STARTING PITCHERS
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Jake Peavy vs. Aaron Sanchez
BLUE JAYS LINEUP
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1. Pillar, CF
2. Donaldson, 3B
3. Bautista, RF
4. Encarnacion, 1B
5. Saunders, LF
6. Tulowitzki, SS
7. Martin, C
8. Goins, 2B
9. Sanchez, P
GIANTS LINEUP
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1. Span, CF
2. Panik, 2B
3. Duffy, 3B
4. Belt, 1B
5. Pence, RF
6. Crawford, SS
7. Blanco, LF
8. Brown, C
9. Peavy, P
It's time for some inter-league baseball
West coast comfy start time checking in.
Go Jays
>everyone else watching the Warriors and Shorks edition
>Sanchy gets to hit
hecka based
hey guys I'll be back, gonna finish the raptors game
Jays gonna lose 18-1
>>67471998
but its jake peavy
>sunset baseball by the pacific
why can't I hold all this comfy
reminder this """"""""""""""""""offense"""""""""""""""""""""" is going to make peavy look like a cy young contender
did anybody else go to the jays game Friday night? they didn't open the dome for some reason and it was almost unbearable hot inside but great outside
>>67472129
yeah have they said why they didn't open the dome publicly?
at least we wont get no hit
>>67472165
its rogers, they don't do things according to common sense, probably didn't want to use any electricity opening it
Blue Jays setting up to start their
>RISP
early in the game
we wont score here
reminder the jays will score here
saundshit is going to hit into a DP
daily reminder that no runs will score here
Dammit peavy
why is Peavy still on an active roster
Stream?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jake cmon
FUCK OFF RIVERA YOU PIECE OF SHIT WE ARENT GOING TO GET ANOTHER HIT IN THIS INNING YOU STUPID SPIC
>rivera>rivera>rivera>rivera>rivera
>>67472322
mlb.tv
FIRE RIVERA I HATE THIS FAGGOT
oh wow a first pitch fastball dead center to tulo with no swing, thats never happend before
that nigga just watched three pitches with the bases loaded
what the FUCK
>mfw incoming salami
At some point Tulos gonna have to stop browsing and buy something
>>67472409
literally every single at bat
just wait till hes 0-2 and swings on a breaking ball a foot off the plate
fucking pathetic
>Tulohowdoiswingabatski
THAT IS WHY YOU DONT GIVE A STOP SIGN YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHY WOULD YOU THINK FUCKING TULO WOULD GIVE YOU ANYTHING
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE WOULD GET ANOTHER HIT WITH >RISP
IS RIVERA EVEN WATCHING THESE GAMES
god fucking dammit how does rivera have a job
he fucks up 9/10 times on everything but routine shit
>Only one run allowed by Peav Shit
Guys don't worry we haven't seen the REAL tulo
these low batting averages are starting to become ridiculous for the major leagues, we are halfway through may here
>>67472473
kruk and kuiper said the base coach was waving him to go, not sure how true that is
>>67472018
Where you at familia
>>67472415
Made me kek, very astute
>Peavy keeping his 9.00 ERA perfectly intact
Like pottery
Good game Blue Jays
this fucking meme stance, someone please get a webm of that angle
>>67472565
>they dont know about aaron "literally 1 pitch" sanchez
at this point, people need to start being fired, too much "we'll just let it sort itself out", but what can we expect from Cleveland Indians management content with mediocrity at best as long as the team makes money
>>67472587
every fucking time i think he's gonna break his ankle
anybody else applying to work the fort mac cleanup
>>67472587
Really isn't that weird, it's just an open stance
If you would have watched baseball for more than one year you would have seen much weirder
damn sanchez got squeezed there
>>67472612
when will this meme die?
>>67472630
HOW DOES IT WORK?
>>67472632
gary sheffields comes to mind
>>67472623
>>67472632
it's more the way he robotically sets up that's funny as fuck
The Blewj!!
I love how everyone thought the rotation was going to be terrible but it's the only thing keeping this dumpster fire afloat. It's like pottery.
>>67472678
when he develops an actual secondary put out pitch that isnt a meme curve every 20 pitches
>>67472587
4 U
man belt and pence are the only good parts of this offense
i wish posey would wake up
>>67472817
and as soon as i say it pence pops up.
>>67472681
start looking at the job websites. most are in province only right now bus in 2 weeks on 1 off camp living similar to working on an oil camp.
>>67472760
Okay, yeah I always forget just how much he twists his foot back
Looks like it would be extremely painful desu
>>67472852
wiull ther be secret gay sex in the camps ?
