Medlen vs Tanaka
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Alex Gordon (L) LF
6. Salvador Perez (R) C
7. Omar Infante (R) 2B
8. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
9. Jarrod Dyson (L) RF
Yankees
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
3. Brian McCann (L) C
4. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
5. Dustin Ackley (L) 1B
6. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chase Headley (S) 3B
9. Ben Gamel (L) RF
R O Y A L S
Jays game isn't on until 10 so it looks like I'll be joining you faggots in the meantime. Bring on the memes.
Sup f a m
go mariners
Raul Mondesi is fucking retarded and I hope the royals trade him
>>67491320
Isn't there something to do in Canada while you wait for the game? Some tranny parade or something?
Why is Michael Kay such a massive faggot?
>>67491343
Yeah they need to find a way to get out of that contract.
>>67491313
One (1) AB. One (1) SO. No impact on the overall series.
>>67491313
>samefagged 20 times
Medlen pls
last digit of this post is how many runs the Yankees will score today
>>67491320
Don't you have some fires to be putting out?
>>67491462
last digit is royals
guys whats it like winning a tarnished world series
>>67491462
I don't live anywhere near the fires you heartless bastard.
Yankees o/
>>67491462
who is this semien demon
>>67491480
Royals beat some Canadian team that also had a roider
>>67491473
>3-2
>>67491503
He was framed. How new are you?
>>67491495
Yeah I'm sure she's a Yankees fan now...
>>67491503
but wikipedia says the blue jays didnt win the world series last season
>>67491480
A FUCKING LEAF.
Also muh bat flips man
>>67491515
Framed so Bautista and Donaldson wouldn't get raped by Manfred
Tanaka seems pumped about the game
>>67491541
Bautista has been tested so many fucking times and was clean. Doland I have no idea but I wouldn't be surprised.
>>67491528
>a scrawny DYEL manlet thats never tested positive for PEDs is the same as a guy who actually tested positive for PEDS
dont ever talk to me or my leaf again
I miss when streams weren't restreams.
>>67491406
>>67491415
>caught using clen
Mondesi has been shitposting on /fit/
>>67491541
framed by smoak so he would win the 1B job by default
>>67491561
>implying a guy that hit 40 homeruns and won an MVP award wasnt tested a dozen times during and after the season
literally everyone that hits 35+ in a season is tested multiple times, if fucking colabottle was tested 4 times a season guys like donaldson have at least a gallon of piss in the MLBs storage center
Royals suck
>>67491587
Whizzinator
DIDI
>>67491587
How can Donaldson be so based yet sound like a 17 year old twink? It confuses me.
>KC Monarchs fedora giveaway on Sunday
Why do baseball teams give out fedoras?
>>67491622
He shrinks his balls with roids
>>67491622
probably because hes a low test beta, his facial hair is patchy and sparse as well
>>67491622
Have you guys told Trudeau that a city is on fire?
>>67491640
He clean
>>67491622
Bautista has a non-threatening voice too. It just comes with the game I guess
>>67491645
nothing anyone can do at this point but let it burn out
>>67491622
>>67491654
Ball shrinkage from roids
is this Yankees v. Blue Rays?
>>67491670
But does Trudeau know?!?
>>67491654
my god who is that
>these faggots talking about honey
>>67491678
No, Blow Gays fans are so obsessed with the Royals and Yankees that they decided to chill in our thread.
>>67491671
roids dont do that to your voice
t. every single blatantly roiding bodybuilder in inexistence
>>67491680
Helen Flanagan
>>67491654
Who is this dick dehydrator?
>>67491678
Jays game isn't on until 10 so I decided to watch this game until then
Medlen pls
>>67491683
How dare you insult the warrior
>>67491679
no phone policy in mosques
>>67491691
ROIDS MAKE YOUR DICK LOOK BIGGER CMON
ITS ALL ABOUT THAT DICK TO BALL RATIO, RIGHT BABE?
>>67491704
Fuck west coast games.
