Games this weekend:
Highlanders v Crusaders
Rebels v Brumbies
Hurricanes v Reds
Waratahs v Bulls
Sunwolves v stormers
Cheetahs v Kings
Lions v Blues
Jaguares v Sharks
rugby.
First for blues championship within 5 years
Highlanders will win the cup
Anyone else feeling that Highlanders v Crusaders is gonna be the decider for the rest of the comp? I genuinely can't see the Chiefs winning it, all of this spaghetti after them getting so far ahead reminds me so much of the canes last year
>>67498224
Sharks are going to win the comp.
>>67498251
>any team outside of NZ winning any time in the next decade
>>67498495
Spoiler Alert: Reds win in 2019
>>67497986
Typical shit Aussie OP
>>67498224
>reminds me of the canes last year
Slowly building up to an unstoppable winning machine then choking in the final?
>>67498722
I literally made it to eliminate the shit that you faggots always complain about. You cunts wanted boring ops so I gave one to you.
>/rug/ general - /rug/ general edition
what a fucking retard
>>67499073
Just add in the dates and times and it would have been 10/10. I mean you are half way there. Apply yourself next time
>>67499116
>rugby union general general - rugby union general general edition
The state of the Aussies education system
>>67499073
The problem, and this has been explained to you before, is that you're trying to be funny.
But you're not funny.
Midweek /rug/ OPs have no meaning.
At all.
Call it /rug/, post a picture of your favourite player and it's done.
Then piss off back to plebbit you seething fucking casual.
>>67499299
That's literally what I did and you faggots still spazzed out about it.
>>67499394
If you are going to do the upcoming matches do it properly
If you are going to name the thread name it something that makes sense
>>67499394
Only the spazzes spazzed m8.
The only threads that matter are Fir and Sat tßh.
>>67499420
We don't really need match info on a Wed though do we. But you're right. if you're going to pretend to be trying, try harder.
Anyway, Blues will not win the championship this year.
>>67499498
I agree
>>67499498
elite rugby knowledge
>>67499477
>pretend to be trying
the entire point is that I was not trying. It was the most low effort OP I could think of.
>>67499591
>most low effort
This is >>67499299
Name: /rug/
Pic: any rugby player at all
Done ez pz
You put in effort and didn't even go all the way. I bet some northerners will make fun of you lad
Well, the Rebels meme is dead.
Looks like its another "Brumbies will get knocked out in the first week of the finals year"
Please find attached hereto sufficiently low effort OP image for this weeks games.
https://sg.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fit-to-post-sports/why-i-play--hitoshi-ono--rugby-005052687.html
>After we beat South Africa, everyone at the Stadium and even the people on the streets congratulated us. The most impressive moment was the moment when I signed my autograph on the South African flag after the game. The South African fans must have been so disappointed after their team lost to us, who were a weaker team, but the fans still congratulated us and this showed how great the rugby culture is in their country. Many of their locals were also at Brighton Hotel, where we stayed and they all congratulated us.
LGTSS
>South Africucks
>>67499770
Hooray! Fuck the Brumbies.
>>67499637
Seriously though, the last /rug/ thread was elegant.
/rug/
picture of iconic wallabies
Sopoaga is now the top first-five-eighth in NZ and Ben Smith is still the best fullback.
Now we go that out of the way, Nina or Edwina lads?
>>67500981
why not both?
>>67500981
what team do they play for?
>>67500981
>choice between a chubby girl who looks like she might be mentally handicapped and a literal solid 7
Think I'll wait til NH /rug/ before I start posting again lads.
>>67501004
The Takapuna Tarts.
>>67501036
Is that a real place? It sounds TOO kiwi.
>>67501048
Yeah it is. It's next to Devonport, or "Devo" as shitspouter calls it when he's pretending to be another person.
>>67501048
before you start, you need to realise that you have a major town unironically called Woolongong.
>>67501186
Firstly, it's Wollongong.
Secondly, it's pronounced the way it looks, rather than with an F at the start for some reason.
