Dallas Cowboys = America's team
_____________ = [your country]'s team
>>67499161
That America's team bullshit is just a stupid marketing gimmick
>>67499594
Then what is America's team? What team embodies the spirit of what it means to be American?
>>67499699
The patriots
>>67499699
The Patriots.
fite me
>>67499729
True Americans don't take pride in cheating
Pittsburgh Steelers = Earth's team
>>67499729
>>67499741
5 is more than 4.
>>67499751
t. loser
>>67499751
he asked what team is representative of being an american.
Wearing assless chaps and dressing like youre in the village people is only for people from cali.
>>67499699
Is there a team called 'The Fat Rednecks'?
>>67499777
No but Chicago has a team called the fire, I think canada might like that alot.
Morbid Obesity: The Thread
Leicester City - England's Team
>>67499795
They already have the Calgary Flames, who are in Alberta, Canada
>>67499699
It's obviously the Patriots.
>rich as fuck
>ruthless
>winning is all that matters
>>67499768
let's not forget that there are only 2 countries that play football...out of about 195 countries on Earth.
80-90% of humanity literally has no idea what football is.
>>67501914
>>rich as fuck
>>ruthless
>>winning is all that matters
and that's supposed to reflect the USA? lol
be serious, Pedro.
>>67499161
>Dallas Cowboys = America's team
Not anymore.
>>67501904
>Leicester City - The World's Team
FTFY
>>67499161
Patriot's and Eagles are joint America's team you fucking shitnigger
>>67499751
>True Americans don't take pride in cheating
America was fucking built on cheating.
>believing in a marketing media gimmick created to excuse shameless bandwagonery
wew
>>67501976
>implying anyone outside of New England likes the Patriots
>>67502068
>implying anyone outside America likes America
>>67502172
>Implying the Netherlands is relevant in any way
Team Canada is Canada's team.
>>67502172
A
Fucking
Toothpaste
>>67502184
>>67502218
>implying we want to be relevant
we'll keep our comfy lives, you keep your stress
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as much as you don't want to admit it, it's provably the most supported team inside Britain
Only one answer really
>>67501953
>cowboys
>a past filled with glory
>a present filled with disappointment
Sounds like America alright
>>67502318
fuck off
>>67501976
Implying anyone (including Pennsylvania residents) likes the Iggles.
>>67499594
especially considering how nobody but Mexicans root for them
New Zealand.
Because, you know, our teams are based on regions, not where franchises decide the most shekels are.
dallas cowboys = 8-8, >my team = 12-4
what is my team?
>>67502324
>represented by abbos
lmao such cucks
>the dallas 8-8s
>last championship was exactly 20 years ago
>are single-digit games above .500 since then
>brag about ancient rings
the only way in which they are "America's Team" is that their fans are fat, stupid, disgusting, and proud of being aesthetically and personally revolting.
No offense, rest of America, just noting that's how we're generally seen by the rest of the world.
