>The National League is better than The American League
>The American League is ruining baseball
>>67462432
>I want to employ a fat ass who is too slow to even play 1B anymore
>I want my pitchers to masturbate to anime inbetween inning rather than play the game
>>67462463
>I want my pitchers to have free outs every game because they can't handle facing one more REAL batter
>Nashitnal League
>I'd rather have Bartolo Colon at-bat than David Oritz
>>67462463
>i get excited when my obese pitcher hits his first career hr at 42 after over 20 years in the league
>I'd rather watch my sub .100 pitcher get struck out than bat Prince Fielder, David Ortiz, Alex Rodriguez or Nelson Cruz
>mfw a NL pitcher gets injured at bat while striking out
>its a NL team gets cucked by big strong AL team season
>I rate Bartolo Colon
>i rate Matt Harvey
>>67462477
>I don't my pitchers to have any skin in the offensive aspect of their sport
>I don't want my DH to have any skin in the defensive aspect of their sport
>I don't want to build cohesion and teamwork on the bench
>I enjoy not holding players accountable for the sum total of their team's performance
Legitimately the greatest GIF ever
>>67462432
>carrying someone too fat/slow/unathletic to be on the field
How are there people that actually enjoy this?
>>67470974
>implying your pitcher should have to sacrifice his time and effort to get marginally good at batting when instead he could be devoted full time to being the defensive pinnacle of your team that has to face nine real batters
>implying a player could play baseball his entire life and reach the majors without having played a starting defensive role for most of his career
>implying a teammate being a free out in a critical situation is good for either cohesion or teamwork
>implying a pitcher doesn't fully contribute to his team by not batting when instead he is really just a purer element of their success
kys my man
>>67470974
>I enjoy watching my sport die a brutal and sad death
>>67471422
>baseball is dying
>>67471440
Response
>>67462463
>I want my pitchers to masturbate to anime inbetween inning rather than play the game
Hilarious image.
