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Why is Cascadia GOAT at sports?
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NFL: Seahawks, virtual dynasty, best defense of all time, best young QB of all time
NBA: Blazers locks to make the WCF, 5 NBA teams are connected to moving to Seattle
MLB: Mariners 2nd best team in the AL after the White Sox. Won 116 games in the past
NHL: Canucks are...alright?
MLS: Timbers just won the MLS cup, will win another. Sounders and Whitecaps pretty good, WC contenders as well.
NCAA: Oregon one of the best NCAA schools ever.

Not to mention GOAT scenery and mostly white

Why are we GOAT?
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its because they have money to invest in sports
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>>67467902
Best part is that it's not full of fucking liberals like other coastal areas are
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>>67467902
>seahawks, virtual dynasty
someone post the webm
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>>67467973

no
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The realm of the arbor King. Much power.
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>>67467970
>WA
>OR
>BC
>not filled with liberals

wtf am i reading
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>>67468040
Outside of three cities there aren't liberals anywhere
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>Fagscadia
>Irrelevantscadia
>Shitscadia
>Memescadia
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>>67468070
>outside of our most populous areas there are no liberals
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>>67468142
And what flyover shithole do you live in?
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Canucks came 3rd last this year. They used to be the best though.
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>>67468176
>>67468156
Extremely ass hurt redneck detected
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>Seacucks
>teams using Seattle to get better deals in their new arenas
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>>67468176
I'll give you a hint: we've won 4 professional championships in the last 6 years
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>>67467902
>virtual dynasty
>win one superbowl, lose a superbowl, and lose in the playoffs the next year.

Sounds like Brett Favre's Packers. Not a dynasty.
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>>67468219
Is it the same shithole full of Mexicans and perpetually overshadowed by LA? That one?

How does it feel to live in a shittier version of Seattle?
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>>67468230
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>>67468070
(not true, by the way)

Almost the entire Pacific coast of WA/OR voted for Obama in 2012.
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>>67468244
>42-13
>Blazers fucked up the Warriors two days ago
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>>67467902
WE OUT CHIAAA
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>>67468275
Cool. we still have more than one twice as many championships as than the entire irrelevant region of Shitscadia.
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>>67468206

seahawks will win the title next season
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>>67468329
>one twice as many
>one

Nice English, Jose. Build wall now.
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>>67468333
lolno

P.S. Gib Prosise pls

P.P.S. Nice trips
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>>67468329
Coming from an irrelevant area that's routinely overshadowed by LA.

You're like a shittier version of Boston
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>>67468348
Stay mad and irrelevant
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>>67468379
b-but what about our very recent success and meme magic?
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>>67468446
How have your NFL teams been doing? The one that is literally the worst in the NFC or the one that's going to move to Vegas?

>losing a sports team
>to fuckin Vegas

Hahahahah
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>>67468446
>>67468459

>boreball
>apesketball

lol
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>>67468539
NBA is a meme but come on baseball is great
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>>67468488
I don't give two shits about the Gayders. But my team has been to 3 NFC Championships in a row and one superbowl in the last 6 years, and still has more owls than 90% of the whole league. So I don't mind. Having two teams deep in the playoffs helps takes the pain away from the shit state of the niners.
>>67468539
>be shit at a sport
>w-we don't care!!!1
Kek
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>>67468633
The mariners and blazers are pretty good though

And the Hawks went to 2 SBs straight, and won one.
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>>67468660
>pretty good
>all 3 of those teams combined: 2 championships
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I support Cascadian and Quebecois independence.
Fuck canada
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>>67467902
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>best defense of all time
The Busc would like a word
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>>67468895
The Bucs were a one hit wonder who couldn't have a sustained era of success like the Seahawks
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>>67467902
>canucks
>alright
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>>67467973
>2 is a dynasty
>Seacucks actually believe this
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>>67468333
>legion of boom another year older
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>"best defense of all time"
>suddenly caring about the Mariners
>"one of the best NCAA schools ever"
>BC and Alaska contributing jack shit
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>>67467902
Canucks are the worst team in hockey. At peak they are the second worst team in hockey.
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>>67467902
>canucks
>alright
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Did Cascadia do well tonight?
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>>67467902
>NBA: Blazers locks to make the WCF
kek
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>>67467997
Some say he is still there to this day
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No matter what happened tonight, at least we don't live in Commiefornia
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>mariners
>fans
>shithawks a dynasty when they didnt even make it to the bowl last year and lost the year before
>oregon football collapses, OSU in shambles and U of washington lost to fucking Cal
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>>67479137
Seriously!
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>>67467902
>zero (0) world series wins
>zero (0) stanley cup championships
>three (3) stanley cup finals losses
>haven't won an NBA championship in nearly four (4) decades
>all of this even when you are given the advantage of combining three (3) distinct metro areas
>GOAT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>67482436
The Seattle Metropolitans won a Stanley Cup you fuck
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>>67482691
>thinking a 100 year old victory by a defunct team negates the fact that Cascadia teams are literal dogshit

