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>craps
THIS IS A BILL THREAD
POST UR BILLS
>>67499063
"All series baby, all series"
>>67499051
This. Even the fancy stats people knew it would happen, though they memed too hard and picked the Flyerss.
>rags
Will the Islels deal Halak to Calgary?
>>67499081
Why do goalers also do the same thing when they get BTFO?
>>67499094
Hey where's the guy who said he would kill himself on cam if the craps lost?
>>67499081
is this the new literally inconsolable?
>tfw my meme team has a cup and the c(r)aps dont
>>67499109
Cause they are usually down in the butterfly when they get scored on so it's easier just to lie down and cry
>tfw no ring ever
>Penguins still undefeated when leading after the 2nd period
HOW DO YOU STOP THEM?
REMEMBER FLEURY IS THEIR BACKUP GOALIE
>Ovechkin gets jaded as fuck and has a terrible attitude, eventually going over to the KHL
literally the next Kovalchuk
>at least they can hang another banner to the rafter
>>67499125
No, literally inconsolable is eternal. Holtmeme can be its own thing.
> tfw you remember every Sportsnet pundit projecting the Craps to win the Stan Lee
> tfw Ovie will consider suicide
>>67499107
seems likely. flames need a goalie, isles need to shed salary, a good match for both.
>>67499081
>hellodarkness.jpg
>>67499051
Agreed. I don't really believe the "hot/cold going in" shit when it comes to a ~5 game sample but Washington was cold for the last half of the year.
>>67499141
ovi at least puts his heart on the line, kovy was ALWAYS a gutless mercenary. hell, he even bailed on st. petersburg to play in beijing now
>>67499081
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
Hey Faggots,
My name is Brock, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hockey team, and freshman phenom for an NCAA champion team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>67499146
We've had worse.
>>67499158
Flames should go after Andersen or Gibson first, whichever one the Ducks don't want
>tfw Bonino cucked the hatty from Bill
>tfw in top 10 of brackets
>1 of 3 in the top bracket that picked a cup winner not eliminated
Why did they take a picture when there is clearly a depressed man in the back
>>67499109
You're on your knees so when you lose you just go limp and fall down. Skates just stop striding and switch to glide
>Bill
>clutch
pick both
BILL APPRECIATION
>>67499140
>REMEMBER FLEURY IS THEIR BACKUP GOALIE
That's not a good thing m8
>>67499199
i dunno, andersen is a huge choker and the ducks will want to hold on to gibson. previous ducks goalie castoffs that posted good stats(hiller, fasth, bryzgalov) have all looked terrible
>>67499237
It's not a good thing for their opponents :^)
>>67499197
>wnba
>attendance champions
my fucking sides
> NBCSN: Craps have not advanced past 2R since 1998
You can't make this shit up...
>>67499194
lel
>>67499146
two if you count the president's
Why are the Caps so terrible, senpai?
>crapwagoners
>>67499140
>Stanley Cup winning goalie is sitting on the bench, healthy
>playing a team who just finished with the 7th best regular season in NHL history
Fuck it let's go with the 21 year old rookie.
NEVER FORGET
>>67499244
I think Gibson has choked worse, but you're probably right. Calgary won't want to risk dealing with them again.
>it's a "redditors pretend to have been pongs fans the whole time" episode
Please, I'm asking nicely. Please just go back.
>>67499276
Dem pads doe
>>67499271
>those tears
Fuckit, I'll still support this team for some reason
They'll be good next year, pretty much the same team returning. They'll still lose in the playoffs, but at least I'll get a fun regular season.
>>67499197
> Attendance Champions
Holy shit... THIS ACTUALLY EXISTS?!
![anime%20manga%20medaka%20box%20shiranui%20hansode%201440x810%20wallpaper_wallpaperbeautiful_83[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hj5d6S8.jpg "anime%20manga%20medaka%20box%20shiranui%20hansode%201440x810%20wallpaper_wallpaperbeautiful_83[1].jpg")
>>67499257
Here is a smug of that anime.
