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WB v ADEL
FREM v GWS
shit thread
DEES
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third
who /iggs/ ?
Will Buddy, dare I say it, kick 100 this season?
>>67404025
Crowd by 20
>and get this, after I beat the shit out of him, he bought me a beer!
>>67404082
>being so booty bothered you can't help but reply to me.
Loving every second. I swear I will fucking dust you though, nitro circus got cancelled in Perth and I need someone to punch on with.
ITS A GRAND OLD FLAG
White People: The Thread
>the tourism mecca of Gold Coast
REAL THREAD
>>67404085
>>67404100
IT'S A HIGH FLYING FLAG
>>67404117
here is a (You)
>>67404063
lance franklin joins the 100 club pt2
trying to make sense of this, lads
>>67404145
DELETE THIS
>>67404145
arse cancer sounds more appealing than MMM or JJJ, desu
>>67404153
please watch our sport
>>67404072
Go Crows!
>>67404145
honestly, theyre both shit tier
>>67404145
K-rock
vip league died for me :(
Proper thread with non shit op
>>67404085
>>67404180
J-rock > K-rock
>>67404117
Thanks for recognizing the whiteness of Turks, desu. Can you give me your e-mail so I can subscribe you to the "Turan Power" newsletter?
>>67404153
this will help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMZYZcoAcU0
>>67404187
thats some nice samefagging you have in that thread m8
>>67404207
I try my best
Hawthorns last 6 winning margins
GRAND FINAL 2015 Vs West Coast - 46 point win
ROUND 2, 2016 Vs West Coast - 46 point win
ROUND 3, 2016 Vs Western Bulldogs - 3 point win
ROUND 4, 2016 Vs St Kilda - 3 point win
ROUND 5, 2016 Vs Adelaide - 3 point win
ROUND 7, 2016 Vs Richmond - 46 point win
In summary: 46, 3, 3, 3, 46, 46
What are the chances??!
why does the ref blow his whistle all the time even when there's no foul?
>Dees basically in the top 8
wew
>>67404224
A whistle being blown signifies an umpire has taken action be it for a mark, a free kick, an out of bounds. Players are told to "play to the whistle" meaning keep playing until you hear it.
Who /crows/ here?
>>67404224
After a catch is made longer than a certain distance (i can't remember how far) the player gets a free kick. Kind of like soccer but they don't stop the whole world and set up for it, they just go. Very fast paced.
>>67404277
>After a catch is made longer than a certain distance (i can't remember how far) the player gets a free kick
>free kick
They're so cute when they're new
>>67404270
here, I'm sure there's another forward who can kick straight
>>67404284
he's right you know.
>>67404284
but that's right
>>67404286
Which is Douglas even a fucking forward
>Slowne
This thread gets whiter by the minute
sadelaide blows on pooicide watch
HOW DID THIS TEAM GET SO GOOD AGAIN SO QUICKLY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
when is the AFL international round?
Put this weeks rent on the crows lads
Fuck
We're gonna get btfo aren't >we?
HOME
TRACK
BULLIES
Is Mayne elite?
fucking USELESS crows
fuck my tipping up
>start with an extra man back
>immediately give up an open chest mark 25 out
>Badelaide
kek
>an effort we can be proud of
useless fuck dawson
>>67404377
this
>>67404398
They did okay for the first half desu
>>67404397
Why is Caleb Daniel so angry?
>>67404377
You fucked your own tipping up by tipping Adelaide.
>>67404398
a VFL side took it to one of the contenders in the first half, even hit the front at one point.
>>67404410
kek
>>67404412
fuck off cunt
>crows
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILY
>tfw fell for the crows meme
Hey guise. What team should I start following over here in the states?
>>67404458
Fremantle, they're on the way up
>>67404458
Everyone likes and respects Hawthorne fans.
>>67404458
what's your NFL team and what are the first 3 things that come to mind about them.
>>67404458
Just watch a few matches then decide
>>67404122
fuck off
>>67404507
hi ty
>>67404522
His name was Cy you disgusting retard
>>67404475
St. Louis, MO
No team. Hated the rams anyway.
>>67404039
Go you Dees!
