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Today:
14:30 Arminia Bielefeld - Union Berlin
14:30 Bochum -Braunschweig
14:30 Dusseldorf - FSV Frankfurt
14:30 Freiburg - Heidenheim
14:30 Kaiserslautern - Greuther Furth
14:30 Munich 1860 - Paderborn
14:30 Nurnberg - St. Pauli
14:30 RB Leipzig - Karlsruher
14:30 Sandhausen - Duisburg
Will Bayern have David Hasselhoff to serenade Pep?
>Doch beim Empfang der Mannschaft ist von Euphorie und Fan-Andrang fast nichts zu sehen.
>Gerade 34 Fans begrüßen das Team von Pep Guardiola in München.
THIRTY FOUR FANS
>>67434370
Me on the left.
R B L
>>67434370
Why's lewanderpski got 4 up he's only won 2
>>67434346
#bayernwinslol
I think you owe him an apology, bundes!
Arminia 2-1 Union
Bochum 1-3 Braunschweig
Düsseldorf 1-1 Frankfurt
Freiburg 3-0 Heidenheim
Kaiserslautern 1-2 Greuter Fürth
1860 München 0-0 Paderborn
Nürnberg 0-1 Sankt Pauli
Challenge meh
Lads, I have a lot of respect for Germans. I've worked with Germans and you guys are sound as a pound and genuine guys.
I therefore struggle to see you engage repeatedly with your bundesliga even despite all of the shit that gets heaped on to you by the corporatism that is bayern munich.
This league seems to now be built to their purpose and with the ultimate serving aim to be to give them trophies at the end of each year.
Why do you continue to watch this? It's not entertaining. I admit BVB in recent years have sparked a bit of life into this soulless campaign but they have been repeatedly stripped by Bayern and have never been truly competitive - even less so now.
I just don't get it. You bring in the most supporters for your teams yet none of you unify and challenge the absolutely abhorrent status quo. You can literally campaign for restrictions on this monopoly of your league but you don't. It's how FFP was introduced.
moin
>>67434482
they just have to win at wolfsburg while SGE wins against bremen. this is totally possible
>>67434560
you forgot 2
>>67434566
keep in mind that 90% of bundes are bayern fans
>>67434545
le angry looking motivator man
>>67434566
>Why do you continue to watch this?
For the same reason Arsenal fans keep watching Arsenal
>>67434700
explain
>>67434566
the other teams need to git gud
Seven years ago Bayern was on the same level as the current Leverkusen team (considering the performances) but they did the correct decisions in the last few years to become a powerhouse in Europe whereas other teams didn't step up and cried like babies about this development
>>67434566
>>67434751
Prime example: last year's Wolfsburg team
>be a top team and manage to BTFO Bayern
>sell your key players (Perisic and KDB) because you rather want to make short term money than actually developing a powerful team which could go for the Bundesliga title
>don't qualify for Europe in the next year
>>67434751
t. Alois
Bayern always had more money than every other club. Even if they underperformed a year, they were still far ahead of their Bundesliga competition.
![roger-schmidt-bayer-leverkusen_3420815[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AIkCFe6.jpg "roger-schmidt-bayer-leverkusen_3420815[1].jpg")
pic related, the best manager in the bundesliga
Hold The Phone, Not The Moan
>>67434751
>did the correct decisions
you mean getting bribes from Kirch to prevent selling their own tv rights
>>67434807
This is true but I referred to the Bayern performances in the league and not to the financial circumstances ("considering the performances")
Money isn't everything in sports. Just look at Wolfsburg or City
>>67434818
>get lots of lucky wins
>somewhow the best manager
Hasenhüttel, Bruno, and maybe the Gladbach guy are the best managers. Hecking is one of the best as well even though his team isn't producing results right now.
>>67434841
>Money isn't everything in sports. Just look at Wolfsburg or City
This is either Bait or a typical customer.
>>67434827
>muh cheating buyern ;_;
this is why other bundesliga clubs are so pathetic
always crying, never taking the initiative
>>67434794
Wolfsburg is a club filled with the worst mercenaries, in the middle of nowhere, without fans, playing in the unattractive Bundesliga. They'd need twice as much money as PSG to make this shit work.
>turn on DoPA
>The guy from Köln is there
FUCK OFF. Thats literally the most unlikeable guy in the bundesliga.
>>67434856
It's the truth
you can call me a customer but this doesn't change facts.
>>67434861
see here
>>67434794
>>67434878
Yeah, I was replying to that comment you dingus.
