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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (MY BOY vs literally who)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>The Zuffa era is soon to end
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant
>Rothwell on JDS fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically
>Silva out of UFC 198
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-out-of-ufc-189--may-need-gall-bladder-surgery-005830365.html
>Dennis Siver out of fight with BJ Penn
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/bj-penn/breaking-dennis-siver-fight-bj-penn-ufc-searching-new-opponent/
>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
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Old one is this one: >>67508189
gg
Kenzie is love
Kenzie is life
jeff
fuck
this
>>67504133
>>67508260
That card aired live in the US at like 10 am. My homie and I had palnned on watching the replay at the normal 7pm time. But I didnt realize so many of my normie friends would be on social media complaining about the main event, talking shit about anderson, saying theyll never order a ppv again. So I kinda knew it was gonna be some kind of shitshow. The sad thing is I dont remember anything from the bj/frankie fight.
>>67508589
please answer me, i am confused
>>67508566
damn Hall defiantly fucked jlo's brains out, she always liked dark meat
>Some Arab fucking princes sponsor grappling and fighting tourneys like it's the sixteenth and fifteenth century.
>he never fought someone like me before
>I am in the best shape of my life
>>67508717
>im gonna be world champion
>this fight is the most important fight of my life
don't let me find out, the bitch in you
don't let me find out, the snitch in you
Wew
>>67508880
Ronda's mum seems pretty based desu
this is my boy
there are a lot of boys like him, but he is mine
lil ronda is hot af
probably ronda would be pretty hot too without all the testosterone
>>67508901
My boy would literally kill your boy
>McGregor wins featherweight belt in december
>"I'll be the most active champion"
>still hasn't defended it by May
When will goofs realize that the McGregor Era is over?
mma is gay
>>67509008
>MacGregor saidhe would fight 4 times in a year MINIMUM
>hasn't fought twice
>>67509025
And your a goof
>>67508991
who dis
>>67509008
once people touch the belt they get greedy. it's like the one ring
>>67509008
>The legendary champion
>Broken after 1-2 from a Diaz
Kek
Can't take adversity for shit
>>67509008
there was never a mcmeme era
>>67509397
EL TAPPO
Cub Swanson is a fun fighter who doesn't get nearly as much credit as he deserves
>>67509190
Nordine Taleb
>>67508566
I bet Affleck sat in a corner and watched her get railed by a train of niggers
>>67509484
Taleb is fighting Alan Jouban next, who you got?
>>67509420
zup pizarro
Sure is a hot one today, guys
Johnson vs Cerrone and Pettis vs Diaz(if conor fight doesnt happen) next right?
never read anything on pizarro other than history classes, but if he was half as based as Cortéz than he is my boy
>>67509660
>>67509660
diaz is on vacation and pettis doesn't deserve a fight against him
>>67509612
hey wassup, i'm 500 years old so i obviously can talk about the shit you're trying to put on me regarding pic related
I NEVER STOLE THAT
I NEVER FUCKED YOUR WOMEN
THIS IS AN MMA GENERAL
Stann-Goldie are working the booth this weekend.
Joe is going to be having a fight companion.
>>67509646
haha
>>67509660
I think Cerrone needs to see how he does against Patrick Coté before he goes back to lightweight
If he's successful at welterweight he might not go back to 155, but if he gets starched Johnson might be a good fight for him
As for Pettis, I don't know man, he needs to go back and fight some #15-#10 ranked guys, he's lost three in a row and doesn't really deserve a top 5er at the moment
How do I achieve Ngannou mode?
Who does /heem/ have for Taleb-Jouban
Taleb 29-28 UD here
>>67509831
>>67509868
This was funny one time
The third time it's really wearing thin
>>67509577
Tough fight to predict, I'd say Jouban by TKO.
>>67509905
How did you feel about the second time?
