Friendly reminder that this is your average American soccer fan.
https://youtu.be/yv4SpjMinlQ
americans are so WOAT
>>67461096
I could only listen to him for like five seconds before closing the video. What the fuck is wrong with him? Does he wanna be a yuro so bad he'll fake a terrible accent?
pic related is your average american soccer fan
>>67461096
Naw, that's just Seattle
Is he faking an English accent?
Fucking hell.
#AMF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
>>67461170
What does this mean? They want to bring back hooliganism? If so I agree.
>>67461096
The average American soccer fan is a latino who watches La Liga or Liga MX, these cringey hipsters who go to MLS games are a tiny minority.
I don't get why American fans try to copy the English/European way of doing things.
Why don't they just support the teams their own way?
I'd make fun of them much less if they just did their "DEE FENCE! *clap clap clap* DEE FENCE!" thing that they do with all the other sports.
And how their teams are all called "football clubs" or have "Real" at the front, it's just embarrassing.
>>67461175
First time I've actually watched this. Fucking hell kek. Who wears a scarf and short sleeves?
>>67461193
Stupid gringos who are trying to be British, they don't represent most American soccer fans at all.
>>67461193
this is seattle. we don't consider them real Americans
>>67461177
They do
There's a skinhead faction in NYC as well.
>>67461170
Fucking hell the guy on the far left.
>>67461170
>against modern football
>follows a team that only started last season.
i know modern football is everywhere regardless of a teams history, but still....
>>67461190
Good question but I'll take a guess.
The hipsters who are MLS fans aren't your typical fans from other American sports. At our other sports, MLB, NBA, NHL, college sports, etc..., the behavior is pretty much the same. Lots of drinking and celebrating.
But since these hipsters aren't even American sports fans, they're trying to be different at their sport and decided to try to be like the yuro fans cuz idk, maybe hipster don't like America?
But since it's a hipster sport the chances of the real American sports fans getting into it are very slim. It's associated with fagginess cuz of those hipsters...if not the average American sports fan woulda become a fan of soccer as well.
>>67461193
Scarf and short sleeves for a supporter in the stands is akin to gloves and short sleeves for a player.
>>67461190
> I'd make fun of them much less if they just did their "DEE FENCE! *clap clap clap* DEE FENCE!" thing that they do with all the other sports.
really? that's pretty funny
anyway i always smirk when americans on sp try to laugh at 'yurop' when it's pretty clear half their country wishes they were euro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dAWJ6Ex_Kw
i don't know why this video isn't posted more often
OOH ARE YA? OOH ARE YA?
>>67461209
Was soccer more popular with hispanic people in the US before its recent gain in popularity overall? I wonder since latin americans nations have always been among the best in international competition.
>>67461246
mls fans don't even count for a tenth of the whole country bud. there's a lot of people here who don't even know that the league even exists.
There are 3 kinds of American soccer fan:
1. Hispanics (mostly Mexicans): care about Barca/Real or some Mexican team, never go to MLS games, the only type of fan that actually played soccer and still plays it on a regular basis.
2. Non-Hispanic Premier League fans: They used to be mostly Englandboos (Angloboos?) but the Premier League has gotten too mainstream nowadays so most of the hipsters have moved on. Generally pretty tolerable, except for the Arsenal fans.
3. MLS fans: the worst of the worst, these are people who simultaneously hate the European leagues (except the Bundesliga, naturally) and all American sports leagues.
>>67461246
I love following the European leagues since the MLS is straight basura and a fucking joke. There is no way that at 78 years of age Didier Drogba should be scoring goals at the kind of clip he does for Montreal.
>>67461252
Yes. Most American soccer fans are hispanics, you just don't see much from them online because they don't give a shit about MLS and don't feel the need to film themselves being "hardcore fans"
>>67461170
>surgical mask
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67461181
We watch any quality soccer. I'll sit down and watch a high profile MLS match. Yesterday's galaxy game was beautiful
Gah can't till Trump becomes President. He'll ban soccer from the United States.