>>67499198
>when the second round hits you hard
>>blowing a 3-0 lead
Tampa Gay is going to annihilate you cucks
>>67499081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
I legit feel bad for Ovechkin guys. You can tell his brothers ghost is pushing him to win and he fails every year.
> tfw it still hurts
>>67499271
>dedicated fan
>bandwagoner
lel
>>67499292
How new are you?
>>67499276
Murray is playing so well right now though that you can't replace him.
>>67499324
소ㅑㄴ 슈ㅗ ㄹ므
Every year i get my hopes up at the start of the season. Every year they roll out to a decent start. Every year they manage to throw it away in the play offs. Ii love this team but god damn i might just skip watching the playoffs next year.
We're coming back, boys!
>>67499324
>think ur good cause u beat an over achieving islanders
top kek
>>67499330
come here bro
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/coachs-corner-connor-mcdavid-may-already-nhls-best-player/
Is this true, lads?
>>67499330
cursed by boudreau bro
but fuck you, you guys have a cup
>>67499314
It gets better though. The only reason they were the 'attendance champions' is because they literally gave away free tickets to random people on the street.
>>67499354
>implying the clots can beat the billsburgh bills
>>67499362
Nah kane bruh
>>67499362
Edmemeton is going to run him into the ground. He'll be a bust in 2 years.
>>67499362
아다! 려차웨
A new millennium of suffering awaits Trashington
>>67499342
Probably front runner for Conn Smythe if Pens go ahead to win the SC
>>67499379
>Implying I wont be enjoying a Publix Sub and watching my team win the Stan Lee Cup
>>67499368
thank god he's gone, I've spent years being pissed off at that fat fucks retarded line memeing
>>67499379
>bill kessel is literally a google search
>still comes up with phil every single time
>>67499063
disappointing. where the fuck was ovi tonight?
>>67499117
hanging from a rope
>>67499362
Still Sid for probably another 5 years or so
>>67499357
Watching Bonino make that OT goals makes it hurt even more
But good for bones , hope the Pongs win it for Hags, Bones and The Rev
>>67499403
>implying i won't be eating a pub sub watching you lose
>>67499115
he's still fat
>>67499403
Maybe 15 years from now.
>>67499403
>implying bill won't take all the publix subs with him when he heads out west with his team to play in the scf
>>67499407
"phil" doesn't even exist anymore, he's only Bill
>>67499446
>tfw I refer to him as "Bill" around people not familiar with memes
>>67499415
Bonino was awful for the first half of the season, until Malkin got injured and he centered Bill and Hags, then things just clicked
>>67499434
Go to bed, Steiner
>>67499417
>>67499437
>>67499441
"no"
>>67499466
Lemieux dubs confirm tampon gay losing in 5.
>>67499404
You don't think the Ducks will be a worse team ? I think GMBM And the Owners are more to blame than Bruce for not going for after a top Lw
>>67499459
same 2bh
>>67499094
I spent this whole time shitposting irl on fags and this feels so good
>tfw >your team traded away the instrument of their own destruction and he turned out to be the key to unlocking the power of Bill
We miss you Hags
>>67499223
>clutch
Matt Cullen??? You obviously have no idea what clutch means, but it's ok, didn't expect much from a dainty Swede.
>>67499466
>top pairing takes sid and shuts him down
>second pairing takes malkin and shuts him down
>Hags-bonino-bill runs wild over your third pairing
wew
>>67499514
retard canacuck he was referring to BILL dont you have a fire to put out
>>67499525
Wow, rude. Bill's face is only fat due to the cancer drugs, he is still in very good shape.
Christ I wish I had a bitch so Bill could fuck her. Anyone else know this feel?
>>67499525
>hating based bill
>hating ELITE murray
yeah fuck caps fans
>>67499518
This 2bh, even if >your team can stop Sid and Malkin (they can't), hags-boner-bill outmatches any 3rd defensive pairing.
>>67499362
Possibly, it's not as farfetched as these underage retards are suggesting here. No surprise /hoc/ doesn't know shit about hockey.
McDavid is a generational talent, no doubt about it. But I don't think this league has seen such a true, grinding meat and potatoes player like him in decades. He grinds in those tough to play areas, he's a blue collar canadian. Criminally underrated.
