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Massive dangers edition
Old thread: >>67408229
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>>67422533
I had some Aussie last week on /box/ telling me Crolla wasn't top level, rest of the world so mad right now British boxing booming
NYQUIST
2/1
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67422542
>Not Katie Hopkins Is Actually Quite Fit edition
disappointing desu
Ironic posting of an edition about massive dangers when you're watching the preamble to USL matches at midnight on a Saturday night
>>67422592
Pmsl. Imagine having that view
>>67422648
Big fan of you Hass but this is an absolutely appalling opinion
>>67422542
>>67422648
>not leaked picture of Hass edition
didnt think raptors would bottle it this early
Good night /bet/. Waking up with profit from the miami game will be good.
>>67422619
easy 6k profit
>>67422739
>He didn't save the leak from last thread and add it to his Hass folder
>>67422793
THAT barnet cost £50?
THE CITY OF TORONTO
>>67422733
Katie is HOT
H O T
>>67422793
>>67422739
pls lads
I DID IT ALL FOR THE BOOKIE
>>67422686
Youre the one posting in a USL thread mate.
>>67422965
Didn't know Iceland was a walking distance from Scotland pmsl
>>67422830
Was growing it out there desu, have had some DAPPER cuts from my man Harry
>>67422965
big_al?
White Sox destroyed
Miami Heat destroyed
Are we all know agreed that amerifat bets are tez?
>>67422542
You have zero imagination, originality or creativity do you euan? Must be a right shit shag.
Anyone got any tips for anything currently in play?
>>67423156
Gib shagging tips
>>67423156
Did you want another Trump thread that is completely unrelated to betting? Must be hard having no friends.
>>67423013
Just a cheeky swim north.
>>67423158
miami heat
>>67423227
No, I want a thread with a bit of personality lad. Put yourself on it.
>>67423182
Women get turned on by what they hear. I always make sure they hear the right things. I will tenderly explain to a woman that I will guarantee her at least one orgasm.
heard some VILE rumours about Euan
>>67423295
do share
>>67423227
pmsl foreigners who get passionate about American politics are absolute dangers
>>67423417
Watch your mouth there lad
>>67423279
>euan
>personality
Choose one
Literally cannot chat up a girl
>>67423820
Whats the problem friend
>>67423820
Once you've got a girl talking to you you've done 90% of the work.
>>67423820
Same tbqh the only times I've ever got with girls have been when I've been drunk or they've approached me
>>67423820
Are you UAC or DAC?
>>67423820
What's going wrong lid? Initial struggles or can't hold the convo?
>>67423918
What is this PUA talk?
>>67423820
you shouldnt be "chatting up" girls anyway, this only happens in clubs/bars etc where lowly men meet lowly women
you should just try having normal conversations with girls in other areas of your life and then drop some flirty comments in every now and then, thats it
>>67423973
ok grandad
>>67423820
I do really well with girls when they know me and chat to me.
But when they first meet me they hate me.
Literally only women who like me are ones that had to be around me due to friend links and after a while they like me loads and ask me out and shit.
What am I doing wrong short term and right long term? I genuinely don't have a clue.... I asked a girl and she said it took her a while to see the real me and she thought I was a cunt when she first met me
Which is bullshit because I'm always the same so surely I'd still be a cunt. Obviously she is just shit at reading people
>>67423881
Got no charisma
>>67423901
Can do small talk, nothing more
>>67423918
UAC
>>67423928
Bit of both desu can only be polite, never make them laugh/flirt unless I've taken something
>>67423973
Don't have other areas of my life, just bet and watch football/drink with mates
>>67424081
>just bet and watch football/drink with mates
are you me? except the mates bit
>>67424081
Sounds like you need to let go of your inhibitions lad
Maybe try and be a bit more outlandish idk
Tell them you make your living betting six figure sums on the Eurovision
>>67424109
hahah same here
Just got back from Leicester lads, it's a proper STATE right now. Everyone buying beer from the shops and drinking it in the street because bars are -ev.
