Why is the NFL so popular?
>>67505940
Because Americans love watching strong black men rubbing their bodies together
>>67505954
Because Americans are too autistic to like soccer.
16>82
Because its the one sport white people and black people like equally
>>67505940
>adverts
>capitalism
>muh american dream
Football is part of American culture more than any other sport.
It's a fantastic sport on many different levels.
Great combination of athleticism, technical skills and tactics.
>the city of MLeLS playoffs
>>67505940
Not the NFL but the Super Bowl. it's obvious: muh beyoncé, katy perry, funny ads, film trailers etc.
>>67506029
Look at the average audience of the NFL regular season compared to the the NBA, NHL, and MLB regular seasons. The NFL regular season is bigger tham the other sports playoffs and championships
Americans have adhd
it gets shown on free channels
>>67505940
It's a combination of extreme violence (America loves being badass) + nice strategies and tactics.
If NBA had just one final, the whole world would watch it.
>>67505965
>Because Americans are too autistic to like soccer.
The best soccer player in the world is autistic. What the fuck are you talking about?
I thought basketball was only 30% larger than hockey?
They must exclude CBC viewership from these types of polls
Only 16 games
One game a week to build hype
Has violence and big impacts
>>67505940
It's not
>>67506995
No one cares about non American countries
>>67507005
Apart from 96% of the world's population
>>67507005
you got it wrong, nobody cares about your shitty sports sorry lad
>>67505965
soccer is a third world country sport
'We don't have anything in our shitty country except a dirt field'
'Lets kick a ball around it and call it a sport'
>>67505940
>That difference between NFL and NFL super bowl
BANDWAGGON
>>67506017
This guy has the right idea.
Sometimes we gotta step away from the memes and realize that all of the major sports have something legitimate to offer
>>67507074
Only 20% of superbowl viewers actually care about the game. 20% is about being with friends and having fun. 20% is watching the ads. 40% for the half time show.
>>67505940
>2016 Super Bowl 111M viewers
>Barcelona Vs. Real Madrid 2016 Clasico 400M viewers. No ads.
NFL a shit.
>>67507047
I never got this argument, if anything this proves how accessible the sport is, making anyone in the world, rich or poor able to pick up a ball and possibly become one of the world's best players, it's the best reason to watch and love sports
>>67506017
This can be said about any decent team sport.
Also, it's one the least technical sports except for one or two key positions, from what I've seen.
>>67507040
This
The difference between normal NFL and the super bowl just shows that the only time the rest of the world slightly care about your biggest sport, is the final.
And most of those people left thier TVs on when they fell asleep waiting for the adverts to stop.
>>67507047
>soccer
Football
>is a third world country sport
Enjoyed by almost every first world nation on Earth. Look at the top 10 countries by GDP, five of them are World Cup winners, all of them love football, even your own country where the national team is enjoying much more popularity than it ever has
Top kek
>>67507005
>>67507010
>>67507040
/sp/ rarely ever gets beyond this kind of "discussion"
You guys are worthless faggots.
>>67507126
Exactly. I guess they don't have any other argument so that's what they resort to.
Football is basically the only global sport. At least it's more global than any other sport.
>>67507110
Nice citations
>>67507124
You have to go back Manuel
>>67507132
You've obviously never played the sport yourself.
>>67507124
And that's just one game, not the grand final of one sport
>having no internationals becasue only you care about your own sport
>>67507146
>excluding third world countries to make this point
Why are soccer faggots in constant denial?
With GDP numbers like that, FIFA should be able to afford Instant Replay. What's your excuse there?
>>67507151
>the final of their favourite sport has 7x lower viewership than the world cup final
> lower than pakipaddle final
do I need to continue? your sports are irrelevant on a global scale and pretending otherwise is a joke that just isn't funny. i didn't feel the need to go further, it's like telling someone a wall is in front of their face and they flatly refuse it exists while they keep on breaking nose on it
>>67507151
The yuros started it
>>67507203
Ok. I was wrong. But less than 50% care about the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxSIOC9sly8
0:38
>>67507284
No one pretends otherwise. We're happy that our sports are popular here and we don't care if the Hues and Poo in Loos don't watch it
>>67507338
Always crying to the mods about moving football to /asp/, well If you don't like It ask for a nfl board Instead you Internationally Irrelevant fucks.
