SF
Span, CF
Panik, 2B
Posey, C
Pence, RF
Belt, 1B
Duffy, M, 3B
Parker, J, LF
Tomlinson, SS
Cain, M, P
TOR
Pillar, CF
Donaldson, 3B
Bautista, RF
Encarnacion, 1B
Saunders, LF
Tulowitzki, SS
Martin, R, C
Goins, 2B
Happ, P
need more inter-league play tbqh w/ you buck
>risp
>>67496487
fuck the nl
Ya cause I can't get enough of pitchers doing absolutely nothing at the plate
Toronto RISP Jays
blue gays
lol
>bautista struggling
>pillar back to being shit in leadoff
>3 guys hitting under .200
>half the team striking out over 25% of the time
>bullpen a dumpster fire
All teams should use the matte helmets tbqhwy
>>67496210
>inb4 he remembers how to hit today
>>67496810
>struck out against 3 straight 90 mph peavy fastballs straight down the middle
his career is over
>>67496645
It's blow gays m8
perfect game still intact
>>67496847
>Canadian team
>actually a alternate reality
>cain throws shutout?
>>67496938
against this shit offense most likely yeah
DINGER!!!!!!
>>67496210
wow
>>67496985
what actually happened in his injuries last season i was glad he left the west and then he got hurt and it was all over
>Called it....
Buck is the best
>Tulo got a hit
GOD DAMMIT CAIN CANT YOU EVEN GO 4 INNINGS ANYMORE
>>67496847
>(You)
Russell "Strikeout" Martin
>memetin strikes out
well at least some things never change
Did ra dickey just do some coke
>>67497165
it has nothing to do with physical injury
hes not recognizing pitches(inb4 muh dinger) hes letting fastballs go right by without flinching, he gets behind the count literally 100% of the time, pitchers are throwing him a first pitch strike almost 70% of the time and he panics and starts swinging on garbage breaking balls off the plate, and when he does get lucky and makes contact it barely dribbles to edge of the infield
he needs to use a lighter bat or change his mechanics or something
>not going for a triple there
inb4 happ dinger
>tfw Juan Francisco would be better than half of the current Jays batters
>>67497320
TRIGGERED
>>67497308
his eye is fucked, his swing is great but his perception at the plate is not what it used to be
I was trying to think he was just super cold for a long time but it actually does look like he's had part of his game rocked
How long till Cain implodes?
reminder we will give this lead right back soon and wont get another run in the game
>>67497388
I give him till 2 outs in the 3rd
>>67497388
>against this offense
how many fucking times do i have to tell you assholes
cain will give you a quality start with probably 7-10 strikeouts, hes already at 4 with 2 fucking innings pitched
>>67497398
>we
you're not out there playing buddy
Is Happ elite?
>>67497478
Implying he won't hit better than half the lineup
>hit leadoff
>be shit
>move back to bottom of lineup
>literally cant stop hitting doubles
>move back to leadoff
>shit
>>67497753
I question why they made the switch again. Kevin is awful in the leadoff spot.....
they gonna build a statue of bonds someday? what is the sentiment toward him at the park? does his shredded spectre loom over AT&T Park?
>tfw if Happ was pitching for the Giants he would have 9 strikeouts against the Jays already
lel fuck you Tomlinson
nl'ers I swear
>>67497912
Kek
Rekt himself
>tfw some greasy-haired weasely ass NLer drag bunts on you and reaches base
>one of the best starting rotations in the league this season
>offense that had a +200 run differential decides to shit themselves for over a month
>last year couldnt win games despite averaging 6 runs a game
this is why real jays fans hate this fucking team
>>67498044
they're .500. stop being a spoiled entitled faggot and acting like they're the braves
>>67498080
we would literally have 25 wins if the bullpen was league average and offense was even 3/4 as good as last season
>>67498080
>entitled
why are you using this word unironically?
>>67498044
>tfw I've been falling for it since Delgado, Cruz Jr, and homer.
