Pic related, it's all of you.
Old thread: >>67422542
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>Russia @2.56
>this barca bball tip
Topping off a woeful day tbqhwy
Pretty lad. Who is he?
>malacateco -0.5 was @ evens
SEETHING
>>67445111
professional gerard pique lookalike.
>>67445111
Some famous actor
>>67445103
Literally diabolical. Shaking my head in disbelief that someone would tip this.
>>67445425
They've been playing shit, still a small tiny hope. I'm still 13/14 and 13/15 if this loses you muppet what tips have you posted?
>>67445516
stop this.
>>67445516
Silence, exactly my point.
Just lost 1k on Universidad SC rebacks. Feels bad being a pixel punter
literally can't stop topping up river plate slags handis
Euan literally posting a soccerway tip pmsl
>>67445516
pmsl, gonna need to back them claims up lid. Pls trip up so I can filter you.
>>67446244
well now i can, a minute after the post it went from -0.5 to a short -0.75, wouldn't really get on anymore at this price
>>67445652
what the fuck did you bet?
juve @ 1.72 hmm
>>67446296
>implying you'd filter the person spoon-feeding you
You're a massive leech so wouldn't be able to help yourself you cunt
>>67446339
they conceded 2 out of the 2nd half making it 1:4 while the ratios of DAs and shots were pretty much 4:1. ended 2:6, semi shrewd people saw through the ruse and got on overs
>Barca
>>67446411
I put 25 quid on this earlier
>>67446437
Yeah, I got on overs as well. I learned from the slags games last week (6-0 to 7-4 in one half or something like that).
Chasing hard on KR Reykjavik under 2.5
>>67446575
backed them from 1-4, ended 2-6
>barca
Literally lost every bet I've placed today. zzz
>>67446614
>thousands on handis for shaky South-American games
Just LEAF my shit up.
>>67446671
>Won some
>Lost more
Don't know how long i can carry on
>>67446766
I've placed 7 bets. Lost them all. In a very worrying place atm tbqh.
>having to make me search for this
disgusting
>>67446893
Spurs ML doesn't lose right?
meh, was almost finishing the post when they scored but a re-back on bahia -0.5 @1.9 from 1-0 up is still good as they need to win by 2. still baffled that pixel punters didn't get a whiff of this earlier, was 1.7 at kick-off and 20-1 on DAs when i got on @1.95
SUCH a lotto bet from euan
JUVE PLEASE
>Verona 1-0
NOT THIS SHITTU AGAINU
>>67446996
RED AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA DAFC
>>67446946
Only if you call your mum today and tell her you love her.
>>67447148
>>67447064
>mainstream shit
>>67446996
jesus christ, too much on this shite and some sudaca hothead just decided to get a straight red for bahia. just IMAGINE your team being up a goal in the 27th, playing like peak barca, absolute sums being placed on them and he just loses his head like i'm about to very soon
>>67447157
>red cards in south america mean anything
>>67447159
B-But its not mothers day here
I've lost every fucking bet I've placed today. What's the winning bet then lids?
>>67447322
Dead Pool | Which character will perish next?
Alliser Thorne 0.0 (3.00)
:^)
>>67447322
dont ask me lid, I'm down 1100 for the weekend.
Questioning whether i can keep going
Only just noticed that Verona are 1 up. Genuinely burst out laughing, because I know how silly a bet on Juve was and yet I put sums on it. I deserve to lose this money, I'm not even mad.
>>67447392
>not placing money on Mormont the cuck for free $$$
you really hate money.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl5vi9ir49g
>betting on juventus C team
Cavs -3.5 first Q is guranteed
>>67447464
He's only been in this season for like 30 seconds so far. I don't see any point in knocking him off w/o any build up but who knows.
Phillies surreal
>>67447554
>players dont want to impress the manager so they get into the first team
>>67447934
I'm sure he's impressed
>following other tipsters on ARP
jesus christ...
>juventus
>dont have any emotional connection to the money I place anymore
I used to post 'tears' and spam the thread with on-topic shitposts, but I can't sincerely get excited about winning or losing anymore. Just numbers on a spreadsheet etc. The only way I still get any excitement from betting is when I tip something and my reputation is on the line.