Nhhng that milf from the Habbas and associates add
great cecil now that she popped it out can you be decent again?
>>67472852
firepatch is the new oilpatch
>>67472817
Posey is waking up though, he's been hitting a lot better lately
>cecil banished
finally
Goins is literally a meme
>>67472921
he hasn't had a hit the last three games sempai
>groins swinging on everything despite hitting .146 and not having a hit in the last 3+ games
W H Y
H
Y
>defending groans
U G H
>that one loud ass bitch right near the field mic
>>67472885
no, but youll be told to go find the horse cock.
>batting Sanchez after tulo, Martin AND groins
Lmao why?
peavys going to pitch 5 more innings of shutout baseball and we lose with only 3 hits in the game
bullpen will give up a cheeky homerun just for keks
>>67473006
Okay, well before that he was hot for a bit, and looking much better than the beginning of the season. He's still around .290 with 4 home runs after being around .250 for most of the early season. His numbers aren't too un-Posey like
>1-2-3 inning
Peavy wow
>>67473111
Is this your first baseball game?
>>67473111
To setup the top of the order for RBIs
>>67473111
to trick bochy into thinking peavy has got his shit together after he finishes a game with 12 strikeouts
Gibby looking massively confused.
>>67472914
its about as grim as it gets right now
>>67473141
dont fall for it m8 trust me
>>67473160
>new gibby
based
>>67473146
I was implying that he would be a better hitter even though he's a pitcher, relax
>>67473283
ok my dude
jays will be sellers at the deadline right?
>>67473317
lol
>>67473317
they should be but they wont because the "fans" would explode with anger
>>67472687
We're any of you guys watching baseball when Tony Bautista played? King of the open stance
RARE
A
R
E
STANCE
T
A
N
C
E
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DLszFqTMOmM
ty based brown
that kid is going places
>>67473363
Never understood it as a kid, what possible reason did he have for it?
>That fan with the giants jersey and blue jays hat
>>67473317
i hope bautista and edwin dont wave their 10/5 just to fuck the jews for cheaping out
>>67473352
aw, you think jays management aka the Cleveland Indians care what fans think. they literally care only that the team makes a steady profit, something that they don't need to win to do
>>67473363
It's an older meme but it checks out.
ok here's how this goes
peavy gives up a hr to joey bats and cries on the mound
>>67473440
probably bought it as a souvenir
>>67473440
>thats going to be me soon
>>67473478
>>67473478
You really think shapiro would do that this season after all the flak he's taken? He will lose money because the band wagoners wont show up for games.
>>67473572
>He will lose money
LOSE MONEY!?!! NOOO NOT MY SHEKELS YOU CANT TAKE THEM AWAY FROM MEEEE
>>67473572
why the fuck do you think rogers reached out to shapiro when he was a VP and wasnt involved as an active GM at cleveland?
rogers wants to lower the payroll and maximize profit
>>67473666
satanic trips confirms jewish kaballah cheapness spells
>>67473572
enough will still show up to games and watch and buy merchandise, as they had for over two decades of non-contention. AA did us a favour and got us a taste of a winning team while he could because he knew what was coming. there is no winning culture in Cleveland, or the jays organization in general. blue jays baseball is a watered down, kid-friendly version of baseball with no intention of competing with real baseball teams. this is the last year you will ever see the jays this good, assuming they play to their potential.
aa looted this team and left because he didnt want somebody else to profit off his work. now we are going to be terrible for another 20 years
>dropping the bat flip
little league
@SNBarryDavis
>Brett Cecil and wife Jenn welcomed their daughter Braelynn into the world today. Mom, dad and baby doing well. #BlueJays
>Braelynn
and his era is 9 again.
>>67473796
not naming her edwina
disrespect desu senpai
DINGER BOYS
\ DINGERS /
I ducking told you guys you would rock Peavy
>tfw have to worry about getting no hit by le bum man
>>67473858
*fucking
>>>>>>>>>peavy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cain tomorrow
these two are gonna single handedly ruin the giants season
even if today and tomorrow are their last starts ever, significant damage has already been done
saunders is fucking shit
when do we give lil pomps a call up for a start
>Have to face kershaw and bumgarner
stop
Strike Master Tulowitzki
>>67473906
are you slow?
>>67473832
lmao was it a nice flat 9 before this game too? impressive desu
>This shaky fucking camera
Is there an earthquake happening or some shit, this is unacceptable
>>67473897
the problem is there's frankly nobody better in the farm for the giants
blackburn and heston aren't doing hot in triple A, there are some AA guys who are decent but that's a huge fucking risk
>>67473938
hey fuck you Pomps is supreme
Dammit Jints fans I wanna like you guys but you gotta show up for gamethreads. It's past 11 and it's still all leafs in here.