>>67499483
The owner, yes, for being a cheap kike and not spending to the cap and thinking he can win a championship by being 10 million under
The pick the >laffs got from the >pongs is now guaranteed to be no better than 27th
>laffs
>>67499324
Nah, the Atlantic competition was and is still a joke this year. Doesn't really matter either way though, the West is taking the cup home again.
>>67499315
Cheers bro
>>67499564
>laffs
>>67499514
>Bill is a canadian nickname for Matt Cullen
The fuck?
>>67499525
desu i really don't see how anyone could hate bill. he's the most likable hockey player
i'm gonna an hero myself
>>67499564
>picking twice in the first round
Will those faggots still fuck it up?
>>67499305
>caring about regular season
who you got speee
stors or bloos
>>67499362
it will be Sid until he is 33-34 and then it will be debatable
>>67499609
Blues, tired of the Stars shitposting
>>67499580
> Laffs have Matthews
Unless he turns out to be fucking shit, don't think so. Even then, would it matter if Nylander, Soshnikov, Kapanen, and Marner are on their big team next year?
>>67499609
stars, blues always choke, always
same for the shorks. stars versus predators, nashville versus texas
>>67499609
hoping for blues, but not because you gay ass phoneposters keeping spamming shit
>>67499459
Completely forget his name wasn't Bill. My brain is memed out.
IN BILL WE TRUST
>>67499609
stars. hate their shitposting but the blues have both a choker captain and goalie
>>67499609
How rough is it living in St. Louis?
>>67499560
Fug I know . honestly , Bob Murry should have convinced Samueli that this was The fucking year to spend to cap after getting eliminated by the RedditHawks in game 7 of WCF last year
I feel like our window is going to shut on us now . Feels bad man
>>67499609
Blues. Dullass shitposting needs to die off already.
>>67499570
>>67499540
>2 GWG vs 0 GWG
>Cullen > Bill wrt clutchness
>>67499609
>blues
>>67499609
Cheering for >stors, expecting >blose
can a webm fag plox make this for me and for bill?
https://twitter.com/penguins/status/730235774159990784
>>67499094
>>67499665
>yfw the chimpening causes the blues to move to LA
>>67499630
One wonders how many of their many, many centers will adapt to the wing
>elimin8ed
>>67499609
dallasfag here. giving the stars about a 35 percent chance of actually winning this game.
>tfw exam at the same time of the game so i will be missing about half of it
might be a good thing considering it will probably be over by the time i get out. kari will probably have his meltdown in the first period.
>>67499630
>Nylander, Soshnikov, Kapanen, and Marner
lol
Can someone tell me why Benedict Cumberbatch is coaching the Penguins? I thought he'd be busy with movies
>>67499283
Personally I hope the pens win the cup with Murray so the Flames can trade for flower
>>67499638
Why not Blues music vs Country music?
>shorks
>>67499716
I want to see this in reverse.
>>67499758
it's current year, he can film everything over skype since it's all done with CGI these days
>mfw americucks think kane is the leagues best player
>mfw he wouldn't even make it onto team canada's first 2 lines
so fucking pathetic LMAO
>>67499758
He can do magic
>>67499609
Stars have zero chance of winning a second game in a row against st. louis.
Blues win 5-2.
>>67499666
it is, because >we're not going to be able to resign a lot of players who had breakthrough years last year, they will cheap out hard on the salary
so once again the playoffs, assuming >we make them, are going to be played with more than half a roster than belongs in a beer league
>>67499760
Penguins would have no reason to do that this year. Murray still has another year on his ELC.
>>67499785
>>67499716
holy shit I need both. WEBM FAGS PLEASE
>>67499828
they need to trade him before next summer because the expansion draft
>>67499796
Kane would be a top liner Canacuck
>>67499415
Bones was always pretty fucking clutch.
I remember that time he roofed it versus the Jets to start off a record-setting comeback win.
I don't come here often... why do you call Phil Kessel "Bill" ?
>>67499847
Or that OT goal to eliminate Dallas in 2014 playoff series
>>67499837
17-18 is the earliest it could happen.
