Truex and Kenseth front row
Reminder that Kansas is a shitty track
>Kan's Ass is such a shitty track they move the race to FS1 as damage control.
>>67422569
Joke's on you, race coverage is on Fox Business Channel now because baseball on FS1 and muh outrageously funny Emmy-nominated Garbage Time with strong independent womyn Katie Nolan
>>67422635
Oh shit you're right. This may be the lowest rated race of the decade.
>this track has two races
>darlington has one
>>67422851
Darlington is objectively the worst track on the schedule.
>>67423125
>>67423125
>>67422569
>Darlington Sucks
>One of the most diffucult tracks on the schedule sucks
>Kansas
>Not providing some of the better racing on the schedule since its repave.
First for fuck lelgano
>muh God
>>67423275
mfw he wrecks Kenseth tonight
>steve Turner went belly up
Whatever happened to James Buescher?
>>67423460
Working in real estate now according to RuRa
any streams? i'm stuck watching cubs/nats on fs1.
>mfw NASCAR is on FBN because of this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFJCm64okiY
Seriously I'm starting to believe there are no funny women anywhere.
>>67423584
Thought it was cuz of the baseball game
>>67423584
She's pretty cute desu
Would thoroughly enjoy the thought of her sucking my dick senpai
I miss when Penske would randomly enter a third car here
Never have teams enter extras anymore, thanks NASCAR/RTA
Why is that the driver lineup is changed race to race.
Why isnt there isnt a set lineup?
Will Matt Kenseth finally break his streak of bad luck tonight? He always seems to be in contention but have something bad happen to him, and quite frankly, I'm tired of it.
>you will never go on a bowling date with Danica
>get home
>race just starting
Nice
>>67423672
Exactly, that's the only reason she has the show
i'd rather have every commercial be water cooler dale than watch another chevy commercial
>>67423584
>there are no funny women anywhere
Not knowing about Lena Dunham or Ashley Schumer
Do you even comedy, bro?
>>67423785
Yeah and the 3rd car would be Juan Pablo Montoya!
>>67423785
>a full field for us is 36 cars
:^)
>de bris
Oh look! Another 1.5 or 2-mile racetrack whose race is dominated by a single driver and produces an incredibly boring race.
Where dem streams? I'm too poor for cable and I'm too lazy to go down the street to AJ Gators
>duh bree
>brakes falling off
>don't have to brake in the first place
rip troox
>>67424285
But muh casino
>Kyle and Carl jump ahead to 1st and 2nd
Well fuck me in the ass and call me Truex
Imagine if DW got sued by Kenny Rogers for every time he parodied that song to describe that specific pit error.
>>67424301
vipleague
use uBlock
>>67424301
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTWrGNka-ik
Kansas only has 2 dates because Sprint is headquartered there.
http://steveluvender.com/projects/allstar/#
Who wants to make some All-Star Race rules no less retarded than Brian France's while we wait for Kinsiss and Trooex to blow it
>McMurray's crew
idiots
idiot
Why did they have to go in through the window?
Track under construction in Alaska, looks maximum comfy
>>67424631
They have to hit it back out from the inside
>>67424631
jackman hipchecked the car and pushed the sheet metal in right there
They made them go and pound it out from the inside with a rubber mallet
I've seen them make crews do that going thru tech pre-race when a car fails to meet the templates
>>67424669
Would the engine start command trigger an avalanche?
this camry ad
>>67424669
oh baby
>>67424669
What's the size and details of it? Haven't heard of this before
>>67424750
All I found was an Alaska Raceway Park that's debuting a 1/3-mile paved oval this year. Too small for a major series but might be suitable for K&N or something similar.
>>67424479
>it's a Cryle wins again episode
>it's a bushwhackers dominate episode
Think I might just stick to hokkei today
>>67424750
Not sure, no longer than a half mile. Paving it now, going to host NWAAS and late models this summer. Next to a well-established drag strip so it's pretty legit.