>>67424081
You're probably trying too hard. Not to sound arrogant but I've shagged birds on 4 continents. When a bird finds you attractive you can literally say anything within reason, say the first thing that comes into your head. Just have to be confident with it.
>>67424186
>Going to leicester
I hope you had a shower with bleach lad
>>67424186
Ok Jamie, you've earned enough now to get one round in. zzzz
>>67424201
From Leicester la, it's an utter mess.
The girls are in a total frenzy because there's so many lads out tonight. Not ONE girl will go home without a lad tonight.
>>67424186
I live in leicester 10min walk from kp and other than getting more beers this morning I haven't left the house. I even shut my windows because of all the fucking noise and fireworks and shit.
Yes I watched the match but no I don't want to be involved in your gay ass celebrations. Fucking distracting me from bets as well. Not even joking don't care if people think this isn't real. Some people enjoy different things.
>>67424081
Just re-frame yourself as a movie character you admire. Play this role when talking to girls instead of yourself. It doesnt have to be a movie character, it can just be a "cool guy" persona you have made up.
This is way easier over text so maybe you should start with Tinder. The once you can flirt over text start meeting girls from Tinder and cause you already have some connection you will feel more at ease with them and can prob flirt a bit with them irl.
Then you will learn to do this and will be able to do it with girls normally.
>>67424140
Think I'm going to start taking md a bit more, stuck in a rut atm
>>67424200
Think problem is I'm not trying hard enough
>>67424239
Go out and get some then lid
>>67424246
D U L L A R D
>>67424246
Okay I know you're a penny punting DMU Raw Dykes Road knock off foreigner. Wanna go for a drink? I live near.
>>67424239
And you've come home alone?
>>67424299
>>67424269
Fuck no, have other priorities.
Besides, have you seen the Leicester totty? have more class in Derby with Calijah.
What's the bet for Canelo fight?
>>67424337
>No totty is better than skank totty
wew lid
>>67424248
Good advice. rather embarrassingly I actually done this as Mike "the Situation," from Jersey Shore, worked a treat desu
>>67424373
Just how desperate are you lid?
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
On Nacional Potosi -0.75 smed
James Mckeown Completely controlling the game, big altitude difference, should be half win at worst
Like · Reply · Just now
altitude baby
>>67424248
Got tinder but literally don't know what to say, used hass's line but got no responses ffs
Mont de marsan sw @ 2
Montois need to win this to overtake Perpignan and get themselves into the playoffs for promotion, Dax are shit and are about to be relegated
Whitesox surreal, overs looking neat as well
>>67424361
btts
>>67424263
Rotting your brain is -ev
But MDMA is lovely, have had a great time all 5 or so times I've tried a bit and the girls seem to love MD Hass
Try this on tinder lid?
>>67424361
Unders
MACKERS WANTS 10K ON NACIONAL POTOSI
>>67424448
What a meek excuse
Of all the words in the english language you cant think of any at all to shove together to start up a convo?
>>67424495
Dece
>>67424448
Hass is a fraud. Just think of ANYTHING and say it. Try out multiple lines on multiple girls. Just dont be boring. Unless you are super fit the girl wont respond to "hey whats up" if she has 20-30 guys saying that.
>>67424495
>vpn
Got some threats your way Has? Why the anonymity
>>67424448
'Still waiting for you to send me your best chat up line'?
KEK that line is dire, no wonder you've not been getting responses
she put an X at the end of a message when we were talking about coffee lids.
What did she mean by this
>>67424495
MDMA is great but I have sensitive teeth and they feel awful the morning after. It's a great drug in the right setting though, couldn't take it more than a couple of times a month though
>>67424586
Tinder is a botnet
>>67424589
she wants you to ask her out for coffee
>>67424589
shes literally used to putting x at the end of every message from her 15yo txt messaging days.
