UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
(((STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
ROTTERDAM WEIGHINS ARE LIVE
NEWS:
>Rico Verhoeven contemplating moving to MMA
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/glory-kickboxing-champ-rico-verhoeven-contemplating-full-time-move-to-mma
>McGregor vs Mayweather line set
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/6/11609328/ufc-oddsmakers-set-mayweather-vs-mcgregor-betting-line-boxing-match-las-vegas-mma
>My new quaternary boy James Vick is now targeted to fight Beneil Dariush at UFC 199
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/6/11611726/james-vick-vs-beneil-dariush-targeted-for-ufc-199
>UFC FN DEUTSCHLAND confirmed September 3
https://youtu.be/RssCCCwS-A4
Who /3poundnecklaces/ here?
shit sword fighting out
fuck off to the shit general or /asp/ you nerd faggots
More appropriately sized event list is appreciated
3/10 Op
Use more Schaub next time
who /mayhem/ here?
>>67410542
someone permaheem this burger
>>67410551
When's he fighting?
KHABILOV
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>>67410568
>tfw no /ngannou/ thread
feels bad man
that mini bunda
>>67410620
fuck off
/ngannou/ < /schaub/
Karolina confirmed for undisputed fightfu.
>>67410672
jojo calderwood :3
>>67410672
Who /nipples/ here?
>>67410690
Adorable.
>>67410568
>>67410551
Venator, 5/21
>>67410695
Wheres the picks guy, i havent got mine in yet
What the fuck? Since when does Bigfoot look like an actual human being?
>>67410751
He got cyber-bullied again. We're in a "civil war of prediction takers"
>>67410780
Since he has a beard
>>67410672
>>67410690
>>67410711
back the FUCK off, she's mine.
let's fucking go bigfoot tko this lanklet cunt
>>67410654
>implying
What is on big foots belly button
TOO MUCH
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>>67410751
Australia is taking them
>>67410833
what the FUCK is with Gunnar's posture?
>>67410690
she has nice feet
>>67410792
>>67410845
I dont care who takes them desu, i just want to get mine in.
>>67410848
Pure Neanderthal Posture
>>67410792
Speaking of which, I saw Civil War last night and it was really good.
>anik in reebok gear
The fuck?
>>67410859
you could always use tapology
>>67410819
They're both autists.
>>67410845
So it's back to me taking them and fake picks guy is gone? I don't want to start collecting them again if he returns
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>>67410883
He got banned for shitposting yesterday. He wasn't the real predictioncuck anyway. You're the only cuck for us.
Holy god Reem looked deflated
>>67410848
Thats what too much touch butt does to you.
>post-USada overeem
Pathetic someone post a side by side
>>67410897
Uh please use the proper terms: Lean, trim, ready to go 5 rounds. Thanks.
>>67410905
Before
Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
back to taking picks until the main card, don't (you) me if you already have a pick in this graphic
>>67410934
After.
>>67410934
>inb4 weidcuck "muh IV ban" excuse
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Krylov
Karolina
>>67410956
Reem
Bigfoot
Gunnar
Germaine
Krylov
Kowalkiewicz
>>67410934
>>67410987
Doesn't look that different. Virtual identical. I think you guys are overblowing this USADA stuff. Reem's always been clean.
>>67410989
Weidman looked exactly the same though. Rockhold is just better.
As always I am taking picks for all main card bouts.
Once thread is maxed out no picks will be added.
>>67410956
REEM
STRUVE
TUMENOV
RANDAMIE
BARROSO
KAROLINA
@67411051
just let the australian do it m8
@67411051
Fake
@67411051
>No card on the post
At least try m8
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Karolina
>>67411051
Reem
Struve
Nelson
Moosette
Krylov
Qtlina
>>67410956
Man I thought we already discussed this.
Australia you've never taken picks before, why the fuck are you taking your shitposting to this level?
The predictions are sacred to heem stop this bullshit.
>>67411051
this aspie cunt get fucked
>>67411093
Shut up autismo. You're not the real pretedictioncuck.
>>67411051
I hate you people.
REEM
BIGFOOT
GUNNAR
GERMAINE
KRYLOV
KOWALKIEWICZ
>>67411051
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Clark
>>67411090
>>67410956
REEEEEE
count it pls
>>67411090
Why am I seeing this autist so often? What meme did I miss?
