is there anything he can't do?
Repress homosexual urges.
>>67508807
Win the CL without scoring or missing a penalty in the final.
College level calculus.
>>67508807
Receive an award without saying TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
scratch himself
Score less CL goals than Messi.
>>67508807
>Nice time to have my favourite hand
Stop shilling
>>67508807
be the greatest of all time
Owning non-defective jeans.
>>67508905
I'd say Ronaldo's better than Messi, he's a more complete footballer. Messi is just a systembabby and dribblebabby.
Beat Greece
>>67508833
I doubt he can do high school level algebra tbqh famalam.
>>67509058
>he's a more complete footballer
What a load of bullshit. The >le more complete footballer meme started around 2010-2011 when Messi became so good that you could no longer argue that Donald is better, so his fan boys and journalists starting to say "more complete" because he can head the ball completely disregarding the fact that Messi can do much more things on the pitch than Ronaldo.
Having a child that won't read up on the internet that it came from a test tube.
Let the memes begin.
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>>67508807
>no ir
lel
he browsing /sp/
>>67511375
>no happy merchant trademark
>>67511511
watch closer
>>67511511
it's there.
>>67511375
He would not click on those, and instead, he would report them. He would only browse:
> /fit/
> /fa/
> /lgbt/
> /hm/
> /cm/
> /soc/
>>67509058
How to spot a muslim casual: the post
>>67511841
>not browsing /sp/ to create TSUU threads
you know he would
>>67511375
lmao
>>67508807
>microblinds
>>67508807
>playing 5 cent 10 cent cash game
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