/mlb/ General: HEY, FUCK YOU edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRY4n9oLb8U
KC:Mike Minor (shoulder) ready for rehab games
KC:Royals prospect Mondesi suspended 50 games
CIN:Mesoraco has season-ending shoulder surgery
NYY:Mark Teixeira out Tuesday with neck spasms
NYY:Jacoby Ellsbury (hip) out again Tuesday
NYY:Castro (rib cage) back in Tuesday's lineup
DET:Miguel Cabrera out of starting lineup Tuesday
ARZ:D-Backs sign OF Bourn to minor league deal
BOS:David Ortiz getting the day off Tuesday
PIT:Freese hitting leadoff for Pirates on Tuesday
WAS:Harper facing possible fine or suspension
TB:X-rays negative on Forsythe's shoulder
Mets
M's
1st for dingers
where were you when the Royals championship became tarnished FOREVER?
mets
>cubes
Jake wouldn't do PEDs lay off my man.
>>67488871
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAH
>>67488879
I like how this image depicts 2012 as bad when it was BECAUSE of being shit and tanking that you built up your farm system to have the talent and export that talent to the major leagues that you have now.
>>67488871
LMBO
>>67488871
>>67488882
>Cubs fans reflexively defend Jake Arrieta, even when nobody is accusing him of anything
worried much?
>23-10
>not a fan in sight, the general isn't flooded by shitposting
white sux """"""""" fans""""""" everyone
>>67488871
>>67488871
OH LADDIE THIS IS A TOP POST
@Alden_Gonzalez
Source: Angels have acquired SS Brendan Ryan in a trade.'
holy shit! i was just shitposting about him last night in the thread
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the worst city in baseball history.
>>67488871
right here
>>67488871
How exactly is the championship tarnished? Genuinely curious. All I heard was that a minor league scrub got suspended, not anybody with the big league club.
>>67489093
>the Chavez Ravine Doyers
>>67489029
>being this buttblasted
But why?
>>67488871
LMFAO ROYLELS ON SUICIDE WATCH. I CANT WAIT TO SEE THEM CRY HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67489132
he was the team's top prospect
>>67488871
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who /confy/ here?
>>67489132
Don't you know what /sp/ really stands for yet?
>>67489164
Pretty sure it was major league players, not prospects, that won the championship.
>>67489132
Mondesi played in the world series.
>>67489092
how much playing time will he get bros
>>67489232
Oh, well then just ignore >>67489226
then. I didn't actually know he played in the world series.
>>67488871
>>67488871
TOP FUCKING LEL
>>67489226
found the butthurt Royals fan
>>67489029
What did he mean by this?
>>67488871
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
>>67488871
haha
>>67489292
he's not wrong though
>>67488871
im dying laughing here hahahahahahaha
>10 posters
>13 replies to that one post
"k"
nice samefigging, /mlb/
>10 posters
>38 posts
>>67489392
>implying an implication
>>67489386
>implying implications
The 2015 Kansas City Royals, the World Series "Champions" of baseball*
LEMME GET THEM (You)s FAMPAI
>YFW Arrieta pitches a perfect game during the World Series
>YFW he won't be on the next bust list for PEDs either.
>>67488871
>Johnnie Williams
>born in 1889 in the totally independent Kingdom of Hawaii
>listed as Honolulu, Hawaii, United States
>players like Edwin Jackson are listed as being born in "Germany"
>many actually born in West Germany
>many actually born in (the Kingdom of) Prussia
>all 47 players listed as being born in "Ireland"
>actually born in the United Kingdom
I just realized how retarded this all is. Successor states are such a crazy thing. To what extent should be treated as separate countries? I mean Honolulu and Cork haven't changed locations but the people in charge have, as have the names for the lands within their borders.
If Julius Caesar had a Baseball-Reference page, would it say he was born in Italy? Should it?
Would or should Atahualpa's page say he was born in Ecuador?
>>67489447
There's that ottoman humor again
HOW WILL THE ROYALS EVER RECOVER
>>67488871
lel
>>67488871
>>67489447
who is this whore
@Alden_Gonzalez 6m6 minutes ago
Per @washingnats, Angels acquired Ryan merely for cash considerations.
>>67488871
>>67488871
ROYKEKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!
>>67488871
lmao
>>67488871
holy shit. my sides...
>all this samefagging
>>67488871
HAHAHA THOSE """"""""""FANS""""""""""" WILL BE GONE FOREVER NOW
>>67489527
That humor is fine sexy then.