From anybody who's been in the game longer than me, is this normal? I'm staking higher and higher amounts than ever before (due to increase in roll size) but I have less of an emotional connection to anything. When I win, I haven't won enough; when I lose, I shrug it off.
I miss the sweat of old times
Juventus about to ruin my life
FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
IM GONNA LOSE £300 ON JUVENTUS BEFORE OF YOU CUNTS
I CANT AFFORD THIS SHIT AND IM GONNA GET KICKED OUT AT THE END OF THE MONTH
>tfw you bet mafia'd yourself
>>67448315
pmsl
>>67448315
Your own fault lad, we told you to lay it off or wait for a better bet. Don't blame us for placing a muggy mainstream shite bet with no edge
>>67448366
i cant afford a lay, im not rich enough
>>67448384
then you should of waited
>>67448384
Sunderland are playing Everton in the week, I watied for that whatever the odds
>>67448384
Should've just waited it out for a large or special then. Either way, shit judgement
Down insane today and just seen Russia price, genuinely want to die
>>67448399
i asked whether i should've and you all said it's safe :(
>>67448419
>would've waited*
>>67448437
They were all troll responses.
>>67448437
Did you check the team news or bet on it because its juventus?
>>67448437
Idk why you'd listen to me lid, I nomally only tip rugby
river slags surreal, drifted line covered too for the desperate -ev fools who got on it
>>67448437
Hope you didn't lose too much pham
>>67448482
well thanks you guys, im getting kicked out of my apparentment due to rent and ill probably find myself homeless soon
>>67448484
i bet on it because you guys mentioned it and ten i looked up on it and everyone was predicting a juve win
Do the hawks do finally win
>>67448586
300 freaking pounds
>>67448629
Wow. Everyone thought the favourites and biggest club in the country would win? I'll keep a note of your research methods next time I need a bet.
>>67448437
We're constantly DAC here
>>67448679
*200
>>67448590
>betting your rent on muggy mainstream
You've got a problem
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>>67448710
speak for yourself lad, up 5 figs today. best day in ages.
>>67448590
If you live near London and can suck the soul out of my dick, I'll let you sleep in my bathtub
>>67448679
dont sweat it lid, want me to buy your bet365 off you? Willing to pay £50 which will help you to pay off rent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
CANNOT SPAKE
>They didn't heed Euan's warning
pmsl cheers lid, got out of this betting nonsense and picked up some new hobbies instead. hup on life. xx
>>67448782
I'll up the offer to 1 months rent
>>67448835
deal how do i sell it to you?
>>67448835
>>67448782
don't worry guys, i'll try to make ends meet. i'll stay away from betting for a while and i shouldnt have taken it out on you guys. almost everyone was tipping juve and this was unexpected
>>67448835
Holy schit I only use mine to stream games. Didn't know people paid good money for them
>>67448908
That is for you to work out.
My plan would be:
>Send me ID and proof of address
>I make a Skrill in your name
>I get your account details
>I change your password and email
>I deposit via Skrill
Down 45 quid today =(
>>67449038
fuck off Euan he's mine
now offering 2 months rent
Not sure how everyone is down today. Did you guys not get up early and bank roll TPS.
It's covered all my other losses today and still up 4 figgys.
>>67449038
>>67448908
Dont do this he can make accounts everywhere like this and you'll be robbed
/bet/ will perpetually be DAFC because losses encourage more posting than wins.
Literally down 2k today and I'm about to cash out my Eurovision bets for a 600 quid loss, cheers BT you utter fraud
>>67449346
HOLD HOLD HOLD
>>67449291
PMSL HAHAHAHAHA
DOWN UNREAL SUMS
I'm actually 6/9 today with a push.
"Due to an increase in withdrawal volume for the Kentucky Derby, withdrawals requested between May 7th and May 13th may be delayed by up to one week beyond our standard timeframes."
REEEEEEEEEE
>>67449346
bet all on san marino
>>67449290
>Dont do this he can make accounts everywhere like this and you'll be robbed
what do you mean?
Any of our ameribros on yet?
Looking at -1 Spurs, tell me why I shouldn't at least 10% bank roll this.
They've won me a fair bit of money recently and I enjoy watching them and I don't rate Thunder at all.
