NC: Ruddy; Pinto, Martin, Bassong, Olsson; Redmond, Howson, O'Neil, Brady; Hoolahan; Jerome
Subs: Whittaker, Naismith, Mbokani, Bamford, Jarvis, Dorrans
MU: De Gea; Valencia, Smalling, Rojo, Darmian; Carrick, Rooney; Mata, Lingard, Memphis; Martial.
Subs: Romero, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah, Schneiderlin, Herrera, Januzaj.
>Rooney DM
>Lingard AM
>Memphis
>Mata RW
>no Rash
>>67404682
no blind either, rojo at CB
really hope united lose but norwich really are shit they deserve relegation
>>67404767
don't think it'll be easy desu, uniteds away form is really quite shit and their results against the big teams recently have been very close losses or draws (0-0 v city)
can definitely see this ending in a draw, destroying our top 4 hopes for good
>Watching this over Boro v Brighton
I seriously SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this
big weekend for >us lads
make or break for van gaal. FA cup alone won't save his job.
We absolutely need arsenal to beat city tomorrow. And we have to win today and beat west ham at upton park. Bournemouth at home we should coast.
>manc women
>>67404698
Blind being rested, rightfully so
>>67404846
Have faith m8, I still have confidence we will reach top 4
Also, memphis really needs to prove himself today or he's in danger of being sold off in the summer. What a fucking shitter he's turned out to be.
>>67405012
>implying
>>67404999
a draw in the arsenal city game would be enough actually, if we win our last 3 games.
>martial injured
>>67405040
oh yeah. well guess that's something. still think we'll slip up at upton park. we need payet, carroll and lanzini to all get injured today.
>>67405053
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY FANTASY TEAM
>>67404655
>Carrick starting again
>Scheiderlin and Herrera benched again
AH FUCK OFF
>>67405053
put a fiver on him to score a brace
what the fuck happens to my bet now
>>67405038
Memphis is a confidence player, always has been. He's been unlucky that Martial turned up to be amazing as a LW, who knows how this season would have been for the young Dutchman if he started all games.
Don't think he will be sold off this summerbreak, more likely the one after. They dont wanna make the same mistake as with di Maria
>>67405060
Fucking captained martial against these shitters
>>67405080
Yeah I'd be annoyed if we fucked Memphis off this summer. At least give him another season.
>memepiss
>rppney
>adnandos
this is our choice of strikers. why the fuck wasnt rashford on the bench
rooney up front now, herrera comes in midfield
fuck I hope martials injury isn't serious. really need him for west ham away and the fa cup final
>>67405107
>pooney up front
0-0
>>67405124
m8 he's been solid the last few matches
dreamt of this match last night lads
1-0 to norwich. early penalty to norwich from a rojo foul in the box.
>>67405152
in midfield.
STREAM WHERE CUNTS
>>67405177
r/HongKong
how come star players from other teams like fellaini and schneiderlin come to united and play like complete shit
it can't simply be a coincidence can it
>>67405206
/r/ my dick in your mother
>>67405225
>star players
>fellaini
>>67405242
>tiny, bushy chino dicks
My mother deserves better, Lee.
>>67405266
Fellaini was good at everton
>>67405266
he was evertons best player
>>67405225
fellaini has been playing well, but he has to play further forward than he was being played, but is too brutish to play that way for a top team
schneiderlin is decent when he plays, but plays very rarely.. should have stayed at soton
neither really count as stars though
I have a good feeling about this game, I rarely do. I'm expecting something special.
>it's an American stream
Sometimes I think about moving over there but then I'm reminded how cringey they are
>>67405017
>Blind being rested, rightfully so
yeah.. he's been playing a lot, so it's right to rest him so he's not burnt out by the time the euros kick off
>>67404846
there's still city-arse tomorrow which arse will win and then west ham will end your chances midweek
>>67405327
Football with american commentators simply doesn't work.
>>67405327
It's either the Yanks or the Wanks on BT.
>>67405346
most of our commentary teams for the EPL are english though
>>67405353
I'm aware of that, and they're good. But when it's actual americans, it just feels wrong.
Any news on martial? Don't let it be serious please
DR NORWICH, I'M REGULATION
>>67405327
Build wall
>>67405399
he has aggressive cancer
I'm shocked people pay for this shit. Adverts crammed into every single available second. Thank fuck for aceplayer.
>>67405400
why would you beat a man before throwing him out of the premier league
>Lingard
WHY
>>67405327
>mfw an American called a penalty a PK near me
>>67405400
Lotta loyalty for a fired manager
>>67405399
just said that he felt his hamstring tighten up. sounds like it's mostly precautionary thank fuck
WHO
Every fucking week some cunt dies. I can't remember the last match without a black armband, it's all meaningless now.