Another Tulo K incoming
>>67473842
nice to see someone still posting a portion of my screencap from a game last weekend :3
>>67473949
give timmy a chance
>>67473966
nobody is here but me because poovy is pitching
our 4 & 5 can kill a thread on their own
>>67473972
that'll be a backward K senpai desu chibi
>drink every time buck says retired
>>67473949
peavy has a 9 era, cain almost an 8 era
the farm arms may not be tearing it up but they cannot be THAT bad either
also sign lincecum
>>67473978
I still need to crop martins face it's equally as good. Sucks no one made a webm.
Oh man when am i going to get unhigh so that i can take a shit
>>67473981
it's not my decision senpai it's the front office's
he was pretty shit last time but i'm not sure you can get worse than peavy or cain
>>67473978
>>67473966
You literally have a whole country that "roots" for the Blue Jays
There's only about 10-15 of us that post in the game threads anyways. We can't even talk about anything with all of you fucks clogging up the thread
Have fun kiddos
Gotta give Gibby credit for his lineups recently...
>>67474035
Yeah they did, I'll post next break in the inning... Or is this bait?
jays commentators are so boring
>>67474098
I missed the last two threads because of work no bait here sempai
>>67474084
>>67473966
Also the Warriors and the Sharks are playing in critical games right now
I'm flipping between those and checking in on the Giants sometimes
>>67474107
No shit. People defend these two clowns as well.
>>67474098
i never saw it.
honey toast is ready
>>67474145
S T O P
>>67474131
honestly this is probably the real reason it's slow
>>67474084
>pic
>>67474135
YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE YOU BASTARD YOU TRY PLAYING IN HIGH STRESS LIKE THAT MUVVAFUKKA
>>67474107
i find them comfy. to each their own, anon.
except buck has to say that a player is 'retired' after every out
lets check in with jamie campbell
>>67474200
mmmmmbut the Blue Jays ... (trails off)
>>67474035
>>67474173
>>67474131
raptors are as well but i aint posting there
>>67474145
>>67474128
Shit I only saved the png. Sorry senpaitachi
>>67474242
Yep, that's veiled homosexuality
>>67474135
fuck off bandwagon cancer
>>67474242
based thanks anon
>>67474242
>>67474035
Also, a shorter version
>belt second in the league in obp
honestly I expected him to get lazy after signing that extension but holy shit he's been tearing it up. him and pence. problem is that no one's fucking getting on in front of 'em.
>>67474242
brilliant. thanks.
i somehow screenshotted it at the perfect frame imo
>giving goyims a hit
>>67474242
>not getting your back cracked by your teammate
>>67474282
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>>67474253
Good for you
wow thrilling NL is so GOAT zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67474301
there was a stat on the giants cast that belt has walked in the last 17 games. glad >we're getting our money's worth with him
>>67474298
>>67474242
any more funny webms from this season?
classic NL
>>67474319
Puck & Bat with Buck & Pat
>>67474398
a week ago they were shittalking pillar in the lead off spot but now since he is on a half decent streak they say its a good idea
>>67474389
>>67474413
Leave Newfoundland alone!!
>>67474425
>god has abandoned us
Why are there so many canadians in this thread lol?
also are you guys winning
>>67474446
no one on sportsnet has any fucking clue what they're saying when it comes to baseball
>>67474425
>this never gets old
want to go on a road trip to cape breton, is it a nice area lads? have always wanted to visit the maritime provinces
>>67474370
Predators just scored, kill me
>>67474398
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>>67474395
he's the new votto
>>67474483
We literally the biggest fanbase on this board. Most of us stay out of the general because it's pure cancer.
wow its that guy from force majeure that swedish/french movie
Jays fans, do you guys hate Dickey for taking Syndergaard away from you?
>>67474528
>Most of us stay out of the general because it's pure cancer.
It's not /hoc/. When /mlb/ isn't being overrun by NL West faggots, its actually pretty nice.
I rented a car and drove along the cabot trail for a few days before going to halifax. it was fucking awesome. i had a qt gf at the time which helped, but i think i would enjoy it in any circumstance.
>>67474550
I just hate the faggot in general
>>67474550
Dickey is a walking meme. Not even mad.
>>67474555
Get fucked
Why can't we talk about our teams in a thread for baseball?