>>67491689
im watching the nats tigers and this
inb4 the first Yankee 3 run dinger of the year
lil loooooooooPeeer
>>67491654
Is that a tattoo on the inner thigh?
>>67491728
It fucks with my sleeping schedule hardcore but whatever
Will Beltran belt one?
are the yes network and angels commentators the most underated broadcasting team in baseball?
>>67491745
Disgusting isn't it?
>>67491745
>>67491762
>Tattoos are bad
im getting really uncomfortable with all the runs and the games the red cucks are winning to be perfectly honest with you guys
>>67491762
As long as I get to play with dem tittays I don't care about the tattoo
>this rotation
At least Headley isn't batting in this situation.
>>67491786
A's suck though.
>>67491786
You should more scared of Baltimore to be honest. They have the best player in the league atm in machado
>>67491781
>t. white trash
>>67491797
what happend to ventura
did he go full JUST mode
L A M E
>>67491821
>t. neckbeard with no friends
>>67491830
Ventura was never anything more than a #3 guy though.
>>67491830
He always loses the mental game
offense
>>67491842
>having a neckbeard and no friend is a bad thing
>>67491843
He wasn't an Ace Ventura?
>>67491842
>t. 4k projection system
>>67491866
>tfw neckbeard and friends that you hate
>>67491869
>>67491886
WHAT IS THAT BEAST
>>67491847
he gets rustled really easily, i think he got pissed at trout for literally simply getting a base hit off him last year
Is Jacoby Ellsbury the World's most expensive hospital bill?
>Sal Pairez
Why is Kay such a fucking moron?
>>67491886
why would you chose either of those?
>>67491912
sloth
>>67491914
>literally zero ass
>>67491654
BLACKED
>>67491916
That's not necessarily incorrect pronunciation.
>t. Half Puerto Rican
THANK YOU BASED CHESLOR
>Allowing a dinger to a cuckbert
DINGERS
KEKBERT DID SOMETHING
>>67491917
i hate shaving and i dont want to be a hermit, plus how do you even make new friends in your 20s
Tanaka's honor ;___;
>dyson doing something other than running
What is this
>>67491974
I can smell you from here
>>67492006
no bully
Will the Yankees ever recover from such a heavy blow?
Medlen pls
Medlen likes pitching from behind so he will put the Yankees ahead soon enough
>>67492046
Wew lad
>>67491974
Move out of Canada it seems like.
>>67492046
That your gf?
OFFENSE
>all these hits
>all these runs
must be nice
ROYALS WORKIN THE DUBS
>>67492083
I wish
>>67492133
More of this fluid druid
>>67492133
Would you let your gf go out in public dressed like that?
>>67492149
Why not?
I prefer it when men, especially black men, hit on her and go home with her
Why is Marlins man at the game?
>>67492149
I wouldn't have a problem with it, but her son might not find it appropriate
>>67492167
He's a closet KC fan
>>67492133
fucking damn
>>67492133
Sauce?
>>67492188
Hopefully when the royals are bad again he will go attention whore somewhere else
>>67492203
Yanet Garcia I think
>>67492203
Yanet Garcia
Why are the Royals bad this year?
>>67492222
ur twos are a good reflection of the game
>>67492238
JUST tier rotation, cant into RISP hitting
>>67492238
because they were a meme team
>>67492238
FUCKING STARTING PITCHING AND EVERYBODY FORGOT HOW TO HIT EXCEPT MOOSE AND HOZ
LOL the Stankees STINK
just my opinion tbqh with you Joe
>this kc pitcher having an autistic fit
>>67492238
literally no meme magic
>>67492266
>Being this obsessed
>Implying we won't switch positions in the standings by August
>>67492266
I've been posting cuties, and I'm feeling generous, so here's one that you Bostonians will really like. I heard she can play a mean Third Base as well.