>>67405399
>>67405399
suffering from the disease called shititis
will recover as soon as the manager is changed
>>67405434
That's nothing m8, we also call the top corner the "upper 90".
>clappers
get relegated you weapons
>>67405447
It's in honour of the great Johan Cruyff.
Narrich pls win.
any other australians absolutely seething right now
>memepiss
So a draw today would pretty much fuck both teams in the ass, right?
>>67405459
and football "soccer"
who even invented the word "soccer" and what it was supposed to mean? "sport played in socks?"
why the fuck didn't redmond shoot the fucking black twat
fucking hell the midfield is so slow
>>67405484
the English invented soccer from Association football to distinguish it from Rugby football
>carrick
DE GOAT
that save just sealed his move to real
jerome pls
>>67405490
because of the colour of his skin
>it's a Norwich looks like Real Madrid for a few minutes episode
Haven't seen this one before lads.
what the fuck is happening
>>67405516
van laal is getting BTFO again.
>>67405475
I thought you people were supposed to be laid-back.
>ROJO
PLS BRING TIMBO FOSUMENSAH
every time there's talk of LVG staying, the players throw the game
>jerome's last goal was in december
>against us at old trafford
>>67405547
and he is still in the starting 11
does alex neil even know what he is doing
>>67405536
the lazy speech just gives you that impression
>#ERapp
What is this meme?
>>67405388
Racist.
Norrich are gonna win this, stay up and then win the premier league next season.
You probably won't think any of that will happen, then again, you probably didn't think I'd get dubs for this post.
>>67405577
thought it said ERape
though it was some sort of protest against online rape
>>67405459
>upper 90
Not sure if troll...
>>67405580
In today's world, you're either a racist or a cuck.
>>67405482
What a swag harbour
SLIPPY M
>>67405587
>can beat chairman Mao's broadband ban
>still can't get dubs
disappointing
stream
>memphis
>memepiss
>>67405587
I thought 4chan is blocked in China.
>>67405602
True.
>not rating this elite commentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgER2DksLD4
>Rooney as a striker
This will be depressing. Incapable of turning a player or any change of pace. He's going to need chances laid on a plate for him to score. He's only 30 but is already unrecognisable as the player he used to be.
>>67405621
r/soccerstreams
yay more injuries wooo
at least it's CBJ time
dubs and norwich will win this game
>>67405608
Home base of the greatest navy in the ancient world. Too bad for them they got cucked hard by Rome...
>Van Laal in those sunglasses
Looks like an old lady
Man Poo
>>67405633
Not forgetting the goat of all time
https://youtu.be/EW2d-QrnFgA
That Norwich goalkeeper jersey is horrible.
>all this no playable source stream
>>67405663
I've noticed they've started copying their mexican friends and just shout goooooooooool for as long as they can
Manure is shit
Match is shit
>>67405647
Carthago delenda est
>Borthwick
>>67405675
http://showsport-tv.com/watch/channel-1-hd-live-stream
CBJs run, every time
>>67405683
Moar based schlomo
>all Manure's "local" lads are niggers
kek
>>67405653
pretty sure that's the first time I've seen a manager wear them ever on the sideline
This football is tragic.
Hopefully Jose's time out has cooled his jadedness and paranoia.
He's not been the same since Real Madrid.
>>67405715
nice edge senpai
>>67405683
I've really gone off women's bodies desu
imagine watching this game
>mfw this finishes 0-0
>>67405730
You're gay
>>67405724
It's all Ikers fault.
>>67405733
I will stop if it continues to be boring and watch the new steven seagal movie.
Fucking Memphis.
>>67405742
Doesnt everyone find women a bit malformed and blobby?
How van Gaal keeps landing these jobs escapes me.
Aside from that meme Tim Krul trick, the last time he's been any good was in 1995 with Ajax.
Memes aside, what's next for LVG? Will he retire?
>>67405762
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion
>>67405775
he said that the united job will be his last
interestingly he initially wanted to stay for 2 years, but united got him to sign for 3
>>67405762
>malformed and blobby
Those are the best parts, bro. What are you fucking gay?
>>67405725
so brave, m'sir
I unironically still rate Van Gaal.
>>67405762
If you prefer men then that would be true.
>>67405786
Shakespeare?
>>67405775
Yes. He's already talked about retiring to his Portuguese villa.
>>67405725
>>>/reddit/
>those >depay legs tattoos
haha
>>67405794
Think it's undeniable that he's built an excellent young foundation for the next manager. Shame about his tactics and preferred style of football
>>67405038
"ellie" is a fat iraqi man that lives in suffolk and has never been to old trafford
trip on "ellie"
>>67405802
I thought he was paraphrasing Kanye West tßh
>>67405802
Francis Bacon
COME ON UNITED PUT THE FUCKING BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>>67405802
Anon, /sp/.
