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Take away the 3 point line and what is Steph Curry??? An average player at best.
Take away that salt and what is OP? Still a salty ass nigga at best.
How long until he comes out as a woman?
>>67500157
Niche player. Circus meme.
Seriously, nobody outside of Golden State likes him. Who likes a bitchy sis basketballer that focuses on nothing but 3 point fields goals in practice and in games, nothing else. Big guys hate him because he doesn't play inside BB. It's all outside the Arc. Not even Outside-In BB.Just Outside the Arc and that's it with this FUCKER.
Take away the goal in hockey and what is Gretzky??? An average figure-skater at best.
You know those Chucksters from Super Mario Sunshine? Are those Curry's spirit animals?
>>67500226
Don't forget his arrogant shimmying after every make. Like he hasn't made 300 more of them already this season. Such a btich.
Popovich "Hate's It' in regards to 3 point line.
Even Popovich says it's not real basketball. MEME Basketball at best.
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/gregg-popovich-on-the-three-point-line---i-still-hate-it-212122616.html
Take away the penalty box and what is Ronaldo??? An average player at best.
>>67500227
Take away all of Gretzky's goals and he's still the greatest ever.
>>67500311
kek
>>67500329
wouldn't he still be top 10 in points just based on his assists alone?
pretty amazing that 1 person can literally be on another level to an entire league for a decade, even michael phelps or tiger woods total dominance of their sports was only truly transcendent for 2 or 3 years of their careers
>>67500291
Popovich is a meme coach who just got soundly beaten by a mediocre rookie
>Daily reminder that Pop's championships are direct results of asking Bruce Bowen to intentionally injure people and having 2 of the hardest floppers in the league
![hi-res-4d9338d631b0070f64d33282ad6115e1_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8gJ89Jb.jpg "hi-res-4d9338d631b0070f64d33282ad6115e1_crop_north[1].jpg")
>>67500157
Take away his left foot and he's just an average player.
>>67500259
>300
400 bruh
>>67500558
this desu
>>67500626
he'd still be above average without one foot
>>67500626
if you took away the roids he was shot up with as a kid he would literally be mathieu valbuena
>>67500157
>Scores 40 points in a game.
>Is a cheater.
>>67500157
wouldn't he still just make 2 pointers from the same distances and still be GOAT?
>>67500548
He'd still be number one by a large margin too.
>>67500769
This. How big of a difference would it be really?
If you can't handle him at his blackest you don't deserve him at his whitest
>>67500157
Take away the forward pass and what is Peyton Manning? An average player at best
>>67500769
>makes 45% from 30 ft
>only has to take 18 ft shots for the same amount of points
>>67500198
That was awful. How's he salty if you take away the salt? You should have said "take away that pepper and what is OP." That would have actually been mildly funny.
STAY FUCKING MAD PUSSIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJJAHAHAHAHAHJAHAJHAHAJAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJH
how would taking away the line stop his shooting ability?
he sinks half courters, dumbass
Take away the inside he cuts to and way is he??? An average player at best.
>>67500684
if you took away the HGH when he was a kid he would literally be dead right now
end yourself
>>67500157
Take away the running game and what is Adrian Peterson? An average player at best.
>Take away the three point line
JR Smith would be a hobo.
>>67500683
debatable without his left
Take away the rings and what is Kobe? An average rapist at best
> Larry Bird goes into locker room and belittles everyone by saying "I will win the 3pt competition". The greatest trash/smack talker ever. Fucking PRICK on the court.
Larry Bird is celebrated as legend.
> Isaiah Thomas sucker-punched people.
Isaiah Thomas is celebrated as legend.
> Magic has AIDS.
Magic is celebrated as legend.
> Kareem is a sandnigger.
Kareem is celebrated as legend.
> Olajuwon is a sandnigger who won 2 rings in Jordanless seasons.
Olajuwon is celebrated as legend.
> Ewing has zero rings.