>>67499863
Top chej
>>67499872
pretty sure it came from shitposting where someone feigned ignorance about his actual first name, but it was so long ago
>>67499872
Because he's got the skills to pay the Bills
>>67499758
>not wanting Sherlock as your hockey coach
>>67499837
I'd rather negotiate a conditional pick from LV in exchange for leaving Fleury exposed. That protects the rest of the roster and returns an asset
>>67499796
I'm all for picking on Kane and American hockey knowledge, but c'mon man, this is just retarded.
>>67499896
shut the fuck up
>>67499885
There's only one offseason between then and now.
>>67499906
Fleury has to be protected due to his NMC. They could do that with Murray though.
>>67499863
I'm dying
>>67499872
Listen to Hughson next game. He calls him Bill Kessel when he gets excited
>>67499796
>mfw this isn't even shitposting
Canada ain't got room for a playmaking manlet winger. Only teams with shit centre depth need that
post yfw you realize Alexander Ovechkin will never win the Stanley Cup
>>67499913
Those Czech totals are inflated by the presence of Jagr.
>>67499913
the czech points are prolly all jagr
>>67499943
>>67499896
This place is ruined why do I even come back for hockey
>please feed me
>HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
>>67499944
>>67499938
>Fleury has to be protected due to his NMC.
If he's going to waive his NMC for a trade to Calgary they might as well get him to waive his NMC for LV. At least he wouldn't risk being burned to death
>>67499872
He looks like a Bill. Fat, balding, autistic, scraggly facial hair... it's perfect. Even more so now that he's in Pittsburgh. Looks like a "Bill from Dahntahn."
>>67499913
>finland is below even slovakia
Stars are winning the cup and there's nothing /hoc/ can do about it
>>67499947
>those czech numbers are inflated by a good player
Why doesn't america or finland produce good players?
>>67499947
As are the swedes because of the best forward who plays defense.
Shold I get a Team USA Bill sweater or a pongs Bill sweater?
>>67499971
Go worship normie SJW memes on some cuckblog faggot
>>67500000
00000 cups will be won b y the stors
>>67500000
>the quints can't be stopped
>>67500002
Laugh it up will you can, Jean-Francois, your time at the top is coming to an end.
>>67500000
> Trusts Finns to be good goalies
Yeah, no.
>>67500000
Oh, fuck. I know you guys aren't the North Stars anymore, but if the Pens make it to the Stanley Cup Finals, it will be another Pens/Stars series.
>>67500019
Team USA. He will always be American. He might not always be a pong.
>>67500019
pongs Bill sweater, you may have actually have a reason to wear it proudly at some point with that one
>>67500000
>wasting quads on a team that won't make it past the blues
>>67500000
godfuckingdammit /hoc/ this isn't right
>>67499975
the rule has not been finalized yet but as of now if a player has a NMC you absolutely have to protect him from being expansion drafted
>>67500027
look at all those words and realize how stupid you are
>>67500000
who gravity's rainbow here
>>67500000
Shit get
>>67500019
USA
>>67500019
Penguins because he'll actually win something with them.
Rate biggest chokers in NHL
Laffs, Nucks, Bloos, Craps, Shorks
>>67500000
>DUN DUN
DALLAS
>DUN
STARS
>NSH/SJ and DAL/STL both played game 6 on Monday
>DAL/STL game 7 is Wednesday
>NSH/SJ game 7 is Thursday
Is this TV Jewery at work or was San Jose's arena unavailable Wednesday night?
YOU'RE DOING IT PETER
>>67500000
![f81[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1oaw7lh.jpg "f81[1].jpg")
>>67500061
>mfw the >rags have to protect girardi and staal
>>67499872
>I don't come here often
Let's keep it that way aight
>>67499914
>>67499971
>m-m-m-muh secret club
>thinking /sp/ is /b/
>>67500091
caps didn't choke this year, they just lost
keep doubting retards Bolts sweep in 6
>>67500000
>>67500000
5 zeros isnt enough you need a real get to win the cup
>>67499837
the expansion draft isn't a thing yet
The Pittsburgh Penguins are 45-0-0 this season when leading after 2 periods.