>want 4th
>start memepiss
Top fucking kek lads, we've got at least another year of this fraud
>Rppney
Watching on a 50" tv at the foot of my bed while i use a wireless keyboard and mouse lads
Who wants to compare comfy?
>No blind to take corners
1-0 confirmed
People actually rate Lingard
Fucking disgusting
>>67405813
The amount of debuts he's given to youth is insane.
>>67405848
>we
which part of London are you from Rasheed?
>>67405883
He's young and 0161
Of course fans like him
This game is boring.
>>67405894
>be last 20's and 0151
just fuck my shit up
>>67405691
Thank familia
>>67405899
When do the commercials come on? I'm getting puffed out!
Van Gone when?
>>67405856
>55" TV approx 2 metres away
>sun out, window open
>dropping out of life with bong in hand
>blasting Camino Del Sol
shitposting with the main men has never felt so good
Smalling you twat
>united
>scoring
>>67405813
He didn't build shit.
The reason youngsters did well is because they had good youth coaches and van Gaal was FORCED to play them because of bazillion of injuries in the squad.
United against the bottom 6:
>Bournemouth
Yet to play at home, 2-1 L away
>Palace
2-0 W home, 0-0 D away
>Newcastle
0-0 D home, 3-3 D away
>Sunderland
3-0 W home, 2-1 L away
>Norwich
2-1 L home, currently 0-0 away
>Villa
1-0 W home, 1-0 W away
15/30 points
This is beyond shocking. LVG is such a shit.
>>67405899
I use Man U games as background noise when I do other things, building scale models today for example
>>67405856
"watching" it on my computer while I am trying to install artificial academy 2.
>>67405933
Hah, enjoy you're next season with LVG.
>>67405924
why lie? no sun in the UK bra
Rooney is hiding. Never showing for the ball or making a run into space.
Probably because he hasn't been able to beat a player for years now.
>>67405943
It's in English now?
>EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
wtf America
Any actual Norwich fans in this thread? Are you pretty much resigned to relegation?
>>67405954
Not that I am aware.
>Watching stream
>Emergency Alert System pops up
THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING ANONS. THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING!
>>67405962
it's an emergency, that's what it's there for
You're literally watching the match the sun is o...
Almost got me there 'stralyan
This is the most nonsensical team sheet ever
Rooney - This nigger is WEAK and SLOW. He literally can't do shit as a striker. He can pick out a pass a bit this nigger needs to be in the midfield.
Lingard - This nigger has NO VISION WHATSOEVER. He has absolutely no business at the #10. He has a pace and that's it; stick him out wide.
Mata out wide - This nigger is SLOW AS FUCK. Why the shit would you put him out wide. Easily has the best vision on the team; shy is he not at the10?
Rojo - This nigger is just hot garbage. Really doesn't belong anywhere, but he's can be okay at the fullback. He's not smart enough to be in the center.
>>67405962
>>67405977
You getting bombed, America?
>>67405977
why not bt sport?
>>67405962
It's a system to alert the citizenry about weather emergencies and such through TV.
>>67405962
lol what was that? So weird.
>>67405962
>>67405977
>I'm too poor to afford BT sport
>>67405987
>niggers
>>67405962
>>67405977
that scared the shit out of me, I watch the EAS on youtube once a week so I am able to recognise the sound. Fucking hell, I am in tears here.
>>67405976
Then why bother?
This game is fucking atrocious.
>>67405991
>>67405997
>owning a television
>this year of our lord
>>67405987
this pussy tight this pussy clean
>>67405894
He's from Warrington
>>67406021
>being too poor to afford a television
jesus christ
>Memepiss
Do Norwich have the worst kits in the EPL?
>memphis in charge of not hitting free kicks into the wall
>>67406021
????
streaming it mate.
>>67405938
i like to make warhammer/ forge world models.
>>67406021
oh I get it, you're one of those millennials who spends their entire day watching shitty netflix shows on their 16 inch monitor
that's cool I guess
>No Martial
>No Rashford
>Rooney up front
>Mata out wide
State of United right now
>freekick """expert""" with PSV
>not one freekick scored for United
I know Eredivisie is MLS-tier, but a freekick is a freekick.
Where is Rashford?
>>67406052
b a n t e r
>>67406065
Get /lit/ stay /lit/ bro
>>67406021
>he doesn't use a tv as computer monitor
>>67406082
Hopefully fucking some white girl
>>67406083
Fucking ABUs
>>67406068
>unironically rating either Rashford or Martial
why are manUre fans so deluded?
>>67406015
Not everyone is at the same level as you
>United have scored three goals more than Sunderland
wew
>none of the united players on the pitch have scored in the last 12 games
>>67406082
rested
>>67405987
They're stuck with them.
