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Friday Night
Richmond 13.12.90 def by Hawthorn 21.10.136
Saturday
Collingwood 12.12.84 def by Carlton 15.9.99
Geelong 18.15.123 def West Coast 12.7.79
Sydney 20.15.135 def Essendon 7.12.54
Gold Coast 14.3.87 def by Melbourne 24.16.160
Western Bulldogs 18.15.123 def Adelaide 17.6.108
Fremantle 11.11.77 def by GWS 14.11.95
Sunday
St Kilda vs North ES 3:20
Port vs Lions AO 4:10
wisslpb?
>>67428078
kys
where did it all go so wrong?
>and then he said that random acts of violence are intrinsic to his understanding of masculinity! I know! He just kept on cracking his knuckles and darting his eyes around!
>>67429160
good post
who /dabloos/ here?
lads
>>67429253
Is Brendan, dare I say it, the nicest guy in the AFL?
carn lions, I guess...
>poort memelaide
>>67430326
based loins
we are all tipping kangas and port yes?
>>67431020
lions a cheeky tip tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you family)
Reminder that St Kilda WILL end Norf's current streak and expose their undersized """defence""" using the combined attack of Nick Riewoldt, Josh Bruce, and Tim Membrey.
Reminder that Tom Hickey WILL best Todd Goldstein in the ruck.
tarps for miles lads
mid table mediocrity never tasted so sweet lads
>>67431680
>A Paul Roos coached side plays the most exciting brand of football in the comp
Never thought I'd see the day
>>67431680
iktfb
>>67431477
Based
>http://www.sen.com.au/news/05-16/ox-seven-commentary-makes-me-hate-the-package#HMxRBHZrwzVWUtvi.97
>“There was a hell of a lot going on last night, it was so quick but every time he came into picture it was ‘The Package” this and ‘The Package’ that. My kids are going ‘What’s ‘The Package’?”
THINK OF THE CHILDREN BT
>need more than 70 points from daniel rich to beat pwnstar
North have been exposed
>yfw the Mighty Saints end Norf's streak
>>67432290
It's over
First goal lel
Quiet at etihad tbqh
Hello faggots. I'm looking to bet in this meme all star match you got going
Is city vs country the same as Queensland vs New South Wales?
Pls help
fuggg :D :D
west goke geagles :D :D
hungry jags :D :D
11 more games till Harvey has more games than Michael Tuck
>>67432339
Fuck off cunt
>>67432366
rude
>>67432347
imagine having to rock up to that every day as your place of work idk how they do it
E X P O S E D
X
P
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>>67432316
dw m8 it will be over soon
>>67432414
>>67432347
is this the aussie mcdonald's?
>>67432339
That's rugby, this is aussie rules. sydney is in new south wales. city v country is people from sydney against people from the rest of new south wales.
>>67432432
its burger king with a different name
>>67432432
get the fuck out
>>67432451
kmao fuck you buds
>>67432347
thats some based OC friend
>tfw bolton will never be your dad
>>67432435
Thanks for clearing it out. Why is the rest of the country comfortable in just watching? Do all players come from that area?
>>67432461
How's that wildfire going?
whats for lunch?
>>67432347
>eagles premiership players turn up in my town at hungry jacks
>love them so much, they actually came to my town
>get things signed
>get home throw the signed stuff on the floor
>dog shits on all of it and have to throw it out
>>67432493
Cunt no one wants you foreign cunts in these threads asking stupid questions. Get and stay the fuck out
LGTSS
>Worst Cuckstralian """"teams""""
>>67432497
Wrecking northern berta proper, all the franchised stores I go to are asking for donations
But that's the Western Australia of Canada so w/e
>>67432493
>>67431723
>>67431723
try here
>>67432493
Are you retarded? This isn't even the same sport Mohammed
>>67432513
Easy son, not the right way to speak to your elders
>>67432216
he's not wrong tho
>>67432509
>tfw no based HJ's as sponsors
bankwest just as based tho 2bh
pmsl have a look at these lemons getting riled up over simple q's
Go outside and take your vitamin D's you fucking dwellers
>>67432509
>throwing signed merch on the floor
You deserved it
>>67432509
>>67432591
Don't you cucks give Vitamin D supplements to your immigrants every winter?
>>67432591
Fuck up Mohammed.
>>67432347
>having to avoid your greasy reflection in that black mirrored column while waiting to be served.
>>67432513
pick a fight with him, he's obviously not a real man. You can even buy him a beer afterwards.
>>67432347
how are their burgers?
