6:15 PM CDT Verizon Center, Washington, District of Columbia
Start of the 3rd period
Pittsburgh
48-26-8, 2nd Metropolitan
Washington
56-18-8, 1st Metropolitan
Penguins up 3-1 in the series
Capitals up 3-1 this game
>>67425826
what the fuck am i looking at?
>tfw no ugly gf
This intermission is full on refpuck!
>rags
>craps
>>67425855
>ur gf will never look like an ugly beast
Why live?
Let us speak ill of the other fellow's team and post ribald images.
She's very plain, but at least not fat
>>67425948
he seems really nervous
>>67425918
>mfw my fat ugly gf has gone 'vegan' so she doesn't even cook anything worth eating anymore
FML
>>67425969
Quite, quite
The Pens wore their classic jerseys all throughout this series. They aren't wearing them now.
>>67425976
What do hockey players do during the intermissions?
>>67425993
Why did high wasted clothes come back in style?
>>67426026
smoke a dart, take a piss
>>67426026
drink gatorade because you can digest it while at rest.
>>67425993
Alright so sometimes when I hit webms on my phone they expand with a play button and sometimes they disappear and I cant play them. Anyone know what's going on?
>>67426083
Poor choice of browser
>>67425969
Pennsylvania is quite a state, it houses two of the worst cities in America!
>>67426055
I'll take the fat ugly vegan instead
Intermission takes too damn long
Hurry up so the >craps can choke the lead away and get ktfo
>>67425826
would snuggle
>>67426090
Why do you always post this in EVERY FUCKING /sp/ thread whenever someone posts a picture of an asian girl?
Nobody is pretending, go ask in /r9k/ you shitcunt
>>67426090
>tfw my yellow fever is so ingrained I had to think twice there
really I think that girl is pretty darn cute though
>>67426101
I'm from Philly burbs and I can confirm this.
Philly is full of trash and it's filthy too and Pittsburgh has a buncha hicks in cowboy hats
>>67426090
I bet the Asian girl has this as her profile pic to make her ugliness less noticeable.
>all these gay ass video game commercials
>>67426129
Fuck off beta
>>67426039
>>67426075
Why do they need 17 minutes to do that?
>>67426160
i've lived in pittsburgh for years and i don't think i've ever seen a single person wear a cowboy hat there
IZAT CAWFE
>>67426188
No you fuck off and get some new material you fucking hack. You don't even watch hockey Craig, you have to go back.
That Kimmy Schmidt credit card is straight terrible
>>67426191
Bullshit EVERY single concert or game I've been to in Pittsburgh I've seent tons of cowboy hats
>>67426249
>Literally who?
>While posting a literal who?
wheres the stream at
>white guys pretending to like Asian grills because their animus and body pillows
>>67426189
digestion is a pretty long process.
>>67426239
>my wife's son
>all these people posting girl pictures without hockey related comments early in the thread
>giving the mods ample time to wake up and ban them
I wish you worthless fucking shitfucks shit up threads this early every time. It makes me smile every time I see the red deleted text.
Caps channelling some Blue's bus parking
>>67426039
>tfw you will never hack a dart and then score a hat trick
>>67426321
>craps
>cuck '''''''''''''fan'''''''''''''''
>>67426321
>being this much of a tourist
>>67426321
I hope the caps win.
There. Not like my team is even in the playoffs
Yeah, Canadian teams blew it
>>67426321
Why don't you fuck off to /qa/ and complain
>>67426388
Don't tell him that. Hiro actually listens to the stupid posts on that board.
>>67426374
Canadian teams have never won the cup and never will. Abandon your laffs and root for a proper team
Anyone have any interest in watching beanerbrawl? I guess some meme fight is soon
Even the announcers admit Crosby's been getting a lot of special attention
>>67426349
I don't know if caps will trap it up, I feel like they're gonna go for the safe lead.
pongs look like shit tonight. don't know what their deal is. lot of lazy plays and lot of lazy turnovers.
ANYBODY SEEN RICHARDS?
How pissed will Orpik be when he comes back?
>>67426447
He's cleaning his mouth after sucking off the refs during intermission.
>>67426509
The rest of his team was playing dirtier than he was. At least Maatta deserved to get hit for being such a shit player.
>3 of the best forwards in the game
>only 1 shot
just fucking kill me.
>Malkin dives
>no one cares
I unironically believe the Pens will win in OT
>>67426611
you know the pens need to score 2 goals before that can happen right?
>>67426611
Lots of people unironically believe silly things.
