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>official /bet/ video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
first for please lend me some money
pmsl at the Levadia players wasting time
>not bowcat edition
Would Russia drawing first half be good for the lay?
>>67483159
Post Paypal or Skrill then your FB profile to double check its you and I'll give you 20 lad
>>67483169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJFl3DjMw-c
>not bad bs edition
Absolute roadmen
>>67483185
>reposting old vids
have a word m8
Tipsterube surreal
>>67483183
can you just match a bet of mine on an obscure game on betfair's exchange
just a small sum of money will do and ill pay you back if i win it. im confident i have a good strategy now
love lightskins desu
does mark still post lids?
>>67483230
But I thought you didn't have any money to bet with in the first place? You lying to me bruv?
literslly cannot stop sliding into dms
>>67483265
i can deposit some if it's for a guaranteed win, ive just got £50 in the bank for food and stuff
>>67483252
He's dead lid
https://twitter.com/smithlid2014/with_replies
>>67483252
No he killed himself late last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI4r9DiMXPo
bird at :52 so peng
On Hamburg 0.0 medium boys
>>67483315
homburg?
>>67483309
youre joking right/
>>67483322
Yeah mate ***
>>67483335
>>67483315
ERA PENAL
>>67483329
nah she's dece
>>67483335
dat pen tho. reback or no?
>>67483355
Homburg too rapid
>>67483315
void this
>>67483355
>>67483342
Yeah Saurkraut have a poor line up, but I'm not watching so w/e
22222222222222
>>67483309
Always peng birds in these vids. She's hot that fit but obviously fucking filth with those nips sticking out.
>>67483503
>This is "hot" in Bongistan
You poor bastards.
>>67483532
I said she's not that fit. And all foreign birds inc German fucking love British men so don't start.
>>67483230
What is your strategy lad?
KAUNAS
BT surreal
>>67483554
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>67483565
i just found out about that tiptube site i will follow your bets
Bank rolling Odd HT
>>67483309
>england
>white
>>67483315
Reback???
>tfw can't do maths for shit so I could never understand odds and betting
Blessing in disguise because I don't want to lose money.
>>67482911
111111111
>>67483599
>brits
>>67483588
so you want euan to give you some money so you can use it to leech off his tips ?
>>67483626
yes! then i'll give him back the initial money. it can be an act of kindness for him
>>67483588
Just use the last £50 you have. Not as if I lose pmsl
>>67483282
Juve was supposed to be a guaranteed win lad. pmsl
>>67483643
Any potentials today liddo?
>>67483641
Just follow Flatanon on twitter and wait patiently till he tips
>>67483643
im not gonna risk the only money i have for this month on your bets mate. sorry
>>67483626
>>67483665
Kek
>>67483596
Sauerkraut are missing their starter keeper and their two top scorers, up to you m8
>>67483661
No. Leaving Icey shite to the experts
need 1 more in the hoffenheim game pls.
>>67483665
lay Russia with it, literally free money
>>67483700
>literally free money
last time you guys told me this i bet £200 on juventus
odd so ODD
>>67483599
have sex please
>>67483594
thnx for this liddo
keko wont stop winning
>>67483682
Would only back overs from here desu
>>67483599
Jesus christ mayne.
Stake multiplied by odds equals potential winnings.
Stake: 1 greasy 10 NOK
Odds: 1.76
Winnings: 10 NOK * 1.76 = 17.6 NOK
FUCKING ROCKET SURGERY INNIT
>>67483718
Nobody apart from weekend mainstream warriors said that, and you only asked one or two people. The genuine shrewd big boys (me and ARP included) are all beting against Russia, genuinely wins, ask anybody
do you think it's worth it to make a bet365 account? they have this £200 free bet deal but i cant take advantage of it because im not rich enough so ive never bothered hoping that a day will come when i can afford to make it
Do people pay to have a trip code?
If yes, KILL YOURSELVES.
>>67483769
Make it when you have 200 pound you cretin
>>67483770
Only £20/month lid
>>67483769
Would love to see Euan take you under his wing as his little experiment
>>67483770
yes i spent my last few sterling on it
>>67483786
so - never. i keep having to pay a fucking 5% commission on betfair those thieves
>>67483769
>>67483770
Reddit PLEASE leave
largest bet ive ever placed
wish me luck
>>67483818
>£100
amateur
>>67483792
Would pay to see this happen
>>67483818
pmsl
Odd
So EVEN
>>67483817
this is my ringtone bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
What streaming sites do you use for obscure football games? Someone posted like 3 sites a couple days ago, but I forgot to save it.