Lmao
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>>67483238
Who are the Seahawks
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>>67483263
A shit, Bucs-tier franchise with only one ring
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>>67483263
>what is one team with one championship
>what is no world series ever
>what is no NBA championship in nearly 4 decades
>what is no stanley cup in 100 years and 3 finals losses
>what is all this despite having three (3) distinct metro areas
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Blazers have a young core and will attract FA's to buttfuck the Spurs and Warriors

Seahawks window is as open as long as Russell Wilson is there

Mariners window is beginning to open

How mad are you?
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>>67468329
And at least Cascadia isn't full of fucking liberals and hipsters and faggots like the Gay Area

So really, who wins in the end?
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>>67483918
>Cascadia isn't full of fucking liberals and hipsters and faggots
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>>67483977
Look at how blue Oregon is! WOW!
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>>67483918
Weak b8
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>>67483997
Sure thing.
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>>67483918

other than having its 2 major cities being in the top 10 gayest cities in the country?
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>>67483988
>>67484018
>the populated areas by the coast are blue while the rural inland areas are red
WOW! Who would've thunk?
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>>67484042
>San Francisco
>#1

Nothing is as gay as San Francisco.

Look at how masculine Seahawks, Mariners, Blazers and Sounders/Timbers fans are compared to whatever they have there in Fagistan
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>>67484052
A higher percentage of land is Blue in Communist California than in the all American Pacific Northwest
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>>67484070

http://www.advocate.com/travel/2014/01/06/2014s-gayest-cities-america

bad news, champ. Seattle overtook sf
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>>67484088
Citation needed

Stop pretending youre different, you arent
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>>67484121
Then why are we getting so many Commiefornians moving here?
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>>67484145
Because it's a cheaper version of the same thing.
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>>67484145

oh, look

its the same retarded texan who's been posting this for years
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>>67484042
>Salt Lake
Really??
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>>67484156
>same thing

Except, you know, not living in a state in an economic decline. Hell even the sports teams aren't that good anymore

Look at the Lakers
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>>67484042
>orlando
>baltimore
>providence
>salt lake city
>all over chicago

Oh boy
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>>67484231

look at the warriors, giants, sharks, and to a MUCH lesser extent, the clippers
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>>67484231
I meant the culture is the same faggot.
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>>67484231
Dude if you dont think the rest of the world lumps san fagcisco in with portland and seattle, youre just an ignorant, untraveled retard. Nobody is going to convince you of anything so just run along now with your "different" city.
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>>67484256
>>67484279
Maybe YOU'RE untraveled because I'm pretty sure the Pacific Northwest is a lot different than California.

Most of our states aren't filled with retards trying to write a screen play.
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>>67484301

Norcal is part of the PNW when it comes to culture.
>muh trees
>muh mountains
>muh farmers markets
>muh weed
>muh gays
>muh arts
>muh bernie

Just accept it and move on, faggot.
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>>67484301
Most maps of Cascadia include Norcal.
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>>67484363
>>67484398

>San Francisco
>anywhere NEAR the Cascades

Enjoy living in a desert
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>>67484413
>cascadia only includes the Cascade mountains

Oh sorry, i didnt realize you were 12.
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>dat flag ripoff
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>>67484413

marin county is kind of like it
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>>67484413

holy fuck, you really dont know anything about california or Oregon, do you
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>>67484438
>>67484507
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascade_Range

Lrn2geography
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>>67484564

>The country might consist of Washington, Oregon, portions of other U.S. states and British Columbia, Canada. At its maximum extent, Cascadia would extend from coastal Southeast Alaska in the north, extending into Northern California in the south, and inland to include parts of Idaho, Western Montana, Wyoming, and Yukon.
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mariners are going to the playoffs this year
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>>67468741
>Cuzco
How does it feel to have the faggots hijack your region's flag?
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>>67483837
Yeah, I'm not too worried

We'll buttfuck the Warriors next year
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>Shittatlel
>Poortlel
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>>67467997
>tfw you witnessed him in the flesh
Will never forget
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Wait, how is San Francisco a shittier copy of Seattle? Isn't SF older?
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>>67467902
>NCAA: Oregon one of the best NCAA schools ever.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do you know how bad Oregon was before Nike?
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