>>67426441
Of course Cindy get 'special attention'
Cosby is Gary's only hope left to have a Cup finals that anyone will tune in for and we know it's all bout >Muh Shekels
>>67426634
It could happen
>it's ok when crosby does it
VLC STREAM IS KILL
I REPEAT VLC STREAM IS KILL
WHAT A SHIT NIGHT
>>67426425
>he's just mad he can't have GOATthews
Stay jelly
>>67426732
not on my end m80
GG GO NEXT PONGS
>>67426440
Post the stream if you find one
>Dat Oshie embellishment
>>67426734
>trusting Americans not born in Minnesota
OSHIE YOU FAG
DIVE
I
V
E
Is this watchable on the CBC website? Can't navigate that place.
>>67426779
It's not until 10pm (central time).
>pongs fans
>crying about dives
oi I'm laughing
>Crosby gets away with a penalty
>a minute later Oshie steals Crosby's trick and dives for a penalty
my sides can't handle this game
i hope oshie takes a skate to the throat and ovi trips over his corpse and breaks his spine
>>67426808
get an antenna
>>67426808
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2669489046
They hide it, but you can get the links from /r/nhlstreams
>>67426732
When are you dummies gonna learn that the NHL has it's joo lawyers monitoring game threads to shut them down.
There's Plenty of streams that aren't advertised
Hello Gary's joo fags
>>67426843
18+
Why do they ignore penalties in play off games? Shouldn't playoff games be held to the highest standard?
>>67426843
i hope you get alzheimer's and forget your own name you faggot
>>67426425
Canadians say otherwise
>>67426856
Those VLC streams are official ones from CBC. They're supposed to be only for Canadians but they're dumb and only geoblock on the CBC website itself, not the stream from Akamai. So anyone who has the m3u8 link (which is posted on reddit for each game) can watch no matter where they are in the world.
>>67426870
I don't agree with putting away the whistles either, especially if it stops a scoring chance
>reg season to determine who qualifies for the playoffs
>let's change the rules!
>>67426870
because this isnt apehoop
Nobody wants play stoppage every 15 seconds
>>67426854
Thank you.
I don't get why CBC wouldn't link it anywhere.
>>67426920
Icing should be removed t b h
>>67426605
Malkin is the best player on his team, and is constantly the best pens player in every playoffs.
He carried them to their cup, and he's carrying them right now
STOP POSTING SLAGS THAT AREN'T WEARING GEAR. YOU'RE VIOLATING BOARD RULE 1.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67426870
Situational rule enforcement is one of the best things about hockey.
Will the olympics get cancelled because everyone contracts zika and then gets stabbed?
>>67426854
fuck off
>>67426956
I want to lick her sweaty asshole
>>67426920
But apehoop doesn't have people choking people and throwing punches because refs ignore 75% of penalties because MUH POST SEASON.
>>67426940
Icing and offsides are shit rules, tbmh.
final score 4-1
>>67426931
They want you to buy rogers game center live
>>67426947
This better?
>>67426956
>all that asscne
>>67426982
or buy a $20 antenna if you don't have cable, seriously these things still exist people.
>>67426940
>game becomes nothing but the D dumping the puck
No thank you.
>moving slower than a month in jail
my time in jail flew by
>>67426941
Malkin is a whining, diving faggot.
He got shut down by a 19 year-old rookie in 2012.
>tfw no billtrick
>>67426975
Without icing players like Crosby wouldn't play defense at all, just cherry pick in the zone.
>>67426941
carrying them to a loss maybe
>>67427013
Maybe he doesn't have a TV, or his TV is away from his computer, or who knows. Lots of legit reasons for wanting to watch a stream.
Until I got cable in my room I preferred watching streams for CBC and NBC games because it would start glitching out and I'd always have to adjust my antenna
>>67427013
CBC doesn't broadcast over the air in Victoria very well. There's a tower in Vancouver, and then a closer one behind some hills.
>>67427030
I liked the out-of-nowhere venomous tone in his voice when he said that.
>>67427050
But then the other team just ices it back. It'd make the game more dynamic.
>>67426975
>Icing and offsides are shit rules, tbmh.
No, the rules are there to prevent cheaply created offense and cheaply created defense.
>>67427030
What were you in for?
>>67427077
It would turn into a shitfest like the All Star games
>>67427077
Why don't you just watch tennis?
>>67427077
>Prefering Hawaii Hockey
fuck this is boring
>extra attacker
>just going to make the game 4-1
this has never ever worked in the history of hockey
>sulkin
>>67427098
failing to appear in court
>>67427176
The difference between a loss 1-3 and a loss 1-4 being...?
Are rink-side seats the most expensive in NHL?
I thought they'd be filled with the most hardcore fans but I keep seeing women everywhere down there.