>>67483818
>Mainstream
Leaf at it again. Fucking disgusting. Need a filter for them.
>>67483818
loses
>>67483826
would pay to test your chin
>>67483845
Can't wait to bait you out as a bowcat senpai
>>67483817
Pmsl lid, bantered me off there. Can't handle the banter.
>>67483818
largest bet i've ever placed desu
my largest stake is £200
>>67483868
what did he mean by this?
my largest stake was close to 4K and it lost lol
4444444444
Overs in
>>67483996
How can you lose a max stake? Dont think I've even lost a large.
>>67484064
Begging for nibs there
Shrewd Tips #77: Always go all-in. Instead of fucking around with Tampines and Deportivo Moron U-15 B, you can just lump your whole bankroll on one play that you really really really really really really like™ and skip penny betting and building your bankroll slowly. It'll get you where you want to go quickly.
>>67484093
bad idea.
Volgar goal when?
>>67484115
Was Juve that one play that you really really really really really really liked?
>>67484064
you lost a special stake on the CSL some time last year
>>67484131
yes.
>>67484064
Before I was taking betting anywhere close to serious
>>67484131
It was Juve C team too pmsl
>>67484132
I didnt. How could I get a special stake on CSL? Limits are like £100.
Sollenborg + handis
>>67484243
*Sollentuna, CHRIST
Olaine +1
>>67484243
>>67484273
please post in depth analysis of these bets
>>67484262
value gone completely, absolute tears if you aren't on +0.75 @evens
>>67484310
Please stick a rock up your arse then cough.
>>67484310
Euan snapchat
Really looking forward to the Eurovision shot posting
Can't stop winning, wont stop winning.
>>67484369
>Eurovision shot posting
Terrorist attack confirmed
>man utd STILL not arrived at upton park
>>67484499
Turned up late at spurs and got spanked
On west ham so huge
If you're watching the West Ham match over Eurovision I want you to go back to /r/soccerbetting
>>67484545
>not watching the match on mute with eurovision on
>>67484200
>lying
you are really mentally ill
>>67484544
>delayed until 20:30
DAFC
Do we have to go to /int/ for Eurovision?
>>67484605
source?
Arsenal u21 vs Villa u21
Chambers Cazorla Coquelin Campbell to feature.
>>67484634
sky
>>67484640
They're already losing 0-1 pal
>>67484273
pmsl
>Aston villa under 21s are winning
whoever bet arsenal should die in a hole
>>67484710
Villa youth beat the first team, really out to prove themselves for next seasons spots
>>67484741
>well up for it
More money than Ireland's GDP on Dundalk -2
The semi final goes on for 2 hours ffs
>>67484756
>motivation shouldn't be factored into things
Utterly butterly
>>67484773
Post slip
>>67484773
laying this, you dont profit
Jeez man, dortmund odds were RUINED
>>67483185
>That ending
lulz
they plays are Nationals, Blue Jays, Braves, Rays, Dodgers
also should I bet on west ham SW? need something to keep me entertained until later in the day
>>67484904
>>67484904
>they plays are Nationals, Blue Jays, Braves, Rays, Dodgers
Money line? Which ones are you most confident about friend?
Also yes, West Ham have been in great form, apart from their last game, but today they will win this for Upton Park
>>67484904
On. thanks based luckbro
eeeeeeast eeeast east london
zzz so sick of losing bets that had the line drop surreally after i placed them, selangor was a void but sollentuna going from a +0.75 to a slight favourite then conceding 2 is 2 much 4 me
something romantic about east london geezers having one last tear up before their club sells its soul
>>67484949
yes all ML, and most confident probably in the Rays and Braves and Giants
With each club who leaves their original ground another nail lands in the coffin of what I grew up knowing as football.
>>67485093
Nick Goff so fucking DULL
>>67484801
>>67484858
;)
fuck yes arsenal u21's equalise
>>67485147
he's talking big big sense there though
you reckon goffy has had a crack at nicola?
man u bus gets pelted top kek
>>67485318
https://twitter.com/Oddschecker/status/730106303994007553
>>67485318
Elvis is dead
>>67485332
absolute wet wipes commenting. Nick would be seething.
>>67484995
IRRROONNSS
>>67485393
i'm leyton orient you cunt
Basel goal WHEN?
here we go
>>67484273
close one pmsl
WE ARE LIVE LADS
>>67485474
Clearly I meant to type Olaine +11
LETS FUCKING GO
>Scott Mills
scaling back production this year buy using a real kid instead of a stick kid
disgusting
H E R O E S
E
R
O
E
S
IBT and RONBURGUNDY tips... S H A K I NG
This banter is dire
stream for Eurovision semis?
