UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>The Zuffa era is soon to end
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
>Bigfoot BTFOs Brazil
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-16-second-tko-loss-bigfoot-silva-challenges-detractors-in-social-media-rant
>Rothwell on JDS fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/10/11645202/ben-rothwell-says-accepting-junior-dos-santos-fight-was-strategically
>Vitor Belfort: "WE IZ SLAVEZ"
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/10/11650458/vitor-belfort-unsatisfied-ufc-handling-reebok-sponsorship-living-slavery-mma
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
tripfags shouldn't be treated like human beings
negative attention is still attention
>the next UFC president will be a Chinese Dana White
good thread but dont forget to
>last thread
>>67484627
>>67492484
>tripfags shouldn't be treated like human beings
being this easily triggered by nomenclature
7th for Werdum
>>67492566
put your trip back on shitlord
Mother of god that trout was good
>>67492550
Thank you for your service.
>>67492536
what exactly is your point?
can we all agree that if nick and nate are not a persons boys, that person is objectively a bad person?
>>67492784
If a person has no boy, are they still a person?
Their opinions = wgaf
>>67492747
people would take you more seriously if you weren't a tripfag
>>67492784
Nick forfeited his boy status when he choose not to learn how to wrestle or move laterally, and instead just decided to complain about judges after every fight
>>67492825
wtf, can't have UFC without Dana White.
>>67492825
I mean, can you imagine the UFC without Dana at this point ?
I can't desu
>>67492868
ie the gsp fight
because he won against silva and the running man
>>67492825
DANA BTFO GOOFS
>>67492894
>>67492932
give Robing Blacked uncle Dana's job
Who /Canada/ here?
put conor mcgregor as the new dana white
>>67492954
Fuck off, robing
>>67492932
He is going to die eventually.
>>67492974
I got tickets to based Rory at TD Place, I had lake trout for dinner and I went for a walk in a tshirt because it was 13 degrees C today
felt good
Gotta say lads, I love the "@"'s, just so effective and useful
>>67493019
I literally scrolled through hundreds of images and two folders looking for that pic of Rory but had to settle on the other one. Thanks for posting it.
>>67492997
give him Dana's job seriously
>Alright everybody LISTEN UP because this is one announcement you do NOT want to miss, not once in a million years, not once in a billion years!
>This weekend we've got a SPICY banger type of matchup between two elite level, supernaturally talented fighters, the kind you want to dress up and take home to meet your dad, that fuckin goof!
@67493020
completely agree
>i dont think matt brown has one punch ko power
>>67493055
You're welcome bud. I made it because I'm getting it painted on a big canvas to hang beside the heavybag. It's gonna be dope.
>Once ever, in human history!
>>67493086
>>67493066
precision beats power
>>67493060
>This is a fight you CANNOT MISS, YOU CANNOT MISS THIS FIGHT, IT IS NOT AN OPTION
https://youtu.be/_2SE2QDw5MY
>>67493019
>was super excited to go
>remembered I couldn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw6EzXEoY7c
@67493061
It'll become a widespread meme soon enough, at the moment it's mostly used by /heem/sters
>>67493066
>mike 'little white dick' swick
>>67493020
I just ignore those posts. They are guarenteed to be a shitpost.
>>67493167
Aw man. I'm sorry to hear that bud.
It's funnier to just not quote the post you're replying to at all and just assume they will know you're replying to them desu senpai
Yeah that's actually a decent idea too
Like this
lmao I told you bud it's way better
I've done it a few times but it never really caught only, I mostly only do it to take a dig at someone I was bitching with earlier
ive been preaching this for ages now, this is like 2 months old at least
>>67493151
>HOT LAVA, HOT LAVA
>BINGO, BOINGO, BANGO
I would love for him to take Joe's place desu
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15503004/ufc-owners-advanced-talks-sell-promotion
LADS
The thread will be cleaner without all this red, that's for sure
Honestly man, me too. He's actually better than Rogan is at Rogan's job already
ive been saying for a long time that theres a thing as being too cool to reply to random peasants
old news
>LADS LOOK AN ARTICLE THAT'S LITERALLY IN THE OP
lol
We're entering an age of neo posting
No replying ITT only furthering discussion and knowledge
How many of you heem guys actually train/fight?
>>67493334
>>67493307
(Hue)
>When you have school ON A DAMN SATURDAY and you need to wake up at 6:30 am and then last untill (card ending)7-8 am(the next day)
heem will break the meta chains that are holding us back
Not really desu. It's about valuing the (You)conomy we've managed to build up here.
Post some of your best heems lads.