>>67489726
ALL THIS MAD
>>67488871
HEY
FUCK
YOU
>>67488871
![012516-MLB-Dodgers-Julio-Urias-pi-ssm.vresize.1200.675.high.79[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EvPSDcB.jpg "012516-MLB-Dodgers-Julio-Urias-pi-ssm.vresize.1200.675.high.79[1].jpg")
>2013
>Dodgers debut a 16 year old Mexican kid with a messed up eye in A ball
>2016
>kid is still in the minors at 19
>kid got his eye fixed
As a non-Dodgers fan, my interest in this kid went from 100% to, like, 10%.
Kid could've been the first 18 year old in the NL since the 70s. Could've been the first 17 year old in either league since 1963.
Could've had the goofy eye as his trademark.
Now all he's got going for him is the slightly unusual Mexican nationality.
>>67488871
Kek
When our Bullpen gets good again you are in for a world of hurt MLB
>>67490606
Same
>>67490692
>have elite starting rotation and bullpen
>still cant win because the offense is shit with our best players slumping and 3 starters hitting under .200
>>67490606
tigers been saying that same thing for years
>>67490783
Now the Tigers are just bad. Its actually kind of heartbreaking, they were the best team in baseball for how many years?
>No Astros representation
Well we had a shitty April, but we have a good team and I hope we start playing as well as we should and get back some wins.
I blame Gomez. Gave Carter to the Brewers and he's hitting homers like a champ and Gomez comes over and makes everyone worse. Astros should never take players that play well for the Brewers.
>>67490810
probably going on a good 10 years?
>Mike Trout
>Albert Poopoopeepee
>the city of Los Angeles of Anaheim
>>67490810
Only if you don't count record. Other than that Best Team In Baseball.
>>67490606
Sure, bud
#GoMariners
what a shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4R8nKmse0Q
>>67489238
A lot. Hes one of the best hitters on the angels other than trout
>>67490937
>Mike Na-Poley
every time
>>67491013
>mfw na-poley
>>67490606
>"Will I have to spank him sometimes?" Baker said, according to Wagner. "Maybe."
What did he mean by this?
>>67491218
He clearly wants to tap that ass.
>>67491218
He's been clogging the base paths like a naughty boy
>>67488871
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
LEL
TOP
KEK
royals yankees
>>67491292
>>67491292
>>67491292
>>67491266
Infielders (7)
24 Christian Colon
2 Alcides Escobar
35 Eric Hosmer
27 Raul Mondesi
25 Kendrys Morales
8 Mike Moustakas
18 Ben Zobrist
>27 Raul Mondesi
>>67488871
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A JOKE HAHAHA
>>67491218
>>67491322
I realized my error.
He played in one game. Hardly any impact on the overall series.
TARNISHED
A
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H
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D
I have never seen so much samefagging in one thread
>>67488871
MEME TEAM BTFO
>>67491218
>you will never discipline harper
>>67488871
funniest post of 2016
>>67491427
Its truly autism at its worst
>>67491358
It's just one dude samefagging like crazy.
>>67491427
I have never seen so much mad in one post
>>67491465
Judging by post times I'd say two or three shitposters samefagging instead of one but yeah, it's pretty autistic.
Red Sox vs A's
>>67491600
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>>67491600
how many games is it going to take for dusty to put murphy behind harper in the lineup
zimzams been getting flimflammed
>tfw won 8 of last 10 Diamond Dynasty games
>rain delay in Cincy
>>67491872
>not having a retractable roof
>>67491996
Awesome idea if implemented correctly. Safeco is the only ball park where it is implemented correctly though.
>>67492029
Marlins park too
>>67491872
It's the only way the Reds won't lose.
>brantley kill again
fuck!
memeiners
>bad luck duck
>>67492078
Grady Sizemore 2.0?
>Already two runs on Tanaka
Wew
>>67492080
>the memes are becoming physical objects
the ascension has begun
>>67492080
Is this fake or did you unironically spend real life United States currency on a wojack meme mug?
>>67492080
absolute madman
how much did it cost
>>67492121
pls no!
>>67492043
Nah, it still looks like an indoor stadium with its roof open rather than an actual outdoor stadium. I'm guessing that 9x out of 10 on a sunny day the roof is closed anyway as well.
>>67492130
This is only the beginning
>>67492138
>he doesn't support his team in every way
Stay casual
>>67492143
$20 iirc
>>67492158
What % of the money towards wojak/Pepe mariners cup actually go to the Mariners?
>>67492143
$14
http://www.redbubble.com/people/jamsbrah/works/15796206-mariners-wojack?p=mug&style=standard
i'm gonna buy one eventually
>>67492080
god bless you pizzabro.