>>67507270
What? Those are the top 10 countries by GDP, it's from Wikipedia, I didn't remove any of them
Why are you in constant denial?
>he thinks we're faggots
>he watches CHINESE CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN
>>>/lgbt/
>>67507338
>wwwwe don't care
>pooo in loo hahahaha
>i showed them mom hahaha lucky i'm american
>>67505940
>>67507270
>calls people faggots
>posts anime
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67507146
>yuropoors
F U N N Y A D V E R T S
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>>67505940
Big, strong black men
It's a shit sport on many different levels.
Awful combination of obesity, nignogs and commercials.
>>67506995
>Less popular than paki paddle
>>67505954
>>67505965
>>67505998
>>67506081
>>67506995
>>67507010
>>67507040
>>67507110
>>67507132
>>67507146
>>67507136
>>67507264
>>67507500
>>67507501
>its a "eurocucks think we care about their opinions" thread.
Absolutely no American gives a shit about your opinions on sports. If we did, soccer might be the most popular sport here. But we don't care. We don't give a fuck about what you have to say. We really don't. Its just annoying you know? Yurocucks are like these little gnats at bbq's that just constantly fly in your face and say MUH WORLD CUP VIEWERSHIP. That's cool dude, we don't care. We play our own sports, because we don't give a shit about being flopping fairy faggots. The NBA is the closest thing we have to flopping fairy faggots, but the NBA isn't full of manlets like soccer. Soccer JUST got replay technology. That's right, they just got the technology to review if it was a goal or not. You know why it took so long? Cause yurocucks are so caught up in MUH TRADITION. They actually thought it would ruin the game instead of improving it.
So yeah, keep watching soccer. Americans don't give a fuck and I hardly doubt we ever will. Even if we won the world cup, we'd be excited about it for a week and then wonder when football starts or when the NBA and NHL start up again
We simply don't care about your glorified jogging sport
>>67507284
Why do yuros think that we give any thought into how they view our sports
>>67507718
>we dont care what you think
>tldr text wall
>>67507743
because you're an irrelevant country screaming for attention, you practically beg english viewers to watch the NFL by moving matches to london and your comissioner wants a franchise in london
Imagine a premier league football team in the US. Absolutely hilarious stuff nobody would want to move to an irrelevant country you would get laughed at for suggesting it >>67507743
read above, about your countries irrelevance
>>67507538
The best football nations in the world are in that top 10 - Brazil have 5 WCs, Germany have 4, Italy have 4, France and England each have 1
>>67507718
Then why are you so obsessed with us?
>>67507808
>USA
>irrelevant country
what the fuck
>>67507825
t. Alberto Barbosa, I know your country loves niggers but just because you like sports where niggers run into each other doesn't mean it's a relevant country
>>67507760
We don't care. At all.
If americans gave a fuck about yurocuck opinions then why isn't soccer the most popular sport here?
Spoiler: we dont
>>67507856
>why isn't soccer the most popular sport here?
But it is
Every time anything big happens in football, the catalog is filled with threads on it
>We don't care about your opinion of our sports
The commissioner of your biggest special snowflake sport is fucking begging London to take an NFL franchise because he wants big strong muscular Euros to watch your weeny sport
>>67507808
>you're an irrelevant country screaming for attention
>civil war is probably top of the box office in the UK
Yurocuck delusion is fucking hilarious
>>67507880
>/sp/ correlates to the mass US population
No
>>67507825
True that anon is a bit off they're not entirely irrelevant, although they are largely irrelevant in world sports because they don't play the world's most popular sports, instead playing sports that aren't very popular at all outside of their country
>>67507718
>carefully hand picking all the negative comments about America
> wall of text the weight of a football team
>we...we don't care about your opinions, I swear!
