suffering
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IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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> Newcastle will be playing here next season
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>>67511976
That burtons ground?
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>boro up
>mags down
what a time to be alive
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>>67511965

Getting sick of your sort tbqh. There should be a 3 strike rule, if you go up and get relegated three times in the space of a decade, you become ineligible for promotion for 3 full seasons.
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>>67511976
Looks kind of comfy desu
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>>67511465
why?
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>>67512042
or not
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>>67511965
Is Boro more of a yo-yo club than Norwich? Weirdest things, yo-yo clubs.
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>FIVE (5) Dutch NT starters are playing in the Championship next year, that is, if they don't cut their losses and leave

JUST
U
S
T
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At least we'll have comfy /toon/ threads now.
Even if we're all depressed
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Wijnaldum is leaving isnt he?
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>>67511110
hahahahahahahaha
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>>67512096
nah, you will still see people talking about how deluded newcastle fan are for wanting to come back to the PL
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>>67511955
Yeah.... And let's not forget the locomotive train engine... Not like that revolutionised the world...

(And lucozade.... Your welcome you hungover fucks)
((Not bitter))
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>>67511465
I have absolutely no idea what a geordie with a strong accent says, just like Cork or Kerry people in Ireland, I get frightened when they try to have a conversation, incase I offend them by nodding my head to everything.
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>>67512042
t. random bandwagoner of a top 4 club
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>>67512106
Who will buy him?
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>>67510780
Who would want him.
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>>67512164
Nobody will spend 15 mil on him surely, and Ashley can afford to say piss off to anyone not meeting his valuation
Wish he would get rid tho desu

They should just build a team around the spine of krul/elliot - lascelles - townsend - mitro
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>>67512157
welcome to cork yer now in paradise
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WELL IT'S TOO LATE NOW THE DAMAGE IS DONE

THE DAMAGE

IS

DONE
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>>67512085
At least you might do well in the euros
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>>67512140
The first train was made by a sheepshagger and Stevenson worked in teesside
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JUST FUCK WEH SHIT OUP
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Next season
Championship event

Aston villa v Newcastle
Newcastle v Aston villa

LEL

>BIG PREMIER LEAGUE CLUBS
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>>67512218
>want to keep mitro and offload wijnaldum
what?
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This will be a fun stadium for Newscastle fans to go to an away game at next season, only a 3 hour drive away
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>>67512251
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>>67512085
Makes you think that those teams probably got relegated BECAUSE of them.
And Depay and Blind aren't exactly holding it down either.
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> FUCKING SEA HORSES
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>>67512327
Kinda feel bad for Blind, his only real role to me seems to be a wide player in a back 5. Don't know why he keeps getting stuck playing Centreback
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>>67512281
>mitro
>potential, puts in graft every game even if things going against team, young, likeable

>wij
>luxury player, disappears for games on end, stat-padded with 4 goals against narridge
He's got talent but if he's just going to be sissoko 2.0 just get rid
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We're financially stable and will be the biggest team in league. The only team that will be in our league will be Villa whose finances will be in a much worse state.

Its almost economically inconceivably that we won't go straight back up.

Not even we can fuck this up.

r...right guys?
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>>67512372
>Don't know why he keeps getting stuck playing Centreback
LvG absolutely wants his left footed CB on the left, even if that means using a midfielder as a defender
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Here's another fun stadium Newcastle fans will get to visit next season, it's only a 2 hour drive away
>Rotherham United
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>>67510385
soon
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>>67512558

>Affordable away days to fun new places
>Bad thing

Fuck off Yank, you don't know anything about football culture.

Go stuff a hot dog down your face and watch the watch 5 hours o commercials you faggots call a sport.
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Newcastle fans will also get to visit Bristol City's legendary Ashton Gate Stadium, only a 5 hour drive away
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>>67512558
>it's only a 2 hour drive away
>only

Cities here have about 30 mins drive between them.
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>>67512390
>just get rid
no need to get rid of him, he'll leave anyway
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>>67512699
>>67512558
>>67512288
You don't really get English football do you mate?

Away days are fantastic where ever you go. In fact... Smaller teams in more compact stadiums are usually far better than the bigger stadiums for atmosphere.

You're just showing your ignorance of the game and the culture with this charade.

>implying Rotherham away won't be tasty
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>>67512558
YOU'RE NOT FROM NEW YORK CITY YOU'RE FROM ROTHERHAM
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WHATS GAAANN EVERYBODY
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>>67512558

>those young qt cheerleaders
What a glorious time it must be to be a paki in Bongland right now
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>>67512810
IT'S THE TRUE GEORDIE BACK AGAIN
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>Spending 80 mil to get relegated
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>>67512859
didn't QPR do this as well

bravo hughes
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>>67512872
i don't think they ever went as far as 80mil
but they did seem to have better players
>arry
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>>67509852
how are they so bad?
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Also a 5 hour drive away, Newcastle fans get the pleasure of visiting Reading FC's historic Madejski Stadium next season
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>>67512790
This

If you follow your team to grounds like those, you're guaranteed to find people who are just like you. The mix of banter and melancholy are just right.