>>67461268
>There is no way that at 78 years of age Didier Drogba should be scoring goals at the kind of clip he does for Montreal.
Obafemi Martins literally looked like Messi in MLS. It was amazing.
>>67461096
>that accent that keeps dropping in and out
KEK
>>67461281
Remember that one English guy who broke the MLS goals record but couldn't even nail down a starting spot on any Premier League team?
>>67461190
You make fun of us regardless of how or fans act during a game. Making fun of others is pretty much the only think Brits are good at these days senpai.
>>67461281
Just look at this. https://twitter.com/FootbalIStuff/status/591295225630478337
Didn't realise it was the Sounders too
>>67461246
>half their country
Not even remotely close. These faggot hipsters are the tiniest of minorities. If we could jettison these faggots off over yurop we'd totally do it.
![020316-soccer-Donald-Trump-Soccer-2-pi-mp.vresize.1200.675.high.86[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4szFoQW.jpg "020316-soccer-Donald-Trump-Soccer-2-pi-mp.vresize.1200.675.high.86[1].jpg")
>>67461279
http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/donald-trump-played-varsity-soccer-in-high-school-020316
![2AB3F90C00000578-0-image-a-5_1437419491040[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yT1oYMK.jpg "2AB3F90C00000578-0-image-a-5_1437419491040[1].jpg")
>>67461311
>>67461298
Jesus Christ, I don't know whether to be angry, sad, or laugh my ass off. They just killed the MLS with that one tweet.
>mfw
>>67461294
It's weird how the British have so much to be proud of, yet they spend all their time making fun of their own country and other countries. Stop making jokes about the rain, you jackasses, you invented the internet.
>>67461336
That last turn he did was god tier though
>>67461298
the commentator is the "come on seattle guy"?? the accent seems fake lel
I see nothing wrong here
>>67461354
> not realizing that boastfulness and pride are but a laggard's touch
>>67461354
>the British have so much to be proud of
We do?
>>67461170
>/sp/ tries to meme a right wing mls team into existence
>we get this instead
>>67461354
Yes, a bunch of autistic brits on spee invented the internet.
God bless them.
>>67461686
thanks lad that really means a lot
>Americans calling soccer football
Why are murrilards such beta cuks?
>>67461096
>that fake english accent
holy shit
>>67461336
That guy looks like a late 90's-early 2000's pornstar kek
>>67461298
>dirty ass synthetic grass
You get the football you deserve guys
>>67461096
Is that Paul bearer's son?
>>67461170
reminder that this is an average american football fan... negro and he doesent know shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuh9FDXcTrk
>>67461246
>really? that's pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbL_rsCvqsU
>>67461246
Pip pip le doodlydoo
This post deserves a (you)
>>67461266
>except the bundesliga, naturally
The fuck.
>>67461096
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ACCENT
Give this guy a fucking fedora
This is the type of person twinkdive attracts. He wasn't born in a culture that forced it on him. He naturally became a soccer fan. Tells you a lot about the sport tbqhf
>>67461124
This is basically equivalent to the people you'd find at a hardcore anime convention.
Normal Americans like football, basketball or baseball.
>>67462479
>furpuck
>>67462520
So? Americans are still WOAT
>>67462568
We own all your best teams anyway.
>>67461096
>OOOWALROOYYT SAAAOOOOOO
Every fucking time
>>67461096
someone post his wedding site again, /sp/ raided his guestbook on it, t'was gold
>>67464265
This only makes you worse mate
>>67462520
>weeaboo
This and so this. Every time I see this dude I can't help but thinking he has a fucking pillow waifu collection and a bunch of gundam gunpla.
mls fans are so fucking cringy.