Thirdly, how dare you insult the brave native peoples of australia. That's bad mana cuz.
If you are not a Sharks supporter and an occasional dabbler in the results of the Moldovan Rugby Union team, I want you to leave
>>67501028
Nina's holding herself back with her hair and dress desu, just looks like all the rest
>>67501320
Her belts are holding things back as well.
Dane Coles AB captain when?
>>67501739
Never, goatposters mobile ID.
>>67501751
tttcaht (to tell the complete and honest truth) I'm not GES, for one I don't study law ;)
>Parramatta forward Junior Paulo has reportedly breached his NRL contract by playing a game of park rugby union.
>>67501751
>>67501781
stop talking to yourself you complete fucking faggot.
>people IN THIS THREAD actually WATCHED the bachelor
Highlanders > Crusaders
Rebels < Brumbies
Hurricanes > Reds
Waratahs > Bulls
Sunwolves < Stormers
Cheetahs > Kings
Lions ? Blues
Jaguares < Sharks
>>67502023
Loins
>>67501739
This year once Richie McGod's understudy falls flat on his face
>>67501901
I watched a total of 3 episodes
Married at first sight however is a 10/10 show
>>67502023
nah
Crusaders
'bels
Lions
>Loins are 1-3 against NZ teams this year
>the 1 win was @ chiefs
>>67501878
You on absolutely seething watch
>>67502143
>the reds have the best record of all the Australian teams against NZ team
fresh OC in honour of brain cancer awareness month.
>its an anons talk about me behind my back volume
Pathetic. Say it to my face.
Also leave devvo god alone he literally did nothing wrong.
>>67502180
Glad I influenced a panel
t. King of "meme tactics"
>>67502180
>No glasgow guy or ulstermen
NH deserves representation you shitlord
Otherwise good memd
>>67502314
NH got representation in the last 6N edition.
Ulstermen is a fairly new meme.
>>67501878
Stay mad fuckhead
>>67501878
you're doing it wrong.
/nzrug/ should breakaway from /rug/ to be quite honest, the quality of australian and british (except for that one guy) "posting" leaves quite a lot to be desired. Maybe a few years with some lesser opponents might see them be able to step up to our muscular elite level.
>>67499299
>Call it /rug/, post a picture of your favourite player and it's done.
It has to be a picture of le avo man m8 (avos optional)
and if there's no replies in 5 mins samefag it with a post about grilled cheese sandwiches or poo
>>67502345
I've got just the board for you
>>>/int/
>>67502391
Mate if I wanted a comeback I'd kiss your mother.
>>67502345
there's actually only one or three NZ posters who should stick around, the rest are autistic attention seeking namefags
>>67502419
that wasn't a comeback......
>>67502419
Nice preprepared putdown. I'm sure you kill it at open mic nights when you do nothing but recite jimmy Carr bits you fucking pleb.
>>67497986
>making that post in the middle of a work day
Get a job m8.
Midweek /rug/ threads are just an excuse for off topic shitposting
>>67502421
>One or three
Me and GES make it at least 2
Just had an earthquake lads
AMA
>>67502588
how did your mum fall over
>>67502600
>>67502600
That would be impressive 2bh
Fall over and create a 4.7 quake
>>67502421
Thanks m8.
(I assume you're talking about me staying)
>>67502612
>that's quite a slug
>>67502612
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>67502588
Why do you choose to live in the arsehole of New Zealand?
>>67502649
I don't live in Auckland lad
>>67502665
ahahahahahaha no I meant crushedchurch
>>67502669
Chch is better than cuckland imo
Pretty sure the earthquake was just the dying throes of cunterbury rugby. Its time to evacuate the city and relocate the crusaders to bay of plenty.
But for real tho i hope nobody is hurt.
>>67502421
FYI
There are 3 decent Auck lads, self included.
There is one decent Chch lad (prob. original AMS)
There is one decent Welly lad.