>>67404532
Go for the GWS Giants
Nobody in their area likes them as well
>walker ded
>>67404544
>us
>Bulldogs with a free kick diff of +60
>Next best is Essendon at +16
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>67404544
T&T letters are usually the people who own the place/are in a relationship. My cousin has A&K for her and her boyfriend.
>Gay Sebastian is a cuck
lul
>>67404561
Bulldogs have a bunch of smaller than AFL average mids who are great at winning the ball first and consequently win high tackle or in the back frees.
>>67404544
2 0 0 3
>>67404544
doesn't quite have the subtle grasp of social media like Shazza Noll has
>>67404223
As slim as you getting laid or shutting up about Hawkroaches
>smash hawks by 80
>draw with fremantle
RD 23
Ess V Carlton
Battle for wooden spoon
Who wins?
GWS are a big mess. Sad!
I'm so fucking ready for Fre0 - 7.
>>67404652
Richmond
>>67404652
>Carlton
>Wooden Spoon
Nah mate, Freo got that locked up
>>67404652
Blues won't be in contention for the spoon
how much does a happy ending cost?
>>67404691
whatever the massage costs + 30-50
the massages are shit-tier though
>>67404691
depends mate
in my experience, 70 is about cheapest
>>67404691
$50-$60
>>67404716
>>67404719
>>67404721
yea cheers lads, do you rate the experience?
I'm not too keen on the massage btw, can I just go in and tell em to only jerk me off? It's only that, right, or do they blow ya too?
>>67404743
just visit an escort and get the full experience
100/ half hour, better than a shitty handjob
look at that crazed, glazed over look in Baz's eyes. He's off his chops.
>>67404743
It's like wanking but someone else doing it instead of you. Some blow you but most don't
>>67404763
Yeah this
>>67404763
>>67404778
>visit an escort
desu i would probably feel too intimidated to enjoy it. can picture myself comfortable getting jerked off by some middle aged asian lady but seeing an escort i would likely sperg out
>>67404796
I dunno what you're state you're in mate but me and a few mates who are down get pissed as fuck and hit the local "massage" parlor here in Perth. You pay for what you want before the girls come out and we've had a few laughs when one of us has been looking at our phone when the girls come out and someone calls dibs on a CLEARLY superior white hottie who's whoring for the weekend. Have a shower with her, get clean, chat for a bit then get the blowjob you paid for. Fucking great night out mate.
>paying for sex
>not just having a few strong drinks and a fancy wank
who here /end of hibernation/?
gonna storm home from here and all of the meme teams the likes of geelong, nm, bulldogs, adelaide and hawthorn will be exposed
how many of you sperg lords actually play organised footy?
>yes, this includes AFL 9s and the prison team for you, Convict
>mfw tore my calf off the bone in under 16s and missed my chance to play WAFL
>>67404842
this, desu
>>67404827
im in perth mate, where do you go?
and yeah, it seems like the type of thing i would just need to get really fucked up for beforehand to enjoy myself lmao
>>67404836
>fancy wank
I like slipping a digit in my pooper as much as the next guy mate but nothing compares to a rusty trombone from a tight 22 year old asian who's had her passport stolen thinking she is coming to Australia for a waitress job.
>>67404854
me
/highhalfforward/ masterrace
what the FUCK are Fremantle doing lmao
>>67404858
Langtrees is expensive but very casual for the experience, play pool with a broad etc. Drinks are expensive too.
There's a place called "Massage 365" behind the Bike Shop on South Street most people don't know about that is a full blown brothel.
Club 316 in North Perth is predominately Asian girls from what I've seen and they have themed rooms which I think is pretty average.
Hope this helps mate. I would go Massage 365, check out the services and just leave if you aren't happy. They aren't gonna force you to fuck.
>>67404827
>white girl
>superior
It might be my nostalgia kicking in but I can't remember the standard of footy being this bad across the board
>>67404827
i went to one like that a few weeks ago
the girl i chose didn't let me fuck her because i had open cuts on my legs. ended up paying 200 for a 30 min condom blowjob.
>>67404854
Right here chief. Played Centre Half Back/Half Back Winger/Enforcer for my High School. Honestly felt good putting my elbow into cunts.
LET'S GO ADELAIDE, FIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHT ANNNNNNNNNNNNNDD WEEEEEEEEEENNNNN
>>67404924
fat cunt detected
>>67404911
superior in terms of what else is on offer
t. Melbourne JIDF shill
thats more like it
>>67404947
Come back with the flight of the ball and say that to me in real life cunt, not online and see what happens.