Crosby is such a dominant player*
He really makes a difference*
>>67427176
avalanche - minnesota. 2014 playoffs. roy pulled the goalie with 4 minutes left and they scored 2 goals tieing the game and eventually winning in OT.
>>67427180
Malkin is a lil bitch
Fuck these fuckin faggot captchas
>>67427216
they are retardedly expensive
>>67427031
>8points
>6 games
>shut down
Right.
Also, what happened to Brier? I find it hard to believe no one picked him up. He's a beast in the playoffs.
>>67427216
fuckin kek. bantz from denmark.
>>67427236
How do all these bitches afford it?
>>67427216
cause men know that they're overrated, cant see everything easily
>>67427246
He retired.
>>67427176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRmQjtjhR_Y
>>67427218
prior to his concussions he was, 2010 crosby was legit the best player ive ever seen
HAHAHA
EAT SHIT SHITSBURG
CRY MORE CRYSBY
>>67427255
>men buy tickets
>give awesome seat to women
>gets laid
It's not complicated.
>>67427255
Men buy the tickets and give them
>>67427255
People can afford $4000 wedding shoes. Rink side seats are nothing.
Time for the late game
FUCK YEWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHITTTSBURGH PENGU
>>67427274
He was always a pussy that made hay against sub .500 teams.
Fuck Crosby.
Good game, Caps. You guys came to this game.
>>67427292
My sister wasted over 70 grand on her wedding and complains when she wants a better car
30 bings to next hackey game
>>67427288
>>67427285
Why the fuck would you give playoff seats to women, even for a chance to get laid? I can't wrap my head around this one, sorry.
>>67427372
Women are the most notorious bandwagoners
>>67427372
In Washington the ice level seats are all probably season tickets held by lobbyists and companies. They just give people they know 2 tickets. Most people in the front row didn't pay a dime for their seat.
>>67427362
Just seventy grand? Your sister's dumb but lots of people hit six digits on the venue and get worse when you add the frills and fees.
Gotta get a dumb slut who will take a band and a courthouse ceremony. Money spent on the wedding ain't getting invested in real estate or stocks.
>>67427362
I never understood this. Why have a crazy expensive wedding?!?! I've been to weddings that we're expensive as fuck (we're taling almost a $100k) and ones that were barely 15k. I had more fun at the cheaper ones. The expensive ones are boring and stuck up. Outside of that, they're the same.
I don't know. Maybe I don't get it because I'm not a woman, but it just seems absurd to me.
>>67427515
I thought that was all rink-side seats everywhere. You hand them out to clients, business prospects, anyone you want to impress.
>>67427361
A 3 PP advantage will do that for a team.
>>67427631
Just 70? All a wedding is, is the ceremony at a church, a fucking hall for dance and food and shit, and a bachelor/bachelorette party.
>>67427685
If you're rich, you gotta find things to spend money on. 100k is a rounding error to some people.
>>67427631
if anything the dumb slut will want the big ass wedding
smarter women tend not to be as crazy about that shit
>>67427730
Even without the PP, the Pens played sloppily this game. Idiotic turnovers, no coverage, stupid rebounds, etc. The Caps deserved to win this one.
>>67427216
>most hardcore fans
Those guys are higher up, you can actually see everything.
I paid like 47 bucks for a seat up in the nosebleeds for game one against the isles last year.
Almost got into a fistfight with isles fans and left earlier because the game was going like shit but still.
>>67427827
Not if you marry a girl from a wealthy family. Then again as the dude you only are supposed to pay for the rehearsal dinner
>>67427181
Lol had the same charge. Plead guilty, got 6 days served on weekends
>>67427893
They showed their inexperience in a big way.
>>67426940
No, it exists for a reason. If they removed it a team would take the lead and then just dump the puck for the rest of the game to protect their lead. The game would be complete shit.
>>67426975
If there was no icing snipers/ stuffers and grinders would just camp the offensive zone/goalie. The rule exists for a reason.
>>67427216
Nah man. Basically all the rinkside seats are owned by companies. It's all rich people going to hockey games who don't know shit about the game and go because it is fashionable and a status symbol, or people who work for the companies winning raffles and also don't know shit about the game. They are just there because it is free.
I am a huge Caps fan and I go pretty regularly and I get seats all over the arena. The closer to the rink you are the more you will see people on their cellphones ignoring the game. They have no idea what is going on, don't cheer, etc.
Meanwhile when you sit in the nosebleeds that is where the poor/ normal people who live and breathe the game sit. Everyone is chanting, starting shit with the other teams fans, commenting on the plays, etc.
I like being close to the ice for observation and to feel the game, but by far the fan atmosphere is a million times better up in the 400s.
>>67427685
As long as there's an open bar, that's all that matters