>>67492174
$0 but 100% meme magic
>>67492180
y-you too
>>67492174
None, it all went to this spastic from Bothell >>67492175
>>67492174
Absolutely 0
Some memelord on redbubble is hocking this shit (plus other assorted pepe/wojack merchandise) to teenagers and probably making a fucking fortune.
Honestly I wish I thought of it first.
>>67492029
The funny thing about Safeco's roof is that it hardly rains at all in Seattle summers
>>67492080
Imagine the guy at the factory who had to package this thing up.
>>67492158
Why is mariners the only team available for this kind of product.
>just a little butt hurt over here
>>67492220
can he get away with it cuz of parody law or is it gona get shut down eventually?
Cubs vs Padres Game thread
>>67492269
>>67492269
>>67492269
>>67492175
Reminds me of when someone found Kirby porn on the Sears website.
>>67492270
it's redbubble, just go put dank memes on cups yourself
>>67492290
people sell their own mlb team art or merch all the time. have you ever been to a flea market
>>67492270
Oh, you think the memes are your ally? But you merely adopted the memes; we were born in memes, molded by them.
>>67492290
Idk
I wonder if Matt Furie can sue for all the pepe merchandise floating around the internet. I guess not though considering he probably would've done it by now if he could.
>buying a Mariners Wojack instead of a Reds Pepe
>>67492175
hahahah look at the fucking reviews
>>67492381
nevermind i thought the autist guy faked all those himself. they're just for all the products
how come mondesi was suspend for the same amount of games as the jays stoner in the minors for DUDE WEED LMAO
>>67492381
>Bruce Dec 23, 2015
>I ordered 4 different mugs for my adult kids. They have very different personalities so it's hard to find gifts they all like but the mugs did the trick. They all loved them! I highly recommend them!
Lel
Imagine waking up on Christmas morning all excited only to find out your dad got you a fucking wojak meme mug
I hope they at least got a few pepe shirts to go with it
>>67489152
Chavez ravine is a meme name the angels used when they played in dodger stadium their first year before that it was always called Dodger stadium
>>67492509
>"well honey you were saying that you needed a new backpack..."
>>67488871
>>67492554
thanks for the cup dear, just what i wanted
>>67492554
>ask mom for the limited edition gold Pepe fathead
>she got me a Bebe fathead instead
Jesus Christ I ask for ONE fucking thing
>>67492598
Daddy, thank you for this cute birthday present.
it's so chic!
>>67492649
It's the same basic bear, err fathead Homer.
>>67492080
And that is the blandest fucking mug I have ever seen.
2/10 would not drink from.
Hey white sox, that eas fun when you beat the rags yesterday
Please do it again
FUCK!
>pronouncing Rodon as "rode-on" instead of "rode own"
>>67492966
>Not row-doan
>>67492966
isnt it "row don"
why is dae-ho so cool
https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/730191620209938432
wew lad
RIP Athletics
>The Red Sox have scored a combined 25 runs in the last 14 innings against the A's
>there are still 4 inning left in this game
STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD
>>67493576
That cant be right
Oakland had their ace yesterday and their shiny new #2 prospect today
>>67493636
Rich Hill is >our ace tbf
>manaea
He's already been proven to be mediocre at best
>Strasburg’s 2023 salary is $45MM
Is the NL East the strongest division right now?
Most Wins at Turner Field This Season Entering Tuesday
ARI 3
NYM 3
STL 3
LAD 2
WAS 2
BOS 2
Braves 1
>>67493682
>mediocre
We know, he said Oaklands #2 prospect
>>67493790
The Reds will be the best team in baseball in 2 years tbqh with you joe
So now that we know the royals "won" the WS on the back of roids last year, who do we give the ship to?
The mariners?
>>67493924
Astros.
>>67493924
The Mets
Ayyyyyy gosssssssssse lmao
>>67493924
Oh god, imagine the butthurt if there was a rule vacating a WS win if a player who appeared for the winning team got busted for roids within a year
>>67494140
>1 plate appearance
>struck out
would be retarded desu
>>67494140
Would make it like the NFL, where literally 15 of the last 20 years nobody takes the SB winner seriously because of blatant cheating or fixing
>>67494189
Sorry you root for a shitty team
if Nick Ahmed hit .250 and take a few walks he would be an all star
>>67494252
>if x player wasnt so shit, he would be good
>>67494306
HEY FUCK YOU
>>67494252
If leadoff hitters weren't so disrespected, Adam Eaton would be an all star.
>>67494365
he will be if he keeps his performance up
THE CUBS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!
is anyone in the nlwest gonna step up and be good?