You're a bit late with the news we discussed this last thread Britbong
>>67493344
delet this
>>67493385
strep-free sage is a fucking monster
I just showed my wife the clip of him going HOT LAVA HOT LAVA and she said she thinks he'd be a good replacement for Joe, too.
Bingo, got the casual audience already. Left leaning america loves that weird gay accent
Im a black belt under Sensei George Dillman
My chi was unstable for years and was unable to properly harness its strength before I met the sensei
Im also a Gracie online blue belt
>when a quoting peasant replies to your posts
POST EARLY 2000/90'S HEEMS so we can get ready to return to the golden age since its 100% confirmed the UFC is going to be sold and broken up in the next 5 years and a new superior organization will take its place
>he doesn't have a focused chi
The autism in /heem/ has reached levels i can't even explain
I literaly dont even come here anymore it's so bad
Good job you fucking retards
Based Sage
He's actually got so much time to become a legit GOAT fighter if he sticks to it. Don't know if he will though, or how dedicated he'll be to fightan. Could be a nice champ some day and we'd pretty much see his entire career play out from controversially tapping out to the king.
PVZ is a similar story
>>67493342
>looking at the OP
A decent amount of people tried that the last few days. It resulted in them talking about one of the "articles" listed.
It was the article that was written about Condit "training" for a Nick rematch because he made a joke when he was training.
get the fuck out of here then muhammed god fucking damn
we don't miss you
get out
heem has always been insanely autistic, its called heem ffs, now fuck off
>>67493478
Posts like these are among the most autistic things you can find here.
I still can't believe Tim Boetsch's game plan against Henderson was to bum rush as soon as possible in the first round. I get that the guy is a natural brawler, but you can't just rush in recklessly against a guy like Henderson.
>>67493478
don't you have some neetbux to collect?
>quoting
>2016
I SHIGGY DIGGY
>I don't look at the OP
@67493528
>giving losers (You)s
can you believe pezao did exactly the same shit
Why quote each other when we can quote the great minds of MMA?
Truly quoting has been a mistake
stay up super late before class so you are tired then go home and take a nap right afterward, then you will be set, this is basic shit
I swear the lack of quoting will literally make /heem/ great again
All the retards will be filtered out because they can't follow shit at all, whilst the fightfans will know who's replying to who given the context and their MMA knowledge
Keep posting heems, enjoying these, thanks lads
@67493573
I'm glad he set your animals straight.
New embedded las
https://youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4
post your walkout song friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU
>>67489836
>>67490225
IDGI?
sometimes you guys ignore me out of bitterness but clearly this was a great idea
nobody looks at it bud holy shit get over it
Running directly towards him is always a mistake. Such a rookie mistake to make against such a one dimensional fighter. He deserved it desu senpai
Sweet
>he doesn't walk out to danzig
on a side note are the rumors of Glen Danzig browsing heem true?
Tim Boetsch is a fucking idiot 2bf, got KOed by that over the hill ginger lad
You know, buddy here has a point. It might actually be good for the integrity of the threads overall because fishing for you know what is basically eliminated.
>O video não foi disponibilizado em seu paÃs pelo usuário que fez o upload.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everything else isn't blocked, just these embedded videos
Thanks mate, need to catch up with the first Embedded too
Haven't actually watched a lot of Embedded's recently, last one I really recall was Bisbong/Silva
Lose my (You)
That one was great SIlva couldn't handle Bispbongs banter
https://youtu.be/jItz-uNjoZA
>>67493593
Hola doesn't work for youtube m8 ?
Tim Boetsch vs Josh Samman is a very important fight for the middleweight division
Had to laugh at Bisbong just constantly making limp dick jokes
is that the meme dwarf
>>67492604
>being this butthurt over a feature designed for use on the website we are all currently using
![1462916208548[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/O0M6Ix6.jpg "1462916208548[1].webm")
What don't you get? If you look at the WebM, Dana tries making a smooth move and puts his arm round Gadelha.
Gadelha notices straight away and leans back so he moves his arm off the chair
submitting false reports is against the rules and will result in a ban
dont
he looks a lot like tyrion from game of thrones, but I imagine the video was made before he reached adulthood
not if a bunch of people do it
Canada don't take it too far, hotpockets man will get angry
Posting more sweet heems
Oh yeah that's actually a good idea
>>67492484
Adding to the 'edition'
no it was just autism, someone post the webm of him hugging anderson silva
quote
Maybe she just wanted direct contact with Dana?
Who would want that ?
me
She was leaning back to get herself more comfortable
Do you guys seriously think Dana and the Fritattas dont test out their new female talent? They're Hollywood producer esque in their manipulation and the girls love it because they lack father figures
>>67493815
Will Oliviera ever become FW champ?