>>67509829
even if he does beat Cote,i dont think he stands a chance with any top 8 welterweight.He might make a run at LW again if RDA loses to Alvarez(i think he will).Don't think anyone other than maybe Khabib/Ferguson can be a problem for him.
Pettis at FW might be super fun.
>>67509905
tbf I didn't see the first 2
I want to see where this is going
>>67509939
Lukewarm if I'm honest famalam
>>67509955
You can always be honest with me, son.
whats this pink doll anyway
Updated. Silva vs Hall is off, so we'll just continue on with the four original fights left on the main card so all the same picks can get goof'd on fight night
Main Card:
FabrÃcio Werdum vs. Stipe Miocic
Ronaldo Souza vs. Vitor Belfort
Cris Cyborg vs. Leslie Smith
MaurÃcio Ruavs. Corey Anderson
Who should Bilyal Makhov fight on his debut?
>>67510023
Werdum
Ja care
Cyroid
Corey
>>67510025
Tod Duffee desu
>>67510063
Duffee would probably heem him desu, should fight someone with poor TDD so he can showcase his wresting
>>67509905
>>67510025
Sign some regional can or TUF reject. He's never fought before so they can't give him a fight against anybody with significant experience and get a commission to sanction it.
>>67510101
>>67510164
>h bomb heem
>not just the heem bomb
Wait a second....
Guys....
I just realized something.
Why don't we just pool our money together, get 4 billion dollars, and buy the UFC? It would be awesome.
How much does everybody have to contribute?
>>67510164
>>67510023
FabrÃcio Werdum
Ronaldo Souza
Cris Cyborg
Corey Anderson
>>67510023
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
>>67510183
That's pretty good.
I'm a huge Hendo fan. I'm sad to see what he has become but we'll always have the webums to remember what he was.
>>67510207
I got the first billion
>>67510023
Warrley Alves Vs Bryan Barberena is on the main card now
>>67510274
>>67510023
it is
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/alves-barberena-moves-to-ufc-198-main-card-trinaldo-medeiros-to-fs1-prelims
>>67510210
http://youtu.be/hsBgMSv9fRM
>>67510018
you're showing your age lad
or I'm showing mine
>>67510164
>Bisping will never ask for rematch
>>67510207
I'll throw in a cheeky million or two
>>67510207
Does anyone know if Dana has any interest in GBP? They are only refundable with my mom
>>67510127
I guess, they should build him up slowly though. The guy is still young and has Olympic wrestling pedigree can be something special if he develops well.
>>67510429
>I'm showing mine
Rather that yeah
I'm 21 and barely can remember it
Plus maybe it was never big in hueland
>>67510429
I don't know either, and I'm almost 27.
>>67510541
it's probably a third world country thing
Watch this and tell me stipe isn't an ELITE athlete
http://youtu.be/k04m5Tt5kEc
>>67510541
those things were the fucking rage in the early 90s, I wanted a few so bad. never got them though.
and this was in the middle east, god knows how big they were here in the US
>>67510422
This interviewer reminds me of landsburg so much.
Literally got nothing from that interview, other than Dana and Conor are going for dinner next week.
Heem, why don't ya'll make a Skype group on fight nights? The convo's would be interesting, lol
>>67510674
what did he mean by this?
>>67510274
>>67510331
I know, but picks were already started with a different fight in place of it, so if we were to include that fight all the people who already submitted picks would get a free pass
>>67510708
showing off his ground game
>>67510715
So what? Pick again then
Dont be a lazy goof
>>67510705
there's something called heemspeak people keep mentioning, I've heard some of the autistic voices on there are hilarious
>>67510705
I hope you die
>>67510744
"No"
>>67510756
D'aww, if you want a (You) just ask :)
*smiles at you*
her facial features are too big for her head
>>67510865
That nose ffs
>>67508991
i think you'd be surprised
i think a jab would fuck your boy up
is it a good time to learn some basic chinese? like money, press conference, professional record, bunda
??
>>67510865
she may be good and brazilian rub and roll but she's got a weird face.
