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>play football professionally
>unless you are ridiculously talented average a 3 season career
>get paid shit like less than 50 million dollar contracts
>get horrible injuries that will leave you crippled an demented the rest of your life

>play baseball
>play into your 40
>get paid ridiculous amounts of money
>having a bad season? Play in the AAA and still get paid a shit ton
>almost zero risk of life altering injuries (unless pitcher)
>shit batter? Play in NL
>shit fielder? Play in AL

Why would any great athlete choose football?
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because it's funnier to play
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>>67440240
>funnier
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>>67440037

My best guess is that they want to look tough
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>>67440037
because baseball isn't a real sport
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What is the easiest cash in sport?
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Football will be gone in a few years. More parents will not allow their children to play so less talent. Tha. The rules will be altered so much to cut down on concussions it wont be the same sport and people won't watch it anymore
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>>67440037
>Why would any great athlete choose football?

Because it's easier for a nigger to find an old football and an empty field rather than a bat, balls, gloves, and empty field.
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>>67440424
don't worry, there'll be always the male version of american football
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>implying hitting a baseball is easy

It's the hardest thing to do in sports. Also baseball requires intelligence to play
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>>67440400

Being Andy Murray's doubles partner?
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>>67440400
Owner's son
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>>67440037
If you're athletic and stupid, you play football

If you're unathletic and stupid, you play hockey

If you're athletic and smart, you play baseball
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>>67440037
What are you talking about? Most professional footballers have careers of at least 10 years barring serious injury or just being shit

Horrible injuries are very rare

They get paid literally insane amounts, e.g. Wayne Rooney being on £300,000 a WEEK.

Are you high?
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>>67440400
Nascar, F1 and Horse racing.
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>>67440527
>hockey
>unathletic

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/sportSkills
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>>67440473
Top post

Top top post
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>>67440542
We aint talking divegrass Nigel
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>>67440499
Jamie Murray was actually ranked #1 at doubles recently, though.
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>>67440475
>baseball requires intelligence
bullshit, it's played by immigrants and ultra-redneck good ole boys
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>>67440473
You say it's tougher yet it has less injuries and lighter hits
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>>67440543
>F1
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>>67440475
>intelligence
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>>67440603
What's divegrass? Is that american football?
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>>67440475
oldest and shittest argument, Bartolo Colon can hit home runs
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>>67440695
You couldn't though.
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>>67440695
what is this argument even? He is trained to bat and even if you want to raise the argument that he's shit he has one career hr
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>>67440695
Yea, it only took him 20 years to do so
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Actually once you break into a team, a pro footballer can average a 6-10 year career because there are so many football clubs at least one will sign you.

Even a mediocre player for a lower league club can make enough money to have an upper-middle class lifestyle as long as they're smart with money. Also footballers ever really have crippling injuries.

You didn't really think this through OP
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>>67440037
I have a friend that was drafted into the NFL. He went to a rural high school which is not known for anything and went to good college but was not a standout. He got drafted late in the 6-7th round had a $300,000 salary and a $100,000 signing bonus. Contract for I believe at least 3 years? Each year he got a $100,000 bonus.

He didn't do much 1st year, didn't do much 2nd year but making something like $500,000/yr. He ended up getting cut picked up by a team, they cut him middle of the season another picked him up, they cut him a few weeks later and then went back to his original team that ended up doing very well that year. He later got cut again and is now a free agent.

He married his college sweet heart and they bought a house. I haven't seen him get picked up by any teams. When is the deadline for that?

His NFL career may be over. He's in his late 20s now and hasn't done much in the NFL at all.
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>>67440952
In total he has been cut by 3 different NFL teams.
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>>67440766
retarded americans here are talking about their """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""football"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" instead of the real thing
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>>67441117
>be Finnish
>#1 sport is Ice Hockey
>get cucked every year by Sweden
>ice hockey is like Sweden's 4th overall sport
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>>67441166
your most popular sport is handegg lolz kekz kokz
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>>67441342
At least we are the best at it
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>>67441385
because it's the only country that cares about it?
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>>67440634
it has a hell fucking lot of injuries, actually
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>>67441500
he didnt say otherwise.
he just said it is less than football
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>>67440400
Assuming you're good at it? Golf

You can play it forever and do sponsorships out the ass. Plus it's Olympic now
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>>67440400
Golf
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>>67441871
>>67441914
Except being good at golf requires years and years of playing and dedication. That's why Tiger sucks now.
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>>67442017
>assuming you're good at it
You think there's a sport that doesn't require years of dedication to be professionally good?
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>>67441385
>We're the best at something noone else plays
Topcuck
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>>67441871
>>67441914
>>67442017
>>67442061
We're talking about actual sports here, sorry.
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>>67440527
>athletic
>baseball

What? Baseball is a sport that depends way more on skill than athleticism.