>>67449434
If you send that info he can open accounts everywhere while only paying peanuts
>>67448710
They all DAC down here.
>>67449380
Why? I've been repeatedly told Russia will drift and they haven't. Why should I believe you? You haven't even posted any proof that you're on
Dread to think how green BT and the rest of UAC Tipping Mafia's Eurovision books are right now, almost looking at a four figure loss on mine.
>>67448437
Welcome to /bet/. Enjoy your stay.
PS: There are no safe bets.
Anyone used Samvo? How does it compare to Asianconnect88?
uac
>>67449630
>he doesn't bet on fixed games
ooby dooby mate
>>67449587
They will drift but not yet, wait until the semis are done.
>mfw I bet everything on juve to score
>90+4
>wew lad
>>67449443
Spurs are def the better team.
Although, it's apehoop, so anything could happen really.
t. not even a basketball fan
>>67449711
feels good, don't it?
>>67449668
thanks for sharing earlier when it mattered
>>67449711
Literally the last kick of the game
>>67449688
You made me have a sad with that.
>>67449702
Why will they drift? Post proof you're on
guys how retarded am I for betting on juve
I feel like such a cunt, down 60 quid today
>>67449746
I tipped last night
>>67449443
1. it's at OKC, only down 1-2 on the series
2. http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2016/05/08/will-big-minutes-catch-up-with-spurs-aldridge/
Might want to commit 5% instead, and save the 10% for the series killshot (which the Spurs are guaranteed to make against weak teams like the Thunder).
>bahia on a DA
>suddenly sus and a penalty whistle
>Bahia's dangerous attack suddenly gets scared from the sharp sound, goes limp and shrinks to an attack and then a possession
>unsuspends a bit later
rball guy deserves a slap on the wrists
>>67449508
>>67449038
So 4 months rent?
>>67449830
>>67449092
>>67445103
>>67446561
>>67446671
>>67446814
>>67447322
>>67447420
>>67448154
>>67448315
>>67448433
>>67448437
This is best thread I've seen in so long. All the /weeklongbet/ fans getting BTFO for staking way too much on a mainstream game because "b-b-b-bet told me to". Now you might learn some sense and stop shitting up these threads.
>>67449923
You think I'm made of money, mate?
>>67449952
my rent is pretty cheap
>>67449951
I didnt bet on juve because /bet/ told me to
I came here to see if everyone else made the same mistake as me
>>67449977
How much?
>>67449951
>not one single (you)
I've been cheated here
>betting on Juve
>betting on Tottenham
Seriously, is it half term or something?
>>67450014
Considering he's a penny punting slug at an ex polly and green while sipping his basics cola drink out of plastic in the northern shit hole he should stay in, I would say £65 a week.
>>67450014
465 but we'll call it 400 sine we're friends
>>67450087
>sine
since
Oh I see FH conceded. That's 8 bets today, 8 losses. Only other bet left is Euans o2.5 pre stake. Soz for the jinx lads.
>>67450045
I pay less than that pmsl.
>>67450087
So how do I send this money to you without being scammed out of £1.6k?
Why are you people making >10 bets a day?
Do you really think there's that much value out there?!?! baka famiglia
Too much on tucuman
>>67450136
where the fuck do you live? I share a house with 2 guys in midlands city that's not that expensive and pay about 75 p/w excluding bills.
>>67450180
>Midlands City
Do you live in the PES version of Birmingham?
>>67450161
In all seriousness I'm averaging about 50 bets a day at the moment, been doing this for about 6 days straight. I'd say 10% of those are rebacks to be fair. But a solid 40 bets are original.
Making day on day profit as well. It's all dependant on whether or not you have enough time to be researching and placing bets 8am-2am. Which I do.
>Bahia
Bloods in a kettle. dac. h8 you Slovakia.
>>67449951
I was the one that told him to bet on juve, didnt do it myself, Still down 1100 on other bets this weekend though
>>67450180
I stay a nice flat in the poverty side of Glasgow. Just new, 2 bed, £350/month. Shrewd at betting, shrewd in real life.
>>67450216
>50 bets
What the fuck? Surely nibs.
There simply arent that many good bets in a day, not even weekends.