>>67432750
Better
>>67432803
kek
>>67432750
Better than Macca's tbqhfam. Haven't ever had the fries though heard they are worse.
>>67432819
>getting anything other than based angry onions and chicken fries at HJs
My head is shaking right now if I'm to be truthful my family member.
>>67432819
They just changed their fries, every cunt is raving about them
>>67432819
fresh onion rings trump all competition, so it doesn't matter.
>>67432850
>angry onions
>not onion rings
it is you who has the inferior opinon friendo
>>67432850
I hear you my good man. Might just head down for a cheeky meal later if the saints continue spudding their shit up.
Softest hands in the back call I have ever seen familia
>>67432750
>first and only american post ITT is about food
>boomer
>selfish cunt
pick 2
PAAAAAARRRRRKER
>tfw hungry as fuck, but got fancy restaurant mother's day dinner in 3 hours
>>67432971
have an appetizer
>>67432965
would berry desu
>>67432965
everything about this woman is revolting
>>67432965
my adfu
is petrie the worst 300 gamer of all time?
Petrie just threw that. Invalid goal.
>>67432965
Asian women are disgusting.
justy woke up lads with a nasty hangover, gonna go get a kebab then start drinkin again. What are yas drtinking this arvo?
>>67433011
>tfw this is our Trivago person
>>67433011
>2016
>watching ads
>not just getting all your content from netflix and iview
>>67433025
Consider better life choices waba
>>67433005
>>67433022
>>67432871
Soft cunts need not apply.
>>67433025
Sauvignon blanc from Baron Philippe de Rothschild
>>67433025
Hennessy VSOP
>>67433020
I thought he's only been playing 5-6 years desu senpai
White People: The Thread
>>67433044
>>67433044
good taste
>>67433091
Reducing all peoples of European descent to "whites" is frankly insulting
I will NOT be looked at the same as a Br*t or GERMan
>>67433093
>tfw no 165cm navy nina gf
What's up with all these foreigners in AFL all of a sudden?
Pls fuck off to your own shitty sports
>>67433122
PLEASE
>>67433122
AFL is a Canadian sport
>>67433122
>Not being ambassadors of the game
Show some respect.
>>67433127
fuck off
Brisbane about to get btfo by an ELITE team.
>>67433140
WATCH
You fuckers are so pathetic, fawning over 5/10's and 6/10's just because they're in advertisements. Go outside and look at all the 7/10's just walking the street, fucking pathetic.
>>67433137
You're joking but there are redditcunts ITT RIGHT NOW that LITERALLY think this way
>cunts who are younger than you have now played 300 games
>>67433159
I live in regional victoria mate, trust me when I say those 6s and 7s are 11s out here
We're all watching export memelaide, yeah?
>>67433159
All the women around here are manatees covered in ugly tatts with six kids and a methhead partner. Not all of us can live in Bondi m8.
Where do the Saints go from here lads?
>>67433102
stop posting gooks
NEVER TEAR UP OUR MEMES
>>67433122
you're likely to be triggered if you look into the rise in poopularity of afl in India.
>>67433210
Lions about to memed.
>>67433223
On to win in a "close" one :^)
>>67433229
India can fuck off tbqhwyf
>>67433243
This is NOT a sledging thread. Please keep discussion civil. Thank you.
See any antisocial behaviour? Please report dickhead comments around you using the report button.
Antisocial behaviour can result in your removal from the Match Thread (1 day ban).
>>67433255
Cool.
India can still fuck off tho
>>67433242
pls no
>>67433255
Ironic redditposting still proves you're a redditfriend
>>67433255
is this an advanced form of Ausposting?
ITS HAPPENING
>>67433286
what is?
S O F T
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>>67433296
Norf's about to get EXPOSED as the meme team they are.
>>67433011
your adfu a shit
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Amidst gorillas, foreigners and brothel recomendations we've had almost a full round of AFL along the way. We have garnered a few nominees this week but short of an inspired effort during Brisbane vs Port Adelaide game I can not see anyone breaking into the Team this week. Below you will find this weeks contenders so far, the 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. I will only post again if there is a promotion at Rounds end but as I said, very unlikey. I hope your team did well, see you all next week. Happy Mothers Day.
This weeks contenders so far:
>"Whats for Lunch/Dinner" Guy
>The Gorilla Poster
>"nommed XDXDXD" Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
Nahas has a big dick
>>67433229
Bombay Bulldogs when?