>>67474571
meant to be at u friend
>>67474501
>>67474555
>When /mlb/ isn't being overrun by NL West faggots, its actually pretty nice
Herein lies the problem
>>67474571
>i had a qt gf at the time which helped, but i think i would enjoy it in any circumstance.
no trust me the qt gf made the trip. you would have been lonely and scared and sexually frustrated if she was not there
>>67474550
even if we got dickey for literally nothing i would hate him
fuck him and cuckballers in general
>>67474621
How is it a problem?
>>67474596
Because it's a thread of constant shit flinging between the jints and doyers.
Personally I'm jealous since our cuckee rivals disappeared after this season's start.
>>67474596
It's not you talking about your baseball team.
It's about you and the Doyers shitposting for 500 posts about a postseason choker and stuff of that like. You guys tend not to actually talk about your team tbqh.
>>67474646
>>67474555
its nice when there are no circlejerking tripfags, which is practically never
>>67474670
That doesn't even happen anymore
Dodgers fans have apparently ceased to exist
reminder the bullpen will blow any lead we have
>>67474707
There aren't that many tripfags in /mlb/. I think youre thinking of /nfl/.
Unless you count faggy namefags that disappear after like 5 posts.
>>67474685
Dodgers fans don't even post their anymore
Very little giants is even discussed, and when they are it's about baseball
>>67474711
Gave up on browsing /mlb/ after spring training. Good to hear there are some improvements.
>>67474732
good reminder!
>>67474756
Ya thats why the general's been pretty good latey, that was the whole point of my original post.
tfw peavy goes 4er 6ip and bochy extends his leash by 20 games
>>67474732
I sure hope so
>>67474641
She wasn't perfect, neither was I. She didn't "make the trip".
no gf? bring a pair of bros and get drunk along the coast every night while eating donairs and lobster.
or just don't leave your house, anon
>>67474851
NNNNNNNGGGGGGGAAAAAH
>>67474861
>or just don't leave your house, anon
I dont have any friends anymore the last time we made a road trip was 2000 and i force it to happen plus i'm a 39yr old virgin this year i dont leave the house anymore i smoke up all my weed all day inside of a ventilated closet
YouTube strem?
>>67474917
well don't be like that. i didn't mean to be condescending. i just really mean that i believe you can enjoy the cabot trail without a qt.
>5th inning
>Already over 100 pitches
weow
>>67474999
if he lets a fourth run score and finishes this inning, his era will still go down
bochy told him to just toss 3 straight fastballs dead center
>takes 30 seconds to throw a ball well out of the zone
>>67474990
ok man i'll check it out as soon as i figure out a ventilated trailer closet that i can smoke up inside of
oh boy time for troy "strikeout" tulowitzki
>>67475074
lmao
to be fair tulowitzky has not given bochy a reason to respect him
>>67475074
You could roll them in and Tulo would strike out
Lets go Tulo!
>>67475090
kek, he showed you.
>this guy is an NL cy young winner
DONT SWING MARTIN YOU MORON YOURE SHIT TAKE THE WALK
>>67475142
so is dickey
1 miracle down, 1 to go.
>tulo gets a hit
>it stays in the infield
le bases loaded pop-out
>>67475155
i saw it happen already, friend it was in a dream he squanders it trying to be hero we lose this game
>>67475127
damn dude he owned me
his average went up from .168 to .169, fuckin showed me
>>67475142
that was almost 10 years ago senpai
>he pulls through
i can feel the false hope welling up inside
Thank goodness
We're still kind of in this
I can already see the bullpen blowing this lead
>>67475186
>le bases loaded pop-out
classic blue jays
>there are people in this very thread who didnt immidiatly change the channel or go to the bathroom as soon as martin stepped to the plate with 2 outs
>>67475155
>s-s-sorry
>>67475223
Stepped outside to piss off the balcony when Tulo came up
>>67475222
>>67475186
it's great they were able to get the bases loaded at all with 2 outs all those times you fucking bandwagoners
>>67475204
fuck, that totally just gave him 5 more starts to shit up in bochy's eyes
>>67475284
>I watch and score all 162 games from my moms basement.
>>67475284
Waste of time actually
>Sanchez:57 pitches
>Other guy:like 115
wow
>>67475285
bochy is too damn trusting in his boys
>>67475323
Is this some sort of advertising because that's a pretty good job.
>>67475333
giants have the worst 4-5 starters in the entire league
>>67475316
>he doesn't attend every game including spring training
Filthy casual
BOCHI BITES
>jays have only 5 hits against the worst starter in baseball
?????????
>>67475405
he walked so many guys that they couldn't get their at bats in
im not even joking
>>67475405
how new are you
weeeeew I had no idea EE was an athlete tbqh w/ you pat
#webgem