>>67507880
The OP's picture literally proves you wrong
>anytime anything big happens in any of the major sports the catalog is filled with it
Fixed that for you
>>67507702
>using an NFL reaction image
>>67507909
>one american on a niche internet website means all 300 million americans care
Nice logic Chicano spic
>another I'm American Look At How Much I Don't Care About Something That's Why I Constantly Talk About It Because That's What People Usually Don't Care About Something They Talk About It Nonstop And Make Sure Everyone On The Planet Knows About The Thing They Totally Don't Care About thread
>>67507824
>rest of the world always argues against the US alone
>we're the obsessed ones
KEK
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>>67507856
>Why isn't soccer the most popular
Many reasons
>Not enough 300lb black men to make cuck fantasies off
>Fans are too scary for your Disney-branded family fun sporting experience
>Too embarrassed about getting rekt by other countries
>American """athletes""" are too stupid to play it
>Isn't suited for autists with ADHD
>>67507856
We get it. You don't care. Not enough muscular black men for you to ogle. Don't believe me? Name one half-way decent white player who isn't a quarterback or JJ Watt in your "sport."
>>67506085
Very underrated post
>>67507947
>thread starts off with asking why the NFL is popular
>typical irrelevant UK Cuck comes in and posts a picture of world cup viewership
>yurocucks proceed to come in and obsess about Americas sports on an american website
Wew lad
>>67507960
>PLEASE BIG STRONG YUROS LIKE ME I WATCH YOUR SPORT
Pathetic
>>67507987
I think you missed the bit one of your countrymen wrote a furious wall of text through tears because of the mean muscular Euros
Good thread this.
>>67507960
Jordy Nelson
Sorry I'm not a cuck like you spic
>>67507987
>typical irrelevant UK Cuck comes in and posts a picture of world cup viewership
>ametifsts get triggered
>>67508002
I wrote the "wall of text" which I know might seem like a lot to yurocuck education. Wasn't crying. Yurocucks are trying to act like they aren't obsessed with america but this thread clearly proves it. Keep replying to me to show me how not obsessed you are please :^)
>>67508033
>so triggered he can't even spell amerifats
Ahaha my fucking sides. Don't forget to catch Civil War by Marvel Studios at your local cinema!
Riddle me this Ameriburgs: why do you prefer Jamalegg to a sport that is both more fun and dominated white people?
Its not good for your self respect
>>67507960
Gronkowski
Edelman
Welker
Nick Mangold
Erik Decker
Jake Matthews
Taylor Lewan
Sebastian Vollmer
Alejandro Villanueva
Donovan Smith
Literally every tight end
>>67508078
>best soccer players are an Argentinian, Portuguese, and Brazilian
>Responding to 80 year old bait
>People on /sp/ that argue over which is better
The true cucks and 13 year olds of the world. You do your government proud, men. Enjoy that shit school "education," what a fine patriot it has made you.
>>67508112
>le epic memes
>>67508078
Its the only way they know in life.
>>67508078
>more fun
Subjective
>dominated by white people
Isn't the greatest soccer player black? (Pele) isn't the greatest soccer nation full of spics and blacks? (Brazil) aren't the two best players in the world non white? (rondalo, messi >Argentina >white)
>>67508152
Pele is not the greatest soccer player. Hes probably sixth or seventh.
Ronaldo and messi are white.
>>67507808
Have you ever been so mad that you call the global superpower irrelevant
>>67508209
>ronaldo is white
Ahahaahaha and we are the cucks
>>67508152
>pele greatest soccer player
I love this thread
>>67508231
No. I am pretty chilled. Ive also got a lot of respect for china.
>>67508152
>pele
Stop getting your information from Subway commercials
>>67508231
Yurocucks are that mad 24/7 that we don't give a shit about their sport
Its why they invade american sport threads and try to bring up their sport, as you can see ITT
>>67508236
>ethnically european
>not white
>>67508257
>pretty chilled
>actual wall of text
When the """"ball"""" is on play, american football is just the best sport. Too bad it's such a little portion.
>>67508321
That wasnt me bruv, i was simply answering anons question.