>>67434844
you don't rate Dardai and Weinzierl?
>>67434892
I know, you should read it again
>>67434910
How dumb are you Alois? You're a fucking idiot if you think they can keep players like De Bruyne in their fucking shithole.
>>67434566
I watch it for the drama and seeing people fail. Football is a boring shit sport, but overpaying young men like that leads to shit like that wolfsburg guy who jerked off on camera and leaves money int taxis and shit.
Also all these overly invested people who dedicate their lives to watching a club that only wants to leech money from them. And then they literally cry when >their team loses a game. Holy fucking mega kek. Also it's the only generally accepted smalltalk subject among men of my age, so knowing your shit about football helps you get social reputation.
>>67434860
t. cheater
>>67434943
He had a long-term contract and Allofs sold him instead of keeping him for at least one more year
>>67434963
thanks for proving my point
>>67435007
t. Rolex-Kalle
Hello give german gf
>>67434893
I don't know what to think of them to be honest. I don't know shit about Augsburg and Hertha's good season seems like a fluke.
SCHWULENLIEBE IST OK
KÖLLE UND DER BVB
>>67435026
Just go outside, m8
There are tons of German exchange students in Poopeelia
>dat Bayern qt at DoPa
hnnnng
Very cute OP by the way.
DoPa has become kinda shit.
Can't wait for Bohndesliga tomorrow. Eddy is gonna be super excited.
>>67435075
t. Dorftrottel
So what did you get your mother for today
>>67435079
I've only ever met one and he was a guy and it was high school
>>67435043
Weizierl is some shitter who was stuck in 2nd/3rd liga until he got in charge of augsburg, where he managed to bring them 5th using only old players/players from lower tiers bought for a really low price. Pretty admirable
Dardai could be called a Hertha legend as he spent 14 seasons as a player at Hertha. Once he became a manager, they just got more consistent really, nothing more.
I rate them because they are no tactic nerds, they play a simple football and it just werks
There's not one place on earth right now where it's not sunday
>>67435159
it's still saturday in bizarro bundes
>>67435159
Christmas Island says hello
>>67435215
>>67435159
actually calling it Kiritimati will be less confusing
>>67435215
Hello
Well it's 1 in the morning in Kiritimati right now so I was wrong
>>67435270
I bet mango trees grow just fine there
>>67435215
Hello, I am here to
I am here to discuss the Bundes
>>67435309
Hello
>>67435637
Bit of nothing
>>67435637
simulcast
>>67435079
>in Poopeelia
proxy off shitspouter
and the other guy is right, I've only ever met one German exchange student at uni and I lived on campus. I've met more Swiss than I have Turkmans.
but I'm not a chad who hangs around Bondi so what would I know
>>67435270
Is that growing or shrinking?
>>67435637
15 Uhr: carpi - lazio
17 Uhr: manchester city - arsenal
17 Uhr (on second screen): barcelona - valencia and real madrid - valencia
>>67435687
wheres this picture taken? far too white for Germany
>>67435690
Shrinking
>>67435637
>>67435687
>having pictures of girl you don't know saved on your computer
>disappearing captchas
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67435759
>LE YOU ARE LE CONBIGD XDDD
If I was British scum wouldn't like soccer at all and I wouldn't be in this thread. My family is Austrian.
>>67435775
Classy
What's the point of following this league where Buyern always wins? Just curious
>>67435892
None, really. And no one here watches Bundesliga. We just keep /bundes/ alive because it became like a group therapy for 30 year old kissless virgins.
FUCKING CAPTCHA, STOP DISAPPEARING ALL THE TIME
>>67435963
Settings > Quotes & Replying > Legacy Captcha
>>67435309
hey
>>67435972
Thanks for the help (the sound captcha works, too)
I wonder why they disappear so often
>>67436014
Try to blink with only one eye
>>67436024
which one?
>>67435637
>>67435687
>>67435759
delet this
Hello??
>the city of Lloris
>>67436410
Get a hooker
>>67436581
what did she do
>has already won 4 league titles and hes only 19
what the fuck bros
>>67436600
why
>>67436600
that will only make his situation worse
>>67436621
Isn't hooker a position in rugby?
>>67436646
oui
>>67436600
What if he doesn't like fish?
>>67436600
Hookers say I'm too dirty
>>67436697
haha good one xD
>kane
more like lame lmao
>>67436794
rude
hoping for a cheeky Paderborn win
>>67436917
what if Paderborn were to win in a non-cheeky fashion?