Freak athletes go to football, guys that played baseball from child to adult go to baseball and STILL don't go pro
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>>67440542
also,Rooney would fit in the extremely talented category you retard
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>>67442017
So does any sport

Golf is the only one that a 40+ year old man can compete with a field of 20-somethings equally, and you don't even have to win it all to make decent money
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>>67442295
Except ridiculously good athletes can dominate sports like football and basketball with very little training
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>>67442360
No.
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>>67441450

Add it to the list of reasons why America is the best.

>Futbol? You mean soccer? What is that gay shit? Fuck that we're playing rugby with helmets and pads and making it our national sport
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>>67442360

Football? Yes. Stephen Neal and to a lesser degree, Brock Lesnar, are both proof of this.

There's no one who would even do remotely well in college basketball without a shitload of training.
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>>67442461
>>67442386
Allen Iverson
Carmelo Anthony
Blake Griffin
Shaq
JR Smith
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>>67442076
But you know we would be the best at it even if other countries played
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>>67442360

Football? Yes. Basketball? No.

You can be tall athletic and complete shit on the court.

Basketball needs the perfect storm of skill, genetics, and luck to go pro because of the small amount of viable players.

Plus, basketball careers are pretty long so even if you end up on a team you could be riding bench for a long time.
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>>67442392
what the fuck
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>>67440952
You talking about that Lions receiver from Calhoun?
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>>67442495

Shaq, Carmelo, Blake griffin, and AI played basketball in college.

Also how often does it occur that a highschool player goes to the NBA and stays successful?
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>>67442564

Exactly.
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>>67440952
Such is the fate of most pro players.

For 5% of the players, their 1st NHL game is also their last.

Handegg players have it the worst, I guess. There are a lot of basketball pro league around the world, and you can become multimillionnaire in Europe if you're good. There are also a fair number of ice hockey pro leagues in Europe + minor US leagues. I don't know much about baseball, but there are other pro leagues too in latin america and asia + minor leagues.
But only in the USA you'll find pro handegg (+ that Canadian league I guess).
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>>67442736
All of them rely on size/speed and athleticism and rarely practice
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>>67442564
These colors don't fucking run, Ikea faggot.
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>>67441830
I'm not that sure. It's pretty common to have 20 or 25% of a team being injured in rugby. I don't know the numbers for handegg though.
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>>67442837
fucking beautiful brother
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>>67442837
>no Twin Towers
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>>67442800
>I don't know much about baseball
Baseball has minor leagues (MiLB) at the single A,AA and AAA with clubs often affiliated to an MLB team. Just domestically, it's the one with the most options, because I get the impression NBA D-League isn't nearly as big. Europe/China basketball must dwarf Japanese baseball.

The thing about the CFL though is that there's a quota on foreign players, it has only 9 teams, and it's still a different sport that someone who plays American football all their life will have to have time to adapt to. Arena football doesn't have as big a change (I think, I'm talking out my ass here), but it only has 8 teams. The AFL couldn't even sustain a development league. It's NFL or bust for most pro football players.
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>>67442817

are you retarded? All of them practiced. You could argue that they practiced the wrong things, but that's an entirely different issue
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>>67442979
>coming from a country that is weeks away from adopting Sharia law
>can't publish Muhammad in a paper without the towelheads freaking out and beheading everyone
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>>67441166
It's actually number 1, quite possibly 2. Norway can only cuck them at their third favorite sport
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>>67443091
>Jordan laughing
How much did that kill him on the inside right then?
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>>67443159
He cried cupping his handgun while thinking about how his dead Dad would've called him a fucking faggot.
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Baseball also has guaranteed contracts. Only idiots will play Basketball or Football because they can't throw or hit a ball.

LeBron was jealous of Miguel Cabrera's contract.
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>>67443064
>I get the impression NBA D-League isn't nearly as big.

NBA D league is absolute garbage, actually. Players are paid between 13k$ and 25k$ a year, and the actual level of the competition is abysmal.
A US players would be paid between 300k$ and 500k$ in alsmot every teams in Spain, Turkey or Russia. And if they prove their worth in European tournaments, they'll get million dollars contracts.

Good NBDL players would much better try to get a contract in Europe, but they're completely fooled by Hassan Whiteside-like cases and think they'll make it to the NBA, while it barely ever happens. NBDL is all about the American Dream.

The Chinese league is garbage too, by the way, almost NBDL-tier, but they are wealthy and ready to throw ridiculous amount of monies at a few NBA-rejects/washed-up veterans like Beasley or Marbury.
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>>67440527
>smart
>baseball
kek
i like luckswing but no
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>>67442837
>These colors don't fucking run,
Much like most of your fatass population then?
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>>67443109
>>can't publish Muhammad in a paper without the towelheads freaking out and beheading everyone
>Muslims blew up the Twin Towers
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>>67440952
no real deadline for signing random FAs like him
he could be brought in during training camp for a camp body or preseason after people start getting hurt or even regular season when someone gets hurt
the rules for FAs that become FAs when their contract expires is different but since he was cut and stuff it doesn't apply
there's a trade deadline but since he's not on a team that wouldn't be relevant
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>>67442837
USA USA USA
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>>67443064
There's a shit ton of minor league leagues, but unless you're on the 40 man roster of the big club you won't be making much at all, 1-3k per month for a few months a year. Signing bonuses can be pretty huge though. There are also other independent leagues where you can make some chump change after your day job.