>>67492322
The behemoth could probably hit better than any dinosaur on your team tbqh
YOU CANNOT STOP THE LOCAIN TRAIN
TANAKA WHAT THE FUCK
sodoku time
>>67492322
Quick, give her $85 million to play 3rd base
>>67492266
>sox fans
>talking shit in may
You never learn your lesson, do you? Red Sox always flame out by June
>>67492382
>expecting a team full of manlets to ever learn
>>67492133
do you really wish she was your gf? or do you just wanna fuck her?
Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?
Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.
The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)
>>67492439
new pasta yum
>>67492416
Probably just fuck her, she's probably too slutty for an exclusive relationship
>>67492456
I don't think it's new
Lorenzo why were you joggin to the ball god dammit
>>67492439
>Not giving your girlfriend a cheeky stranglehold
>Rex and Ryan shitting on the fans that throw the ball back
Throwing it back is based af. If I ever catch an opponents hr at the K it's going back
>royals starters have averaged 4 and 2/3 IP the past ten games
>Medlen goes 2
FUCK THIS GAY ROTATION
and we like to say that Girardi burns through the bullpen
>>67492563
isnt that what the elite bullpen is for
Is the Yankees' offense back?
>>67492570
we led the league in bullpen innings pitched last year. its amazing that we won 95 games with that shit
>>67492583
Yeah the royals were planning on two inning starts...
>>67492591
No. I wouldn't say that yet.
>>67492591
Who's this trap?
>>67492665
>Christen Press
>Trap
kill yourself, my man
>>67492632
Are you honestly surprised with that rotation?
>>67492665
Idk but I bet she complains about the wage gap
nice "fielding" there royales
just fuck my shit up senpai
Wew
shieet lookit all dose runs
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAIN WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>67492708
She's not one of the people in that group I don't think. I'm upset that Alex Morgan is apart of that group though.
Good evening, 4chan pals! Hope to see another Yankees win! Hey! I'm learning how to cook! *cheer*
>>67492692
Oh, my apologies. Legit thought it was a trap. Didn't read filename.
>>67492739
Its like he got his ring and now he just wants to go home
>>67492742
What can you make anon
>>67492591
Fool me into thinking we have a good offense, shame on you. Fool me twice, you--uh--you ain't gonna fool me again.
>>67492742
cook deez nuts tbqhwyj
>>67492766
Fry croquets and warm ramen soups. :)
>>67492740
Back when it first became a story, ESPN, for some unknown reason, interviewed klinnsman about the pay differences and how much revenue the women and men produce. Throughout the whole interview he was literally laughing and wondering aloud why they were complaining about something they bargained for.
Basically, klinnsman is based
>>67492826
I've wondered this too. If you want to be paid more, negotiate for a better contract.
I also find it ironic that they are using the same lawyers that defended Ray Rice. So much for muh feminism.
>>67492826
It's funny how quickly that story died when they actually started reporting financial facts.
>>67492918
They're trying to reignite it but it's not really working
>>67492918
Well one of those Comedy Central talk shows (daily show?) tried to bring the bullshit back.
>>67492826
It'd be funny to run those bitches out against the best U-18 boys team in the country and watch them get BTFO. Any decent college-level soccer player would be the GOAT women's soccer player.
>>67492953
Yeah the USWNT routinely loses to the U-21 USMNT
>>67492953
I fucking wish it would happen and be nationally televised
>>67492949
>>67492940
No one seemed to care when ESPN and Fox Sports were running stories about it.
Once people found out the women negotiate their own deal and that the women were trying to compare their World Cup year to a normal men's schedule, their momentum quickly died.
Yankees are doing better by the time! Maybe will be in on the top of East American League in a couple of months! :)
Notice how Mexibro hasn't been here for the Yankees being good? He's our DeAndre.
>>67493017
I'm glad common sense prevailed in this case. I'm tired of the pandering that happens for the sake of people trying to prove they aren't sexist/racist.
was in the shower, how did the yanks score runs 3-5
>>67493017
Facts have never stopped liberals before
>>67493071
elite + risp
>>67493052
but Panama has been
>>67493071
Good hygiene
>>67493071
Medlen pls
>>67493078
>>67493056
I'm still waiting for ESPN's annual story about how there aren't enough black people playing baseball.