>>67500091
In this order
>shorks
>craps
>laffs
>bloos
>rags
>nucks
>>67500091
nucks, craps, bloos, shorks, laffs,
>rags
>>67500041
Hahaha, this idiot actually thinks a country that can't even make outdoor hockey rinks can compete with the big boys. What's wrong with America's education system?
>>67499872
I noticed Pen's play-by-play guy calling him Bill before /sp/ did, so I'm going to assume it's been a thing for a while
>>67499896
>>67499971
>>67500027
Fucking normies, gtfo of this board. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67500000
screencapped for tomorrow
pls be fake though. if the blues lose i might die from a broken heart
>>67500061
I refuse to believe the rule can be that dumb. NMC are for the player's benefit. They should be able to waive them if it puts them in a more favorable position. For Fleury that would be
>guaranteed starter with no prospects looking to steal his job for at least 3 years
>small market away from the canadian media
>no state income tax
>look at all those words and realize how stupid you are
>not realizing I'm both of these response.
Bet you feel dumb right now.
>>67500091
>no ducks
>>67500096
based selena gomez is giving the perds a rest
>>67500041
>W-we will be #1 someday
Says the increasingly nervous ameritubby for the 30th straight year
>>67500096
Arena shit, but the Preds have played literally every other day since the playoffs started before this break. They have been getting TV jewed from the start.
>>67500121
>detoilet
>ilelanders
>>67500119
telling people not to spoonfeed is not telling people to le xD sekrit club it but I guess you're bad at reading
>>67500110
this is the reason I don't think the vote will pass in June. it requires teams to "make available" 25% of their team salary but you have to protect all NMC's and 1st and 2nd year players are auto protected. it just seems impossible for too many teams
>>67500209
sure the player can waive it but what is Fleury's reason to waive playing for the pens when Murray would obviously be taken in the expansion draft in his place? Murray would be gone and he'd have no one behind him.
Bet you feel dumb right now.
>Las Vegas gets an expansion franchise
>all it's players are broke within 6 months
>"thats not a playoff beard, he's just homeless"
Anyway, what will the team name be?
>>67500293
The Las Vegas Blackjacks
>>67500293
Canes are moving to Vegas #CONFIRMED
>>67500293
wranglers
lucky 7s
showstoppers
gangers
mobsters
>>67500293
if it is not the gamblers the franchise should fold immediately.
>>67500274
>sure the player can waive it but what is Fleury's reason to waive playing for the pens when Murray would obviously be taken in the expansion draft in his place? Murray would be gone and he'd have no one behind him.
So why would he waive to go to the flames? There is zero benefit to going to Calgary. He has his cup.
>>67500307
>yfw blackjack vs bluejacket stanley cup final in 2020
>>67500293
Black Knights is the rumoured confirmed name
>>67500293
Owners want "Black Aces". I think Bandits is the best.
>>67500308
> People turning on NC for anti-LGBT laws
> Canes worst attendance in the league
> NBA stripping Charlotte of All Star game
Holy shit, this is actually happening...
>>67500352
why would they want black aces instead of just aces? they want the SJW crowd?
>>67500293
Las vegas card sharks
>they never win a cup
>>67500351
faggot-tier name desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg
thread theme
>>67499944
>>67500000
>tfw
>>67500293
> tfw Ducks fan living in Las Vegas
Can't wait , they should call them the Vegas Guineas
>leave california to me
>>67500373
Good . Social Conservatism is a disease that must be eradicated
>>67500375
lel. I think it has something to do with the prospective owner's university
>Report: Capitals' Alex Ovechkin has 'asked for a trade'
HOLY SHIT
>>67500449
>supporting LGBTQAFXYZ faggotry
>>67500293
I'd like to see them do something with a "v". Like the Las Vegas Venoms. Vegas Venoms sounds a bit better. Fucking spanish meme language.
>>67500449
You're a virus.
http://www.theprovince.com/sports/hockey/canucks-hockey/canuck+caught+alleged+family+murder/11910187/story.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
What
>>67500469
just embrace your homosexuality, anon.
after all, you are a faggot
>>67500488
Oy vey
>>67500449
t. reddit