>>67424588
Fifa Hass all 4 of them were realistically the one
>>67424599
Wouldn't recommend you to do so that often anyway, look up rollsafe.org or .com
Plenty of studies/anecdotal evidence on there for MD advice
>>67424621
its ok lid, I suggested we have a coffee tasting sesh at her place
>>67424648
Johanne was NOT worth a superlike
Post what you listen to whilst betting lids
https://soundcloud.com/dj_basso/tom-swoon-ghost-basso-remix
>>67424704
She's Danish which made her more appealing for some reason
>>67424757
>listening to edm while betting
>>67424757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIfdYs8WErM
>>67424677
when she agreed did you say "maybe you can taste some other liquids too ;)" ?
>>67424762
The only Danish that appeals to me tbqh
>>67424762
>Danish
I know a pickup line that'd be a guaranteed pull but you ruined it already
>>67424801
>not something to do with adding cream
utter utter
>>67424830
shaking to hear it lid
Nacional goal when?
>>67424648
I'm honestly sorry
Put head trader at Coral in your bio and use >>67424495
this line m9
>>67424704
This, Holly though...
>>67424803
Screenshot this post and pasted it in MS Paint so I could print it. Handing it in tomorrow as my dissertation proposal
>>67424757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF2jEhB-BBI
>>67424853
It's a Danish song and it rhymes with her name
>Åh Johanne vil du gifte dig med mig
Jeg kom fra Alabama (change this your hometown) og jeg red den lange vej, for at finde mig en pige og nu har jeg fundet dig.
>>67424871
I'd rag holly senseless. Anon, you fucked up. Send her my number, let a real man take care of her.
>>67424830
>aftertiming
Is it weird just to jump straight to asking a match on tinder for a date? Like no flirting or that.
>>67424648
>liking birds that smoke
disgusting
>>67424757
https://youtu.be/vytgHD2pqyk
>>67424871
>>67424926
Yeah she's cute.
Would be clueless in the sheets though. Looks like she wouldn't suck dick for money
>>67424926
Insta- hollyywalton
>>67424934
Usl tips you ogre
>>67424985
Laughed too hard at this
>>67424934
Yeah
>>67424934
idk Euan, sometimes I feel like its better off if I say "I'll take you out to dinner, we can get to know eachother on ,me" or something. But i always try and get to know them. Hass, help.
>>67424979
Can't believe she even swiped you. She wants money.
>using tinder
zzzzz literally like bragging about profiting off a clean 365
>>67424985
Charlotte HT result right before they scored was the only bet.
Maybe San An handi but idk yet.
Someone could watch St Louis game because I have no idea how it will turn out so might be a bet.
I'll send my next USL tip to my next match as well.
>>67424979
Looks like a typical vapid narcissistic whore.
>>67425093
>attractive tinder girls
Huge fan of this discussion pals
>>67424757
>Post what you listen to whilst betting lids
Really into the Growlers atm
>>67424934
Get their number first lid
My last tinder meet was a dire experience desu, considered deleting the app after
>>67425125
bans when?
Can we try to move to /biz/ again
>>67424979
Not as fit as that one pic shows desu
Agree with this >>67424971
>>67425134
What do I do once I get their number though? Call her for a chat????
So let me get this straight, you use an app which is basically like hiring a prostitute but instead of paying cash your currency is 'banter' and 'swag' and are proud of this and discuss it as some kind of achievement?
>>67425134
tell us about it.
I really just wanna go out to dinner wiht a tinder date because im a great dinner date.
ban when?
Literally cannot stop crying over Andrea Bocelli, privileged to be alive for that moment
Sleeping naked tonight lids
>>67425167
is this nibs? whatsapp briefly then a date. it's more personal than using the tinder app
>>67425176
Showing your age here pal. Hit the sheets before the mods find you
>>67425167
add her on snapchat and send her some post-workout selfies of yourself topless
>>67425176
N I B S
I
B
S
>>67425167
No lid, next step is you get her address to meet up for some coffee.
Then when she's in the bathroom freshening up, you swipe her wallet and take a snap of her drivers license and then continue profiting from bubblegums
>>67425200
;)
>dating impure girls
whats wrong with you lot?
LOVE it when Hassan gets the virgins riled and they start spouting their shite
>>67425227
Talking big big sense here pal. Love it.
