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Eurovision hype 2 edition
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Just topped up Russia lay edition
OFFICIALLY BOYCOTTING THIS TEZ THREAD
>>67467538
On using skrill for a second bet365 account:
In the bet365 T&C's it says your name and email must match your deposit method - whether it's skrill or neteller or entropay. So of course Euan mate you can see why I'm having trouble with this.
Are you telling me you use your actual details for your skrill account?
5th for Subway.
>>67467585
Good riddance
red book edition
It's coming home to the Netherlands lids
>>67467622
Can't even look at my EV book
It's so red it burns my retinas
This thread is going to be dire.
wtb to carry me through to luckball
how idiotic and pathetic can you be to bet on the eurovision
jej.
>>67467622
so red
>>67467672
kill yourself.
>>67467661
O1.5 in olimpia-banfield
>>67467672
>>67467672
You don't belong here.
>>67467599
E-euan?
>>67467688
1111
>>67467688
uno
>>67467704
dont add a deposit method to the second skrill account, just transfer money to and from it via your own account.
>>67467645
HET KOMT THUIS
>>67467688
missed this
>>67467726
Ah, so transfer money from my skrill to the dummy skrill.
Of course. This is what I did with paypal actually
>>67467739
>>67467726
>>67467704
>>67467599
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67467758
What's wrong with asking questions you melt
>>67467782
>Risking your own life to collect some corpses
sea burials are a pretty norway thing anyway arent they?
>>67467782
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36097300
People do so much stupid shit.
>>67467782
Horrible
I'm bored. First reply to this I put a tenner on. Must be inplay, must be 365.
>>67467895
capiata-diaz draw
>>67467688
222
>>67467908
Hoping for something more exciting, but on.
>>67467934
If it wins I'll rebet the winnings on whatever you guys call
>>67467782
Not sure if this or nutty putty cave is the worst way to die.
ffs janny, r u srs?
Janny wasn't on gib game, tears
>>67467986
>>67467782
Uncalled for. Caving and diving deaths is part of /bet/ culture desu.
He must be SEETHING after missing Gib Utd.
>>67468015
Agreed.
Diving is embedded in bet culture. I DARE not post about my potential date now.
Club general Diaz rt7 free money
>>67468201
why do you keep posting random bristol rovers stuff?
Gonna get on 02.5 in olimpia game if it reaches 1.8
>>67468352
stop saying olimpia
>>67468352
its not spelt like that, pleb
>>67468370
Sorry lid. Didn't even notice.
>>67468376
Pmsl I've forgotten more Argentinian football than you'll ever know
>>67468399
That is very doubtful given I follow it religiously and am a regular contributor to Hand of Pod.
>>67467934
Not looking good boys
>>67468408
That you Sam lid?
Blazers +6.5, Lillard o27.5 points
>>67468306
Zzzzz too easy, free money
>>67468487
Not healthy to be on the computer when you're tired lid
>>67468500
got an essay in for the morning I haven't finished tho
>>67468408
What a hotbed of autism and deflated banter
>bookmarked
>>67468519
this tbqh
LOVE websites/blogs like this
>>67468306
Printing money. Got them @6.50
Thanks liddo.
>>67468568
np mate, stay shrewd
rt9 club diaz small
>>67468544
Me too
Share some
Just seen a home run not count as a home run in baseball.
So confused right now.
>>67468614
bad tip, club diaz counter-attack weak
>>67468681
someone else in the team went out
>>67468681
what game? I'm on yankees but not watching
>>67468681
>baseball
>confused
checks out
>>67468705
Yeah but, it was a home run?
>>67468697
>gif
>doesn't move
wow. you're a cunt.
>>67468725
HATE this gif
>>67468725
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>67468725
>the STATE of her bare tits
feeling sick just thinking about them again
Olimpia DC, 2 ez
>>67468725
That cow needs milking
>>67468725
who is this
rt9 cucuta deportivo.
just gone 1-1, need the win. already on 6. pushing hard now. @3.25. good price, good chance of return. why not?
>get credited a hit
>get credited an RBI
>Don't get credited a home run
>also out
wtf is happening.
>>67468847
Don't forget to wash between your toes.
>>67468847
th-thanks
>>67468847
She seems like a nice girl.
>>67468835
I've just put a lot on this, it will come in right?
>>67468796
zzzzz 1-2, 2 ez
The only thing that makes me sicker than penny punting prestakers is penny punting corners bettors.
>>67468835
tfw the team pushing hard scores instead of getting corners.
>>67468944
this.
>>67468944
How much is it needed to bet to not be considered a penny punter?
>>67468944
Trying to start beef with everyone on TT?
