felix on the mound
>Walking Brad
Felix, pls
Rad miller is back
>>67471961
Are we getting Brad or Bad tonight?
>Lomo
>bad miller
This should be fun.
Hello, Ray's bros. How are you enjoying LoMo and Brad? We're enjoying Karns very much.
I can't believe Felix walked Miller.
Let's go M's!
>>67472040
hello
your team is a meme
enjoy 4th place by the end of the month
He's out.
Brad "Crazy Legs" Miller with something to prove
these night games kill me tbhwy
>Letting Miller steal a base
u wot
Any Rays fans here? Do you love LOMO yet? yeah, he sucks, but he's so lovable...
WTF, Miller got a steal?
Does anyone else feel like Felix stopped pitching well when he started wearing his pants up?
why would he not challenge that?
>>67472178
It don't matter
None of this matters
>>67472178
idk he was out for sure
btw are there actually any rays fans here?
Lets go Ms
>>67472213
One for sure. He called the M's a meme team when they have the biggest meme player on the planet in Bad Miller.
>>67472213
This guy perhaps?
>>67472082
Speedy Seaweed
>>67472082
Thanks pal
enjoy fourth place by the end of the night
Tori, the ball girl, not keeping her eye on the ball.
Who else was supremely confident Aoki would be safe knowing Miller was fielding the ball?
Dat ballgirl
K M A R T
M
A
R
T
Come on Cano!
we /hits/ now senpai
Rays bros, What is Nick Franklin doing for you?
no shitposting, genuinely curious
>Nori "Stuart from MadTV" Aoki
Cano looked like shit at the plate that time.
>>67472364
her arm is....weird
>>67472504
its ok bby
we got Cruz
>2nd and 3rd with no outs
>2 Ks
C'MON GUTI, SCORE SOME RUNS
>>67472549
kek
>>67472580
its ok bby
we got Guti
Jesus fucking Christ...
Fucking hell
>RISP
seriously...
>that inning
>>67472605
double kek
well shit
Is it football season yet
risp
i
s
p
>>67472629
MARINERS
Also, what the fuck is this?
>>67472653
Its ok bby
We got Seager
tfw still homo for lomo
So I see he hasn't changed at all.
>LoMo has to run by Dae-Ho Lee, who is twice as loved by Mariner fans than he ever was.
Mosquito eating me alive bruhs. Don't go outside too much in the evening.
>>67472748
Im ready
>>67472748
Too bad there's nobody on base, m8
>>67473049
now there is
THANKS GIANT ASS SAFECO FIELD
>Sriracha night
Just gotta live up to the meme, don't you, memeiners?
>pitching around Dae Ho
pussy
>>67473124
>he can't handle the dank memes
>>67473221
>mfw mug still hasnt shipped
was i rused
>runners on 3rd and 2nd again
pls
I swear to fuck you guys better score here
Come the fuck on, M's.
FFS
>Runners on 2nd and 3rd
>no runs, 5 outs
THE OLD OFFENSE HAS RETURNED
AAAAAAHHHHHH
>>67473429
>>67473415
>>67473398
Its a Felix start. What the fuck did you guys expect?
wew
Welp. Time to follow on gameday and watch them score runs that way. Always seems to work...
Why is Felix pitching like a pussy to Bad?
>>67473520
See if you an work your magic to make the white sox score some runs
I swear Felix has an injury or something
this is more than just him aging
>Walking Brad
>Twice
>>67473779
It worries me.
HAWT CORNER
Get it together Felix
Fuck Seager
Why not just walk to 3rd?
>>67473779
I honestly think he needs some sort of surgery on his shoulder probably. Oh well, they'll ride it out as long as they can.
>Marte
fuck yeah
Based Marte
With how this offense looks tonight, I'll take it.
>>67473520
>run happened
I guess I should just watch all games on gameday then...
We finally did it guys!!
God fucking damn it Felix.
>Felix loses game 2-1
running a little late
not good, felix
Damn, Lomo got Swolo
FUCKING HELL FELIX. What happened to you?
dont let the rays get a lead on us, felix
felix is literally not shut down anymore
This team at home is just pure shit.
Aoki doing work tonight.
>LoMo and Seager chumming it up at 3rd base
>>67474597
just like old times
Start Dae Ho
DFA Lind
Fuck bitches
>>67474597
I would take Logdog over Lind, at least Lomo can play first base
Man this is a long at-bat
weak
>tfw the King is dead
feels bad
Shit Felix.
Is it time for a trade before it gets really bad?
Not your day Felix
to be fair hes only given up 2 runs on solo homers
final score will be 2-1 btw
>>67475096
it hasn't been his day all season
his control is shit
>>67475131
HE'S DYING BEFORE OUR EYES
batters need to help felix out
good going marte
COME ON CRUZ DON'T FUCK UP
CMON MARINERS
pls no >RISP
SCORE SOME RUNS ASSHOLES
FUCKING
SCORE
RUNS
ty Toddfather
Nellie pls
hit a good one cruz
Sox GS
This pleases me
Cruz doesn't even look like he's fucking trying.
You Cruz you lose
>Pooz
I'm gonna REEEE irl if they fail to get a runner on 3rd home with less than 2 out again
whats wrong with cruz?
>>67475402
Trying to pull everything, when he starts hitting the other way good things will follow
WOO MORE RUNS
Errors are saving the M's asses tonight!
Thank you Marte! Way to put in the effort.
Tell the rest of the team to try it.
Fuck it I'll take it!
Seager I will officially say you're back if you hit one outta here right now.
Kyle has raked in May over his career
send it to miller
>fans chanting SEAG KYLE
toppest of keks
>>67475573
We both know it's that cancerous us 12s chant.