>>67433335
Can't give it to gorilla poster because next week some fag will just spam a different animal. Will set a bad precedent. Give it to nommed XDXDXD guy
>>67433335
Voting for "what's for lunch/dinner" lad
>>67433335
I nominate all adfu posters
shits me how every team brings their absolute A game vs Melbourne, we should have beaten both of these teams
>>67433366
and my shoddy reply to anything involving this bullshit only goes to prove the abyssal level this meme occupies.
>poort
What's for dinner lads?
>>67433412
I had tofu stir-fried with asparagus, enoki shrooms, and radish leaves
Salt, Maggi, and chilli flakes for seasoning
>>67433412
Giving you a -1 nom for the team m8
Nominating all the politics-themed namefaggotry in this thread.
>brisbane 7 free kicks port 2 free kicks
>western bulldogs 28 free kicks adelaide 12
This anti-SA bias is so blatant. I don't know why, I really don't as to why the AFL hates south australian teams, they would rather have brisbane win than a SA team. I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
>>67433454
Adelaide teams are savages who aren't disciplined. It's not a conspiracy
>>67433454
Nobody likes David Koch so the whole of SA will pay for that dumb cunt
>2 months of constant election ads incoming
I tipped the lions, how fucked am I lads?
>>67433490
You're not at all. Port are a joke
>>67433490
not fucked at all
>poort memelaide est. 1997
>>67433490
They're the dominant team at the moment
>>67433335
this is easily the worst thing to happen to /afl/ in the last year
newcunts at their finest
>>67433454
Stop giving away easy frees and maybe your shitty welfare queen state will win a game.
So guys, will AFLdude live?
>>67433549
nah he is kill. Murdoch's Gestapo got to him, he's probably being boofed up the clacker back at HQ as we speak.
>>67433549
they found him hanging in his cell at 4am
>>67433535
this t b h
In fact I'd like to nominate Autist Team Curator for the squad as his determination to force this reddit-tier bullshit every week is single-handedly destroying this community
>>67433335
whats for lunch guy deserves the nod imho
consistent effort and not just this season, has been putting in the work for a few years now
long overdue
>>67433480
at least it's not a year long campaign like in (BS) america
>>67433549
Just the channel went down, they didn't get him with the sneaky foxtel message to confirm who it was
Hope he comes out with an Acestream desu
>>67433490
Nah I tipped em too, come on brissy
>>67433335
What was the deluded WAautist and his map guy all about?
>>67432965
I used to go to school with this girl
>>67433597
A special kind of delusion above that of a usual WA poster. Kept going on about how Iggs are the most successful team of the modern era because of their cash flow and other delusion shit.
>>67433599
t. Suburban white kid who thinks all non-whites look the same
Dixon is the worst "forward" in the game
>>67433616
kek, I remember someone talking about the Iggs and cash flows but I must have missed the map. Cheers anon.
>>67433412
chops with baked potatoes and carrots plus beans and sour cream, have apple pie and cream for dessert
>>67433623
Summer heights highschool class of '05 m8
does that count as a hitout to advantage?
>>67433412
Probably a frozen chicken parma meal. Feeling fucking cooked after coming down off E with very little sleep. Started drinking just now and things are improving.
Jesus christ the lions are fucking awful. No idea what D Beams is doing but he's a lot better than the performances hes putting up.
>>67433623
t. "city" living nigger
>>67433651
isn't it his first game of the year?
>>67433616
Wow, Australians are worse cuckposters than Americans
I'm so sorry for you
Remember, no fetish is permanent. You can overcome this
>>67433658
t. edgy /pol/tard
>>67433671
Basing that off a few of his games towards the end of last season and today
Has anyone tried to get the free telstra live pass just with a broadband account not a mobile account, fucking cunts will probably say no I bet
>>67433676
There's literally just one fag that spams it over and over, but he got banned yesterday which is why there's not much of it now
>not putting a cheeky $100 on Riewoldt for the brownl ow
>>67433679
>hurr he call me bad wurd he /pol/ xD
how does riewoldt keep taking all those marks
>at 16 marks now
>>67433701
t. /pol/
>>67433699
I bet he's reading this right now and sperging out becasue he cant post hehe
>>67433102
I need to know this woman's name because I need to see her feet and the only way that can happen is by stalking her on facebook and instagram
>>67433704
>SHUBUBAN WITE KUD XDDD
Being a Collingwood fan is suffering. What happened, lads?
>>67433706
vonn
Just need norf to win my multi. Worried desu
OHFUCKNORTHWTFAREYOUDOING
Why doesn't Baz post here anymore?
Is he really that distraught over Fremantle getting absolutely BTFO?