Then there's statscunt when he appears, cancer in its purest form. It doesn't matter where he's from (fucking Adelaide ffs) as he has no interest in rugby and is here only to ape Australian /cric/ shitposting. Is also probably namefag I'm a giant faggot or whatever the fuck it is.
As for the namefags shitspouter, jeff and dero we can assume it's all just shitspouter spouting his lame shit. It doesn't really matter who's who, it's all garbage.
Thank you for reading my blog.
Remember to Know Your Stuff.
I thought earthquakes in Christchurch was just a meme.
>>67502773
uh huh. desu other than the namefags i only notice that fella who makes statements about the game. probably autistic, but good lad.
out of the aussie rugulars, there's me, michael hooper's bullying victim, the juan imhoff fella who porked loads of chicks in argie, gentleben the ripper, rebelsfag and the other reds supporter who has no personality, and also the blues fag living here
dunno why any cunts complaining, the only inner rug cancer comes from the kiwi namefags
>>67502784
>>67502784
Nah mate half the city was legitimately destroyed by earthquakes
Here is the recent one http://www.geonet.org.nz/quakes/region/canterbury/2016p355041
>>67502758
It was a bit tame. Couple of big jolts and a tiny shake. I didn't even flinch 2bh
>>67502832
>living on a fault line
absolute fucking madmen
>>67502847
Auckland is on active volcanoes
And pretty much every main city is on the fault line other than Hamilton which is on a swamp
>>67502617
I gave ur mum my 4.7 and made her ache.
>>67502817
I thought there were two of you.
It all blends together.
>>67502817
>mfw four of them are my alter egos
>>67502875
carn look at the superbru, clearly at least six of us
>>67502890
>>67502890
>alter egos
That's not how you are meant to think about your multiple personality disorders
>>67502897
Thanks for loaning me a face lad.
>>67502899
Argie lad says go fuck yourself.
>>67502863
>small dick Aussies confirmed
Anyone else following the cucksketball? Steven Adams is becoming a legit superstar and is putting up big numbers.
>>67502891
grandpersis is a kiwi
>>67502917
Just wait until he gets rekt by Bogut next round la
>>67502947
Maybe if poogut actually gets on the court qeq.
Adams killed and buried fatty mills today.
>>67502917
>almost 10 minutes since this post
>no squeaky shoe haka
I think it's time to end /rug/ lads. The experiment has failed. The namefags have won. We can't have any good communities.
>>67502817
>reds supporter who has no personality
>>67502917
>Australia could have won Silver at the Olympics but the coach is a Mickey Arthur-tier fuckwit and Ben Simmons and Maker pulled out of the Olympic squad
J U S T
U
S
T
Hopefully >we can still meme a silver or bronze
just accidentally sucked on a spoon I used to prepare a marinade and stirred it through with raw chicken. Am I going to die lads?
>>67502983
I hope so sis
>>67502983
force a vomit to be sure
>>67502983
kys to be safe.
>>67502983
Enjoy your diarrhea faam
Found Daniel.
Just reading the news paper before bed
Good ole JK got kicked out of parliament today for being a bad boy
>>67503035
Why was John Kirwan in parliament?
>>67503026
da fuck is wrong with black 'people'
>>67503035
What was JK Rowling doing in parliament?
>>67503035
John Kennedy is dead mate.
>>67503062
niggers gon nig, nigga.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/new-zealand-rugby-union-bans-player-for-six-years-for-using-and-trafficking-steroids/news-story/8de4d3b7726488ef7760d563eb76768d
>New Zealand on RWC medals about to be stripped watch
>>67502941
then why is he a tahs supporter then? huh? huh? answer that
protip: you can't
>>67502963
yeah soz, meant to say "no discernible personality" but felt that discernible was too gay a word to say
>>67503125
Not funny you prick. Get the fuck out of here.
>>67503125
Who did this? Was it Lomu?
>>67503195
my resources in Auckland say it was Fekitoa
>>67503221
>original post never stipulated raping women
Ok, you win this round.