The Japan and Korean leagues can give some big contracts. Mexican, Taiwan, Dutch and Italian league salaries are livable at least.
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>>67442495
Literally who?
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>>67444003
He's right tho; Mohammed.
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>>67441871
>>67442017
I'm a cricketer who could have made it pro but my knees blew up/other shit so I failed, seriously thinking of trying to make it at golf. once i've done at uni, gonna buy a set of clubs and go and see what I can do. My dad was in the same boat as me when he was younger, and the golf pro at our local club offered to train him because he was a really clean hitter of a cricket ball and played with him, but he got a job 2 days later a few hours away so couldn't do it. kinda hoping I luck out like this desu
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>>67440649
what kind of injuries did jules had? like, what exactly happened to his brain?
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>>67448441
which part?
the part still inside his skull or the part left on the back of the tractor?
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>>67448441
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffuse_axonal_injury
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You wanna know the real reason why black people don't play baseball? The minor leagues. Even if you're a can't miss prospect like Harper or Bryant, you have to hack it around podunk mid-west towns on a bus staying in holiday inns for two years. All the while, veterans haze you and fuck with you (even though it's just banter, nogs can't handle it).

And then if you make it to the majors, you'll get fucked with your whole rookie year.


For basketball, you get paid to go to a big time college, fuck sluts, go party, not go to class. After that you get drafted and fly first class around the country going to clubs and play at most, 82 games.
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>>67448709
thx
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>>67448921
>(even though it's just banter, nogs can't handle it)

Never heard a black person banter before have you? It has more to do with the fact most of them are poor and most successful pros play from child to adulthood.

Various league fees all the way from elementary to high school, equipment, and interest in comparison to whats popular with the rest of their peers also.

Why play baseball when none of my friends do, and all I need to play football or basketball is almost nothing? By the time the might actually show interest in it its way too late. Same goes for hockey. Most sports that depend heavy on early development of skills through playing with leagues have a dropoff all around.
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Basebore matches take like 10 hours and they're everyday nigga. Fuck that shit.
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>>67448921
I though that it was because it's more a countryside sport, as large fields are needed and you can build them en masse in the cities, where they live in majority (unlike streetball court that need way less place)?
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>>67450788
Tons of black people live in the countryside of the South. Their ancestors were freed slaves that never felt like moving.

>>67450561
Nah blacks definitely can't handle banter from somebody in a power role above them, they make it about race every fucking time.
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>>67442392

What is so faggy about a bunch of dudes playing a ball game that doesn't require them rolling around with dudes like it's a wrestling match? If you want to overpower other dudes, do that. If you want to outrun other dudes, do track.

Football is a glorified cuckold vehicle. Where "southern white men" would sacrifice their teenage virgin daughters to the blackest bucks if it helped their alma mater to win.
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>>67442495

Shaq is an absolute freak. He is way beyond "athletic".

I'll give you Blake, but he was a joke before he improved his game.

Don't know JR Smith well and the other two are actually good at basketball.
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>>67442523
No, we dont, because its never happened.

The NFL fucking SUCKS my american neighbor.
Go play a sport before you start talking about them.
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>>67440695
can hit a home run*
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>>67440037
baseball actually takes hardwork

you can't fuck off the other 6 days of the week like you do in football(yes, qbs have to be smart but other positions have their roles so dumbed down by their coordinators it's unreal.)
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>>67452926
I have played sports and I can guarantee I'm better at all of them than some fedora neckbeard shitposting Yuroboo in his basement
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>>67440400
Undoubtedly golf. After that maybe being a field-goal kicker in the NFL.
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>>67440527
>hockey
>unathletic

B A I T
A
I
T
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>>67440037
>Why would any great athlete choose football?

because a 16 game season is better than a 100 game season.
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>>67442872
>It's pretty common to have 20 or 25% of a team being injured in rugby
maybe in the Top 14, which effectively slave-drives players.
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>>67442872

In American handegg you don't really get hurt, you just blow your brains all over your girlfriend after you retire because your concussion-addled brain is so chemically imbalanced you're a depressed mess.

Unless you're a linebacker, then your heart quits at 40 because your body is freakishly fucking huge and it just gives up supporting it.
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>>67444003

>Muslims blew up the Twin Towers

And then America blew up the muslims for 15 years. Sounds like a trade to me.

Enjoy those immigrants though.
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>>67451261

Yup. Never bantered with anyone black ever.
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>>67451592

You took that way too literal. Personally I don't think anything of soccer but the general consensus in the US when it comes to it is much less appreciative than anywhere else. Its gotten better, but its still not even close to international levels of interest.

And by your description you don't know shit about football anyways and I wouldn't expect you to.
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>>67440037
Not to mention that college """""""education""""""" you got while playing football essentially consisted of underwater basketweaving courses
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>>67440475
>dominicans can manage
>by the way, let me tell you about politics
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>>67440527
(You)
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