Once, they were all considered top players so they got top, long contracts with top wages.
Now that they're shite, it's impossible to get rid of them.
It's all because their club was (and still is) scared to death of losing them to EPL rivals and then watching them performing well for someone else.
They'd rather throw away millions of pounds than allow this.
>Almost half time
Worst game I've seen all year
Hmm
>>67405924
>DUROOOOOOP
>>67406100
What does that even mean?
fucking christ memphis
Can United still make it to Champions League football?
>>67406128
She might know Japanese
>>67406108
No, the problem isn't necessarily the players (apart from Rojo is just not very good).
Rooney is fantastic as a central midfielder. Mata is a decent 10. We dont' have either of our serviceable strikers (Rashford is better at it than Martial).
United have played really well the last several matches. Why did LVG change everything about the teams that were playing well?
>>67406093
adnandos <3
why are manure so utterly shit and boring?
can Memphis do fucking anything?
>not watching Brighton choke or the possibility of meme magic happening
FOR FUCKS SAKE DEPAY YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
>>67406143
even if we manage to scrape a result today, we're not beating west ham away
yawn
De Pie is so fucking shit
CHIMP OUT
how was rojo not sent off for that?
>>67406144
Italy doesn't.
can't get a decent screenshot of van glaases.
Van Gaal better show his booloocks and be fucing mad
this isthe worst display of the season
fuck u memphis i trusted you
fuck u rojo u suck
fuck u rooney show yourself
Memphis Papaya
If United and West Ham both win and city lose then the midweek game is gonna be mental
>Friday night games
LITERALLY WHY. I couldn't think of a time slot LESS in need of football matches than Friday night. All it will mean is we don't get 12:45s or MNF games. Utterly shit
>>67406173
Giggs thinking about some new piece of squirrel he's got ready to fuck tonight
>>67406189
it's saturday afternoon bro, get a watch
Romero for lingard, goes up front, rooney dm, herrea AM
>>67406189
messes with fantasy too
>>67406196
>>67406173
>when you realise your stuck with this crazy fuck for another year
Does Lingard get automatic selection because of the local lad meme?
Bebe was genuinely better than Memphis.
this looks like 2 mid table teams with nothing to play for
Embarrassing
>I wasted 45+3 minutes on this
>>67406216
>>67406208
in absolute tears at this comment buddy, can't wait to cross post this to /r/4chan for that sweet karma
>>67406224
He's Paki Black, the worst kind of Manc.
>>67406226
still is
>>67406224
I wish he would "dab" into the fucking grave
>>67406224
>Warrington
>Manchester
He aint local
>cooooooooome together as one
literally havnt heard that song in fucking years
the UK lives in 1994
>desperately need a striker on the pitch
>#mufc subs: Romero, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah, Schneiderlin, Herrera, Januzaj
Welp this is shit, back to watch Boro
>yfw Norwich stays up and Geordies go down
>These fucking American commercials
The highlights of this stream, tbph
I'm gonna go have a cold shower to warm my heart
>>67406249
Januzaj will save us, r-right?
Why doesn't Schniderlin ever play? Is he that shit that he can't get into this midfield
>>67406248
BT have used it on their PL coverage since they started like three seasons ago
>>67406245
>closer to Liverpool than Manchester
Top kek nice "local" youth you got there.
>>67406249
>rashford is this important to utd that he's rested for the game against west ham
>not even on the bench
>>67406257
>>67406258
Really creepy how they can advertise prescription drugs
The thing I like about Rooney is, when he's on the pitch he doesn't look docile. He doesn't look vacant. Some players seem to be so naturalistic in their play, like they're acrobats or dancers or something. Just moving from one position to the next without thinking, all muscle memory. Rooney always has this stern concentration. Like he's thinking all the time. constantly analyzing the game on a higher level. A strategists and a master tactician. Look at the way he watched Memphis' free kick. And the way he didn't celebrate when it hit the wall. He's anxious, he can immediately sense the flight of the ball isn't good, but he also knows that if it rebounds or is deflected, there's a whole other plan to enact. A new set of conditions that he's going to have to solve. You never really see him explode with delight. When a goal is scored, no matter how amazing the shot, he always looks more relieved than elated. Because he knows the job is done and the whole process is starting over. I'd be hard-pressed not to put Rooney in my All-Time XI. I think he represents my favorite footballing archetype: the professor, the architect. The guy who's running the whole goddamn show.
>>67406249
>LVG was actually going to go with a strikeforce of rooney, fellaini and wilson before gambling on rashford
imagine if martial wasn't GOAT. imagine if the fax machine worked. we'd genuinely be lower midtable
>>67406272
We're just waiting for Carrick to die off.
>>67406249
Januzaj can play as a false 11 up top.
Will rashford be playing for Sunderland or Norwich in 3 years time?