Also, I can't imagine Newcastle staying in the Championship for long, so at least as a Newcastle fan you'll be seeing your team win on a consistent basis.
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>>67512824
AN AM GONNA FOOKIN KILL MESELF
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>>67510963
>doesn't realise Ashley is one of the richest *Championship owners in the league

ftfy
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>>67512558
>Rotherham United
Go see a match at the beginning of the day, spend the night with some loli the paki cab driver hooked you up with. Literally the best game day ever
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>>67512998
t-technically we're still a premier league club for one more match
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>>67512327
>Blind is the only player in our NT who isn't complete shite or past it
Hell is empty and all the demons are here
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>>67510670

Mitrovic is going to Leicester. Book it.
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So did I see it right in some article that Newcastle still has defenders from the last time time they were relegated in 09?
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>>67513041
>we belong in the premier league
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Actual quotes from Newcastle players upon signing for Newcastle this season

>'Obviously its going to be Swansea's loss in the end'
Jonjo Shelvey

>'I am lucky to finally leave Tottenham. They are never going to improve but Newcastle will keep getting better'
Andros Townsend

>'With all due respect to Bordeaux.... I want to play in a team that fights for trophies, not a small club in the south of France'
Henri Saivet

>'I come from the Democratic Republic of The Congo, where Belgians used to chop off peoples hands. I feel bad for those older Congolese who still do not have their hands because they will not be able to change the channel when Sunderland are on TV'
Chancel Mbemba

>'My parents were forced from their home during the Yugoslav civil war. My father ended up in the panzer tank first division. I am glad he is not a mackem, he would have ended up in the panzer tank second division'
Alexander Mitrovic

>'Its funny... I had to leave OLYMPIQUE Marseille to have a chance at challenging for gold medals'
Florian Thauvin

>'The worst part of being born in the Ivory Coast was not the war, it was having a flag resembling that of Ireland, the same flag worshipped by Mackem O'Neil, the worst manager of all time'
Seydou Doumbia

>'Getting sacked by Madrid has given me a chance at a bigger club'
Rafa Benitez


HAHAHAHAH
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Am I the only one hoping Newcastle fucks up somehow and ends up in League 1?
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>>67513065
The core of the defence has hardly changed since then
The owners are that dumb
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>>67513124
>My father ended up in the panzer tank first division. I am glad he is not a mackem, he would have ended up in the panzer tank second division
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>Missing out on the sweet TV money because you couldn't beat Aston Villa.

LMAO
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>>67513154
Jesus christ. How could they not... honestly I'm at a loss for words and am not sure what to type
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>>67509852
>hello darkness my good friend
>my good friend
Foreigners.
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BENITEZ
T
F
O
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Newscastle fans get to take a very special trip to the London suburb of Brentford to face Brentford FC on the hallowed grounds of Griffin Park
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Honestly, I am not surprised they dropped. Rafa came in and it was too little too late. A team that cannot score and cannot play defense cannot be surprised to drop from the PL regardless of its size or sudden desperate spending.

I love Newcastle, but this might be the kick in the ass that they need to change. There's no huge influx of cash from the TV deal but Ashley has deeper pockets than he's let on in the past. This year proved that.
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>>67512085
Wijnaldum
Janmaat
Fer?
?
?
who else? Krul, Anita and De Jong are not starters.
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I'm mates with Mike Ashley's son, paypal me £100 and i'll tell you where he lives and what times he's alone
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2009:
>Leicester win League One
>Newcastle relegated from the PL

2016:
>Leicester winthe PL
>Newcastle relegated from the PL
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>>67513124
>that mitrovic quote
top work anon
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>>67513124
Ah now.
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>>67510091
>tfw Blackpool becomes the new newcastle
>tfw blackpool gets slags
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Can someone get me a ticket in the Gallowgate End for the Newcastle relegation party on Sunday? Asking for a mate
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Is Wonga the sponsorship kiss of death?
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>>67513124
>>'My parents were forced from their home during the Yugoslav civil war. My father ended up in the panzer tank first division. I am glad he is not a mackem, he would have ended up in the panzer tank second division'

kekekekekekekekkKKEKEKKEEK
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>>67513554
I've got a scouse m8 who'll be able to get you in without the need for a ticket if you're interested?
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>>67511110
wew
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>>67512079
No. They were in the premiership when it first started, got relegated when they ran out of money.