>>67410956
Arlovski
Pezão
Tumenov
Germaine
Bodão
Karolina
>>67411129
stop feeding it
>Anderson Silva, the man who dominated his UFC division for over 6 years, lists Steven Seagal as one of his personal trainers
UFC is legit guys!
>>67411143
will do
>>67411145
nothing important
>>67411224
>he hasn't watched Steven Seagal's illegal vale tudo tournament wins
Ey senpaitachi, chuck the Leicester game on. Sexyama is about to heem some cunts.
>>67411225
thanks la
>>67411087
I'm posting from my phone, out doing some work today. Calm your tits.
Updated with picks from the last threads.
Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Going to do some work now, will update when I get back.
Fuck off asspie scum.
>>67411145
my qt boi husbando
@67411432
No, you got banned yesterday for shitposting and now you're posting from your phone. Fuck off.
>>67411224
le steroid user hue beaten by a one eyed brit is super serious guys
>lets back up so he can get his mouthguard and then knee him in the face
>fake bowing and courteous bullshit
god i hate silva so much
>Trash pillaging women fight unironically happened in my city
http://www.debate.com.mx/culiacan/Mujeres-se-pelean-en-el-basuron-de-Culiacan--20160507-0034.html
>>67411461
>being so reddit that you @ posts
Fuck off with your shitposting while I contribute to the thread and give me my (you)'s like a man
>>67411224
That's Sensei Seagal to you, you little fuck. You're lucky you will never meet him in person and feel the full force of his aikido. And are you even aware that he taught Anderson the front kick that KO'ed Vitor? A great way to tell if some one is a casual or not is the way they react to the sensai and judging by that post, you really are new here aren't you?
negative attention is still attention
"It is what it is"
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Clark
>>67411623
we're trying to figure it out goofs
>>67410956
Overheem
Shitfoot
Tumemenov
Elmsoe
Tips fedora Krylov
Kowalkieciwijgjez
>This man is unironically considered an athlete
>>67411746
>Kowalkieciwijgjez
Escúchame bien, Walter. Que sea la última vez que escribes mal su apellido con la única intención de hacerte el gracioso. No eres gracioso, hijo de mil putas. Es irónico que lleves ese sombrero.
Now get off my heem.
back up dude
back up dude
Which division is truly shark infested waters?
>>67411939
Welterweight
>>67411939
unironically none, this 'sport' needs real athletes
>>67411939
1. Lightweight
2. Welterweight
3. Bantamweight
>>67411920
Kowalkieciwijgjez
Kuckwalkiekeks
Kekekwiaketz
Kirkikiutekz
Cogualquiegüics
>>67411939
Lightweight is tough.
>>67411995
I don't really share opposing UFC guys to "real" athletes, but yeah lol, gifted and trained professionals would bury UFC brawlers.
>>67410956
Arlovski
Struve
Tumenov
Elmose
Krylov
Fake Joanna
>>67410956
Alistair Overeem
Stefan Struve
Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie
Nikita Krylov
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>67410551
mayhem got me into mma back when he was cool and gave out missions for his monkeys
>>67411939
lw
ww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDqu9faTaY
Thoughts on black people?
>>67412239
Fucking kek.
PUSSY ASS NIGGUH
>>67412239
woah, there was an illegal 12-6 elbow to the back of the head in there. Way out of line.
>>67411932
Treat me like a bitch
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>>67412239
you can hear the future of america in the background
>>67411834
How isn't he?
He isn't a ripped freak because his torso is absolutely gigantic and has broader and heavier bone structure than anyone in the UFC.
>>67412143
you mean real athletes like brock lesnar or the olympic gold medalists?
>>67412239
Lil man aint fight back though, kinda a shit fight.
>>67412330
high quality horse meat is expensive these days.
>>67410934
>>67412411
>olympic gold medalists
In wrestling tho.
>>67412471
Dogs.
>>67412143
There are some very skilled fighters in MMA, but the problem is there aren't enough.
I really doubt many people could beat up a young BJ Penn or a current Carlos Condit in a fair fight of equal weight class.
But then you also have memes like McGoober and Honda Housey.
>>67412471
>overeem complained about this
>>67412471
RIP Chandella
>>67412637
>memes like McGoober
Ah, a fellow enlightened gentlemen of exquisite taste. A tip o'm'fedora to you lad.