>>67425198
this. Saw the Birch in town la, looked mortal.
>>67425227
How do i go from acting like a slut, to actually banging the slut.
>>67425245
No one is riled up. Please have sex.
>>67425252
How do i have sex?
Whenever /bet/ tells me to have sex I get depressed that I actually DO need to have sex, please.
>>67425176
>tips fedora
>>67425290
>impersonating me
>>67425310
I don''t know what you mean, but if you also need to have sex.
Please, where u at?
>>67425198
First time I've ever seen my dad cry, was weird desu he's not even that much of a football fan
>>67425290
Do the opposite of what /bet/ says in these "discussions". If you are a virgin at age 21+ then you cant just turn into a swagman. You should have been learning to talk to girls in your teens years. It is hard to skip that and try to pull grown women.
tl;dr just fuck 16 year olds
Should my whatsapp have a profile pic? V rarely use it desu
I'll be watching Canelo/Khan coming up in 20 minutes. Probably no betting opportunity will come up, but if Alvarez has a slow start maybe bookies will give us something.
>>67425363
>going down on a bird you've never met before
>>67425411
THIS what the FUCK are you doing Hass? That's FLITHY.
Only go down on CONFIRMED clean girls you mong.
>>67425363
This is CLASSIC /bet/ future pasta Hass, fucking hell she must have been a right state. Using too much teeth is fucking awful especially if you're not drunk.
Also
>Cum within 30 seconds
Do people actually do this? If anything blowies put me off.
>>67425363
Almost met with a tinder bird til I found her FB and realised she was much fatter than on tinder.
Will definitely be doing a bit of doxxing in the future before meeting people.
>>67425443
I research everyone before any point of serious contact. If they have an Insta great, can literally find everything you need to know and pray on their interests.
>>67425363
Bravo lad
>>67425363
>eating a girl out
Top cuck
>>67425363
>>get dressed while she's in the bathroom and a CAM copy of The Revenant is playing on her laptop and RUN out her flat
Spat at my cornflakes desu
>>67425340
Your dads bent lmao
>>67425363
Little bit annoyed your going to get banned for this.
Fuck off Jannies, leave us alone.
>>67425363
Hass you're the king of bet lid
Laying in bed, naked, window slightly open and listening to the world go by, giggling at hass' story
Pure summers evening bliss.
>>67425650
No replies from 5 birds bragging about making sums this week zzz Hass just King of tinder as well as bet zzz
So glad there's not many johnny fucking foreigners shitting up our fucking thread lads.
>>67425687
Yea i got a similar response, don't think many birds see it as an achievement.
Might just send em a picture of me cock next time.
>>67425687
You have to be fun before you are arrogant/bragging.
>>67425687
ask them who their favourite philosopher is then no matter what their reply say 'mine? desree'
>>67425764
>desree
I don;t get it.
>>67425730
>>67425687
Using the line Hassan did?
>>67425340
I thought it was proper underwhelming desu, should've at least got Pavorotti for some star power rather than some Italian lout from the pub
>>67425730
pmsl why would you consider it an achievement and why on earth would it impress a girl unless you're spending it on her. Strange little man you are
it's finally over lads
Jeff Van Gundy seems like he would be a blast to have a beer with tbqh
>>67425794
Yeah, Hass' line has failed me. I've done better just being myself, which must be fucking boring for the wenches.
Bochellis is Ranieri's friend.
>>67425825
>tfw lumped on this and completely forgot about it
Shitballs
>>67425820
Women like money. Thought that was obvious.
>>67425754
I'm literally begging for advice here and getting gobbled up by Hass and the rest of the tinder mafia, doing my head in
>>67425764
Tez
>>67425794
Yeah similar to his. You're so wrong, it was pure magic lid
>>67425825
Pmsl no chance, mackers invented altitude
>>67425820
Yeah >>67425862 I believe this to be the way to a womens jewels.
>>67425794
>>67425846
Working for me lad
Can't believe how many tinder using, six form attending, chino wearing slugs there are on bet
>>67425897
I have posted a vid here before literally telling you exactly what to do to get laid on Tinder.