>There's a closed down track not far away that's well built with plenty of seats, but I guess they felt like starting over with a new one here
Durrrr Breeze
>>67424814
You know this is Sprint CUp, right? No Nationwide this weekend.
>caution
>for THAT
>DiBurrito
>caution for that
>Necessito DiBurrito caution
>>67424809
Couldn't ever hold K&N or any touring series there, would cost a shitload to haul the cars to Anchorage or wherever.
Question for diecastbro: Do you do business with most drivers/teams by email or by phone? I notice that emailing my racing contacts can be really hit or miss sometimes.
>>67424883
Yeah, that's true. All I know is that the track is designated as a "NASCAR Home Track," but yeah, having a national touring series come there is pretty difficult.
>WATER
>COOLER
>DALE
that 19 crew has been on fire this season
>>67424852
>Saturday race
>not at night
>not on Fox
It's like nascar hates their own sport
>>67424826
Pic related, track in Wasilla that's actually for sale on racingjunk
>dw
>the shantytown of RFR
>Roush
>>67425007
if I win the powerball tonight I'm buying it
>biff
In Booger Rabbit we trust
Just started watching. What did I miss?
>bayne
>>67425120
Roush spaghetti, McFlurry's team caught cheating
>bayne
>biff
>the shanty town of roush
>>67424908
Email, and actually the only teams and team reps I've ever talked to over the phone were the most incompetent. One never paid me.
>>67425007
I don't understand the ad. It lists the track at $899,000, but then they want it financed with a $500,000 down payment and $5,000 monthly payments for 10 years at 2% annual effective. The present value of those payments is about $544,000, so how much am I actually paying?
>CARL
>>67425232
>lelwards
try again carl
>>67425197
Ten four. I'm meeting some people who work with a Cup team next week at Dover, but I haven't gotten a response from one yet.
>muh nards
>My wife Gay
>My feet hurt
>I just wanna go home and do some IRacing
>Fuck off, Kyle, Dad would've pitted your ass years ago
>Hope mom and Kerry stop fighting
>Kasey keeps trying to bump draft me on the freeway
>I wish Mikey would get NR 2003 like I keep telling him to
>I just want a Mountain Dew
>>67422543
kansas is not a shitty track
>>67425587
KEK
Matt DiBurrito is our guy for voting for the ASR, right?
>>67425715
Absolutely
>>67425715
Landon is /sp/
duh
>>67425715
Not doing your duty for Danica
>>67425617
>progressive banking allows cars to just ride around outside
>cautions are always debris or some lame tire issue
>one driver leads more than half the race
>Almost halfway and nothing interesting has happened
Yeah, it's shitty.
>>67425587
>>67425753
I don't think this sport is for you faggot
>>67425721
Nice.
>>67425776
I've been watching and enjoying NASCAR for 15 years. I know what an exciting race looks like, and this is not it.
So how is Truex/Pearn going to piss this one away?
>>67425852
I'm not a fan of 1.5 mile tracks.
>>67425753
>a working outside line is bad
uhhh?
>>67425852
>boring race
>bullshit caution late
>wrecking and tempers at the end
>IT WAS A GREAT RACE
>>67425852
Right, they should be constantly three wide, and there should be a caution every 2 minutes so you can go beat your dog.
Okay, so hypothetically, we get rid of DW and LarryMac as commentators.
Who do you want to replace them with?
>>67426052
LarryMac is based.
Also why the fuck does DW have such a hard on for Truex?
>>67426052
Brendan Gaughan and Kenny Schrader
>>67426052
ALLEN BESTWICK
>>67426052
Brad Daugherty needs to come back
>>67426178
He's a play by play guy
>But yeah he needs to be back in NASCAR
>>67426052
>>67426212
Replace Mikey with Daugherty
>>67426052
PUT MIKEY IN COACH
>>67425813
BeanBurrito for ASR
DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA
>implying leading during greenflag pitstops means shit
she will lose the lead during the next round
DANICA IN SECOND ITS FUCKING HAPPENING TOP 30 INCOMING
>TFW you remember Danica is still racing
you know, eventually companies will stop sponsoring her
she's not even mediocre, she's just plain bad
>>67426424
Not tonight. 35th tops
>>67426076
>You don't have a hard on for Truex
What's wrong with you, Truex is based
is danicles /ourgirl/?