Ewing is celebrated as legend.
> Michael Jordan was the biggest asshole in the world, both on and off the court.
Michael Jordan is celebrated as legend.
> Shaq got fat after 2003.
Shaq is celebrated as legend.
> Kobe snitched on Shaq and got cucked by his fiancee (that ring man).
Kobe is celebrated as legend.
> Iverson's IQ is 65 at best. Zero rings.
Iverson is celebrated as legend.
> LeTrash is the biggest tryhard of all time and celebrates every dunk like winning the ring. Is 2-4 in the Finals.
LeBrick is celebrated as legend.
> Steph shoots a lot of 3s and likes to celebrate after making them.
Steph is loathed and people want him to die.
I don't know if I just don't like the Warriors or don't like this new brand of chucking basketball...
>>67500311
Lel
>>67501332
I keked
Take away the outfield fence and what is Hank Aaron? An average player at best
Take away his sex addiction to truck stop tier skanks and what is Tiger Woods? A below average player at best.
>>67500157
OP you are getting BTFO.
>>67500548
yeah, it's fucking insane.
when he dies, we'll find out he was an alien or some shit
>>67501380
>> Michael Jordan was the biggest asshole in the world, both on and off the court.
this is true.
Take away the wheels of his car and this cunt would have hardly won any races.
Take away her 4 legs and she's just a slow and deformed animal
>>67500157
>Take away the mask and what is he??? An average Big Guy at best.
>>67500548
Assists? That's what you call helping a little old lady across the street.
May I assist you, madam? Here, let me get your coat. Do you require assistance?
>>67502390
ANON WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS ABSOLUTELY MINIMAL BLAST
>>67501090
no. take away the forward pass and he is never in the NFL.
>>67502390
This was the most unfunny, try hard comment I've read all day. Congrats on being the biggest faggot on /sp/
>>67502398
Take away the British penal colony and Australia is pic related
Take away his speed, strength, intellect, MVP status, charm and wicked sense of humour and he's just an american
>>67502414
he's really not that fat
Is he the Messi of basketball?
>>67502561
Messi is the Curry of soccer
>>67502561
If Messi got extra goal value for his type of goals then yes, but any goal in soccer is just worth one point
Take away home plate and how many home runs did Babe Ruth hit? None.
>>67502561
Without I Messi is just a mess.
>>67502616
That's it folks, I won't be more original than that today.
>>67500157
He'd be Jerry West. In fact, time to update that logo to Curry.
>>67500626
Take away da system and he's just a slightly above average player who plays for west ham or something at best
>>67500157
he becomes Pete Maravich
>>67500157
>niggas really this butthurt.
>>67500157
Take away Dwayne Wade and what is Lebron James??? A bigger chocker than he already is.
>>67503127
funny AND true, quality post mate
>>67500226
So when he shot 5 3-pointers against Portland, and came away with 40 points total, I suppose the other 25 points just appeared out of nowhere?
>>67500291
I suppose people should also start complaining because free throws are only worth 1. You're still putting the ball in the basket, so why aren't they worth 2?
I obviously don't believe this, but it's the same reason 3 point shots are worth more as they're harder to make that taking it to the rim, or even shooting mid range, just like free throws are worth less because they're easier to make.
Take away the steering wheel and what is Lewis Hamilton??? An average driver at best.
>>67500157
He'd still average more PPG than LeBron, Kawhi and Westbrook did this season, with the 3 point line.
Then you have to consider the 3 point line would be removed for everyone, so their PPG would also decrease.
>>67501380
Don't worry anon, it's just people upset their teams are getting BTFO, or that the Warriors are getting a lot of attention and success.
Sports fans are some of the most fickle and vain I've ever seen. They'd probably be absolutely loving it if Curry was on their team, and gave them a record breaking season. I mean, I bet half the people talking about how LeBron is going to win one for the land this season also absolutely hated him when he left to go to Miami.