>>67425924
>Puppy filter
ABORT ABORT
>>67425924
Can tell by her showing off her tits that she's over 11 stone lid. Bin it.
Alright pals, i've got this dead qt girl my age ish, and she's like Panelope Cruz style qt, only problem is she's got a kid.
I'm not a penny punting student slug, how do I play it, or should I abort cause of the kid.
Night lids x
>>67425924
Ask her if you can feed her dog food for breakfast. Then after shes responds with whatever shes says, say "If you're gonna act like a bitch I'm gonna treat you like a bitch"
>>67425970
Not watching that it's like half an hour long and it was made years ago
>>67425987
Sake lad you aren't looking to marry her. If she's that decent then there's nothing wrong with a pump and dump
>>67426027
Good decision. Horrible reddit tier video desu
>>67425975
theres nothing wrong with the puppy filter girls just use it cause its cute. have sex. you probably tell guys to never use emojis in texts too dont you?
>>67426027
well stop complaining then if you wont watch it
>>67425924
Abort this. She's not worth a bottle of paint stripper. Although thats what you would need to drink to make her look decent.
>>67425987
Abort. Unless you are the age where everyone has kids. And if so, get off /bet/ and get a job.
>>67425853
1111111111
>>67426061
Cheers pal, needed this kind of encouragement from my betting friends. Just might pay to take her out to dinner.
>>67426072
Not that old, but post-uni age where SOME have kids.
>>67426072
I agree with every word of this post
Mackers so sick
NACIONAL
Definitely asking the qt MILF out for a steak now. WIll even pay for some wine if Nacional win.
Hass,what should I have in my bio?
>>67426154
22222222222222
M A C K O O N
L E G E N D
>>67426223
Might have to pay for the kids school uniform at this rate.
Pmsl altitude bets live for another day
>>67425987
Marry her and you can tell us what it's like to live the wife's son meme.
>>67426295
Is it really a meme though? I don't think it's that problematic only ignorant /pol/lacks really give a shit about that kind of shit. Idk, i'd feel slightly """happy"""" about trying to influence a kid that isn't my own in to supporting my club and betting on +ev games, while having my own kids with woman.
Everyone needs a family senpai.
>>67426412
It's pretty pathetic to raise another bloke's kid chum
>>67426072
pmsl what's your age range? Assumed you were in your late 20s
>>67426490
Only if you're a faggot doing it cause the women wants you as support.
If the bloke's not man enough to raise his own kid, let another man take it. Be the bigger man.
>>67426412
It's absolutely not a problem if you are okay with it. It literally does not matter what others think.
>>67426558
I know so many people doing this, friends and family looking after kids from previous relationships. It's a part of our culture now with divorces and re marriages.
The way they, and I see it. If the original Farther or Mother doesn't have custody, or doesn't make the effort to look after their own fucking kid, then they are the pathetic human scum.
I think you're talking big sense here pal.
Euan would DEFINITELY look after a 6 yo girl from Gibraltar if her mother was a dtf Milf.
White sox is in but should've followed my own instinct >>67410595 and not got on the other. Americans should really try and put some info on their tips
My ROI over the last week is only 5.33%
>>67426663
Literally my fetish. Nothing like putting a young girl to bed with a lullaby then shagging her mum's brains out
>>67426702
Follow about 4 tipsters and double my money everyday. Been winning 1k every day for the past week on my fresh 365
>>67426492
I am 20.
>>67426663
Would much rather a nice Armenian milf desu.
>>67426702
Cant buy a car with yield.
>>67426628
The only issue would be if the dad is some psycho who stalks the mother and you get involved in that shit. Kinda sketchy for me personally but if you find all that stuff out and it seems fine plus she is a good woman who makes you happy then go for it.
>>67426778
who are these magical tipsters?
>>67426778
T4tw
ARP
who are the other two you follow?
>>67426755
Gotta admit, shagging a mum after looking after her and her daughter would feel good. Pretty much keking the Father who isn't in their life anymore.
Plus i'd be spending his child support on +ev bets.