Based Steve Gibson (GOAT Chairman) saved Boro and went back up next season and we stayed in for a good 10 years until 2009 when we were relegated.
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>>67510402
---------------------Elliot---------------------------
Mbabu--MBemba--Lascelles--Dummett
-------------Colback--Shelvey-----------------
-------Aarons--De Jong--Townsend-------
--------------------Mitrovic------------------------

7 English players there matey. Depends on whether we keep hold of Townsend and Mitrovic but even if we don't they'll be replaced by Ameobi and Armstrong who are both English
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>>67511642
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>>67514052
Although being English is important, I think he more meant to emphasise how suitable those player's playing styles are.

Townsend will 100% leave and I'm not too sure how much the rest are cut out for the physicality of the championship. Andy Carroll was made for that division.
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>>67511821
>Jonas isn't good enough
>try to offload him
>stop playing him to prevent triggering a contract extension
>spends the second half of the 2013-14 season on loan at Norwich in the hope they'll sign him later
>didn't work, comes back to Newcastle
>diagnosed with cancer
>nothing else has changed, he's still not good enough
>"WAAAH, YOU WANT TO SELL ME BECAUSE I AM HAVING THE CANCER B0ss"

Newcastle did nothing wrong
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>>67512281
Wijnaldum has been completely anonymous since January, he masked his inadequacy in the first half of the season by scoring 9 goals but even then he was absent throughout many games, since he's stopped scoring he's revealed himself as a complete flop

>>67512218
Make no mistake, it'll be a firesale. Any offers made on any player will be considered just like in 2009. Everyone's value plummets when they get relegated
>players don't want to play championship football
>Newcastle don't want to pay inflated EPL wages in the Championship
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>>67512513
could say the same about QPR, they were at a point where they could buy whoever they want and only scrapped promotion last time through the play-offs (and really should have been thrashed in the final by McClaren and Derby but somehow nicked a win) and now they're rotting in midtable
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Mitro will tear up the Championship at least.
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>>67513128
Nope, I'm hoping for a meteoric fall. Anyone who works with Geordies will understand.
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>>67514379
Geordies are great lads until you mention football
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>>67514138
I can see Townsend being loaned out for a season on the chance that we are promoted at the first time of asking
>Andy Carroll was made for that division
And he wasn't particularly prolific, he only managed 17 goals and was outscored by 5'9" Michael Chopra at Cardiff. Mitrovic is a very similar player to Andy Carroll whilst Adam Armstrong has just completed a season on loan at Coventry where he scored 20 goals in 40 games and was named in the Team of the Year. Goal wise, I think we'll be fine
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>>67514379
To bad they can't be bought by the Oystens. Blackpool has suffered enough
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>>67514379
>17th richest club in the world
>10th largest attendances in Europe
>2nd highest profits in the EPL over the last 5 years
>expect to be competing with the likes of Everton, Southampton and West Ham

What's deluded and unbearable about that senpai?
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>>67511733
Every college hipster faggot who """"studies abroad"""" seems to come home thinking they're cool to like Newcastle FC and drink their shitskin colored swill.
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>>67512558
Post cheerleader feet
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>>67514778
Newcastle is full of slags. That might be why the hipsters adopt the city.
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>>67512959
>Be Yuroppor
>Get BTFO
>Have sore butt
>Retaliate with "you don't get the culture" posts
Nothing left.
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>>67514884
Firstly Reading were literally a Premier League team as recently as 2013 and second, Bournemouth, who play in an 11,000 seater stadium 6 hours away were in the EPL this season
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>>67514884
Ywn go to an "away match"
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>>67514998
Not that guy, but that doesn't change the fact that they're getting relegated and are going to have to play in stadiums smaller than many american high schools have next year regardless of which others they may go to.

>>67515009
Wew. I already have.
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>>67515048
Which match did you go to?
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>>67514174
This is his waifu. Could have this beauty walking around St.James Park distracting rivals...they did everything wrong.
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>>67515048
>American highschools have 12,000+ seater stadiums
>Bournemouth's stadium is actually smaller than every Championship stadium
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On behalf of every Sunderland fan around the world I'd just like to say hahahahahahahhahahahahaaaa you fucking fat greggs-eating unwashed smelly mag kernts.

I will miss the derby wins though.

FTM.

captcha: Select all the Pies

How apt you fat kernts.

Eee it's fucking mint this.
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>>67515155
Yes, many American high schools have stadia that big and almost every single college does.

http://www.wideopencountry.com/10-biggest-high-school-football-stadiums-texas/

The smallest one on that list seats 15,000.

Hey, good try though. I know you Bongs have no concept of just how picayune almost everything you have is compared with us.
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>>67515263
>Burger Stadium
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>>67515263
I always thought that Americans adopting Spanish as their language was a meme
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>>67515263
It doesn't count when each attendant takes up 3 seats though
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>>67515263

Considering the amount you americans pay for college you would expect stadiums to be that big.