Cruz looks like he just woke up
Sister said she would let me fuck her if the M's make the playoffs
>>67475651
did you get that in writing?
>>67475651
you better stream it
He hit a 3-0 homo
>Dave Simms
DAE HO LEE BLAST PLS
Now would be a great time for a grand slam
Do they eat salami in Korea?
>>67475739
Literally the worst announcer in MLB next to Hawk Harrelson. And to think, this is the motherfucker that we have to suffer with after Dave "the GOAT" Niehaus.
Guys, I fucking miss Dave. He would love this team.
do you guys think lexplorer is watching the game?
>>67475774
they just slap some kim-chi on it and go ham
Dubs and Dae-Ho Salami
>RISP
Holy shit this better be different tomorrow.
>RISP
jesus
>risp
>0-9 RISP
>9 LOB
yikes
>22 LOB
got em
DAMN IANNETTA
Based Iannetta
Obviously, the best strategy for Martin is just to literally not swing at all.
all these errors
That's such a good at bat from Nori. I really like him.
>9 pitches
Only thing I like about Aoki is working the pitcher
another walk
MARTE PARTAY
HOLY FUCK MARTE
MARTE
ROOKIE
O
K
I
E
OF THE
YEAR
E
A
R
HOLY SHIT HE DOES IT AGAIN
K M A R T
M
A
R
T
HOLY SHIT BASED KMART
MARTE IS A GOD
P
MARTE
R
T
E
MARTE GOING HAM
RUNS
U
N
S
MARTE THE MASHER
Showing Brad Miller how to play SS
KETEL!!!!!!!!!!
>>67476307
He's not a rookie senpai
>missed the blue light special
Fuck.
>>67476323
>>67476324
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>67476323
Nice
i was just listening on radio and i fucking yelled so loud. I LOVE YOU MARTE
>>67476333
he technically hasn't played even a full a season worth of games so he should be declared as one
SOMEBODY WEBM THAT MARTE DINGER
cruz doesn't have it anymore something is wrong he doesnt even look normal
>>67476333
>>67476392
Stiff neck
>>67476368
Last year he had enough at bats it qualified as his rookie season.
>>67476368
He technically has 130 AB prior to this season and is not a rookie
But I feel you f@m.
>>67476424
>>67476452
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
When's Guti gonna heat up guys, I'm kinda worried about him desu
So happy. I saw Marte's first dinger at safeco last season. KMART
>>67476492
hes not
hes old and weak now
Rays fans, what's with all these errors? Can you explain?
>>67476492
as soon as Lind does.
>>67476492
later this month
>>67476478
No sweat mang, he'll win a gold glove and WS MVP this year
Dat stormtrooper
Felix getting better each inning. Maybe it'll translate to his next start.
The Mariners I know are the best at finding new and creative ways to lose games. These guys are the opposite right now
I have a feeling Houston is going to get back into the fold pretty soon
Jesus Conger chill the fuck out man.
>>67476672
they are so pesky
kings kourt has no kurfew
You know LoMo is thinking "They never cheered for me like that."
>>67476778
only in september 14
I was thinking that one was going to hit the floor. oh well
You guys remember back in 14 when Rodney got the game winning strikeout against the A's on that same high inside call and the Oakland player chimped the fuck out? Good times.
sit down, miller
>>67476886
>>67476908
that's the one lol
>>67476908
good god that is a horrible call
>>67476908
thanks for the reminder
I hate the mariners so much. They are always on the radio like people actually care about boreball especially enough to listen to it. It's all year long no matter what else is going on.
NCAA March Madness NOPE
>"WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU MARINERS BASEBALL"
NBA Playoffs? NOPE
>"WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU MARINERS BASEBALL"
Fuck you mariners, you'll never be good. No one cares about your 200 game effort in futility.
>>67476908
>That bat throw
>That slammed helmet
>That ejection
>That arrow
I laugh everytime
Peralta is becoming one of my favorites.
>>67476968
Sup Bellevue dude
>>67476968
thanks for the bump
>>67476968
well there currently isnt an nba team to talk about right now
>>67476968
are you the sonics troll? congrats on the Arena failing
>anyone from seattle giving a shit about anything about the NBA
cucks
>>67476968
>Apehoop
hell yeah GET A FUCKING TRIPLE MARTE
>>67477003
>>67477007
>>67477022
>>67477029
>>67477042
actually not from seattle or washington in general, which is why i'm upset
I see Miller still short hops LoMo every time.
>tfw no cycle
>>67477063
so you're a transplant from Cali?
stay mad
>>67477097
Cali gets stuck with this shit too? Alaska actually
Come on Spishak
Alright Cishek no funny business.
>>67477122
>Alaskan apehoop fan
nothing personal lomo
>>67477188
>happy zunino
;-;
>>67477160
I'm just saying man, when all that's on the radio is a tournament sport or a 200 game season sport, why not do the bigger headline. I'd rather hear soccer than mariners baseball.
GG any Ray's fans that are lurking
See you tomorrow guys.
Thank you based Marte
Nice record
but please get better next game
GG
>>67477220
Bacause it's baseball season, and any chance of an NBA team returning here has been completely dashed.
the NBA isn't a big market in this state to begin with and 710 ESPN and KJR don't give a shit about soccer.
it's either local football or local baseball coverage here, pick your poison or listen to national radio.
way to bounce back m's
gg raybros. see you next time
now hopefully the Thunderbrids will get a win tomorrow too so I don't have to go to the game down 3-0.
did they find the Pete Carroll of the MLB?
>>67477305
I'd like to think so
>>67477409
More like the John Schneider