Time to cook
>>67436986
mehr Spannung im Abstiegskampf
>this thread
>"Bayern won the league and that's why I'm still a virgin at 30, wish they'd stop buying all my potential gfs"
WEW
>>67437397
>>67437415
literally me rg atm
>>67437397
this
>slow lloris
i dreamt about natsuki today ;_;
>>67437516
Who or what is natsuki
>>67437518
nice fat arms lmao
>getting styled on by Steven Davis
Bremen~
>>67437518
those shoes look disgusting and plebeian
>>67437555
bestsuki
>>67437647
Of course not, but I still managed to get married. What are the odds?
>>67437651
So an anime character, got it
>>67437600
>drinking patron silver
based
>>67437518
Ugh that girl is literally 14 you creep
How was the birthday party
>>67437518
Where to get this app?
>>67437683
yes
hello
>>67437867
Okay
Hello. I'm back.
>>67437927
looks like she has one of those anime eggs in her vahjayjay
>>67437963
not anime
>>67437900
okaerinasai~
no more girl posting OR ELSE
I'm glad Bundesliga is over and I don't have to see any of you terrible people again
>>67438428
we'll all be here for euros :)
>>67438428
we never see each other any more any way
how about another meet up
Hand over the piss and nobody gets hurt
>>67438474
omg WHAT
>>67437900
Hey
>>67438313
Yeah I will follow some of that
>>67438485
Something that came up in my mind during cooking and seeing the angrily looking grinch picture with the stockings over its head and the gun in front of him
>not lying at the beach right now
>>67436895
im lonely lads come say hello
>no simultaneous broadcast of the spanish league
>>67438773
Just yesterday I once again realized how I need to emigrate to a sunshine state. Germany is not for me
>>67438838
Almost gives me a boner
>>67438838
>you'll never be her Tom
>Atletico will defend this 0-1 home
>>67438938
Tom?
>>67438838
What do you think
>>67434481
He did win 2 at Dortmund
>>67439014
the girl is adressing this video to a lad named Tom
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>67439119
Oh.
Why not position the tallest player of your team to that post during freekicks?
that Clichy
>>67439467
No
Who can stop us
>>67439546
BULLED
Why is Ter Stegen in goal
>>67439703
I don't know
>>67439764
I don't know
>>67439848
For now?
>>67439905
That's not a cute girl, that's a slut
>>67439764
hes a gk
>>67439764
because Bravo is shit
>>67439905
but we post cute anime girls every time
>this heatwave
>>67440082
>tfw 25° but with some cool wind
comfy
>Real and Barca 1-0
>Atletico 1-1
noice
>>67439764
bravo is ded
press F
no cl for pep next season
>mfw
>>67440265
City needs to win?
don't be lewd pls :{
>>67440310
manU might overtake 4th spot
>>67440265
>pep in EL next season
>klopp in CL next season
kek
>>67440371
>Klopp in CL
>anyone taking Sevilla's favorite trophy from their hands, especially an EPL club
lol
Do you know what it feels like to win somebody elses heart?
I did last week but the thread on /wsg/ hit the image limit
which match should I watch? Atletico, Barca or Real?
laola1 doesn't have simulcast rooooo
please stop posting videos of cute girls doing mundane things
wait if liverpool win the EL does that mean the 4th placed in the premier league wont go to the cl? Help
>>67440503
No, they changed the rule, top 3 go auto, 4th goes to qualifying
>>67440482
All of them
>>67440503
only if city had won the ucl
what is keeping you guys motivated to do the stuff you do?
>>67441113
just keep yourself busy with education or work
>>67441113
Pleasure
>>67441227
i am doing both, but it doesn't make me happy at all. it literally just keeps me busy
>>67441113
With stuff that don't satisfy me I just tell myself to get over with it. with things that interest me there's no real need for motivation
>>67441301
Having a goal might help
>>67441301
Does everything have to make you happy?
>>67441301
you need a hobby
I like to watch football or play videogames after work
this keeps me busy and happy
>>67441113
I see constant improvement in my body and life and if I continue what I do right now I will end up living in Australia, which means sunshine and beach all year
>>67440468
They are having lunch, not dinner.
>>67441300
LEWD
>>67441113
waifu
>>67441363
not everything, but something. and there isn't something that makes me feel truly happy. joy for a short amount of time, sure. but nothing more
>>67441380
well i do play football, watch it and play videogames. thats short term joy, not happiness
>>67441301
you don't need to be happy everytime, just do your thing
>>67441521
get a waifu
>>67441521
you need spiritual-mental enlightenment
>>67441522
what kind of attitude is this? of course you have to be happy. whats the point of existence when you are depressed?