>>67502856
>wellington and christchurch are on ring of fire fault lines
>auckland is surrounded by volcanos
>the central north island is literally a super volcano
what sort of natural disaster you want pham?
>>67503254
Apparently ruapehu hazard risk has been increased today lmao
>>67503254
Is that why so many kiwis escape New Zealand?
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/rugby-has-significant-opportunity-to-trump-rugby-league-in-battle-for-teenage-talent/news-story/1f9ffcdb13face47b12c962af0142612
>>67503134
Violation was back in 2013, and the lad was 21 at the time and had never gone further than a club side. Keep clutching at those straws though familia!
>>67503125
This isn't /13's/ fella.
>>67502059
Its pretty lit. id rather chill on a friday night though and watch Bill and Ben. I miss Pulp Sport :_(
>>67503357
Is that you Joey Johns?
As an aside - this thread from 2005 has league fans condoning rape - http://www.talkingfooty.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=868
>>67503221
Man, i hope not Really look up to that guy.
>>67503394
see pic in >>67502897
>>67503394
Forcefully inserting your penis into a vagina/ass/mouth without the man/womans consent. Fucking Disgusting mate. Grow up cuck
>>67503331
aru sorting out the high school to pro transition would put poo peeland on pooicide watch
>>67503450
You need to stop smoking ice and staying up for three days spouting whatever thought comes into your head. Give 1300 85 85 84 a ring mate, they're 24hrs.
>>67503469
sign for the BroncGODs instead
>>67503504
Based walksis
Jesse Mogg's wiki image looks like a JUST Brandon Fraser
>>67503125
>admitting to crimes on 4chan
Enjoy getting a visit from the AFP you stupid fuck
make his eyes redder
>>67503502
Seething with help for my fellow man whom has lost his way in life. I am a shepherd and /rug/ is my flock.
>>67503566
>le fedora xd
Police actively monitor 4chan, you can get prosecuted for the shit you say here
Well it's time to stand up.
>>67503579
Calm down lad, my meme licence expired last week.
>>67503605
>fedora
Any more buzzwords lad
>>67503615
>torrenting
Expect a visit from the AFP. Don't you know the police actively monitor 4chan?
I want /13s/ to leave
>>67503652
I wonder if that gook even understands sports, let alone different codes in rugby.
>>67503663
Disclaimer: Hiro hasn't commented on anything /rug/ related
>>67502180
Thanks for the stirring tribute lad
>>67503243
how was it?
>>67503727
Drinking milo and sleeping aren't mutually exclusive activities sis
Serious rugby discussion time
http://www.strawpoll.me/10183449
I prefer cold milos
>>67503755
This tttt
>>67503754
ed getting fucking btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEamVc09yQo
>>67503755
I gotta get the milo wet with a little bit of hot water then fill with 90% milk. Dont like it too chunky.
>>67503770
Do they have milo in NZ? I just assumed you would have some off brand bullshit like marmite.
I used to fuck a thick kiwi girl and she had marmite at her house instead of vegemite. It was very upsetting.
>>67503789
Execute old people
>>67503795
I gotta get your mum wet with a little bit of hot water then fill with 90% milk. Dont like it too chunky.
>>67503795
i remember learning that shit for Suzy's World
rugger. right lads?
>>67503806
Dude every single thing you think is "australian" is also here. To add to that, they advertise weet bix and milo and all that shit as being "for kiwi kids" in the exact same way they do in aus. I remember when I was a kid my australian second cousins were visibly shocked to see that weet bix weren't just an australian thing.
>>67503816
I was the producer for suzys world. It was my part time job while I was in primary school.
>>67503841
>Argentina
>>67503826
just accept your statehood faggot
>>67503778
That's because she's objectively inferior. If you think Nina isn't GOAT you either haven't looked at enough pics of the two of them or you are immune to extreme doses of qt and may as well be braindead.
>>67503852
>GOAT
she's the lesser of two evils at best.
How old are these girls anyway? 19?
IS there anty country in the world that league isn't solely watched by working class subhumans?