They can't keep getting away with it
>3-0
>literally stares down 3 straight fastballs with no swing
C A R E E R
O
V
E
R
>>67498003
tomlinson literally can't stop memeing
>matt cain has 6 strikeouts in 4 innings
i fucking told you gintsfags and you still underestimate how shit this team is
>>67498167
Rogers Telecommunications
>>67498219
its not the end of the 4th yet. Just wait
Gibby looks like he's praying for death
Saunders has been a huge meme.
>Giants in charge of baserunning
>Saunders
>that dp
can we move goyims to left field once travis comes back to play 2b?
his arm is good enough
>that dp
>Avg .161
>>67498454
>40+% strikeout rate
>>67498454
I hate this faggot
>tfw martshit strikes out so fast you miss it
>>67498454
he looks so weird now
>>67498454
isn't the Mendoza line a thing? How is he still on the team?
>>67498501
Catchers who can gun people down at second get leeway but damn he's hitting badly.
I'm gonna need a whole Saunders folder soon
The blow gays are making matt cain look like a cy young front runner
>>67498553
how is he so fucking shit, its almost unbelievable
>>67498553
Finally get a good start from Cain
No offense
Here's that DP
>Happ is going to lose this game
top kek
fuck this team so much who gives up the game winning homerun, floyd? chavez?
>>67498604
he used to be
>>67498736
>good start
i cant wait till he and peavy give up 8 runs each in 3 innings against the dbacks so you faggots finally realize and rightfully acknowledge how shit this blow gays offense is
>>67498742
based thanks
>>67498742
sex
Funny how Blue Jays games are deemed perfect spots for hard liquor advertising, along with Curling and Bowling.
take some pitches you worthless piece of shit just fuck off back to the bottom of the lineup
happ a goat
cain finally pitching decently and the giants can't hit the ball with a tennis racket
fucking jeez
Jose is barely hitting .200
literally every time it cuts back to the park
>guy grilling shit on a boat
>some fancy ass pillar restaurant
>beautiful bay
>some assholes selling chocolate out of a streetcar AT the park
>delorean sailing off into the darkness
is AT&T park some sort of wonderland
Pat and Buck just SHUT UP.
>with the way cain is pitching it makes no sense that he's winless
Lmao pat you're at it again!
>>67498916
yes
>night game with the fog rolling in
>singing Lights during the 7th inning stretch
seagull attacks
>cain is going to pitch a complete game
hahaha i mean what the fuck can you even say, this offense is fucking dead and i genuinely hope we lose this
Those seats in front of the rail car looked really comfy.
>the slow agonizing feeling that the bullpen will blow it
hold me
>>67498793
Explain to me how 1 run through 5 innings isn't a good start
I want to like you Canadians but you really say some dumb shit sometimes
>>67498948
im struggling to find a good reason not to live in cali
>>67498962
*6 innings
Now
>>67498957
what game are you watching where it looks like >we can hit?
>>67498999
The drivers and anti fun car laws
>>67498962
because this shit offense makes mediocre shitters look like cy young contenders, how is that hard for you to understand? fucking ross stripling had 5 or 6 hitless innings, we are 27th in the league in batting average, we have 3 or 4 guys striking out 30+% of the time and hitting under .200
i cant fucking wait till the next peavy and cain start for them to get fucking shelled
>>67499007
Have you seen the dumpster fire that is this bullpen? A retard could hit off these idiots.
>>67498999
expensive as fuck
we dont get rain
hot
no really, what is rain?
>>67499028
K...but it's still a good start regardless
>>67498962
>not understanding the jays bullpen
patience, also jays won't score again
vogey should retire and join affeldt
>Happ exploding
>Setting it up for the bullpen to blow it
>retarded gintsfags are going to be suprised and excited after they take the lead as if it wasnt a guaranteed outcome
>>67499054
hot is good fuck cold
who needs rain really, if its rarer it makes it actually special instead of just depressing
expensive is bad but it can't be much worse than fucking toronto
rain is mostly stupid
>>67499018
yeah they must be so much more hyper about all the hippie shit like here, that is a problem
This lawyer ball stuff upsets me.