>exposes flaws in the game
>people hate him for playing by the rules and being successful while doing so
Literally hate the game, not the player, apehoop fans.
>>67503392
how is it a flaw though?
i remember everyone was always trying to be the guy who could hit a 3 pointer consistently
some guy comes out and can do it at the top level and its frowned upon? kek
>>67503402
I'm not sure anybody outside of /sp/ hates Curry
>>67500157
take away 4chan and (OP) is still a shit poster
>>67500157
take away all of Muhammad Ali's wins and what do you have? Thats right..a loser!
>>67503433
Take away all of his wins and what is Floyd Mayweather? A pussy-ass nigga who has never fought in his life.
Take away Kobe's 5 rings and what do you have? Thats right a rapist!
>>67503414
Not sure about Murrica, but french basketball fans tend to give him shit from what I saw.
>>67503480
You might wanna get good at scoring if you want to win, bitch
>Negative play amerifats
>>67500291
>old man yells at cloud.png
>>67503480
>average defender
Nope
>average rebounder
Point Guard
>average passer
LOL
>not mentioning elite handles or finishing around the rim
>>67501160
What if half court shots are worth 4?
>>67503544
yep he isnt average defender, he is below average.
Take away the 3 point line and what is Midorima??? An average player at best.
>>67503576
you can't be an average defender and lead the league in steals and average 2pg for your career. that's just not how it works.
>>67503576
>>67503604
>10th in Defensive Win Shares
>>67503694
and yet >>67503670
>>67503694
>Actually steal leaders are often shit defenders.
1 John Stockton 3,265
2 Jason Kidd 2,684
3 Michael Jordan 2,514
4 Gary Payton 2,445
5 Maurice Cheeks 2,310
6 Scottie Pippen 2,307
7 Clyde Drexler 2,207
8 Hakeem Olajuwon 2,162
9 Alvin Robertson 2,112
10 Karl Malone 2,085
All shit defenders
Cut off one of his arms and what is Odell Beckham? Still a Pro Bowl wide receiver.
>>67503694
>Actually steal leaders are often shit defenders.
last year kawhi lead the league. the year before that it was chris paul. both are highly regarded for their defensive prowess. so i'm fairly certain you just BS'd that idea to fit your argument.
Take away half of Kobe's career attempts and what do you have? Demar Derozan at best
>>67503725
He could lock down when he needed to. You don't know jack shit about basketball or what it takes to be the main offensive weapon on a team so I'm barely paying attention to this conversation, keep on hating what you perceive is popular you bitter, jealous faggot.
>>67501380
Not even watching the hoop after you shot is pretty cunty, even more when you watch your opponent's face instead of the hoop
let alone the dance
>>67503791
>He's remembered solely because of his offense
>h-h-he's only transcendent offensively!!
Steph haters are literally retarded faggots. You don't have a single argument against him, you're just bitter and jealous.
>>67503804
Steph Curry seems like a really nice guy all things considered, I'm sure he wouldn't spit on you.
I don't really watch basketball so I might be missing something, but how is it bad that a person is able to score the most points possible really easily
>>67503890
because he's a smug cunt!
>>67503890
He's considered a GOAT contender IRL, autists in this site hate every single successful people
>>67503694
This anon is actually right. I mean these guys >>67503709 listed are all amazing defenders but guys like A.I and Curry are shit even though they get steals
He still has Kyrie level handles, Nash-level passing, and some of the niftiest body control in traffic lay ups since prime Tony Parker. He'd be fine.
>>67503257
Or a good drag racer I reckon.
>>67506911
OP just got btfo
>>67503785
Nah he's just a real ass nigga. You've clearly never played basketball
>>67500157
t. blazers fan
take away the ball from an NBA game what do you have? Thats right a bunch of din dus duin nuttin
Take away good player's best ability and what is good player??? An average player at best.
>GOAT
>loses finals MVP to a bench warmer
remember, you can only pick one
>>67500157
MVP
V
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>>67500157
He would still be the most efficient and highest scoring guard in the league if all his 3's counted as 2's.
