/HEEM/: GOAT edition
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Ufc 198 this weekend
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>>67484627
i had the new thread primed and ready, you cuck
>>67484687
how is lorenzo this jacked?
his forearms alone are the size of the hue's thighs
>>67484691
props for not posting it anyway
>broken english champions edition*
fixed
I think I've only posted pics of Cláudia in the last thread
I apologize heem, I'll contribute more in this thread
:^)
reminder that Bigfoot heems all
>>67484627
Shoulda used that other pic where they both have their belts. This one
>>67484724
don't
>>67484584
>lives in america
>plays soccer
lmao what a queer
>>67484714
There was an Embedded where Cerrone and Lorenzo run inot each other, and Lorenzo says "Youre too tan to be a fighter," and Cerrone says "You're too big to own a company."
>>67484714
whiskey
>>67482305
>.5
Insecure faggots are easy to heem
>>67484714
whisky
>>67482305
>>67484049
>>67484084
>>67484435
>>67484584
Why Are Americans So Short?
I bought Mighty Mouse's new shirt, /heem/
How do you guys show the world you're a fightfan?
>>67484776
Her only problem is living in that filthy cesspool that Rio is
;_;
>>67484821
i post on /heem/ daily
What do you guys think of Damian Maia vs Matt Brown? Maia is -270, Brown +226. I see value in Brown as a dog. He's no slouch on the ground, and I think he'll be able to defend whatever submissions Maia attempts. He's a way better striker that Maia. I could see him heeming Maia before Maia can shoot a takedown.
Robin Black literally says that Stipe's ability to move in one direction and then plant his feet, stop moving, and begin moving in a different direction is "elite athletic martial arts genius".
>>67484895
>I think he'll be able to defend whatever submissions Maia attempts.
Wew lad
>>67484895
Lol not a chance. Maia will swallow him
>>67484895
lmao you fucking idiot
tfw Claudia has made man tier voices in women attractive to me
you guys ae not going to believe this, but i have met Claudia at a store last week
she is 10x more cute in real life than in the photos
no, i didnt talked to her because spaggheti everywhere
Anyone else see Vitor heeming Jacare?
>>67484979
yes
>>67484974
I was laughing so hard during this heem
I KNEW Rashad was going sleepy in dramatic fashion ever since they announced the fight.
>>67484959
>>67484946
>>67484942
Ok faggots, we'll see.
>>67484974
I like Glover Teixeira because he looks a lot like my dad
>>67485008
idiot
>>67485002
Are Rose
>>67485065
wew lad
>>67485065
>"professional athletes"
>>67484920
>taking that goof seriously
kek
>>67485065
Ah yes, skipping baby carries. I can do a 1000 now.
>>67484769
based cerrone
>>67485065
>i call this excerice weightless bar frog hops, pat taught me it
>>67485000
yes
I also see jacare subbing vitor though
>>67485065
mfw
Getting picks for Saturday's card started. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. All around great card, should be a comfy fight night filled with spicy heems
Main Card:
Fabrício Werdum vs. Stipe Miocic
Ronaldo Souza vs. Vitor Belfort
Anderson Silva vs. Uriah Hall
Cris Cyborg vs. Leslie Smith
Maurício Rua vs. Corey Anderson
>>67485002
throw it baby
>>67485065
I can fap to this for hours
>>67485008
how much do you bet? say goodbye to your money
>>67485151
,,,idk bout this fool
>>67485151
don't believe this man, he is a LIAR
>>67485065
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!
YEAH BUDDYYY!!!
>>67485008
lmfao
>>67485065
who is she fighting next?