>its yuros invade an American sports thread because they are so insecure that soccer isnt popular here
Ok we know that our sports don't matter in your country. Can we get back to our thread now?
>>67508336
Fuck off Enrique
>>67508078
>soccer
>more fun
>than anything
>implying
>>67508336
Are you white?
Why is it that the only football thread yuros don't invade is the nfl general?
Do Americans invade soccer threads? Serious question here
>>67508394
Did you not see the Yank butthurt after Leicester won the league?
Have you literally just joined this site?
>>67508394
No, but you make 84565892628 threads about sawker
>>67508389
>implying
https://youtu.be/JnybndhYgXw
>>67508394
No, we hide them because they flood the board with their shitty soccer meme threads. Morning /sp/ is the worst /sp/.
Baseball is obviously the best sport.
>>67508448
>actually hiding threads
pure autism
>>67508394
Yes.
>>67508423
I've been here for 9 years Nigel, I don't pay attention to anything soccer related hence why I asked the question
>>67508209
Pele (black)
Maradona (black)
Eusebio (black)
Garrincha (black)
Ronaldo (black)
CR7 (moor)
Romario (black)
Tigana (black)
Just accept it.
>>67505971
how did this post go unnoticed? /thread desu
>>67508444
The crowd's having fun. The game itself is still about as dull as a cardboard box.
>>67508480
None of those are Messi though who is the undeniable GOAT
>>67506995
Never change, Nigel.
>>67508503
>Argentina
>white
>>67508503
Yeah but the GOAT NFL player (Tom Brady) is also white.
For the delicious junk food.
Football requires more intelligence, strategy, patience, athleticism, and a specific skillset that only few possess. It's a truly humbling game to observe.
>>67508423
>oh man that fucking yank butthurt after Leicester won
>literally three threads with the most obvious b8 in the OP
Yeah americans sure were butthurt about a team winning the league after watching someone else beat a team, totally weren't making fun of your retarded winners system or anything
>>67508480
Maradona is not fucking black. Hes 1/4 indio
Cr7 is white
Puskas
Di stephano
Charlton
Beckenbaur
Cruyff
Dalglish
Best
Matthaus
Messi
G Muller
Bergkamp
Gazza
>>67505940
If the NFL played more games less people would watch.
Its easy to not watch a baseball game cuz there is one tomorrow. Same with basketball.
The reason the superbowl is so popular is marketing. Id say 50% of those viewers are only "watching" it for social reasons. At a superbowl party or some shit.
>>67508480
>Tigana
Literally who
XFL > NFL
>>67508569
If Cr7 is white than so is Steph Curry
>>67508569
>I came to le bait thread for serious discussion. Please don't enjoy any memes while I'm here.
>>67508603
"No"
>>67508509
For telling you the truth?
Also you do realise that football players fall so easily to gain a tactical advantage right? I think Americans are too stupid to understand this
It's bad and it should be eradicated because it ruins sportsmanship, but they don't fall because they are hurt, they fall to get a free kick or penalty. Sorry if your tiny brain can't understand this
>>67508459
Smartest post in this whole thread
>>67508530
>Tom Brady
>The GOAT
You're not very good at figuring out the GOATs
>>67508568
I'm sorry that basic maths is beyond the comprehension of Yanks
>>67508459
>black guy who likes baseball
odd
>>67508459
>>67508696
Rounders is a girls sport mate
>>67508740
soccer is a girls sport desu
>>67508707
Tom Brady
Joe Montana
Bart Starr
JJ Watt
Aaron Rodgers
Brian Scalabrine
Mike Trout
Rob Gronkowski
Adam Vinateri
All white m8
>>67505940
Back on topic
Football is easy to watch in the games are once a week and the playoffs are 1 and done.
They can hype up the SuperBowl for months because they know where it will be and in terms of the half time show it doesn't matter where it will be.
In the NBA, NHL, and MLB you have series and if you don't have an invested team you don't really want to watch a best of seven series of teams youbdont care about. Also where the finals are played depends on who is in the finals so you can't hype it in advance.