>>67501006
>>67500769
Even if you took away all his 3-pointers, he'd still be 20th in the league in scoring.
And still first in the league in steals.
>Defenses will no longer focus on defending the 3 point line
>Curry will have an even easier time and chuck away long 2s
>forgetting Curry shoots 3s at 45%, better than what most guards shoot the 2 for
>>67503898
Basically this is the most true statement in this thread.
Most people around the country love Curry as proof in that his jersey is by far the number 1 seller and his shoes are outselling everyone else's except maybe Jordan's.
It's just /sp/ being autistic and railing against a player doing good and looking for any flawed argument to the point of making up pure bullshit, just to whine about Steph.
ITT: asshurt bitches who wish they had shooters
Look fags, you win games with points and curry is undeniably the best point producer in the entire league. Eat shit. I didnt realize there were so many fatasses in /sp/ whinging about muh post and paint play
>>67500157
>take away the 3 point line?
you mean, take away an established part of the game? why stop there? take away dunking and dribbling too, faggot. What's Lebron when you take it all away? An average passer at best.
Curry listens to Pink Floyd while Lillard listens to Skrillex
>>67500291
Doesn't change the fact that he recognizes it's the future and is gearing his team more towards it instead of crying like all the other bitch niggas.
LOL OP IS A MAD FAGGOT EAT SHIT OP
>lebron cuck detected
fat lever is the true GOAT
>>67500157
California truly is the state of beaners, with all these illegal screens
I kinda wish they'd do away with the three point line. I think basketball is better when it's just giant apes trying to dunk or draw fouls. It's fucking called apehoop and not mulattochuck for a reason.
What percentage of people hating in here would be riding Curry's dick if he played for their team and why is it nearly 100%?
>>67500626
LOL KEK
>>67500226
>he's only seen 3 memer games this season
>he hasnt seen Currys insane handles and his body contorting layups
>>67500157
Just for some information, Curry has a total of 11089 points in his 7 year career.
Lebron James had 15251 points in his first seven years.
And has scored 13840 points since Curry has joined the league.
But go ahead, keep telling yourself Curry is the greatest scorer of all time.
>>67514580
It wasn't part of the original rules.
>see "Pete Maravich"
>>67506911
>nash level passing
fuck off man
>>67522222
Czeched
MVP rankings by age, Lebron vs Curry
LJ SC
Age MVP MVP
19 9th n/a
20 6th n/a
21 2nd 0
22 5th 0
23 4th 0
24 1st 11th
25 1st 6th
26 3rd 1st
27 1st 1st
28 1st
29 2nd
30 3rd
31 3rd
>>67500157
Take away gazelles and lions are average predators at best.
>>67500157
>not knowing what a chucker is
>millennials
>>67502313
Take away his ski helmet and this dude would've been been six feet in the ground, not an above average vegetable.
>>67501163
>>67500198
Neither would have been.
>check the game highlights
>curry plays support and assist more than he scores 3s
y'all niggers be trippin
>>67502410
quality kek
>>67500227
Without the goal, there is no hockey. Without the 3 point line, there is basketball.
>>67503245
Bad example. By that logic, 360 slam dunks should also be 3 points.
With free throws, nobody is allowed to touch you.
>>67506884
>allen iverson
>shit defender
summer is officialy here
lebron cucks are mad as fuck that steph curry is the best shooter we've ever seen at 27, and at 31 lebron is only the best at losing championships, lmao
>>67526196
Lebron has twice as many championships as Curry.
>>67526272
not after this years finals he wont
reminder that the warriors would have won 80 games in the east lmao
>>67526272
not for long my fat friend
>>67500226
>Big guys hate him
For you
Take away the racket and what is Federer? An average player at best.
>>67500684
>HGH
>roids
KYS.
>>67502561
Messi is better but Curry dominates more. It's complicated.