MMA Fans in a nutshell
https://twitter.com/mookiealexander/status/730108136296747008
>>67485151
Stipe
Belfort
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485320
She combing foh dat belch
>>67484895
It'll be a replay of Nelson-Tumenov
>>67485320
idk but take a look at this WARRIOR
look out boys~~~~
>>67485151
Werdum
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485008
Brown is a monster, he can easily take out Maia if it stays on the feet and he doesn't get too hasty with his clinch
>>67485151
Werdum
Souza
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485065
lmfao she should just trane crossfit with fagginess like that
>EXBLOSIVE PAWURRR
>tfw live in Ohio
>bdubs down the street always has fightfans on weekends
Should I go out for 198, /heem/? If Stipe wins the place will explode.
>>67485151
Stipe
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485445
what is a bdubs
>>67483348
you JUST KNOW
>>67485473
It's a sports bar/bbq chain in burgerland. They show UFC ppvs for no cover charge on weekends.
>>67485517
THAT WAS HIS MOM ?
fugggggg
>>67485445
Sure why not. It's fun watching fights in bars. The food sucks but at least they have a good beer selection.
>>67485517
Was it autism
>>67485557
tbf they stay way too long on people, it easily becomes awkward
What are the worst mismatches ever seen in MMA?
Overeem vs Fujita is up there for sure
>>67485590
Yeah IDK what id do 2bh
Probably go all red and look at the floor
>>67485625
When will they learn
>>67485625
>weightclasses
mma is gay
>>67485150
I see Vitor knocking Jacare the fuck out
>>67485702
Is it a top or bottom?
>>67485409
>homosexualpedophile.jpg
>>67485625
Anderson Silva vs maia
Anderson Silva vs Thales leite
Bjnpenn vs Diego Sanchez
Jon Jones vs Shogun
Overeem vs Brock
>>67485517
she's lovely. i want to be her son.
was aleks destined to end up behind bars?
>>67484815
burdened by the weight of keeping the free world running. you're welcome.
>>67485795
thank you for your service
>>67485749
Those aren't really what I had in mind, Albertinho Barbosa
Like Jon Jones vs Shogun made sense because at the time Shogun was LHW champ and had just destroyed Machida
Overeem vs Fujita made no sense on any level because roidereem was at the peak of his career and Fujita hadn't won a fight in two years
>>67485151
Werdum
Jacare
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485528
>>67485550
how can you not like the food at bdubs? i'm beastin on asian zing 25/8
>>67485856
overeem was at or near the peak of his physicality but he was nowhere near the peak of his stature in the sport. his last three fights before that were james thompson, tony sylvester (who?), and goodridge. fujita was very much in keeping with that level of competition.
>>67485908
did you forget how easily he smashed brock lesnar? since he got popped he was never the same until he accepted his situation and became Econoreem
>>67485203
>>67485208
It's actually me though m8s
>>67485791
i dunno, but young Fedor was a handsome lad
>>67485956
try to follow the conversation you fucking idiot. we're talking about whether the fujita fight 'made sense' or was the biggest mismatch evar or not.
>>67486024
talk like that to me again and I kill you and I kill you fast
>>67485888
fucking this
only good flavor, that and spicy garlic
>>67485550
The good beer makes everything better; the heems, the lads, the subpar wings full of undercooked cartilage
>>67485151
Werdum
Vitor
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67485791
jesus, he already had that crazed thousand yard stare.
>>67485791
Yes. Unfortunately. Since he's easily just as athletic as his brother.
In fact, he had terrific hand speed, especially for his size
>>67485725
lol
>Conor wants to box Floyd
Is he clinically insane?
>>67485151
Werdum
Jacare
Hall
Cyborg, 1st death in the octagon desu
Anderson
>>67486171
snorted all his money, he needs his lucky charms
>>67486093
Having friends and family over, ordering tons of pizza and wings and then forcing everybody to choose from your snobby and pretentious craft beer selection is the best way imo senpai
>>67486211
Dear god Canada one of these days I'll fucking beat the living shit out of you.