>>67508750
Football is the world's most popular men's sport mate
>>67508740
Soccer is considered a girls sport in America senpai
Why do Americans watch and play girls school sports?
>Rounders
>Hockey
>Netball
>A pussy version of rugby
>>67508782
Wow, i didn't realise American """men""" were that beta. Is that why they're all cucking you?
>>67508829
We just have better sports
https://youtu.be/FZaGWGAMjus
>>67508812
Over here soccer is a girls school sport
>>67507808
CLAPPED.COM
>>67505940
>more people watch snooker than NHL
lmaoing
>>67508829
I think you have that backwards friendo
>>67508812
Ice hockey is very manly m8
>>67505940
america is racist
white people don't like watching nig hoop
>>67508674
>thinks people are too fucking stupid to realize why soccer pussies cheat
I knew you Britlards were dumb as a box of hammers, but I didn't think you were THAT dumb...
All of these bitter, unenlightened euros really need to experience American sporting events before making fun of them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4tTgPYuavk
>this assblasted britbong
At least we're the best at the sports we invented. You're completely irrelevant in Intl play in divegrass. As a matter of fact, we've done just as well and better in the last 2 WCs as you, and we don't give two fucks about the game.
>>67508674
>u guys r too stupid to understand why they fall!!!
Fucking top kek I must be being b8td
>>67508781
>men
>playing soccer
Pick one, Winston.
>>67509013
>professes to not care about a sport
>knows all the results off hand
>>67505940
because a lot of americans watch it. you could ask why shitting in the street is so popular.
>people fighting over which sport is better
>meanwhile I just use sports as an excuse to drink in public and banter
>they are all equal in this regard
>>67509046
Its easy to know the results of the world cup when this board is spammed all day with it when it comes around.
Its also easy to know the USA is doing better than England in the WC when your newspaper got blown the fuck out and turned into a meme
E
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>>67509046
>le haven't been on /sp/ before man
we reference this every day senpai. it's not like i watched the shit.
>>67505940
>makes threat asking why NFL is so popular
>thread is nothing but how much Muricans hate football (soccer) because it's foreign and they are terrible at it
>>67509161
yuropoors are obsessed as fuck, pathetic
>>67509161
>>67509194
They hate us cause they aint us
>>67509161
>makes a thread asking why the NFL is so popular
>literally the first response is some yurocuck talking about cucks followed by murricans have ADHD and MUH WORLD CUP VIEWERSHIP
Talk about obsession eh?
>>67509260
They know that soccer is shit, but they're still in the Denial stage.
>>67505940
>NASCAR
Who the fuck actually watches this?
The stats always show that it's popular, but I've never met a single person in my life that is a fan, I've never seen it being shown in a bar or anything. Do these people actually exist?
>>67512349
You've clearly never been to the South
>amerifats are so desperate for BIG STRONG FOREIGNERS to play/watch their sport, that they call their teams "world" champions
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>67507718
Wow. Calm down bro.
>>67513849
kek
the NFL is not popular
the Super Bowl is popular
>>67507718
>we don't care at all
>proceeds to write a fucking rant
>>67507132
What in the world are you talking about?
>>67507146
>all of them love football
>>67507146
>USA
American Football
>China
Ping Pong
>Japan
Baseball
>India
Cricket
>Canada
Ice Hockey
>>67508766
For hockey I know maybe a good portion keep up with the games in the ploffs. My team was out first round but I watch a game each night.
>>67508533
More strategy in coaching than other sports. They literally have a team of people all communicating to choose each play and move things around.
>>67505940
coz its based
>>67507904
>popularity implies superiority
>what is hockey in Russia and Europe
>what is Japan and hispanic countries to baseball
Oy, go to a \hoc\ thread and look for the int flags.
>>67508078
FUCKING HOCKEY. INFINITELY EXCITING AND MANLY AND 120% WHITE.
>>67507718
>we don't care
>writes a 250 word essay
>>67508078
http://www.sportingintelligence.com/2012/08/20/premier-league-diversity-at-heart-of-global-appeal-200801/
>Of the 232 English players, 80 are black (or 34.48 per cent). Around 2 per cent of the general British population is black.