>>67462387
bundesliga is hipster enough over here but mainstream enough over there for our hipsters to know about it here
e.g. hipsters here don't know about superlig or whatever, even if they did honestly it wouldn't be european enough so they probably wouldn't root for it
once bundesliga gets somewhat known they'll move to eredivisie etc
>>67461170
>against modern football
>team only exists because of modern football
>>67461096
>that fake British accent
Absolutely fucking disgusting desu
>>67461354
M8 this nation was built on banter. 75% of shakespeare is basically bantz. Newton only invented gravity because he was bantered by an apple.
>>67461170
>his team is literally 1 year old
>against modern football
do they even know what it means
>>67464525
>eredivisie
But eredivisie is shite.
Why watch any league but epl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FQsrRSMFw
>>67461298
>MSL's Messi
We used to call him shitty feet when he was at Inter, the first pace babby i can remember
>>67461096
>>67461175
Goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've seen!
>>67462479
says the furpuck fan
>>67467606
You're alright, anon.
How do you feel about this, btw?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9GqWoy6__s
>>67461803
>>67461298
>can't play in Europe
>mlels' Messi
How do you guys feel about clubs like Orlando city SC (NOT FC) that have a south american/mexican atmosphere at games? Orlando is pretty much a hispanic city with tons of Brazilians and Argentinians who come and support their local club. Went to a couple matches and it did not feel forced or cringe like the videos I've seen posted here
>>67464890
Because unlike the bpl, the Eredivisie winner isn't decided a couple matches before the end of the season.
>>67468649
>that have a south american atmosphere
lol no
>>67468723
have you been to either one anon
>>67468680
>>67461137
did you draw that yourself?
>>67461096
This is your average Seattlite actually
That place is the worst
I want to learn how to play street soccer like a Brazilian and get that insane ball control but nobody plays like that where i live. Wat do?
holy fuck lmao
>xeattle
http://www.soundersfc.com/post/2010/05/09/sounders-fc-issue-credit-season-ticket-holders
>>67469489
Practice skill moves by yourself
>>67461096
>I go to Europe about every summer to experience atmosphere over there
I would have been okay with 9/11 if that douche and his accent had been on one of the planes.
why
>>67470572
>May 9th 2010
i never want to watch soccer after watching this video
>>67470610
Isn't that just freestyle. Wouldn't i have to play close quarters against other players with street style to actually learn how to use the skills effectively?
>britbongs are so uncivilized that they form street gangs and kill innocent bystanders just because of a game
>>67464939
Kek
holy shit why do Americans just want to be british? that guys accent is something else
you could've just not turned traitor you know?
>>67474982
Think of the sweet breakfast dish named after you! (not really)
>>67461229
MLS fans are the least educated posers I've ever encountered at any sporting event
Go to an mls game and just listen to everybody talking.
Fucking hilarious, I would love to see any of these fans go to a Millwall v West ham match, they'd soon be shitting themselves.
>>67461096
This sub is disgusting. That kid has downs syndrome and you all laugh at him.
>>67461096
dat MILF Jen Mueller
WE
WE
WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
WE
WE
WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>67474982
https://youtu.be/9-r-5kB1Sz0
>>67461096
Average *MLS fan you mean.
>>67474982
It's because people like him are utter Yurophiles and think that they sound 'intelligent' by pretending to be Yuros
>>67461096
And then I learn this cunt graduated with a ms in statistics from UW cum laude
I fail to see a difference between them and any other group of European soccer fans.
soccer is a boring sport for bad athletes
Sonics fans aren't this insufferable, right? Just the retarded Seacucks and Soundlels?
KEEP MLS WEIRD
>>67462520
I noticed some hipsters like hockey too talking about how it is the hardest sport on earth and how tough the players are
>>67461181
m8 mls averages like 28k people a game
>>67468649
i feel like you are baiting
>>67479425
>go to college soccer game
>get blown out 4-0
>some faggots start that chant
>>67480883
Yeah there's autists or hardcore hooligans that will bash the cunt out of each other. No difference at all