>>67494694
we got this f a m
>>67494694
Not until october
>tfw Jean Segura was the steal of the offseason
1 WAR, .341 BA, 135 wRC+
>>67494776
>400 babip
>Bankees
>>67494776
fuck yeah he was
>andrew miller
>>67494776
>le trade dansby swanson to the barves team immediately after drafting him
dave stewart is a good general manager
>tfw no dbacks gf
>>67495099
>tfw dated a girl who was a diehard tardinals fan
needless to say it didn't work out
>>67488748
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Curses at umpires
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>>67495187
>0-20 against matt harvey
>the barves are 1-16 at home
>>67495187
Phils WIN
>7 straight 1-run victories
>10 1-run victories so far this season
I swear, watching sports is going to give me a heart attack.
THE BARVES ARE STILL LOOKING FOR THEIR SECOND HOME VICTORY
IT'S MAY 10TH
>PEDs
>Pee E Dees
>PieE Dees
>PilE Tees
>PilATees
>Pilates
typical Barves fan
K E K
E
K
Angels Cardinals
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>>67495558
>the Kansas Shitty Roylels
>have their championship essentially vacated and lose a doozy on the same day
das hot
How in the fuck was that not blocking the plate.
Also, fuck Matt Williams, Tomás can't fucking run you tard.
>>67495410
I wouldn't worry until your drinking arm starts to tingle
>>67495557
start the party van
>roylels defense
>roylels bullpen
>roylels rotation
>roylels
GOATMINE
O
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M
I
N
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>nast
>roylels
you guys really should have watched this royals yankees game
>like 5 lead changes in 8 innings
>even the yankees offense stops being shit
ITS NOT FAIR
how many royal fans will be left after they finish under .500 again?
>the pansiass shitty goylels
TB-SEA??????
>>67495821
they will all be cardinals fans
Mets@Dodgers
>>67495703
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>>67495703
>score 6 runs on tanaka
>score on miller
>cain goes deep 3 times
>lose by 3
>>67495557
Gotta do something while your team is losing.
>27 runs in 2 games
guys
GUYS
I think the Red Sox offense is pretty good.
>>67496389
or have u considered the the A's are shit?
>>67496389
youre playing the a's
we suck. its not you. we just really really suck.
>>67495932
No need. Mariners win
>>67496430
>>67496445
this is also a factor
>roylels
>NATION-LELS
I thought Daniel Murphy was good?
>>67496460
Don't get ahead of yourself. This is the M's.
>Heyward still batting like shit
>Lester shits the bed
>Cubs are only up by 3
This will not do for the RD.
>7 (SEVEN) Red Sox players in the starting lineup are hitting .300+
THIS OFFENSE
>>67496601
Lookin' pretty good so far твн senpai
>>67496651
>quality start
>>67496705
Yeah, I take that back.
>Rays
>Balking a run in in the first
>>67496389
Not as good as the Cubs though
>mfw qt magic trumps meme magic
>>67496802
ya but youre in the ninny league so i dont care about that
>>67496802
>babby league
No worth
>>67496994
>has an obese gorilla as a permanent pinch hitter
>calls the NL ninny league.
Hmmm
>>67496802
Y'all got 50 more walks, hence more runs scored.
But the Red Sox have a higher BA.
Both offenses are dangerous.
>>67496994
>have 8 competent batters in the lineup
>still outscore AL teams by a significant margin
It makes pitching easier, not scoring runs. You guys gotta be consistent.
>>67497024
>Baby League
Talking about the AL who has weak pitching and the DH?
>>67497080
You guys score more runs because you have 50 more walks bub
>giving tulostrikeoutzki a homerun
i dont know how this feels but there are more teams inside you division with a better record than you then outside your division
>>67497310
>there are more teams inside you
Nigga you gay
>>67497310
please control your drinking before posting on 4chan
>>67497194
Jintsbros were right about Cain then
Sucks O's get them in August when they'll probably change up their back rotation and him/Peavy could be gone
>>67497350
>i am sober
ok let me put it into numbers
>3 teams inside the nl east that have a better than the marlins
>2 teams in the rest of the national league with a better record than the marlins
>>67497147
>implying walking a lot isn't a sign of a good offense.
Lots of baserunners usually means lots of runs.
>>67497433
Not saying it isn't, but in terms of pure hitting I think we got that one.
Y'all have the better total O though.
>>67497147
It means they're a much more disciplined team not to swing at everything.
And the Red Soxs have only been beating up on tin cans.
>>67497084
No I'm talking about the mlb equivalent to the eastern conference in apehoop.
>>67497570
Which is the AL.
>>67497495
well tbqh with you Joe I still love our offense
>>67488871
damn u work hard all year and win the world series and then it's all gone in an instant because one of yr boys was a cheat,... a damn shame.. that's life tho...
>>67497611
kek