>>67485151
Miocic
Belfort
Silva
Cyborg
Shogun
>>67485151
Werdum
Mutant Vitor
Uriah breaks Anderson leg
Cyborg
Corey Anderson
if Claudia doesn't beat Joanna, i'm done with the UFC
>>67486237
Stay jelly bud
>>67485151
STIPE
VITOR
ANDERSON
CRISTIANE
COREY
>>67486260
>caring about wmma
FREE FIGHTS:
LIZARD VS LIZARD: https://youtu.be/K_9u-KF3BqI
MAMBA VS MAMBA: https://youtu.be/RRGdVWX8Td8
KANGAROO VS KANGAROO: https://youtu.be/rRddLDynsCs
WILDEBEEST VS LEOPARD: https://youtu.be/Gxaf0Kqen8c
>>67485151
Werdum via CHOKEY
Belfort via HEEM
Silva via TKO
Cyborg via HEEM
Anderson via TKO
SPICY NIGHT BOYS
>>67484627
>The-fight-we-all-wanted-10-years-ago.jpg
>>67486211
I know maybe 3 other people who are actually into MMA, the bar crowd is nice
>>67486334
Classic bangers. Thanks, lad.
I get the feeling Werdum will lose
He's a lot older and hasn't fought in like a year
>>67486336
spicy night? I'm supposed to be stoked for old Brazilian fighters post-usada?
>>67486334
>that lizard vs lizard greco-roman clinic
EMBRACE
THE
GRIND
>>67486376
>the bar crowd is nice
eh, to each his own I guess
>>67486334
wtf is wrong with the wildebeest. fucking bitch im calling child protectice services.
>>67486408
>usada
>having any jurisdiction in here
Kektop
>>67486334
checkout this buffalo that moved up 50 weightclasses to take a superfight against Elephant.
https://youtu.be/xkqh2sRFeOU
>>67486489
they're still old and washed up. Anderson Silva can't even beat a one-eyed Bisping
>>67486495
>stop starving near me, you're making me feel bad for eating this tree
guys i'm in love with claudia
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/730100976716111872/video/1
>>67486334
>>67486561
i liked the part where he was holding a cat for no reason.
haha
>>67485151
Werdum
Belfort
Silva
Cyborg
Shogun
>>67486334
>that endless clinch wrap on the mambas
>>67486625
delet this
you forgot one
>>67486628
you sneaky bastard
>>67485151
Stipe
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
Henderson
3======D
>>67486628
>Fabrício Werdum
>Stipe Miocic
>>67485151
Werdum via R3 Sub
Jacare via R2 TKO
Hall via R1 TKO
Cyborg via R1 TKO
Anderson via UD
>>67485151
Werdum
Belfort
Silva
Smith
Shogun
>>67486628
who dat
EMBEDDED 2
https://youtu.be/0bt35Xt4D_U
https://youtu.be/0bt35Xt4D_U
https://youtu.be/0bt35Xt4D_U
>>67485151
Fabrício Werdum
Vitor Belfort
Uriah Hall
Cris Cyborg
Corey Anderson
>>67486725
>Smith
lol can't wait to see your actual picks there bud
>>67486661
Where?
will sage be cut when he loses to some can at 200?
>>67486814
wait and see
If Cyroid loses, /heem/ will be BTFO
>>67486881
He. is. only. 20.
>>67486812
Do not post pictures of my gf on here again you fucking creep
>>67485346
is that a prank?
>>67486881
Does he have a 3 fight contract?
>>67486881
no
will he still be one of the most popular fighters?
yes
>>67486949
What kind of gun is that? It's ugly.
>>67487059
fuck you
>>67484895
>He's no slouch on the ground, and I think he'll be able to defend whatever submissions Maia attempts.
Negro this is Maia we're talking about here.
Brown's my boy but if it goes to the ground Maia will fucking run through him.
And since Brown loves to clinch so fucking much that is a likely possibility.
>>67487059
looks like an ugly sig 1911
Going to sleep, heembros. Have a good day.