>>67450103
>altitude
When will it stop? Had mugs in the earlier thread arguing with me claiming it does change perspective
>>67450216
>50 bets a day
WEW LAD
>>67450263
It does,
>>67450161
I make >10 a day, most do. I would say those that profit the most make >5 a day, in high amounts and hit 4, 3 if they're unlucky. Without chasing. If you chase, you lose.
>>67450262
not nibs. this is 6 days of recording
>>67450238
would love to test your chin. can't be mad at me for sudaca chimpout red literally seconds after my re-back mate, were the better team after it too. sorry you're down for the match but it was a good bet ruined by a hothead
>>67450201
Giggled
>>67450303
Jesus fucking christ lid.
>>67450303
Decent stats lid
>>67450303
You're going to have to post your bets now. Need a laugh.
>>67450318
>would love to test your chin
Meet me at Bratislava Airport tomorrow morning lid, bring a couple of m8s with you.
>>67450366
Would love to hear the outcome of this. Keep me updated
>>67450303
>303 bets in 6 days
>Average of 50 bets a day
Pmsl
>that Bolivar disallowed goal
wtf man
yanks should i back spurs or not?
>>67450366
Don't suppose I can tag along can I? Always fancied nipping out there.
>>67450425
This hits hard
>>67450363
aha too embarrased of some of my less shrewd bets to post it all. Here's a little taste. You see my filthy compulsive rebacking. Also I haven't cleaned up my excel recently, too many bets to stay properly on top so don't hate for it's poor maintenance.
>>67450425
I can speak Spanish and am also extremely funny.
FUCKING JUVENTUS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67450303
counted my own bets and I only made 40 and I've been sitting in the garden betting all day, from 7am
>>67450425
>David Wong
>>67450509
Wish i had a garden
>>67450470
>all bets listed as "football" and not by league
>no tipster/my own bet
>so many rebacks
>not listing the score when you rebacked
>no result
>got both team names in the Singapore game wrong
So triggered it is unreal
>>67450527
well I'm really into gardening. Love to give the lawn a mow to let the stress out of a sweaty bet
Kawahi Leonard o24 points @1.95
>>67450555
All the bets from 6th may onwards are done shitty because I didn't do them at the time of placing. I was outta the house that day and had to catch the next morning as I was placing new bets. Been a bit hectic but yeah I know I've been sloppy, trying to improve.
>>67450555
Post yours please or at least a breakdown by sport/league
>>67450366
i've been eating nothing but red meat the past week been HUP so much my chiseled slavic body is in top form. i'll gladly end you right there on the parking lot u little rat. i will have one unspecified driver and a fat gyppo manlet friend for diversity and emergency shanking if your anglo ass tries some tricks on me
>>67450607
Just do whatever you're comfortable with, don't listen to big bad Euan x
>>67450470
>no odds comparison
>no rball screenshots
>no smiley face, neutral face or unhappy face before the bet and after the bet to measure the change in emotions
>no heart rate tracking to connect to the sheet to give more data
doing it ALL wrong
>>67450429
overs desu
>>67450567
I fear the grass wouldn't grow enough if I had to do this
>>67450429
Probably not. I'd wait and hope the Thunder come out strong and get a +handi
>>67450567
Love doing chores when sweating over a bet, such a nervous wreck I often fuck it up though
>>67450555
At least he tells the truth on his spreadsheet pmsl
>>67450699
Thanks
>>67450610
Needs tidied up but cba.
Mackers an absolute clown when it comes to Bolivia tbqh
>>67450680
I mow the lawn more than I shave. My grass is immaculate and even
>>67450733
implying the fix isnt against him.
a red and 2 disallowed that clearly were goals.
>>67450171
1111
Reminder I am a shrewd American.
>>67450655
please don't tell me this is real?
>no mention yet
Teehee! Can't stop sniggering!
>>67450722
Needs a lot more detail desu like separating AFC into int and club. South America far too vague when you've got Macau on its own ffs. You're in no position to talk about spreadsheets
>>67450722
>politics
pmsl
>spain
just back Barcelona every week, isn't that hard?