I could see him eventually beating Holloway and there is a conceivable way for him to beat Goob in his ground game.
Cyborg and her niece are so cute. I think she's my new girl.
it's not too far dude it's fucking hilarious, it will make heem great again
I doubt she wanted contact with Dana m9
It was more of a sly move from Dana she wasn't supposed to notice, clearly she did so he backed off
calm down adan
Are you actually telling me one of them banged Aisling Daly ?
Poor guy
Every WBW and WSW on the roster?
not using the reply function is the must stupid shit I've ever seen people on 4chan do.
LET'S GO BOY
LET'S GO BOY
I just noticed they lean back at the exact same time
ikr
Vitor's children are pretty cool too
Favourite submissions lads?
I think Guillotines are legit up there for me. They're not necessarily fancy looking but once it's locked in it looks brutal and there's nowhere to go. Try and post Guillotine heems
Probably Sholler, Shelby, or Joe Silva did
A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.
>this is a 10 in ireland
jesus christ that anti-bunda
Guillotines are underrated imo
They can be pretty brutal
Nick the Tooth gets the sloppy seconds
dude serious question because I never looked it up, did that dude actually get neck breakied
>>67493864
well he is very young by UFC standards. I think given time he could be champ one day
kek'd
I like guillotines too
>>67494008
Did you hear Vegan Gains is trying to become an MMA fighter?
>>67493968
as are armbars
clever girl
Leslie Smith looking real qt in this episode
>quoting posts in neo-/heem/
you are the cancer
>All those >>
wtf guys
Get your shit together
Not enough durianposting as of late, thanks for the post, lad, i was worried everyone went keto on us
has vegan gains ever trained before? its gonna be awesome watching him get heemed by some cunts on the gas
>>67494026
i bet he has a glass chin
important question lads
if I can't quote anything how will I link to the new thread
there is no new thread
>>67494059
to really keep out casuals how about we never have a new thread?
just post make it, people will leave once this one maxes out, this solves the early thread making problem too
one of two things
either it's the only quote allowed
or you announce it and people have to find it, which will certainly result in false announcements but that could be funny too
>>67494059
the faggots didn't think of that one
JON JONES
GO CHECK ON HIM
GET SOME FANS
I guess we'll have to allow it in this instance
>>67494050
He recently started taking BJJ and kickboxing classes. It would be great to see him get heemed.
He's training Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu as of right now.
Cant wait to see our boy alongside Nick at the top of WW division
no we don't, just announce that it's made and we'll find it
the new thread can link the old one but you can't link the new one
>>67494099
I don't get why people are saying it was the kick that got him the knock out. It seems pretty clear to me that the kick didn't do much other that shock andre and it was the hook that did all the damage
>>67492484
Predictioncuck should do a "/heem/ predicts the ufc sale"
>Will the Fertitta's sell?
>Who will buy?
>Will Dana stay?
>Will Rogan stay?
>Will the Fertitta's buy the Las Vegas Raiders NFL team?
We can allow last thread linking or you could just @ it
People can find it based on the post number
And if you know shit all about this place you'd know to just search for heem in the catalog or archive. Again, filtering out the retards who are just here to meme.
no just make it when this one maxes out and then everyone goes to the new one
It's really easier with the eyes without all this red
what a stupid post
this so peaceful
>tfw Vitor's wife has a Claudia-tier voice
hnnnnng
vegangains is not our boy
Lads I realised why I don't like Mighty Mouse and why I didn't like Cruz before. There was no adversity in their divisions while they were long reigning champions. The TJ and Cejudo fights were actually compelling match up because they posed a risk on paper.
I don't think I can get hype for Cruz slapping around old man Faber again.
You say shock, I say it's what rocked him.
It got such a clean connection that you can't imagine it not doing a good amount of damage to Andrei
On this day /heem/ became less of a general, less of a thread, and became something more
We've moved towards a parliament, a bastion of fightfans. Is this the same feeling that moved the Ancient Greeks when they assembled in democracy? Who can say?
is everyone in BRzil on PEDs including the women?
that and the fact they are turbomanlets
she's a big girl
>>67494128
>doing extra work because op is lazy
exactly
it's a double whammy on making heem great again
this no reply shit is fucking stupid
for you
dont ruin it ireland
um he always has been. if you'd been paying attention to his career for the past few years you would've known that.
At least Dillashaw was a tough opponent worthy of a rematch down the road assuming he doesnt shit the bed. Cejudo is just another can in the recycling pile that is the FW division.
well that's exactly what he's going to do so prepare yourself for Domination
When was the last time Potatoland didn't ruin something ?