>>67503859
Nina is 20
>>67503859
>19
lol, enjoy your dried up sandpaper roasties
>>67503869
ok thankyou
>>67503864
gentle ben is a world class lawyer and a huge league fan
>>67503918
>video literally starts with her being dropped off by her mum
>>67499770
If the Rebels beat Brumbies (it's in Melbourne) they could still top the table.
Waratahs are fucked though
>Crusaders, Chiefs, Hurricanes, Blues
Stand up for the favourable bounce man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbMQh8Xwmxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pfrbVoKs04
>>67504554
fuckken top effort from dagg kek
>>67502832
>Alpine fault
Bit far from home desu
>>67504659
do they actually sell deep fat fried mars bars in scotland or is that a meme? I've heard they taste surprsingly nice too
>>67504740
please tell me you're memeing us
>>67504768
How did the love affair with deep frying even come about?
>>67504768
>>67504717
Fucking hell Scotland, get it together
>>67504786
Don't tell me you wouldn't turn these down.
>>67504784
No clue actually. I think the Deep Fried Mars Bar probably started it and it caught on from there. It is generally a bit of a meme though, it's not like every chipper does this sort of thing.
>>67504852
Sorry lad, writing English is difficult
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 1m
BREAKING NEWS: Harlequins forward Seb Adeniran-Olule has died in a road traffic accident aged 20.
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/730405675713462274
>>67505010
Shit. Poor guy
Are all Seff Efrikans wife beaters?
Who is the best full back in the world at the minute?
>>67507070
husbendo forever and always
>>67507070
Jared Payne :^)
>>67507070
memer morgan
>>67507647
Goromaru is that you?
>>67504676
We have deep fried chocolate bars at the fish n chip shops here too. Some places even roll them in cinnamon sugar
Shit literally takes a year or two off your life
>>67503918
>You're walking back to your car when suddenly these girls block your path, aggressively dance towards you and call you a faggot.
>What do you do?
I report the post.
I like to skim through the overnight /rug/ while I have my coffee in the morning.
>there are poms who unironically complain about the quality of SH posting
>>67509676
This I can get behind tßh.
Daily /rug/minder:
>cuck
not funny, never has been
>back 2 leddit
not funny, never has been
>what did he mean by this
not funny, never has been
>LE FUGG XDXD
not funny, never has been
>poo
what are you, fucking 12?
>>67509933
Does your mum count, son?
Threadly reminder that Scott is the one true Barrett
Memest player that ever memed
Poor mans Gio Aplon, underrated
>>67510319
hahahaha excellent. Well done.
Shitposting and stale memery isn't fun, you're confused.
>>67510443
Neither is nazi levels of rule enforcement
>>67510513
You sound like shitspouter.
>>67510828
He's a good lad, I'm subscribed to his posts.
>>67510896
Then we have nothing more to say to each other.
Tony Cozier just died lads :/
>>67512139
Who?
>>67512299
Tony cozier.
He's the final evolution of tony cozy.
>>67512611
>still literally who
That was zero help to explaining who he is mate
http://www.theedge.co.nz/Jordan-just-released-a-statement-on-his-BREAK-UP-with-Fleur/tabid/102/articleID/45455/Default.aspx
kek
KEK
Fleurfags on suicide watch
>>67512710
>the edge
>>67512778
>not listening to based, elite and muscular popular radio
I think it is YOU who has "the edge" there sis
>>67512847
>this false superiority complex
Oh no! Hauraki isn't frequented by 16 year old girls that work part time while at high school! No no no no NO! Because I listen to it! It CAN'T be!
>>67512913
>superiority
Different strokes mate.
The 16 year old girl thing is my experience while I was working part time at school and observation while walking through malls and the like.
>>67513045
Serious question, why do you take everything so seriously? You're unironically responding to shitspouter in serious tones
>Walking to work
>reading all this kiwi /rug/ nonsense
Well. See you all tomorrow arvo the.
>>67513045
Nobody fucking cares about your experience cuck
>>67513594
hows the weather?