Surely we'd be nice to him when he comes back?
>>67433706
>footfags
>>67433706
Lien "Laura" Nguyen
>NORF
Holy Fuck is it happening?
>>67433722
Nah we BTFO of him for trying to jump ship to Port when Freo were starting to slide. Dead to me.
WHAT THE FUCKKKK CUNTSSSSSSS
>>67433718
Shit list management, injuries to best 22 players
SAINTS
>the absolute choking state of the north cuckbourne cuckaroos
NORF ARE GONNA NORF IN PETRIE'S 300th
POTTERY
>>67433700
big max gawn is a smokey
>NORF
Bring it home Saints
>>67433700
>>67433756
I'm hearing rumblings of Rory Sloane as an outside chance but haven't seen enough of the Crows to bet on it.
Inb4draw
oh my god pls stkilda, I cant stand norf
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW
>Reiwolt ded
>A draw
what a time to be alive.
>>67433740
>Ever jumping ship
Disgusting desu
Even saints fans stick with JUST Kilda
FUCKING UMPBALL
IS THERE ONE TEAM IN THIS SHITTY LEAGUE THAT WON'T SHIT THE BED ON SURE THINGS!?!
>>67433774
yfw the afldude mods have all killed themselves by now
>>67433783
Norf were never a sure thing, m8
>>67433783
Freo, always bet against them for easy money.
HEAVE H0-7 Unna.
>>67433783
Hawthorne desu.
Fuck I hate Hawthorne
>the shanty town of everyone's multis
>10.15
Norf deserve to lose
>>67433782
Umpirings been fine mate
>>67433794
>Hawthorne
Fair weather AFL fan confirmed
>>67433808
Sure thing mate
FUCK OFF NORTH
UMPBALL
U
M
P
B
A
L
L
FUCK NORTH MELBOURNE
Execute all Norfroaches
>>67433809
3 years run aint fair weather, mate, the cunts have dominated recently.
Also
>implying I go for the Hawks
JOIN IN THE CHORUS
WE GOT THERE WITH UMPBALL
>>67433824
>Hawthorne
>HawthornE
>running the clock
every boo is justified
lol why is that fucking poof crying?
Why does the AFL hate the saints lads?
>>67433831
I'm going to enjoy when this house of cards comes crashing down on you
>>67433843
Riewoldt? He cries at everything. He's a very emotional man. Hurts his shoulder and cries. Loses a GF and weeps into his lover's chest. Fucking faggot.
who /undefeated/ here?
not so fast, every other team
>>67433843
tone it down a bit please mate I've got the missus' son in the room with me
>>67433836
So it is. Shit, only just realise I've been spelling it wrong all these years. Just fucking kill me, pham
I'll take it.
>>67433858
>missus' son
The retards who post this are on the same tier as horesfuckers
>>67433845
Gave them a lot of bad publicity a few years ago, what with them fucking schoolgirls, getting their cocks out on camera, raping girls, and setting dwarfs on fire. There's a lot of resentment there. And unlike a Collingwood or Hawthorn, they're a poor club with a low supporter base that brings in no money. In fact, the AFL has to pay to keep them alive.
>>67433853
Nah a younger bloke. to be fair the only time you're allowed to cry on field is after losing a granny.
>>67433858
sorry chief.
>>67433874
it was dempster
No umpball. Blocked out with eyes not on the ball - free kick.
t. neutral
>>67433845
ONE PREMIERSHIP
ONE
N
E
>>67433713
t. /pol/
>>67433845
what
>>67433873 said. Was Ricky Nixon associated with the Saints in any way? Or was it just because she was called "The St. Kilda school girl"
>>67433881
What was he having a sook about?
ruck free kicks are pretty much all bullshit
>>67433891
t. buzzfeed black
Brisbane's "star midfield" lasted all of a quarter again. Good investment.
>>67433895
Kim Duthie was originally fucking Sam Gilbert. Nixon cracked onto her later. She released those pics of NDS, Riewoldt and Dawson flashing their dicks, which she took from Gilbert's laptop (the fucking faggot kept photos of his mates' dicks on his PC).
>>67433914
>(the fucking faggot kept photos of his mates' dicks on his PC).
Yeah that's pretty fucking gay.
Considering pooicide desu
>>67433914
10/10 girl for me
>>67433910
t. /pol/
>>67433914
>implying you wouldn't save nick riewoldt's nudes on your computer
>Umpires don't decide games
>247 replies
>46 posters
kek, nice poomunity
>>67433935
so do