>>67493099
So in order to be good, we have to deal with Panama's shit. Fuck this cruel world.
>>67493148
Be nice to Panama.
>>67493135
Here in KC they talk about that shit all the time then start shilling the negro leagues museum
>>67493179
Fuck Panama.
>>67493135
One of ESPN's lesser known writers published one of those articles recently to reach their monthly "call everything racist" quota. Someone commented on it with a graph showing that Baseball's demographics almost perfectly matched America's demographics as opposed to Football and Basketball, and she responded with something along the lines of "but that doesn't make up for slavery"
>>67493148
you mean NC?
>>67493135
There's plenty of black people playing baseball.
They're all Dominican.
Deepest part of the park there. Beltran has been smashing the ball lately. Glad he came around the last two years, I always liked him as a player but he was awful that first year.
>>67493213
Vintage liberal response.
I wish the royals broadcast would stop talking about Mondesi and pretending it was actually cold medicine.
>>67493221
yes
"corn Island"
>>67493213
>she responded with something along the lines of "but that doesn't make up for slavery"
>Kris "Greg Maddux" Medlen
>>67493251
Liberal logic never fails to amuse me. Whenever I say something that goes against my professor's narratives, they always say something along the lines of "that's your white half speaking". They love minorities until said minority disagrees with them.
PLEASE HIT A DINGER
>>67493263
dindu nuffin
he a congested boy
STOP FUCKING BUNTING
Tanaka's honor dwindling ;__;
>the shitty of nippon
Is Tanaka, dare I say it, back?
What in the everloving fuck was that? Complete meatball.
lmao that Chinese pitcher just got rocked
NOW THAT WAS A BIG DONGER
muh dick
>>67493310
you aren't supposed to go against professor's narratives. while professors who do stuff in science/math etc are definitely smart and know their stuff, there is a tendency for ones in politics/sociology to think they are gods and can say things contrary to common sense and at my university it was frowned upon to disagree, which is why I left.
Joe leaving his chink slope gook fuck boyfriend in too long again.
>My feet hurt
>I don't even like this sport anymore
>Did I leave the ricemaker on?
>>67493491
>using a rice cooker
>>67493491
You still going to SB for accounting?
>>67493531
>eating rice
>>67493585
>eating syrup
>>67493581
I got a degree in Eco from Stony in 2011 lol. I go to UCF for accounting now. Probably gonna be in their grad program for it next semester.
>Now we have to score runs against the Royal's bullpen
>>67493620
I don't like maple syrup, hockey, or Molson canadian
>it's a Yankees go full retard on the basepaths episode
Is that what you call baserunning?
>>67493654
But what about poutine?
>>67493670
I hate this episode
>>67493625
I'm fucking a bitch that goes to Stony Brook at the moment. Bit titty Jew bitch that was a "lesbian" when I met her. Needless to say her gf and I don't get along.
>>67493654
>being autistic
>>67493677
everyone loves poutine
>>67493654
opinion on moosehead lager?
The Yankees started losing because I stopped posting qts. Sorry guys.
>>67493625
Yeah I went to undergrad for Econ, but got my Masters in Finance. My brother went to SB and I grew up in Suffolk county
>>67493698
Tons of big titty jews at Stony Brook. My best friend dated one for a few years. Shame about their personalities, though.
>>67493717
Have you seen the weird mommy thread on /hr/?
>red sox are being good again
>>67493717
post more of that one
This Yankees lineup is pretty depressing to be honest
>>67493718
Suffolk County is based. Miss the place, haven't been back since Homecoming 2012.
>>67493754
We're beating up on the A's tbqh with you Joe, it's not that huge an achievement.
まだ投げるかよ
>>67493789
What did Japan mean by this?
>>67493753
I don't go onto /hr/, what's the mommy thread?
>>67493789
Wouldn't that be in the negative?
>まだ投げないかよ
Or am I just dumb?
>>67493753
>mfw that thread