>>67510705
I'm up for this.
How do we go about doing it? Shall we just add each other on skype or is there a way to make a public group?
Fuck heemspeak.
>>67510884
picky, dude.
So Dana will sell UFC at right price...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsBgMSv9fRM
>>67510023
just start over bro, before picksbro or fake aussie picks dude hops in and takes over
"colin cowherd" hahaha
you anglos have the stupidest names
>>67510925
we'lle get chinese knock off Joe Rogan and Bruce Buffer
>There that obrique kick again
>>67510715
just start over predictioncuck, sorry you had to waste a couple hours screencapping but you shouldnt have started so early this time
>>67511043
>HE IS BADDEST DUDE ON PRANET!
before every fight
>>67511093
STIPE
VITOR
CRISTIANE
COREY
WARLLEY
>>67511058
>shouldnt have started so early this time
I start around the same time for every event, and when fighters pull out I just continue on with the remaining fights
You must be pretty new here
>>67511093
Miocic
Belfort
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
>>67511093
>starting another prediction comp
Maximum autism
>>67511043
Lemeber to eat arphabrain
six tiger testicles MINIMUM
>you now remember victor gracie
>>67511093
>werdum tko rd 4
>vitor heem
>cyborg meme heem
>anderson ud
>alves heem
>>67511058
What if you assign Silva/Hall as BamBam/Trinaldo? That way predictioncuck won't have to start over
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Shogun
Alves
Alves vs Barbarena seems like a bit of a mismatch
Maybe this is Barbs punishment for derailing the Sage hype train
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Alves
>>67511223
we should predict Maia vs Brown, really good fight
>>67511223
>Trinaldo
Alves*
>>67511242
He's going to get heemd this fight then cut from the ufc. Nobody messes with the Sagester.
>>67511153
Stay mad, cuckboy
>>67511223
What if you stop posting here you dirty potatonigger?
Don't ever reply to me or my nontrip sons ever again.
>>67511093
Stipe
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67511159
>>67511271
i was honestly thinking about doing picks for the big prelim fights this time around since it was such a stacked card
maybe fake aussie picks bro would like to use his autism for positive this time
>>67511291
You guys best be putting respeck on predictioncuck's name around here.
>>67511345
Man, I hate to be that guy, but if you ever post that redditshitter image again, I will omoplata your family
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg, 1st murder in the octagon
Anderson
Alves, The hype-killer-killer
When's the first HEEM FC? Where will it take place? Who all is fighting? Will someone record and stream it online?
>>67511093
I'm not doing predictions again, lad.
>>67511479
its not happening bud, lithcuck wont stop ducking me
>too lazy to type up a list of names a second time
Top rofl
looks like another week of prediction wars senpaitachi
i think predictioncucks keeping of his early, voided, picks will be his downfall this time around
>>67511498
Then don't, you weakling. I'll take over
>>67511498
We are all worse for not having heard your insights.
Demian Maia vs. Matt Brown
Thiago Santos vs. Nate Marquardt
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker vs. Rob Font
Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs. Patrick Cummins
Sérgio Moraes vs. Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano vs. Zubaira Tukhugov
it is indeed a stacked card
I'm already compiling the picks, obviously won't look 100% predictioncuck approved but wgaf
>>67511578
>Demian Maia vs. Matt Brown
>Thiago Santos vs. Nate Marquardt
>Francisco Trinaldo vs. Yancy Medeiros
>John Lineker vs. Rob Font
>Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs. Patrick Cummins
fake aussie picks dude should do a prelim picks thing for those fights
>>67511552
>>67511557
>random American claims to be me
>no one even asks for verification
Top laugh
>>67511093
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
bryan.barberena.doing.the.northcutt.flip.webm
YES
>>67511586
just let picksbro do it if predictioncuck is gonna have autism and you cant get the layout right...
but try your best anyway, i'll start thinking of a nickname for you
Why don't you, cuck?