>>67483824
>£
>>67485621
youtube
>>67485621
BBC 4 you non licence paying cunt
>>67485610
pls post
>>67485621
bbc
>>67485619
I loathe the bbc presenters
>Not europe the band
It's going to be one of those nights
>Europe band
>embarasing
i turned this shit off already
Daily reminder that you will never die in a place called Nutty Putty cave
>>67485712
feels good
>One of the biggest contributors to eurovision
>Nearly always come bottom 5
Why are we such cucks lads?
>>67485728
Can't stop propping up Europe
Won't stop propping up Europe
/int/ Eurovision thread here btw >>>/int/59148241
Before janny gets angsty
stage seemed far bigger last year.
>That fram rball
i puked already
G I M M I C K
Greece is /bet/
>>67485814
111111
>>67485814
1111
>Greece
>Levski Sofia
So happy I didn't get on
>>67485610
Where are the goals?
Listen, to keep /bet/ flowing, there's only like 30 of us here so keep the Eurovision posting to a minimum cause none of us are watching that shite, okay some have bets on but it isn't bet. Take it to a seperate thread.
inb4 PLEASE have sex.
>>67485917
wtb?
>>67485925
I'm on my knees BEGGING you to have sex
>>67485925
RUSSIA
U
S
S
I
A
>>67485943
Pay IBT and RonBurgundy and you'll find out ;)
>>67485925
Who put you in charge?
>>67485925
PLEASE HAVE SEX
Moldova have been the best of 3 so far, they are absolutely begging you to take the 17s to qualify
BASEL 1111111
>>67483722
>have sex please
wat
>>67486003
Ah fair enough lid.
>>67485706
>>67485847
>Hungary
pmsl
Shaking thinking of how Netherlands silent section is going to go down.
pmsl gonna be down so much after these icy games zzzz
>people watch a shitty TV show
>>67485728
Not sure who's more a cuck, us for paying for this shit or everyone else because they're singing in english
>People are DAC from betting on Juve C team
What are you on?
>>67486089
Same
>>67486181
what does dac mean
>>67486206
Dazed and confused
>>67485965
zzzz
>>67486206
Down a cunt
Anyone else on 1st half overs in the Iceland games?
pmsl
Who down a bus here?
in b4 BT DAC
HERE WE FUCKING GO
actually...
He sounds really good, lets see if this pause kills him.
>tfw you bet on a late start for MAN U's game
so SO good live
>tfw he was talking to BT
I really hope someone 2 foots a west ham player, fucking hate southerners
Based douwe bob
Do the results of Eurovision semi's get released tonight?
HAUKAR 44444
UAC
best so far, don't think it gets more than top 10 though.
Douwe Bob SO boring
>>67486470
Indeed, decent voice but song is tez, even for a slower one.
Armenia pretty d e c e
Is Bosnia-YES the only /bet/ approved market for this semi?
pmsl @ San Marino
hup
>>67483818
W E W
E
W
>>67486552
pretty sure I've seen this guy in my local Ladbrokes doing his bollocks on the nags
Russia about to go into 1.75
>>67486558
>games last 16 minutes
pmsl at RonBurgundy's tips. Confirmed for absolute F R A U D
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67486629
What's his tip?
this game simply must be rigged
Russia WORLD
>>67485943
No, you don't. They're both -3.5 AHs and they're both fucking 0-0 at half-time.
>>67486380
No, after the final
WATCHING MY BOOK GO GREEN IN FRONT OF MY EYES LADS
>>67486660
Keflavik -3 and Grinda -3.25 zzzz
>>67486789
pmsl
RUSSIA DRIFT HABBENING
>>67486660
>>67486784
Two icelandic cup games. You're shrewd enough to figure it out.
>>67486823
Meant Kef -3.5*
>>67486823
Could still happen. 1st half overs for the other games were world though
ukraine shortening russia Drifting?
Can't stop fighting the drift. Getting Russia down to evens by myself lids.
Well I'm so DAC I'm going to bed.
Hammering Austria to qualigy 2.6
GO GOGO
Hibs 11111111
literally should be 4-0 in the west ham game but nobody can bury the ball
>>67487112
And if my auntie had bollocks she'd probably bum me
what the actual fuck Estonia pmsl
>>67484904
>Braves
>Not betting on the Cubs
Homeless if Russia wins
>>67487198
TEZ
>>67487198
Wish we had an Estonian regular I could tease for this.