>>67412761
Conor is a meme though.
>>67412637
>ronda and mcgregor aren't skilled
>>67412761
He got beat by an average fighter, I'm not going to overate Nate like some fags in these threads. I'm going to accept McGoober was overrated and lost to a fairly average product who didn't even have a full training camp.
Whos watching tonight?
>>67412822
>He got beat by an average fighter
2 divisions higher than Conor.
wow lads did you guys see this
>>67412871
>hugbox
>only hands
no thanks
>>67412875
>Conor fights at his natural weight instead of abusing weight cuts to fight no chin weaklings
>loses
>it wasn't even his weight class!
Yes, it was his natural weight class, and he lost in it.
>>67412877
wow he looks so much smaller
>>67412871
irish guy is gonna rek the mongolian
>>67412871
Hoping Khan gets heemed to pieces. Fuck that greasy grab artist.
>>67412822
He got beat by a natural welterweight with a height/reach advantage that he only had 11 days to prepare for.
McGregor knocked out le P4P #2 meme brazilian in 13 seconds. He's legit as fuck.
>>67412871
Probably will.
>>67412960
see
>>67412919
back to abusing those cuts, Conor!
>>67412919
But nates natural weight class is middleweight
>>67412871
Yeah, I'm rooting for Khan
I don't know I respect the guy for moving up that much in weight and have literally no chin and taking one of the worst match ups he could take that being said if he can avoid Canelo's punches for all 12 rounds he can take it
>>67412877
I always knew OAR Overeem was on the juice.
>>67412919
>no one ever cuts weight except Conor
I will heem anyone that is rude to me
>>67412993
>le abusing weightcuts maymay
ebin sir, simply just.. ebin
>>67412871
England's own Amir Khan will destroy Ireland's Saul Alvarez
>le Nate beat Conor maymay
can you guys please stop? its embarassing. Connor beat Nate into a pulp and all Nate did was roll around on the floor like a bitch and choke Conor from the back like a true coward.
>>67410956
REEM
Le Tall Man
Gunni
de Randamie
Krylov
Kowalkiewicz
I thought the card was today...
What a goof I am sometimes
>>67412997
this
>>67413262
nice frogger
>>67413273
There's Invicta tonite tho
>>67412997
nate's a natural light heavyweight m8
>>67413398
nate is a natural super heavyweight, you're a filthy casual if you can't realize this
just stop posting
>>67413398
Nah bot Conor and Nate are natural WW's. That being said Rory for example is a natural LHW. I remember him saying he walks around >200pounds.
>its a conair, discussing a rematch that isn't happenig episode
>state of 198
>state of jon and his 300k buys
>>67413438
>nate is a natural ww
have you seen recent pics of him? He looks bigger than his brother ffs
>>67413520
pretty legit
>>67413570
>nick riding nate's cottails
pathetic
>>67413570
nick looking like he's on the gas lads
Conor can improve his cardio and put on some lean muscle before the rematch. Nate isn't getting bigger he already cuts to 170. Nate isn't fixing holes in his game that made him lose the first 8 minutes. His cardio won't be better than last time, he was already training for a triathlon. It's not an easy fight but I certainly favor Conor in the rematch.
>>67413677
>conair more muscle
>nate was training for a triathlon
>nate "cuts" to 170 and can't put muscle
top kek
When exactly did /heem/ begin to become shit?
Also how do you feel about the possibility of Struve improving his fight IQ and learning to use his reach in the future?
>>67413740
>top kek
Great argument
>>67413570
>Van Damme is just an actor, I could teach the Diaz brothers some REAL fighting techniques
>muh wheel kick
>>67413677
>still in denial
>>67413762
>put muscle while improving his cardio
>nate's 170 cut is too hard to out on muscle
top
kek
>>67413761
I think it's a bit too late for that.
If he hasn't learned until now, why should he suddenly learn? Maybe if he switches camps.
>>67413677
I agree desu, Conor can and will improve more than Nate will. Conor has an advantage as long as his gastank holds up which I'm pretty confident will.
>>67413761
As much as I blame Dana's memes of Rousey/McGregor/Sage etc It's the WWE casuals that brought in that are the one's truly shitting it up.