>>67487303
kill yourself
Do you people actually think Anderson Silva is gonna win? 3/4ths of Brasil should just retire already
>>67487303
fuck you, don't come back
>>67487303
>going to sleep
There is no shame in tapping
>>67486426
those underhooks doe
Conor McGregor asking for a rematch with our collective boy is in the same level of delusion of Gunny asking for a immediate rematch with Maia.
>>67487303
dream with cormier
>>67485151
Werdum
Souza
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson
>>67487303
May you dream of your fightfu
>>67486725
>>67486921
lmao wtf are you smoking Germany
>>67487384
Not really
>>67487418
Anything can happen inside the octagon. The biggest upsets are the ones you don't see coming.
>>67487420
yes really, gunny would say that he will have an entirely different gameplan etc same as conor
>>67487391
>it still moves
>>67487437
>The biggest upsets are the ones you don't see coming.
Well yeah Jamal obviously holy shit
>>67487450
>>67487420
>>67487384
If Gunni asked for a rematch with Maia and tried his best to keep the fight on the feet, he'd win.
>>67487437
except cyborg losing to an actual woman
>>67487450
Conor didnt lose even remotely as badly as him nor does Gunnar have remotely the pull as Conor
Stupid comparison
>>67487457
It is what it is
>>67487494
I'd laugh so hard if cyborg lost
>>67487507
>Conor didnt lose even remotely as badly as him
Connor lost far far worse.
>>67487507
first, no one is talking about anything other than fighting, who cares if conor is 200 times bigger than gunnar, why are you even touching the subject
second, nelson probably has more chance to beat maia than conor has to beat nate
>>67487532
he did 100mph+ on an old vlog without a helmet
madman
>>67487601
Not even really a Mcgregor fan, but he was winning the fight until he got rocked and shot for the takedown....Even when it went to the ground in the 1st round Conor was dominating.
>he fell for the SS meme
>>67485151
Stipe
Belfort
Hall
Cyborg
Rua
>>67487662
if after the first round you couldn't see that conor had pretty much no chance to beat nate that night you know absolutely nothing about fighting
>>67487662
lmao
>>67487578
In terms of legacy, yes
>>67487601
Because the UFC is far more likely to listen to Conor than Gunnar. Making a rematch far more likely for him than Gunnar
>nelson has more of a chance
Thrilling insight Luke, tell us more
>>67487662
This young black man is correct, Conor was indeed winning in the first round
Gunnar was winning never, not one second
>>67487711
You didnt see that either
>>67486138
i honestly think Aleks could have been near Fedor level and eventually a UFC HW champ if not for the hep b stuff. also if he took his career as seriously as his brother did. his only losses back then were to Cro Cop and Josh Barnett, no slouchers. he lost to Werdum shortly after, too, but look where that guy is now. then things went downhill and we can only speculate now.
>>67487737
>>nelson has more of a chance
>Thrilling insight Luke, tell us more
If Gunni keeps the fight on the feet he'd actually like Maia the fuck up Tyreese, that's quite obvious
>>67487737
>In terms of legacy, yes
He lost on the feet to an opponent he handpicked with the guy having only 11 days to prepare.
And then he went for the panic double.
>>67487764
I could tell in the first round when Nate was landing his jab that Conor wasn't winning.
>>67487769
Speak Engrish, Ming
>>67487764
I did. Tho I admit that the start of the second round surprised me, didn't expect conor to come back guns blazing.
Buuuut it was really just his final sprint.
>>67487850
>le typo argument
>>67487807
No you didn't, after-timer
>>67487873
Nice backtracking. You just admitted you dont know what you were actually watching lmao
>>67487881
How about you learn to type like a human next time, bud
>>67487887
Yes I did.
why is heem so comfy, damn
>>67487764
The grappling exchange at the end was fucking telling.
Nate couldn't exactly get anything going off on the feet in the first round but the sheer stupid of some of McGregor's actions in the grappling exchange were telling.
Magny vs Gunnar or Magny vs Condit when?
and is Gastelum beating big Rigg?
>>67487922
Maybe after watching the fight a 2nd or 3rd time
>>67487945
Nope. Watching it live I thought that.