>>67426466
she stopped being popular a long time ago,
>you can only answer in emojees
>>67426466
No
>>67426442
She's not bad, she just isn't sprint cup caliber. Not a knock against her, most drivers aren't sprint cup caliber. I loved hornish and he was a great Indy driver but wasn't sprint cup caliber. Danica is no different
>>67426466
ever since godaddy stopped sponsoring her and SHR, she hasn't really been in any headlines, maybe a few commercials but that's about it
she's a mediocre-level driver,
CAWSHUN
>>67425776
>>67425885
>>67425963
It's a cookie cutter meme track. This is the first race at a cookie cutter I've ever seen a top lane. And only Larson is really making it work.
>>67426493
YFW Kenseth wrecks Logano
>you can only answer in emojis
>commmercial caution
>de bris
>the de bris is a piece of tape
DW: "wow"
How would you guys rates Gordon's performance so far this season? Seems to be doing breddy good
>>67426546
God I love NASCAR
Larry stop yelling
>>67426534
100.emoji
>>67426566
there's times where DW makes a comment and i just want to see the camera that looks back at them in the booth,
i can almost bet that gordon is giving him the "the fuck are you talking about?" look all the time
>>67426566
Not bad. I don't like DW so anything but DW is good with me
how is jimmie so attractive and so talented?
>>67426613
Yeah several times this season he's called DW out on his bullshit-pretty funny!
>Hamlin speeding again
just give it up fampai
DW's just done. I'm done with him.
>>67426566
It's obvious that Jeff Gordon has only been out of racing for a short time, because he always seems like he knows what he's talking about better than the others.
>>67426501
shes way skinnier now
>>67426566
He's the best.
>>67426686
His boogity bullshit has grown stale
>>67426752
fuck off
GIMMICK IT UP
>>67426647
>neckbeard
>attractive
He's low test anon
Is TROOX gonna win it or we will see another example of NASCAR shambles?
>>67426802
who's cuter than jimmie?
redpill me on Greg Biffle. How did he get so bad?
>>67426925
Late caution will give it to Cryle on the restart
>>67426925
He'll get fucked by his pit crew on a late commercial caution debris pit stop
>>67426942
He's old as fuck and Roush is shit.
>>67426942
NASCAr doesn't want him to win.
>>67426942
10 years past his prime
Roush is shit
>>67426942
His team stopped getting better. Edwards and kenseth carried that team and jumped ship. They will be dropping cars soon
>>67426925
fail post race tech inspection for a minor infringement
>>67426925
Nope....callin' it more shambles, dude....
>>67427041
(you)
>last 2 digits is who wrecks on the final 3 laps
COLE PEARN
O
L
E
P
E
A
R
N
>>67426948
pls no, but I know it's gonna happen anyway
>>67427081
>81
>Only 81 in NASCAR is Ryan Truex
>>67426938
Jamie Mac, Kasey, Larson, Newman (mostly his brains, he's a literal rocket scientist), Harvick, Bowyer (it's mostly his southern boy charm), in my weaker moments even monkey faced Brad K cuz he gives no fucks.
>>67427081
I'll make that 18 and allow it
>>67427041
>>67427041
Why do this every week?
Are you that autistic?
At least, at the very fucking least, record a new video for us every week
Mix it up: Diving to the grocery store, going through the carwash, getting an oil change, driving to the park, getting an OTR blow job from your girlfriend....
C'mon already
>>67426972
this is the correct answer
>>67427125
>Are you that autistic?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
>>67427125
I was thinking about using this instead
>>67427113
i disagree with but i respect your opinion
How is Pearn going to fuck this up?