Conor has no fight scheduled. Tons of upcoming fights, ones even hours away. And look at the shitheads who can't talk about anything but Conor.
>>67413832
Care to try forming a coherent argument without any meme text?
>>67413881
We talk about Ngannou instead
>>67413849
>Conor has an advantage as long as his gastank holds up
He still has no ground game, a reach and size disadvantage, and lacks the power to KO a Diaz brother
Even if his gas tank improves, he still won't be able to compete with Nate's cardio
>>67413881
Conor is a legend m8. Almost certainly the future GOAT who's as interesting outside the Octagon™ as he is inside of it.
It's really no wonder why everyone is buzzing about Conor McGregor.
>>67413921
based ngannou is the best
>>67413936
He was dominating n8 when he was at full energy
>>67413936
>He still has no ground game
>>67413841
He said he's made a transition to training mainly in the US, so I expect some improvement
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Nikita
Clark
>>67414016
>m-m-m-m-m-muh sweep
>ufc glass
>tall man vs mong
>glass bull vs pitbull glassman
>state of cuckerland cards
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67413682
>>67410819
Patty Berry is mulatto(ie too black to be a cuck)
>>67414088
>he isn't excitied for Tumenov vs Nelson
casual confirmed
lmao it's funny that being a trolling conor fan is a meme now like being a schaub fan. after dana milks him for a couple more ppvs the dude is D O N E
>>67414190
>conors training partner vs literal who
why?
>>67414193
It's people like you that giving them attention that makes them rich. You don't comprehend negative attention is still attention.
>bu bu but I hate him
Yeah, you bought into the hype just as much as the other gobshites.
>>67414290
Tumenov has excellent hands, he's a top prospect
and Gunni is a fun fighter even though he got BTFO by Maia
I'd still always pay to watch Conor fight. I like watching him fight, always some interesting stuff, never a bad fight.
>Struve big favourite against Bigfoot
I don't get it t b h. Yes Bigfoot is almost a walking corpse at this point but Struve is the sloppiest fighter ever who can't use his huge reach for shit against smaller fighter.
I believe he'll be in trouble against Bigfoot
>>67414387
This fight is a coin toss imho
The first to land is gonna win
>>67414387
Struve has home crowd advantage and he's still young enough that there is a chance he might be improving, so I get why someone might pick him.
OTOH, Silva has a glass chin and could easily get KOd, but has enough power to heem Struve as well.
>>67414375
Rick Story landed constantly on Gunni in their fight. Maybe Gunni's evolved more, but... he's still predominantly a Karate striker on the fet isn't he? Tumenov's ridiculous boxing against that... hmmm
>>67414387
If it lasts more than one round Bigfoot will gas hard.
>>67414449
fuck hunt i hate him so much
>>67414383
Watching him fight makes me more nervous and worried than anything in real life tbqh
>>67414494
The butterflies before your boy goes to war. No feeling like it.
>>67414463
Yeah, I also think Tumenov is going to murder him. I'm not sure about his grappling though. If Gunni can take it to the ground he could win.
>>67414387
My dumb theory (TRADEMARK 2016 DONUT COPY)
Struve's shit use of reach has one upside - he's pretty good on the inside. Finds angles for inside hooks and short chopping uppercuts, as well as knees. Struve could inside fight Bigfoot and land clean on him early.
>>67414477
>hating based hunto
>>67414706
hating hunto is a meme
>>67414706
>first off i'd like to thank my lord and savior
>based
fat eminem wannabe faggot with his dumbass tattoos and hair
>>67414770
stay mad
holy fuck i want to crater in marc ratner's old face for wearing those fucking scarves
>>67414770
>not thanking god for blessing you with based heems
be careful
I have another dumb conspiracy, if you'd forgive me.
Conor vs Mayweather for a WWE event - UFC can't injunction because it's not an actual combat sports fight, just an entertainment thing.
But then here's the kicker - they get in there, and they box for real. UFC can't say 'hey that was real!', May and Conor will just say "nah it wasn't it was just a fake fight relax"
The best of all worlds please like, comment and subscribe.
>>67414846
Welcome to the Team
>tfw schaub has been overtaken by ngannou
>>67414912
ngannou won't last as long
he's a pretty shit tier meme, even for an ironic one
Daily reminder to be
very careful
>>67414949
shut up
>>67414949
t. mad """white""" boi
>>67414952
Dagestani team at Battle of the Nations when?