>>67404969
>being proud of being a cowardly sniping lardass
lel
JACOBS
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>>67404993
Square up manlet midfielder
Z E R O S E V E N
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>>67405004
>>67405004
The only thing you square up to is the buffet table lmao
>>67405035
oi buffet's are dardy you fuckin fairy
>>67405035
ayyyy fucking got me. Can't deny that.
Give me an extra serving of you mum's pussy too.
>>67404898
Same thing they've done every game this season
>>67404858
geisha massage studio in bibra lake
therapeutic body centre in myaree
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67404993
tfw using my OC
>you are such a freshie you don't know of the conny/waba war of 2012/13
so much memedog's umpball again
>>67404922
thats fucking harsh lad
keep ur head up
>>67404907
had a look at langtrees and club 316 online. They seem to cater to the old dude hugh hefner type; might feel a bit weird walking in there as some 20 year old autist. Don't really fancy hanging out with the girl much beforehand either.
couldn't find anything on massage 365 online but from what you've said it seems alright, i'll keep it in mind. cheers for the info mate
5AA losing it at the umps lads
>>67404858
I'm the guy who said Massage 365
Can confirm that >>67405083 knows what he's on about. The Bibra Lake place is choice and as far as I know in my group of degenerates not that well known yet.
>>67405130
international 300 in northbridge is cheap and easy homeboy
>>67404951
you must have something wrong with you if you still find white women desirable
>free kicks
17 to 5
Might be a cheeky vic bias sometimes I reckon
>>67405130
You'd be surprised, most of those places are frequented by young horny 20 somethings the older guys tend to go for private higher price escorts/GFE type shit. Massage 365 has no online presence so it's up to you if you wanna walk in.
>>67405158
t. virgin.
>victorian umpball
yeah fuck this shit
>>67405163
>might
no implications needed friend that shit won the hawks a 3peat
>>67405169
>t. virgin
>on 4chan
wow, you'd make a great detective
>rowie on 5aa talking about leaving the commentary box to stop himself saying anything that will get him sued by the umps
Lel
>Free kick count 19-5
Get it on 5aa right now lads trust me
>>67405189
Thanks for answering my question in your own way.
Hopefully the cuckdogs get taken down a peg
>next week is umpire appreciation week
>>67405148
thanks lad
>>67405083
>>67405132
>geisha massage
the girls there look hot as fuck, how's the prices?
>>67405148
can't find anything about this place online aye
>>67405169
yeah that makes sense. old dudes go for the type that you needa book out a hotel room for n shit?
>>67405227
give me one good trait about white women and please try to refrain from /pol/ tier answers
STINKY
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STINKY STINKY
>>67405304
i know my shit haha
STINKY
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I'm going to literally murder that bald spot ump
yo
give me rthe cheapest brothel in perth
>>67405380
Ur mums place
$5.30 for the crows, if I was a degenerate gambling addict, i'd get on it.
>>67405395
>5aa ripping shreds off tex for a poor game
fair weather as fuck
>>67405413
;_;
>>67405442
On Thursday kane cornes called for tex to be dropped
They ripped into him and all the callers gave him shit lel
>>67405442
I swear they just bitch for the sake of bitching on 5AA.
>>67405312
pretty standard prices, i'd take 300 bucks if you can afford it
HABBENING
>jack watts has more goals in 2016 than taylor walker
Heeney is a fucking champ. So who's facing the bluds in the GF?
who else heading down to get a massage after all this talk haha
be funny if a bunch of /afl/ lads run into eachother down bibra lake
COMEBACK
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>>67405508
GWS
BULLSHIT
UMPBALL
>>67405526
im in my pajamas and already had a wank to trap porn and have a cheeky joint lined up after mummy cooks dinner
but you have fun :^)
>>67405528
Wait nevermind.
>>67405554
what's for dinner?
>>67405526
Bibra Lake lad, went to Bibra Lake primary school. Probably know you desu.