>>67468796
2-2 hope you guys got on, 2ez
>>67468964
1 pound
>>67468964
£1k
>>67468973
If I have learnt anything from my many years on social media, it is that beef gets you attention.
>>67468964
bout tree fiddy
What brokers do you use for Asian bookies like SBObet?
Asianconnect88 doesn't accept UK customers. I feel like I'm being meme'd, its so hard to find this information
>sports
>>67469072
You can only sign up to asianconnect if you use this link
http://asianconnect88.com/register/?pk_kwd=JMckeown
and set your country to Chad
>>67467782
This gets deleted but >>67468847 still exists.
/bet/ everyone..
Guess I can start then.
Got the fittie on tiddy lads, give me an opener.
>>67469107
thnx
>>67468847
I bet she has sexy back pain.
>>67469107
Please have sex
>>67469147
I would LOVE to have sex pal, the trouble is just finding a willing bird.
>>67469147
>>67469107
He's not joking. This was true a while ago. Not sure if it still is, but it was for sure.
>>67469173
What do you use? Or are you still using your soon to be limited williamhill account? Although I swear you've posted in asia tips before
Kinda new here, what's the please have sex meme
>>67469252
PLEASE have sex and find out.
>>67469234
UK users could sign up to Asianconnect/odds a few months ago and accounts werent close.
>>67469242
C-cheers, sorry for doubting you senpais
It's just that when I asked how to join PGA I got told to message Finnie and then when she didn't reply I kept messaging her before she told me to fuck off
>>67469252
you'll find out when you're 18 my son
>>67469286
pmsl, post screencaps.
>>67469286
Pmsl
>>67469286
GOLDEN post right here pal.
Missing Hassan desu
>>67469345
Where is the filthy paki?
>>67469345
this
>>67469374
Probably banned for that post yesterday pmsl
I'm feeling very unsettled right now boys.
>>67469306
>>67469275
B-but I'm 20 and I bang slags
>>67469421
would love to run a couple of SETs on your britTLE chin
>>67469345
Probably banned. Jani went off his nut last night when the S2 game went O2.5 and he wasnt on.
Bet sharks in NHL tonight, best road team in the league looking to close out against a very average team.
>>67469460
you have to give the bet step by step for me or I won't place it.
>>67469457
>mfw I didn't realize it was a prestake and didn't get on
Comfy watching it's always sunny.
>>67469479
Fucking love Always Sunny, good shout lid
Run through the top 5 /bet/ memes
>>67469516
>>67469479
replying to yourself is not cool.
>>67469530
Nice try you pathetic cretin
>>67469564
caring enough to cap and crop. zzzzz
Can I get an update on Justina pls?
Russia won't win r-right guys?
http://www.betangel.com/blog_wp/2016/05/09/the-losers-game/
An excellent late night read, all of which applies to betting as well as trading.
Goodnight, god bless x
>>67468796
3-2, hope you guys enjoyed the free cash.
want more?
>>67470143
plz
>>67470143
Yes please
>>67470143
yes more plz
>>67470157
>>67470161
>>67470169
cental cordoba, medium dc, small sw.
>>67470221
also atlanta dc.
>>67470221
Overs or?
>>67470289
don't see cordoba not winning tbqh. should score before 30min at least once.
>>67470381
Can't get on that
old degen, what trips still here?
>>67470442
Nobody
wtb
>>67468201
thought that was fuckin sadiq khan being lifted up
central cordoba game unsuspended when?
>>67469460
> best road team in the league
> bookies dont know this
pmsl
>>67470221
2-1 before 30min, hope you all got on. free money
>>67470582
wtf happened
Are you in touch with the opposite goalies?
>>67470221
Love you
>>67469460
1-0, sharks looking hungry, anyone else on this?
>>67470636
Yes, thanks senpai
>>67470582
Just praying for Atlanta, Cordoba was not on 188bet
>>67470618
musta been pure luck.
>>67470636
yh thanks, looking good.
>>67470663
atlanta should score one but anything can happen, heres hoping.
if anyone wants to reback the cordoba game, overs is safest option from here. if the markets ever open, try and get an over 4.5 line. should be a safe bet.
>>67470636
2-0
>>67470636
2-0 sharks, thanks.
Small on sarmiento game btts
>did not get on le-back-favourite-when-they-go-a- goal-down-man's tips
feel ill
>>67470770
sarmiento have been dominating this game, probably better to go over 1.5 if anything at all
>>67470845
dunno if thats wht the guy did. i watched the game and he said it would be a goal or two goal before 30 minutes and then the game froze for loads of time and suddenly there is two goals. seems really dodgy to me, think i might move my money from account incase it gets investigatedd
>>67470944
surely a work of satire this post
>>67471015
? Did you not watch?