>>67450733
was an absolute lock that the after winning a bolivia tip the next one would be dire, just gave him confidence to make a shit bet. it's not that bad that he tipped the -0.5 it's bad that he didn't watch a bit into the 2nd to see the effect of the red. might still win tho but probably ends 2-1
>>67450722
>a few separate women's labels but also a general women's football label.
disgusting
3-0 for the day lads my tip now is Brewers live ML at any odds you can get, reds bullpen is absolutely dire
>>67450813
Euan confirmed for special staking Labour to come 2nd
>>67450722
Philippines JUDGE
>>67450722
>Politics 0%
That's strange because you were posting about how you had Conservatives to be 2nd in the Scottish elections a few days ago. Very intriguing.
>>67450830
On this tbqhwyf
>>67450722
100% loss on politics.
PMSL
>>67450855
>>67450836
applauding
>>67450836
>>67450855
giggling
absolutely cannot afford a cavs meltdown here
>>67450857
Good luck
Reds can't even hit hanging curves lmao
>>67450830
got on @2.9 already down to 1.86
my only regret is not betting more. thnx mate.
>>67450804
>South America far too vague
Load of shite and just lump it all together because I rarely bet on SA leagues.
>>67450829
Separate ones for the one's I follow enough to stake most weeks, rest like France/Poland/Belarus all get lumped together.
>>67450855
>>67450861
Looks like I've been caught out :^) I wasnt on anything. So much on Clinton for Pres though.
>>67450813
Post yours.
>>67450990
Where can I get that spreadsheet?
>>67450830
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>>67450953
>>67450975
Literally bet of the day right here.
thanks m8s
>>67451012
My laptop.
>>67451012
Read the op matey.
Huracan are 3.75 to win against Boca Juniors who are playing their reserves and below them get on it
>>67451037
Looks like someone pleb forgot to put it in the OP at some point
>>67451059
pmsl such a nib
>>67451053
yeah, the bookies dont know this
Sol De America o 5.5 @ 2.25 absolute value, doesn't lose.
>>67450830
wew lad
>mackers
No idea why I bother with his Bolivian shite
>>67450830
surreal
>>67451112
this
>>67450830
up 4 figgys on this. so good.
>>67451181
>AMeriGaun spords xD
MACKERS
MACKERS UNREAL
>>67451281
SO good
Why do the gods never reward shrewdness
pmsl the absolute madman
Mackers so so lucky desu
>>67451281
SUCH a good strike
>>67451298
Do you know what hedging is?
HE IS SO SHREWD
SO SHREWD
>>67451298
>He didn't get acca edge
you deserve it tbqh
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what do they mean by this?
That's 'shrewdcode' you wouldn't understand lid
>>67451332
This is the most mongy thing on the planet desu
>>67451332
cringe
>>67451332
>being this emotionally invested in it
>>67451332
>Professional Gambling Advice
Sol De America -0.5 @1.8
They've got 1/2 more in them.
>>67451332
Wow, he's needs to think about his life desu
>>67451332
Alex Bailey sounds like the kind of mug with a Liam Gallagher haircut and a Adidas Gazelle enthusiast
Lads what's THE BET
>>67451486
catch him smoking rollies while bragging about his big wins
>>67451332
Imagine getting a thrill out of betting now
Imagine feeling the need to press some keys when your team scores
Imagine getting any satisfaction but typing gibberish
Dangerous behaviour
>walking the bases loaded
Joe Maddon is a tactical genius. no meme.
>>67451332
>let me smash the keyboard over and over then compose myself enough to click submit aaaaannnddd repeat
Wanted to get a small on Boca but their lineup is shite today. Anything else a good bet tonight?
Medium on River Plate DC @7.
I highly recommend this bet.
>>67451639
Post it on your TT
>>67451609
Huracan
cavs ending simply surreal. would not have been able to eat for a week if it lost.
think I am just going to stick to baseball from now on
>>67451687
don't have on mate
>>67451700
what's the deal here? how much does that mean you bet/won? I'm not used to american slips friend.
I got on cavs at 1.5 and was shitting myself, never again.
>>67451757
its bitcoins so I was risking like $230
>>67451690
Actually considering it, but I'm afraid Huracan playing away will only end in tears
>>67451757
>one
i meant.
>>67451774
What bookie is that?
>>67451639
pmsl at the riot in the stands, south americans so hot blooded
SCENES in Emelec game