DP
P
spans a fucking bust
>J.A. "Double Play" Happ
>>67499089
>>Happ exploding
not yet
>gints basememing again
lel nice bunt queefs, sure glad the pitcher hits
>1 run game
HA HA, TIME FOR RISP'S
We blew it
That was our chance
No offense for us tonight
inb4 another 1-2-3 inning where cain doesnt even throw a dozen pitches
>>67499173
Get fricked nuckcuck
>>67499180
your team is literally going to face the jays bullpen you moron
kys
god damn please take to that ballpark
>>67496140
>matt cain
>in the 7th inning
have i died and gone to "heaven"
>>67499136
>expensive is bad but it can't be much worse than fucking toronto
gentrification and Silicon valley is causing rent to skyrocket. Not to mention the cost of living just for food and utilities
>>67499224
purgatory because the offense can't hit worth shit
M-maybe Rogers will upgrade the Rogers Centre, r-right guys?
>>67499209
>fricked
thanks anon, I needed that
>>67499233
It can't be worse than Vancouver or Toronto.
>matt cain is having a coming out party
>in san fagsisco
cant make this shit up
this is the perfect setup for a bluejays meltdown loss
sauuunnderrrrrrsssssss
we wont score here btw
>>67499210
Nigger, please
I've been a Giants fan for too long to have hope for our offense. I'll let you in on a little secret okay? Our team's success is based on pitching and breaks going our way. When they don't, we lose. We're an overachieving team while the Dodgers are an underperforming team. Our offense has stretches where it looks ridiculously and embarrassingly bad sometimes and there's nothing we can do about it
>even EE would've made that an inside the park homerun
>>67499253
are you retarded? it's way worse down there
d-did buck just say dodgers infield?
aaaaand it begins
SWING MOTHERFUCKER SWING!!!!!
>>67499285
Ok yeah in SF itself is this true.
Hey, Tulo did a thing!
bullpens still going to blow it though
also
>actually watching a martin at bat with 2 outs
LITERALLY EVERY TIME
Russell "STRIKEOUT" Martin
>>67499338
Are you a wizard?
>the state of russell martin
>floyd and osuna probably wont pitch tonight
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
enjoy your win tonight and false hope for cain and peavy gintsfags
>>67499387
pal you need to relax and get some timbits or something canafriend
get some god damn runs for matt cain. if he gets another life his career is effectively over
There's no way that first pitch was a strike to Posey
why are jays fans on sp so cynical and shitty
>>67499421
loss*
>>67499436
years of misery and suffering. Is this your first jays season?
>>67499436
its just the one really sad faggot desu
>>67499436
we've been fans of this team for more than the last 12 months
>>67499436
They're too modest
They don't understand baseball
>>67499467
Rekt based anon
I'm surprised Gogo didn't get spooked byBautista again on that one
complete game for happ?
This offense is dead.
>>67499467
>>67499557
>>67499488
wow this samefagging though
>complete lack of offense
At least the game will end early if it stays like this
>>67499579
kek whatever you want to believe
>>67499579
nerp
>tfw no offense
at least cain was good
christ almighty, cain
the fucking pitcher gets a hit?
HAPPening
>>67499581
>literally irritated that your winning
Is this how you AL faggots all think?
>Happ batting better than 50% of the Blue Jays team
>happ officially a better hitter than martin
please tell me the dh will start hitting for him when the jays come back come
>>67497501
could be a cy young candidate the way hes been pitching
lel he can hit too
>FUCK
What did Pillar mean by this?
EBIN CATCH
this is why pillar shouldnt be leadoff
donaldson will step to the plate with minimum 1 out every single at bat because pillar is trying to hit a fucking dinger every pitch
he almost did it again
>tfw no qt dolan dinger
>>67499616
you're dumber than you look
>robbing donny
ur ded span
did cain call donaldson a fuckin piece of shit
Are we over the "JA Crapp" meme now?