>>67471015
also notices the game suspended a lot because dodgy betting making lines move hard
Atlantaaa
>>67470250
1-1
>>67470663
There's your Atlanta pal
O4.5?
H A S S
Small on Atlanta sw?
>>67471262
Not much time left now, they've been playing strong and have even more reason to try for goal. But not certain either way, defo a risk. 10% chance they score
>>67469345
>>67469374
>>67471259
Here boys
Sorry janni x
>>67471324
what do you think of that guys tips above hass? is it shrewd or was he just guessing and lucky? dunno whos tips to follow in these threads
>>67471324
I don't agree with the offensive and racial behaviour shown towards you Hass.
>>67471068
honestly not, but to me it looks like he just backed 3 random south american favourites who happened to be down a goal. but then again he could have shady connects in the lower argentinian leagues as well. seems like all winners though so good job to the guy i guess
>>67467599
Paypal works just fine, IF you're actually mates with the guy you're using (which I assume you are to be able to get all the verification documents).
Make a paypal for your mate, add his details and then have him help you verify it, easy peasy lemon squeezy if they have online banking
Like the look of some of the Swedish games tomorrow, gotta make up for the Syrianske tip from the over day
>>67471397
It's quite simply /bet/ magic liddo
>>67471419
Someone people just need to get a £50 haircut, just once, and change their perspective on things
>putting a team in the bonus before the first media timeout of the quarter
Imagine.
>>67470250
>>67470221
>>67470381
>>67468796
any more bets? can you post them pls
Twice I've locked my phone before letting my online banking app process the transfer to my Paypal
Living with ADHD is suffering
>>67471612
dude put on cuba in the futsal, its a sure winner aye
>>67471632
>Mental diseases are real
When will they learn
Ala v Hered o2.5 safe bet.
>>67471756
>>67471884
ok on both these, big odds on cuba
>>67471840
bet hassy is just faking it for the addy's to increase betting productivity. shrewd.
>>67471925
Sly cunt
>>67471884
>>67471911
Don't let me down boys
>>67471965
>>67471911
how do you guys even know this is the same guy? those bets look awful, one is lotto and one just won't come in.... hope you don't actually randomly bet on stuff posted here
cat's going to end up in a tiny wheelchair if there won't be a second in de cali game
>>67472004
They're addicts m8
>>67471840
>>67471925
Mitigating circumstances for extra time for deadlines is very real friendos
Tomorrow's skedge looks _______
Recommend rebacking central.
If I was a gambling man I'd say that they don't lose this particular game.
>>67472102
You cheeky cunt, would do the same but don't want other kids calling me a retard when I stay behind in exams.
>>67472102
tommorow's skedge looks like i'm canceling the lunch @ granny's and grabbing some protein and vitamins at the store
>>67472124
is this a meme? someone help me out here?
What do you like the look of m8?
>>67472238
@slovakia
>>67472238
nothing really, it's going to rain and i'm pretty sensitive to atmospheric pressure desu
>>67472204
Guess we just have to wait and see, I'm putting tiny on because his others came in.
>>67472201
Remember to get Vitamin D3 lad, never D2
>>67472414
>literally stealing my gimmick
>>67472124
Confirmed fraud, fuck you
Central Cortoba NOOO
Anon such a fraud.
>>67472480
Wew, strong words boyo.
Shaking at the thought of my u191.5 in the Miami game losing if this game goes to 2 OT
>>67472467
But this is MY gimmick?
>>67472496
>>67472480
>Implying now's not the perfect time to reback
And the Cuba bet isn't coming in!! Such scandals
central -0.25 @2.85 look good?
any info on this game or just some random shit?
feeling chest pains after that disallowed cali 2nd in the 92nd that i needed like A I R
on a scale of 1 to 10 how hard did i get memed on central game?
need a central goal like AYRE
Did any of your morons actually read his posts?
>>67470221
>medium dc, small sw
>>67470381
>should score before 30min at least once
>>67470720
if anyone wants to reback the cordoba game, overs is the safest option from here. try and get an over 4.5 line. should be a safe bet.
I cashed out my sw and dc at half time and jumped on his offer of over 4.5 which came in.
Just read the bets for yourself a bit and don't blindly follow while not paying attention to what's going on in game. You lot are embarrassing sometimes.
Need a Cordoba chase like air now
>>67473127
ala v hered overs is looking tasty
>>67473154
Go away Mafia
>>67473038
F you that's ppl money
>>67473242
What did he mean by this?
>ball literally just sits and doesn't move at the base of the rim after a dwade layup
wew you don't see that every day
>>67473276
got webm?