Imagine Khabib slammin fools.
>>67414949
Has to be one of the shittiest beards in the UFC, right? Or maybe pic related.
>all vs all
ok then
>>67414353
i don't hate conor, he's been great for the sport. his casual fans are goobers but their autistic neetbux have been getting my boys paid. i don't think he will be around very much longer but the UFC will make a new one now that they got the formula down.
>>67414869
You cant just have a boxing match without an atheletic commission sanctioning it. No matter how much you insist its fake.
Also
>mayweather letting anybody in on the promotion cut, ever
what time does the card start?
>>67414999
>>67415042
no offense meant m8s, I enjoy the ngannouposting, I just don't rate its chances of survival very high
>>67415191
Hmm... well that puts a couple holes in my theorem. I guess there's no way out then. Conor is trapped in the cage.
>>67415219
convert the time in the OP to your timezone
R8 my cheeky fiver five-fight parlay
>>67414952
>The man hasn't lost a ROUND in years
RDA is clearly not careful enough.
Reminder that UFC 199 is overrated asf
>>67415514
I like it. Wade is good, hope he's better-than-Khabilov good.
>>67415514
>struve
lost
>>67410956
No contest via double KO because of glass jaws.
Struve
Tumenov
Cutest girl
Krylov
Cutest girl
>>67415514
get a job
>>67415578
you're the most casual guy i've seen post in a minute, well done
holloway vs lamas is very spicy
>>67415591
So much cock, cock guy.
HERE WE GO
>>67415514
Should of went with Bigfoot. Im suprised he's the underdog thats a hell of a good pick.
>>67415591
we are in agreement cutest girls are anna elmose and karoline?
>>67410956
Overeem
Struve
Nelson
Elmose
Krylov
Karolina
>>67410956
Arlovski
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Nikita
Karolina kwzecdrezycykzda
>>67415578
>UFV 199
>Overrated.
#thankyouConnor
>>67410956
>>67415699
Fuck forgot picture
Arlovski
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Nikita
Karolina kwzecdrezycykzda
>>67415578
literally heem urself casualfag
>>67415578
>Guida vs Ortega
>Who?
Go back and watch football you fat fuck
>>67415681
Yeah.
>>67415580
Yeah he's got a few wins via RNC and Kabilov has lost via RNC, so I went with Wade.
>>67415583
I'm with >>67414449
in thinking the home town crowd will give Struve power
>>67415595
I have a better job than you.
>>67415674
>should of
Opinion automatically discarded.
>>67415816
leave bulgaria's english alone
>>67415816
Hey it's your failled parlay not mine.
>>67415816
>I have a better job than you.
Sure you do, big spender. Did you tell your mom you spent 5 dollars?
>>67415514
>$5
literally wtf
>>67415865
Let's see your open bets oh wait you're too poor to even scrounge the $50 needed to open a sportsbook account. Keep pretending your mcjob is worth bragging about, kid.
>>67415878
Do you not understand how betting works?
>literally wtf
Oh nevermi
>>67415902
Why are you so upset silly faggot? At least I know what a paycheck is.
>>67415514
Risk taker
>>67415902
>>67415923
>>67415932
>At least I know what a paycheck is.
Do you? Let's see yours and I'll show you mine and we'll see whose is bigger.
(guarantee this faggot doesnt post shit)
>>67410871
>watching anything made by Marvel
KEKold.
>>67415984
u ok m8 ? u didn't cut yourself with that one ?
>>67412960
>>
the phrase "lucky punch" exists for a reason
>>67415979
>bragging about your job
stick to discussing MMA bro
>>67412143
>gifted and trained professionals would bury UFC brawlers.
>brawlers
>barfighters
Those guys could beat many "athletes" without throwing a single punch.
>>67416029
I was. This is an mma discussion post: >>67415514
This is not: >>67415595
Anyone here think Elmose will win?
I picked her because she's a qt and has ended all of her fights by KO, so she has at least a puncher's chance.
>>67416023
>lucky punch
>>67416080
Who?
>>67416066
It takes two to veer wildly off topic.
Invicta in 6 bongs. Megan Anderson is fighting on the card. Please support her!
>>67416080