WHY ARE ALL THE M&M's RED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>troox
>TROOX
MY FUCKING SIDES
>78 crew
>troox
KRYLE WINS LOL
>cucked by his pit crew
>TRUX
JUST
pitting just because you have a vibration is fucking retarded
jr does it all the time and 90% of the time nothing is wrong with the tire
The meme magic is fucking real
>Martin Lee Truex Jr.
See?
Told ya....SHAMBLES!
>>67427265
Whats everyone drinking?
/fat tire/ here
>>67427248
Every fucking time
Every time
>>67427202
FUCK THIS SHIT
Rolling for winner
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THIS LUGNUT GAMBLING BULLSHIT
>>67427299
nice try carl
>>67427287
Miller high life
>>67427299
rerolling
Can Smoke do it?
>>67427330
Ummmmmm no
>>67427318
>>67427287
BUSCH Master race reporting in
>>67427325
Rerolling again
>>67427330
He'll never win again (digits confirm)
>>67425007
track looks comfy af desu
>>67427344
Still no
You'll roll a 41 yet
Or I will
>>67427344
>>67427325
>>67427299
who /happyharvick/ here?
Can Harvick save us from KYLEWINSLOL
>>67427369
fuck you
THIS POST IS THE 100% GUARANTEED WINNER
Just got home from work. Did I miss anything interesting? Leaderboard looks standard. Like it's been a boring race.
Smoke is in the lead? That is surprising.
Do they put wax jobs on these race car bodies? Would doing so increase drag? I've never thought about it before.
troooox
>>67427395
The race has been extremely boring
>>67427394
THIS POST IS THE 100% GUARANTEED WINNER
Fun fact: Mike Joy owns a company that distributes Sunoco.
>>67427395
Everyone else has pitted. Drivers who started up front stayed up front
>>67427419
Would be a Christmas miracle
>>67427397
Yes, but it decreases drag, not increases.
DUH
Alright,what conditions does Smoke need to win now?
>Sticky
Cawshun!
>>67427287
Fat Tire is good m8.
>>67427291
I picked up a Sam Adams variety case. Drinking something called Heaven or Helles right now. It tastes sweet and goes down smooth.
how u want ur pit stop, family?
>this changes everything
i fucking hate nascar sometimes
>>67427540
just lug my shit up
CAWSHUN
A
W
S
H
U
N
bubba deploy da debris
>>67427540
cancerous
>hurrvick wins lol
>>67427506
It would help if he didn't kill that kid on the dirt track.
>>67427566
bruh
>troox cucked by Smoke
>gimmie
Truex has the worst luck
>"They threw that caution for Tony"
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
Coca Cola is gross
jimmie noooo :(
Yess! Jimmie penalty! Dale Jr. is going to be ahead of him now!
WATER
COOLER
DALE
>IT'S A WHOLE NEW RACE
>>67427641
Not for long
Truex might kill someone after this race
Kenseth did this
allen bedgood on suicide watch
>Hamlin
MEMES
Fucking Hamlin.
>lelgayno
Cawshuns breed cawshuns
>hamshit trying to go 3 wide
>wrecks like 4 other drivers
HOLY FUCK DENNY PLEASE DIE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LARSON NOOOOOOOOOO
>It's a "Kyle wins despite inferior strategy" episode
>>67427419
BACKFLIP INCOMING
>Hamlin wrecking Larson
Fuck off
haha get fucked logano
Will Larson finally win his first race?
Never mind... he just took some damage. Looks like he'll have some handling issues now.
rip Penske cars and denny's.
Fugg that crash, good morning everyone
>taking out both penskes
THANK YOU HAMLEL
LOW DOWNFORCE PACKAGE
who /ragsinabox/ here
>>67427836
Always
Come on Ryan Blaney. He needs a win for his dad. It would be a good story.