He is clearly the ace on the team atm pretty happ-y for him tbqh always liked him
>>67499689
Thanks mang
That means a lot to me
>Matt Cain
>8 IP
>2 ER
What year is it?
Cain looked good tonight. Too bad the Giants offense has gone into the shadow relm with no return.
>>67499742
Welcome back to 2012
STOP GROUNDING OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67499762
>another ws
yes please
ruh roh
AYY LMAO
Ruh-roh.
Tulo looking like Reyes today
>le i hate san francisco man
span has quietly been mediocre
its been a while since a starter actually lost a game for the Jays
even if Happ loses this he's been excellent and I am hype if he gets a playoff start someday
>tulo
how many more games until the world series
what the literal fuck is he doing?
dont pretend like you didnt know this was coming you idiots
>>67499817
>tulo
damn. that nigga never makes mistakes like that
> finally something happens
I'm unironicly not mad at 2lo
>>67499827
got too greedy and tried a double play that was impossible to do
>>67499616
AL > NL (faggots)
Here comes the strikeout to beat the dead horse that is the Giants offense.
That was a bit of a gift.
>>67499853
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
If happ gets out of this with no damage I will be impressed.
fuck ye happ
attaboy brown
you strand those runners
Let Happy finish this one.
>>67499853
kek
>>67499869
fuckin halfbreeds
SPAN IS FUCKING GARBAGE
Happ>price
BASED HAPP HES THE ACE FUCK THE MANLET
BASED
HAPP
FUCKING GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH USELESS FUCKING BATS
>Tulo
>>67499889
yo manlet v madbum tomorrow
>>67499869
kek
ok fine, FINE I admit that the gints offense is as hateable as the jays
>this game has been an immovable object vs. another immovable object
plenty of ifs but I think Happ has the best chance to pitch a nono this year
do they let happ finish?
I WANTED EVEN YEAR MAGIC NOT A SUB .500 SHITWRECK REEEEEEEEE
>>67499936
i dont see why not, he deserves a chance
>>67499942
meme magic wont kick in untill all star break m8
>herky jerky
>>67499942
All things must pass my friend :/
Just hope for the best. Nights like these give me late 00's flashbacks though and I don't like it one bit
>tfw have happ for fantasy tonight
$$$
>>67499948
he will blow it though and everyone will blame gibby for it
>jints
>>67499998
looks like gibby would rather they blame him for osuna blowing the save instead
>Tulo
the redemption
>>67500006
What's the fluke though?
TULO
U
L
O
fuck you, law
>>67500038
how the fuck?
are you a wizard?
Meh, they had this game at 1-0.
I N S U R A N C E
thanks San Fran for waking Tulo up
>>67500006
seriously how did you even let him get that fat
EVEN MARTIN GOT AN RBI SINGLE, WUT IS DIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67496210
HE'S DOING IT HE'S REALLY DOING IT
really
I mean, really
Cain did better than you have in jsut one fucking inning
GIBBY YOU BETTER SEND OSUNAS SPIC ASS OUT ON THAT MOUND YOU DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL THE SHITTERS IN THE PEN CAN AND WILL GIVE UP MULTIPLE RUNS WITHOUT GETTING AN OUT
maybe tulo is only as good as he is close to the west coast
yfw walkoff grand slam in the world series
>>67500114
He's from the Bay Area dontcha know?
russtache is goat
>>67500135
They're back lads
>Late inning runs
are you kidding?
>>67500147
No i want a happ CGSO
Good game Blue Jays
FUCK YOU BOCHY WHY ARE YOU SO COMPETENT FUCKING CUNT I HATE YOU
FUCK OFF TULO
>>67500181
long inning
hes getting cold
>>67500199
His feet hurt
So the lesson here folks, is put your names on your jerseys.
IT'S NOT FAIR
t-time for the 5 run ra-
aw who am I kidding
>blow gays somehow scoring runs after the 7th inning
what the FUCK is going on why is a pitcher with a shutout getting run support, why does tulo have multiple hits WHAT IS THIS
>letting happ pitch 9
gibby it seems has an iq over 90
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