>>67487931
Like what?
>>67487923
We're a board based around the only watchable sport that exists.
>>67487977
Yeah okay bud, whatever you say!
>>67484714
Special usada treatment
>>67488014
Ok. I don't know why it seems to irk you that people can come to different conclusions than you (or come to the same conclusion in a different time frame).
>>67487999
>tfw bigger than soccer
>its a /heem/ claims they knew what was gonna happen all along and were only pretending to be retarded thread
>>67488063
check my stats
>>67488045
Because its obvious that you're so full of shit
You dont even believe what you're saying
>>67488083
But I do believe it, because it's true.
>>67488063
It's called trolling ya dip
>>67488045
>>67488083
If somebody thought Nate was going to win during the first round where he was getting lit up, it's because they are stupid and have no fight IQ
The guy is basically telling you he's a fuckin idiot
>>67487923
'cause we are heem bros
>>67488063
everyone was conned by the mystic mac bullshit and thought higher of conor, but after the first round how could anyone that understands fighting and knows both fighters not see that it was diaz fight?
>>67487933
Magny vs Condit first
Yes
>>67488108
the first round was very very close, conor dominated the first 2 minutes of the second round
>>67488112
viva peru ! smash es mi pastor
>>67488140
Because no one is fucking nostradamus, dummy
You're just another goof aftertimer
>It's a "CONOR WAS WINNING UNTIL HE LOST" episode
>>67488167
Its funny youre contradicting yourself again and admitting you have no clue what youre talking about
>Nate was obviously going to win!!!
>but Conor still somehow dominated the first half of the round!!
Didnt see that one coming lol
>>67488063
>implying I'm not an 1337 tapology gold picks master
>>67488183
Go read the live game thread. People were calling Nate winning during the first round. They were calling his jab. They were calling Conor slowing down and his inability to knock out a normal sized human being.
>>67488183
you dont need to be a prophet to realize conor didnt have the power to implement his game and that he was going to lose a war of attrition with nate
>>67488095
Lmao sure thing bud
>>67487979
Well there's the fact that he thought it was a good idea at all to test his rinky dink brown belt against a Diaz black belt.
But there was also the fact that there really wasn't as much control from the top as he and Rogan like to pretend.
That sweep was allowed. You could tell because halfway through Nate stopped it and started slapping the shit out of McGregor to encourage him to go through with it.
His top control was poor and ended with an inverted guard getting slapped on.
>>67488226
you are not even trying anymore
>>67488294
>>67488269
Bruce is really enjoying himself, what a job to have.
>>67488236
>>67488251
And osp was going to heem jones right lol
Dumbasses
Admit you were stupid and wrong and move along, you get no points for calling something after the fact
Do you claim to be smart for finding out the ending to a book too? Lmao
>>67488294
is it just me or does miesha look like a cheep porn actress?
I like your style, burger posting qts while these morons are trolling each other without realizing they're all talking to trolls
>>67488270
It was the end of the round and he tried to get some strikes in while he had Nate up against the cage. There's nothing impractical about it
And that has nothing to do with how the rest of the fight turned out
>>67488348
it is just you
jebem ti mater
>>67488276
You literally contradicted yourself twice lol
Theres no effort needed, youre talking like a typical aftertimer dummy, bud, youre not putting in a good effort yourself
>>67488319
Womens mixed martial arts
>>67488324
I thought conors best chance at beating Nate was a heem early. It was obvious in the first round it wasn't happening. Nate was establishing his jab and not crumbling to conors pressure. I don't know why this upsets you so much. Maybe it makes you feel dumb that you didn't realize it when it was happening.
>>67488409
fake tits should be illegal
>>67488409
can be spicy
>>67488409
>>67488423
Thrilling post-fight analysis bud, im sure no one else saw that their 2nd time around either lol
You just want someone to tell you that youre smart
Youre not
>>67488464
I saw it my first time, while watching it live.