>>67426842
>>67426837
Cybu4, inplay2g
Made up my lack of USL tips with prestake on tt.
>>67426866
Is this going to become the new meme?
>>67426879
It's not a meme, it's a fact of life Euan.
If someone wants to pay me to fuck the mother of his child, while betting, then what am I to be moaning at?
>>67426879
Can you run some kind of contest on /bet/ where you look for a betting apprentice?
Really would love to be take under your wing and I am sure others would too.
Can set us different betting related challeges and eliminate one each day/few days, keep it fun and interesting.
I am sure /bet/ would enjoy it.
>>67426923
This is literally WORSE than looking after someone elses child.
golden state -3.5 is looking dire
>>67426923
If someone set it up, I will maybe be the Lord Sugar/Trump in summer. Not like I will have anything else to do pmsl. BT might be back by then though.
>>67426923
Can't stop giggling at this
Won't stop giggling at this
>>67426879
Literally cant get more than £55 on. Zzzzzz.
>>67426879
can't find Gandzasar on 10bet, am I stupid or was it pulled?
>>67427071
Just go on Bwin you retard.
>>67427071
I must have got it pulled. Elsewhere ofc. http://www.oddsportal.com/soccer/armenia/premier-league/gandzasar-kapan-mika-Wh8WK9cs/
>>67427107
>max winnings £35
pmsl
>>67426812
If it was a qt Armenian milf's kid, would you fuck the milf then make the kid breakfast? or stay clear.
If a corner is given at the end of the half but there isn't time to take it, does it still count towards the corner market?
>>67427165
cant imagine Euan being very good with children, maybe when he is a bit older
>>67427179
Euan's the kind of guy to name someone else's kid "nibs"
>>67427165
I'm not really at the age where I want or need to deal with kids desu
>>67427171
From recollection, yes.
If the ref has signalled a corner, and the ball has gone out of play then that actually happened.
>>67427192
Would you if it was Goff's wife and kid.
>>67427240
I was about to say "Does Goff look like the kind of man who would let me steal his wife?" but I think the answer might be yes.
Again, I'm a bit young for that shit.
And off to bed.
Night lids x
>>67427337
gn euay
If I am scared a girl might be a little taller than me (only spoken on tinder/text not met irl yet) should I buy shoe lifts just to make sure I am at least the same height?
>>67427490
>not being over 6 foot
wew
>>67427591
I am 5'10 and this girl said she is about 5'8-5'9 but I think it's better to play it safe and add a couple of extra inches.
>>67427625
Go for it, that's if it's a pump and dump ting. If not, you'll just expose yourself later on
>>67427490
Depends on your height lad.
Chances are if you meet, for food or drinks w.e, she's going to be wearing her heels.
Snorripj, what's your game like?
Where the fuck are the Aussies
CANELO TO WIN
LARGE
A
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G
E
KHAN ON POINTS
LARGE
A
R
G
E
>>67427490
When will you learn?
>>67428050
for what?
>>67428274
>1.30
Kashiwa Reysol ML is ez $ boyz
tempted to go U2.5 as well.. hm.
Khan sleepy
D E A D
>>67430244
Didn't you say Kyoto was easy money last night?
>Luckswing's 'large' losing
Great.
>>67430318
it was equalized at literally the last minute of extra time
just bad luck
won the u2.5 though, so not much lost.
>>67430350
>backing a team where Brad Miller hits second
You did it to yourself lad
FC Seoul seems like a safer bet though
>>67430244
WEW
>>67430634
Too late senpai. Already backed Kashiwa DNB @evens
>>67430668
Shame for Khan, went exactly as expected used his speed and boxed on the outside and won the first 3 rounds but then his weak chin lets him down. Hopefully he'll fight Kell Brook at 147 now
I'd recommand Sagamihara 0ah. Blaublitz are tez away from home
>>67430915
pmsl nevermind ;_;
>>67430507
baseball tipsters need to fuck off like the esports cunts who learnt their lesson
>Frontale goal kick
>0 DA
hmmmmmmmm