Why are superior African Brits 17x more likely to be a successful footballer?
>>67508088
Figures that the position where they can't catch or block is where white """succeed"""
>>67505940
It appeals to plebs. That doesn't necessarily make it bad, mind you.
>>67519043
Because our youth development is skewed towards big strong lads. Which is why we are globally irrelevant at football and have to buy in foreign talent.
>>67519043
World class black english players ever:
Ashley cole
John barnes (at push)
>>67521039
Oh and rio.
>>67506995
the super viewership is really good actually as it is only an american sport
>>67521039
World Class is such a maleable term. I'd have suggested that there was a point in Sol Campbell's career he'd have been considered world class.
>>67509216
Who would want to be a 300lb nigger, Tyrone?
>mfw I make threads making fun of soccer just to see europoors get mad
I actually like soccer, but the amount of butthurt is what makes me do it
It's probably got the best highlights of any sport.
>>67505965
Soccer is literally the most autistic sport ever. Enjoy dive grass faggots
>>67520999
>towards big strong lads
UK YES
Why are Euros so defensive about soccer? Is it because it's the only sport they have? Do they ever get jealous that they only have one sport to watch, while in the US we have the top leagues of numerous major sports?
I've always found European sporting culture to be so bland, because it's such a one note affair. Soccer and only soccer. How dull.
>>67505940
>108m people watched the panthurrs get buttfucked
>>67514746
why does he do that
>>67521181
Mmmm. Yeah. Maybe. Borderline.
>>67521364
>They will never know the joy of the changing of the sports seasons
>Hurr we just get another league of soccer
>>67521181
https://youtu.be/uxoTceqaBqk
![wr8PHGv[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MquIOuL.png "wr8PHGv[1].png")
>>67507146
>those pathetic GDPs
Top Lel.
>mfw a US state has almost as much of a GDP as the United "King" dom
>>67521364
Nah we dont get jealous. We have other sports here, cricket and rugby, but 90% of people would rather watch football all the time. Its the goat m8
fanasty football and it's only 16 games
>these brits right now currently awake at 4:30 AM on a thursday morning discussing the NFL on 4chan
Why amerifags are so insecure?
>>67508482
most people filter australians
>>67505965
Soccer is pretty fucking autistic desu
Id wager its the most autistic sport out there besides baseball and cricket
>>67505940
The real answer is fantasy football and gambling
>>67507718
>Absolutely no American gives a shit about your opinions on sports.
That's why you wrote this entire post...
>If we did, soccer might be the most popular sport here. But we don't care. We don't give a fuck about what you have to say. We really don't. Its just annoying you know?
Until World Cup time when you're suddenly lifelong USMNT fans.
>Yurocucks are like these little gnats at bbq's that just constantly fly in your face and say MUH WORLD CUP VIEWERSHIP. That's cool dude, we don't care.
I haven't reached a third of the way through this rant and you've already said "we don't care" like five times.
>We play our own sports, because we don't give a shit about being flopping fairy faggots.
Yet you obsess about flopping fairy faggots.
>The NBA is the closest thing we have to flopping fairy faggots, but the NBA isn't full of manlets like soccer.
But they're all black.
>Soccer JUST got replay technology. That's right, they just got the technology to review if it was a goal or not. You know why it took so long? Cause yurocucks are so caught up in MUH TRADITION. They actually thought it would ruin the game instead of improving it.
You had to add fireworks, cheerleaders, kisscams and halftime basketball free throw competitions just to keep your "sports" """interesting""".
>So yeah, keep watching soccer. Americans don't give a fuck and I hardly doubt we ever will. Even if we won the world cup, we'd be excited about it for a week and then wonder when football starts or when the NBA and NHL start up again
You'd stop caring about winning an actual sporting event? Lol murica
>We simply don't care about your glorified jogging sport
That's why you wrote that whole rant and replied to like fifteen people! GOOD JAAAAHB