>>67441554
yeah probably
>>67441562
i don't see how that would help
>>67441632
You could also ask life questions every day in here and receive replies. Replies make happy too
>>67441632
you don't need to be happy >everytime<
enjoy the small moments when they come
>>67441351
well my goal atm is getting my masters degree done and then what? work for some corporate slavedrivers for a good amount of compensation? i don't think that will make me happy. it will only keep me busy and my family won't be disappointed
>>67441678
pretty good idea desu
>>67441683
it's still a shit attitude friend. "life sucks but sometimes it's kinda ok". it should be the other way round don't you think?
>>67441768
start a family
>>67441768
Maybe some happy pills will do you some good
>>67441683
I feel this way too.
>>67441768
never said it sucked
life being bland/causing indifference most of the time is completely normal. Do you think there's a lot of people who are always happy?
>>67441846
no
im tired
>Ich mochte diese Titel mit Jupp Heynckes teilen
>Wir haben historisches vollbracht
>Fur mich ist das große große Ehre diese 4 Titel mit Jupp Heynckes zu sein
>Es gibt viele Legende von Bayern München aber er ist richtige Legende von Bayern München für mich
>Ich hoffe bevor ich gehe England ich kann ihn sehen und feiern, das war unse Ziel, 4 Titel
>So, Jupp, Jupp das ist fur dich
>>67441937
>>67441835
well that would be great i guess, but i don't see how i would be able to bend my personality in a way so that i can merge with todays society and get gf
>>67441916
it sounded like that. sure everyone has more or less problems which sucks but there are alot of people that consider themselves happy
>>67441916
>life being bland/causing indifference most of the time is completely normal. Do you think there's a lot of people who are always happy?
social media was a mistake
>>67441632
it opens your mind and improves your spirit
>>67441948
its a good thread but i dont know what to write
>TORRES
KEK
>>67441990
>alot of people that consider themselves happy
because they see the glass half full, and not half empty. Change your attitude and it will get better
>tfw my mum always told me life gets better when you fart a lot
Just kidding
>>67442147
is this the famous german banter?
>>67442164
yes
>>67442164
yes
ehehe
>atleltico
>>67442254
BarcaorRealwinlol
looks like atletico is out of the title race
>Levante 2-1 Atletico
>Bayern 2-1 Atletico
Ugh
why do so many players nowadays wear boots with different colours? (usually yellow and pink)
>>67442404
industry trying to push this shit so little kids buy dem new shoes
isn't that obvious?
If Man U win their last two games, Man C will be in the Europa League
>>67442520
>west ham
>bournemouth
it's going to be tough
>>67442556
They are Man U so I agree, but West Ham just took a big beating from Swansea so might be on holiday already.
fuck /bundes/, new Radiohead album just released
>>67442711
I don't listen to cheap Coldplay knock-offs...
>>67441401
>sunshine
yeah but there's a lot of storms in the summer
>beach
you wouldn't go in winter
>>67442764
Cute
>>67442801
why?
>>67441401
>going to the beach in a country under the ozone hole...
Enjoy your skin cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIGWU-P3IsM
aua aua mein fuß
>>67442907
Yeah
>>67443020
good night
https://youtu.be/ULMOBv6QMsI
>>67443376
Night
>>67443376
gute nacht
discuss
>>67444251
average german football fan
>>67444251
He's right. At this point we should really leave the Bundesliga to plastic clubs like Bayer, Wolfsburg, Ingolstadt, Hoffenheim, RedBull and Bayern and form a "real" Bundesliga with all the real football clubs.
bundes bundes
Guess I'll be taking this and leaving.
Hope there's still room in the "trophy" cabinet.
Thanks lol.
>>67445522
hello denmark
>>67444251
You should stay on reddit.
>>67445522
Well done
>>67445522
There should be some open space next to poops CL trophies
>JUST LEAVE FRANKFURT TO ME
>>67445580
Lyngby and Horsens have won promotion to Superligaen today.
Silkeborg are in pole position to take the third promotion spot, while Hobro are as good as guaranteed to go down as the sole relegated team before the expansion and Belgian structure next season.
Whoops, forgot something, haha.
>>67445845
>>67445880
nice try, evil denmark
>>67446105
???