>mfw americucks go into crippling debt to pay for college
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>>67516424
>high school
>college
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>>67516580

>No high school or college education in the US

Enjoy not getting a job because a mexican stole it lmao
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>>67514583
>0 trophies
:^)
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>>67516688
my job was killing and beheading mexicans, so my shit got outsourced along time ago.
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>>67517059
yes that's precisely the point, Newcastle's financial prosperity has not translated to success on the pitch, that's what people take issue with
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>>67517150
Sorry, I've been drinking greasy gin for 3 hours. I'm going to go to bed
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>>67517064

lmao you were so shit at your job that even a mexican stole that one

>americucks
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>>67509954
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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>>67517454
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>>67511449
> tfw Harry Potter supports Sunderland
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>>67509852
;__;
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>>67515155
Not that guy but 10,000 capacity stadiums are pretty standard for American high schools in my area
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apology issued by Newcastle United managing director Lee Charnley:
"...I am truly sorry we have not given you the outcome you deserve..."

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=5562332
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BBC: "So how has a club such as Newcastle United ended in such a desperate plight?"

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/36266059
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Rob Lee, who had 303 appearances and 44 goals for Newcastle between 1992-2002

Rob Lee @ 7RobLee
21m
Unbelievable ! Feel sorry for all Newcastle fans this morning! They deserve so much better

Rob Lee @ 7RobLee
9m
bad year for my 2 clubs!!! Both need change at the top
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>>67515319

what did he mean by this?
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Who's going up next season lads?

1. Derby/Brighton
2. Newcastle
P. Cardiff over Villa
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>>67524576
Anyone But Brighton
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>>67513973
Can't wait for Boro to assblast City again
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I was hoping the supposed "big" clubs in Sunderland/Newcastle/Villa got relegated because they were the shite clogging up the drain for a long time. I'm okay with Norwich fucking off though
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>>67524576
Rovrum
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Unlucky lads.
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>Boro go up
>lamecastle go down

Was a good season, lads
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>>67515173
Come on mate have a bit of class
I bet you're from pennywell
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>>67524300
m-muh Ashley not investing
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>>67524576
Norwich again while Burnly go down again
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>>67509852
leld so hard when they bought TWO Anderlecht players, predicted relegation right then. Hf in first division Mitrovic you fucking tongue wagging cunt
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There's nothing wrong with playing in the Championship.
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>>67509852
Hahahahaha all those french shitter that left first division for a fat pay check in EPL are going to enjoy that second division.
Thanks for the money enjoy your mercenaries
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>£80,000,000 this season
>relegated

CAN'T CONTAIN MY KEKS
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Newcastle would be likeable if they didn't have Mike Ashley. Newcastle deserve to be in the championship with him in charge
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>>67525011
This was the first time he spent any serious money in 4 seasons, that weren't panic buys.
The unfortunate thing is these are all unproven young foreign players, with the exeption of shelvey and townsend, still young but bought in the winter when we we're practically down already.
It's Charnley, Carr and McClaren, not Ashley for this. Although he hired Charnley tbqh
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Who /WatingforTrueGeordie'sdrunkenangryrantvid/ here?
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>>67509852
>>67509852
How the hell do you fuck the lyrics of a song like this up?
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>>67513124
>Seydou Doumbia

hope he never gets back up
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>>67513124
extremely underrated post, shaking my head to be honest family
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>>67513124
>I feel bad for those older Congolese who still do not have their hands because they will not be able to change the channel when Sunderland are on TV'
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>>67513202
Newcastle fans have been calling out for a new defence for years, the Colo/Saylor combo has statistically been the WORST defence for the last three or four seasons.
But whenever we complain we're called deluded or that we're expecting too much idk
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>>67525734

Mbemba and Lascelles are great defenders imo.

Hopefully they'll actually get to play next year and Taylor and Coloccini will fuck off forever and ever.
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Shaping up to be a decent Championship next year. Can't see my beloved Hull Tigers Ra Ra Ra FC going up though...

>Aston Villa
>Nottingham Forest
>Newcastle United
>Leeds United
>Burton Albion

God help us if Bradford win promotion
We all know what'll happen it they play Rotherham (#wifeswappingmoslems)
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>>67524576
1. Newcastle United
2. Norwich City
3. Brighton & Hove Albion
4. Wigan Athletic
5. Queens Park Rangers
6. Aston Villa
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>>67525734

>signing defenders instead of young 'under-rated' attacking players that can be sold on for a profit

how is ashley supposed to make money like that mate
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>>67513124

>doumbia
>saviet

Kek did they make all their signings based on FM wonder kids?
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>>67510001
>northern rock

more like northern crock

of shit
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>>67512699
It's a little unfinished, but It's not that bad
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