Wtb in warriors game?
>>67473397
Blazers +6.5 posted in here earlier I got on. Not sure what the line is now mate.
Giants money line or handi. Wins.
>>67473350
just a low quality stream cap, was shaking quite a bit as i was on heat -1.5 and raps won the jump ball after that wade thing and cut the lead to 2 on the possession
>tfw captcha shows a road sign giving directions to towns in slovakia
scary desu
>>67473597
What happens in that case? No points?
Also the capatchas make me sad because they show so many foreign places that look interesting that I will never visit. The daily reminder that I will never live in an Italian town and drive my fiery gf round on a vespa and hit her after she serves me cold food after work. feelsbadman
got absolutely wasted last night and put absolutely sickening sums on blue jays ML.
they are up 3-0 now but i am still shivering like mad
going to hedge soon if I get good enough odds
>tfw recovering gambling addict
>tfw read /bet/ to try to recapture how exciting those days were
>tfw I'll never experience a rush like that again
>>67474675
>tfw I'd go fucking wild during football season
>tfw I'd stay up from Saturday morning to Sunday night, so fucking hyped about the games I was betting
>tfw I'll never experience the joy of winning a huge parlay ever again
>>67474204
>jays on the west coast
Would be shaking too senpai. So far so good though. Watch out for an awful bullpen.
>>67474675
>tfw at least I only lost $4,000 overall, but gambling had into a crazy obsession
>tfw lost my credit analyst job because I was constantly focused on gambling instead of work
>tfw decided I was going to gamble full time for my income
>tfw went on the gambling bender to end all gambling benders
>Bet pretty much every game in every sport for a week straight
>Barely slept at all
>Worked with a doctor and got myself into an inpatient behavioral disorder clinic
>Spent two weeks there working to overcome my addictive behavior
>mfw I got my job back
Dread to think how the Eurovision book of you lids look tbqh.
pmsl, bet it's pretty red.
been on an absolutely unreal streak the last few days. should be up much more however have really not profited that much due to poor bankroll management.
as long as the giants and blazers win here tonight I will be happy though
>>67474954
you should try internet baccarat, it takes like 2 seconds to open and u can swing between thousands of dollars within 20 seconds. That shit is the death of me cause i just zero in and ignore all common sense and just keep clicking.
>>67475352
> betting on obviously rigged games
tears
>>67475388
yeah what kind of idiot would bet on the nfl
>only put $600 on o204.5 in the Golden State game
zzzzzzz
>>67475701
>aftertiming
zzzzzzz
>>67475873
You know that Uni, Maple and I are all the same person right?
>>67475938
what an odd little man
>>67468433
Lillard a shit
>>67476732
>17 points in the first half
>0 in the second
ok
>>67476929
soon as you said this he knocks down a 3
>Ameribets confirmed witch
>>67477114
POTTERY
>>67477205
Surreal.
>>67477357
Never in doubt senpai
What are you nerds doing in here?
>>67477546
Jerking off over Dame going HAM in the 4th
How can there be an NBA game on at this time?
>>67477615
Overtime lad
>tfw Blazers don't beat the spread in OT.
The Russian jury has been revealed to have Periscope themselves as they deliberated on the songs in the first semi final.
The Periscope shows the jurors during the performances from the Netherlands and Armenia. During the Periscope a juror shows a blank score sheet of all of the countries in the semi final. However it is clear to see that the juror is voting up the Netherlands, but voting down Moldova and Hungary.
Questions have been raised as to whether the Russian jury were allowed to stream themselves during the decision making process. Furthermore, the way in which the jurors are carrying out the process of judging the songs is also question with one juror seen dancing during a performance.
>>67477763
>Russia
>Doing anything to a professional standard.
>half a point
JUST
>>67477995
> not knowing the NBA is rigged
tears
>>67478170
Still up about a grand on the game, but should've been more
*special large play*
Nationals ML -155
oh boys
im all ready to spend my tenner today
>>67477995
pmsl
Tempted to go pretty big on Tampines -1 when the line comes out. Selangor are without half their midfield, plus I refuse to believe that Jermaine Pennant won't knock at least one past a defense that conceded 3 to the team at the bottom of the table.
Been working all night got no sleep and I still haven't finished what I needed to. Worst part is I did some outrageous bets when I was bored throughout the night and spunked about 500 quid from yesterday's profits. Oh well, hoping to make that back this morning. I should hopefully have some info on jap games a little later and will try and get it out to you all as soon as I can. Oh yeah, morning lids.
>Canelo vs GGG
WHO YA GOT, /bet/??
how's everyone's Eurovision book looking?
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