>back to baiting for (You)'s
We literally solved this issue two threads or so ago
>>67511578
>Demian Maia vs. Matt Brown
>Two of my boys are fighting
>Don't know who to root for.
>>67511603
I interpreted him >67511498
as meaning he wasn't going to make predictions again.
>>67511634
>Is a tripfag
>Wants other to have a nickname
Srsly dude, I think reddit would suit you better
>>67511507
dammit, HEEM FC could have been a giant organization. It could have been the new Strikeforce.
>>67511701
Yeah, Thanks Edgestonia for leaving
I am in fact compiling picks because autism
It looks like shit, but that's not the point
And yes, the right side will be expanded
>>67511691
cool your autism jets bro, we can give each other nicknames on 4chan
its just another part of the internet
fucking
>we are anonymous, we are legion
le goof
take your autism to reddit bud, i'm sure it would be valued there
>>67511093
>Fabricio Werdum vs. Stipe Miocic
Werdum via 4th round submission
Werdum chops down Stipe with leg kicks early on before backing a less mobile Stipe to the cage and submitting him
>Ronaldo Souza vs. Vitor Belfort
Vitor by 2nd round Jesus
>Cris Cyborg vs. Leslie Smith
Cyborg
>Mauricio Rua vs. Corey Anderson
Corey Anderson via decision in a spectacularly boring fight
Warlley Alves vs. Bryan Barberena
Alves by 1st round KO(Dadbods and Conspiracies against hims by Danas and CABMMAs)
Anyone watching JRE?
We should put an autism preliminary card for Heem FC 1.
>tfw you just tryna make some picks and you get caught up in all this autism
God damn it guys.
>>67511777
not bad for your first time bud, sharpen it up and increase the zoom so ppl can read pics
keep it up man, we need more actual contributing on /heem/ and less bitching and whining shitposting
>>67511790
talking carbs with some anita sarkeesian looking bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67511777
>tomorrow
I will NOT be making my picks again
>>67511820
Just a screencap, actual one is much bigger and more clear
>>67511816
These faggots have just invaded /heem/ and the retards literally always respond. You've done good stuff predictionlad, sorry bro
>>67511622
enjoy prison
>>67511093
FabrÃcio Werdum
Vitor Belfort
Cris Cyborg
Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves
>He's tripfagging as well
He literally does this for (You)'s. That's all these attention whores want and they're just memers who don't know shit. Remove quoting from /heem/ and these idiots won't stick around
>>67511622
sauce on that senpai?
will rogan ever shut the fuck up about sugar
christ
>>67511951
joe rogan, u damb cant, you should educate
>>67511951
he will never shut the fuck up at all
>>67511910
>Being this stupid
>>67511938
Found it on google, sauce brings me here: http://www.freepornpics.net/facial/
Some horse faced looking bitches on there though
>>67509905
>>67510101
>>67510164
>>67510210
>look how bad we both got cucked
faggots m8
post heems from fighters on 198 goofs
Would Artem unironically heem BJ?
>>67512081
probably, bj is like 100 years old
>>67512081
>donating half of your 13k paycheck
>>67512008
Dude, where do you stay? I'm renting an apartment in Ireland next year and I won't hesitate to take a bus to Dublin or Galway to fuck you up.
>>67512136
dude stop posting facials
DUDE BIOLOGY IS SO WEIRD
nate diaz tweeted his own address and a book with a 4th grade reading level a few minutes ago but then took it down
>>67512167
Jesus Christ look at how hard Demian is locking in that triangle
>>67512185
why dont you go to his house and say that to his face since you have his address now goof?
>>67512185
http://www.amazon.com/Ollie-Otter-Talking-Critters-Williamson/dp/0970646704
it's got talking animals and shit, that's wassup. 209motherfuckerwhat
*PUPPER ALERT*
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFP5iKLwL27/?taken-by=mackenziedern&hl=en
>>67512081
Depends.