Be realistic m8
>>67494212
you faggots are ruining it with this stupid shit. This is like watching a bunch of people go out in public wearing bras over their shirts and insisting that it isn't retarded, its just new and trendy
At least he has a killer hair cut
What did he mean by this?
UFC 196
BURN
Is Cyborg's niece's mother dead or what ?
I think Cejudo can put up a more competitive performance than he did the first time
He is actually skilled and has the tools to put up a fight against DJ
this
I'm pretty hyped to see Cruz/Faber 3 because Cruz is MY BOY and it's great to see him dance around in there, regardless of who he's facing. I don't mind Faber either. I think it might be closer than you think to be honest.
One thing to note though is that I think it looks pretty stupid when they advertise 199 and the co-main is Fight X Number 3 and the main is Fight Y Number 2. The numbers just make it look a bit off, if I was a casual I'd think these guys just fight each other all the time so there's no point tuning in or some shit
Probably just irresponsible/on drugs.
stop
Dont tell me Cejudo just got a rematch
The more I see him, the more I like Uriah Hall
I think he's becoming mah boy
I think we've finally saved the (You)conomy
uriah hall sucks and is too old to become good now
I dont have a boy myself but a lot of nephews if that makes sense
Im afraid of change, hold me
we've?
come on bud
he's not even that good. all of his wins have been flukes.
my eyes
It seems like this not quoting anyone meme is creating more shitposting in itself than it's solving.
he's is weak mentality, he will play into Anderson's hand
When Silva sings at 8:45 of the Embedded made me think of this so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlkGqbIjvsk
Can you imagine if he had the slightest ability to grapple? MW Wonderboy
Why on earth would Cejudo get a rematch?
i was talking about Cejudo, for the record
I'm not saying he is good, but he seems like a good likeable guy
Wonderboy can't grapple though
because they are out of manlets
because flyweight is so shallow that the winner of the next tuf unironically gets an automatic shot at DJ
How do I get (You)'s? Also
>Conor has no ground game
>he rates Fedor
>he rates Anderson
>I care about what fighters like Jon Jones do outside the cage like a mandrama faggot
>I spam DC dick garbage
Not really Burger. There's a good amount of discussion, maybe you're just paying attention to the shitposts.
It's change, change brings about fear and confusion which you're seeing manifested as shitposting. Let it settle in and /heem/ will return to the good old days
Didn't they cancel that ?
>>67494283
>>67494151
Not very well but at least he isn't hopeless there, not anymore at least
that whole TUF winner title shot thing is so dumb
that division is fucked because he's so good and they're too small to go up
I haven't seen anything that suggests that they cancelled it.
>>67494461
have one on me
holy fuck kill yourself you autistic fucking retard. do you even know who i am?
They cancelled those tryouts
And besides, just think about the kind of shit that people say just to easily farm (You)'s. That's completely gone now.
We don't care about PVZ's every tweet or want to see someone post inane shit who clearly doesn't understand the sport. If they're not getting (You)'s, they're certainly not coming back here
Are you Glen Danzig?
it brings us closer together, you could say
WHO CAN SAY
Mad?
BBQTFO
source?
masterchef brasil about to start yey
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/13/11426140/the-ultimate-fighter-season-24-tryouts-cancelled
(You)
>242 posts
>29 posters
utter fucking spergs
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-out-of-ufc-189--may-need-gall-bladder-surgery-005830365.html
its a shame we have this ugly as fuck argentinian as one of the chefs tho
laters
>Former UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva was forced Tuesday to pull out of his homecoming fight in Curitiba, Brazil, with Uriah Hall because of abdominal pain that may require gall bladder surgery, UFC president Dana White confirmed to Yahoo Sports.
and just like that, a 10/10 card becomes a 7/10
WOW he's ducking Uriah
What? You're not actually telling me the next TUF winner gets a title shot at MM? That sounds stupid as shit
When did this get announced?
Fuck, that's true
calm down friend
Are you actually fucking serious
damn, so who the fuck does mighty mouse face next
superfight vs the winner of cruz/faber imho
>Actual discussion
>hurr durr sperg
Nice post retard. This is literally what /heem/ was like before you joined 189er
that was the fight I was most hype for
>Bisping beat him so bad that he's afraid to fight now
Also, Brown vs Maia to the main card please
Embedded Episode 2 released 50 minutes ago too lol
>Overeem ahead of Stipe in the rankings
Journalists are fucking stupid
And TUF 24 was scrapped for now, no title shot
>it's real
What the FUCK
https://twitter.com/UFCNews/status/730205384787382272
>>67494707
this isn't actual discussion you manlet homosexual