>>67513675
thats lovely weather, our humidity is starting to break through, god help us.
>>67513696
First "cold" day of the year.
>>67513763
silly desert dweller, thats not cold, that temperature is why we look forward towards spring and fall.
>>67513561
I think you and I have different definitions of serious mate. But interpretation of tone is pretty hard through text
>>67513920
kek, thats ridiculous.
Year round we go from the lowest temps around -12C to the highest temps around 37C, butt swamp is the worst.
>>67513920
It was a rosy 20 degrees in Ireland that's about as good as it gets.
http://www.allblacks.com/News/29157
>Julian Savea, Jane, Vito, Ardie Savea, and reserve prop Chris Eves, were not considered for selection against the Reds after breaking the team’s self-imposed curfew.
Hurricanes on NRL kiwis watch
>>67517134
Basically saying "these guys did a bad thing but also we're playing the Reds this weekend so we'll give them a rest"
>>67517206
>canes lose to the reds
imagine
>>67517371
It's not like the players stood down aren't key players. There presence will be missed but it should still be a win
>>67517371
If the Reds win they would have the best record of all non-NZ teams against NZ teams.
Fuck lads, Tony Cozier LITERALLY committed suicide :(
>>67518225
Really? Link brah
>>67518483
http://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/36254041
>>67503844
Chilly bin was invented by a kiwi m9.
>>67503844
Kiwis love Hot pools, rugby balls, McDonalds, Snapper Schools, World Peace, Woolly Fleece, Ronald and raising beasts, Chilly bins, Cricket Wins, Fast skis, Golf Tees, Silver ferns, Kauri trees, Kiwi Burger love one please.............
Cause We love All blacks, Thermal daks, Egg & Cheese, Walking tracks, Beef Pattie, Marching girls, tomato, lettuce and paua shells, gumboots, ponga shoots, floopy hats, Kiwifruits, beetroot, buzzy bees, moggy cats, cabbage trees, onions, kakapos, kiaoras, cheerios, jandels, sandals, katchup, coromandels, swanndris,butterflies, mustard, fishing flies, hokey pokey, Maori haka, Kiwi burger THAT OUR TUCKER!!!"
>>67503806
is vegemite something someone has to be born with to like? I really did not care for it when i tried it.
>>67519878
Yes.
![dsc_0140[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kQFUxyg.jpg "dsc_0140[1].jpg")
>>67519931
Makes sense, we really do not have much food like that from where I am from. Most of our food is well received that is considered local creations.
>>67519878
One is the crims version of the original
>>67517445
>>67517371
the reds side is crippled too though
Queensland Reds side to play Hurricanes
7:35pm (local), Westpac Stadium, Wellington
1. James Slipper (C)
2. Andrew Ready
3. Greg Holmes
4. Ben Matwijow
5. Rob Simmons (100th Queensland/Super Rugby cap)
6. Hendrik Tui
7. Liam Gill
8. Curtis Browning
9. Nick Frisby
10. Jake McIntyre
11. Eto Nabuli
12. Anthony Fainga’a
13. Campbell Magnay
14. Chris Feauai-Sautia
15. Ayumu Goromaru
16. Matt Mafi
17. Sef Fa’agase
18. Sam Talakai
19. Cadeyrn Neville
20. Michael Gunn
21. James Tuttle
22. Duncan Paia’aua
23. Junior Laloifi
GOOOO Chiefs xD
>>67521196
It's a bye week mate. Come back in 8 days
>>67521557
Ok sure lad, I'll unironically start watching your sport
Reminder that if you unironically prefer edwina you are a raging edgelord who is picking a 7/10 over one of the most attractive people in the universe.
>half the posts in the thread are gone
rugby lads
>>67522293
Seemingly at random too. They're posts about the weather and they've just sort of randomly been deleted.
>>67522345
>someone made an nrl thread with /rug/ in the subject
>someone got buttmad and reported it
>now the janitor is squatting in both threads
>>67522409
Why are you implying all of this?
Am I being memed?