Wait til the fucking memedogs actually travel, flat track bullies senpai
>>67405563
homemade double bacon cheeseburger and chips
on my 6th Fat Yak aswell pretty drunk
>>67405574
I live in north lake went to kardinya primary m8
>>67405582
haram
FUCK YEAH
CARN
that umpire called deliberate because he couldn't be fucked running over and throwing it in lol
>>67405588
>>67405574
southside west australia bestside best australia
>>67405558
Wait nevermind. COMEBACK!
makes up for all the dogs bias desu
J E T S
E
T
S
carn the crows
COME ON
>>67405588
Ah spewin, probs not then. I heard them stories bout faggots fucking eachother in the dunnies down there and on a car seat across the road in the bush.
>>67405611
You fukn kno it m8.
BOO
O
O
another day, another reminder
fug :D :D
>>67405685
pay for fox you fucking degenerate
>>67405739
>keeping the Foxtel corpse alive
JUST
>>67405685
>bookmarking com truise's twitter
why?
>>67405739
Channel 7 Live & Free :^) also
>paying for jewtel
tex walker has been garbage tonight
just one more
fug
>>67405815
It's ogre German crowbro ;_;
pottery
crows making so many shitty mistakes, especially after that useless first quarter, fuck my shit up
suck shit Adelaide lmao
tune folks. here we go
>>67405852
no u
Rev up those 5AA's
>>67405685
he had a good run
>>67405760
>>67405756
its cheap as these days m8
Just blew my rent
Wew lad
Pretty fucking upset
HE'S GOT THE PACKAGE
>>67405890
Last I checked it was $50/month even if I only want sports.
>>67405893
I got a nimble loan using my mums ID and just blew $500, I'm fucked when she finds out
>>67405913
Bulldogs are such a pathetic club with a small club mentality
>>67405893
someone was looking for a happy ending massage earlier
>>67405906
60 with hd, pennies m8
>>67405913
>>67405487
to geisha massage? is it "full service", as they say?
>tips against adelaide they win
>tip adelaide they lose
fucks sake
>>67405940
Until there's an option to only get the sport channels (even better, only the sports I care about), I refuse to pay for Jewtel.
>>67405971
Yeah its full service decent size rooms with shower n queen size bed
just realized there has been almost no cucktoria posting today
>>67406007
Because he got banned
>>67406007
no wonder the general has been good today
>>67405998
They need like a netflix style streaming service for sports
>>67406001
sounds sick and the girls look hot, the pics accurate i assume?
>>67406016
how do you know mate
>>67406024
>>67406018
did you miss the 6 hours of gorilla posting?
>>67406024
i think google was looking to buy the rights to the footy or cricket for something like this
>>67406024
I was really hoping Optus were heading down that way when they bought the broadcasting rights for the EPL, but in typical Australian oligopoly style, they only made it available to Optus broadband/mobile plan customers.
>>67406054
made it different to cucktoria spamming tbqh
>>67406036
He was spamming it in the last thread, him and another guy back and forth. all the posts got deleted and they haven't said any thing since so I assume banned
>>67406007
you haven't been looking hard cucktorian
>>67406030
yeah man its legit. they shower with you then massage then whatever else you wanna pay for
>>67406088
sounds good, thanks mate. hope they don't look at me weird if i bring the poppers in
>>67406079
kek.
last sunday didn't the cucktorian poster have an argument with another poster about how there was more than one cucktoria poster. obviously not.
>>67406069
optus are shit. foxtel could legitimately do it but they won't... also companies like the afl etc get funny about streaming sport on the internet because they want those big contracts from tv channels n shit
>>67406135
poppers?
adelaide bigfooty forum is in turmoil
LEL
>>67406135
whats poppers
>>67406225
this shit. makes me cum harder when im wanking. apparently gays use it when they bang eachother. feel weird talking about it desu lol
>Fre0-7
NEVER
EVER
>>67406318
I jerked it to shemales earlier m8 ur among friends dw
>>67406409
thats pretty gay lad
>>67406409
gross
>>67406409
yeah think read that post, did ya end up smoking that j?
anyway the poppers are probably more fun to have non-sexually when you're drunk, they just mess your head up and you feel really fucked for about a minute
holy shit freo/lyon are completely fucked
>0-7
>>67406458
dinner just been served 2bh
ill be shitcunted before 10pm friend
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what will ross lyon never ever win?
>0-7
>lyon
>freo