Artem is a shitter on the ground but he does kind of hit hard because of his retard style.
BJ could theoretically tear him apart on the ground or jab his ass to death but he's old now.
And his last fight was that horrific atrocity with Edgar.
this, why dont you say that to his face
>>67512238
(You)
>>67512213
>tfw no QT BJJ gf and no doggos
>>67512203
maybe i will then you'll be the goof
Eternal discussion: Strikeforce vs WEC.
Which one had the more stacked cards from an overall post-fight perspective? One thing is a card on the paper, a total different thing is how much fun the card has been once you've watched it.
Discuss.
https://youtu.be/1Zc7MkSOtNA
Anyone know where i can pirate tfatk 3d?
>>67510023
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67512386
You forgot a pick
>>67512399
Will delete and resubmit
>>67511093
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>>67512451
Good job
>>67512470
Thanks bud
>>67511093
werdum
belfort
cyborg
rua
alves
>mfw goofs doubt matt brown to beat maia
>mfw goofs doubt vitor to heem jacare
>>67512485
inb4 i-i-i-i was only doing it for le replies
>>67512326
You forgot a pick.
>>67512498
inb4 afterwards you guys all pretend like you knew all along what i told you
>>67512507
Looks fine to me
>>67510865
beautiful
nick looks slick in that pic, and a bit like walter junior too
Reminder that Jon Jones is the most overrated fighter in recent MMA history and is a complete Zuffa hype baby. He made his name by beating up bloated MWs and old men and the moment he ran into someone his own size and age he needed a gift from the judges to ''''win''''.
>>67512626
Reminder that P4P R4R Cormier would absolutely bootyblast Jon
>>67512645
>R4R
what
>>67512626
What will DC fags say when Jones BTFO Cormier AGAIN?
>>67512626
>>67512655
The London major
>>67512722
Reach For Reach
>>67510023
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
This JRE isn't too bad, better than the cultist artists form yesterday
>>67512738
You aren't wrong about that desu
>>67511093
Werdum
Souza
Cyborg
Anderson
"Big Balls" Barbarena
>>67511093
Werdum
Belfort
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
>it's a synthol freaks episode
UFC women's bantamweight champ, Miesha Tate makes the AskMen Top 99 #CrushList.
>Rogan trying to justify his latent homosexuality as a psychological imprint from his youth
>>67511093
Werdum via R3 Sub
Jacare via R2 TKO
Cyborg via R1 TKO
Anderson via UD
Alves via R1 TKO
for this being a female guest, this episode has actually been rather enjoyable
what do you guys think of dennis siver?
when is tuf
>>67511093
Stipe
Jacare
C-18
Corey
Alves
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Barberena
>>67511093
Stipe
Souza
Cyborg
Mah boy Rua
Barber
so what's good with sakuraba? THE GRACIE HUNTERRR
>>67513160
4 bongs m8
any fans of anthony 'showtime' pettis here?
for what purpose
>>67511093
Werdum
Jacare
Cyborg
Anderson
Barberena
so does rogan ever actually let his guests speak or ask them questions or are they just there so rogan has an excuse to go on about his fotm "interest"?
Can't wait for McGregor vs. Mayweather.
someone should tell her to move the camera further away from her face so her exaggerated features aren't so pronounced
>>67511093
Stipe
Jacarae
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
jebem ti mater
lads, I haven't streamed anything in a while
anyone interested in a Matt "The Immortal" Brown fightography?
Got his UFC fights lined up.
Silva out 4-6 weeks after successful gall bladder surgery
>>67511093
WERDUM
JACARE
CYBORG
SHOGUN
ALVES
stream tuf italy
cock guy
(You)
>>67513340
don't have tuf on hand
>>67513388
Stream UFC 198 then
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
streaming matt brown fights (it's this or nothing)
tune in if you're interested
yeah stream anderson vs uriah
>>67513409
thank you based italy
even if you are a goof criminal