32. Matchday
All games at 03:30pm CET
Hannover 96 : 1899 Hoffenheim
Eintracht Frankfurt : Borussia
Dortmund
FC Ingolstadt 04 : Bayern München
Borussia Mönchengladbach : Bayer 04 Leverkusen
VfB Stuttgart : 1. FSV Mainz 05
FC Schalke 04 : FC Augsburg
1. FC Köln : Werder Bremen
Hamburger SV : VfL Wolfsburg
Hertha BSC : SV Darmstadt 98
who /simulcast/ here
Just had an amazing game of cricket with some migrants in Germany. So me, my brother and my dad went to play some cricket in the evening. We went to a nearby school and saw some migrants playing volleyball there. So we wanted to start playing and in about 5 seconds they came to us and asked if they could play with us. They were super friendly and happy and we just played for about 2 hours. We couldn't communicate at all but it was great fun but also made me realise how shit I am. It was just so great to have some fun with them because they cope a lot of shit here and still were really laid back and relaxed. We're gonna catch up with them tomorrow again.
(In Case you ask they were Pakistani and Indians)
>>67402692
nope. going to watch the effzeh : Bremen match.
>>67402716
He can't keep getting away with it
>>67402797
Was there ever any evidence that Lahm is the mole?
Watching ingolstadt - Bayern
>>67402816
sounds like a dull game
>>67402811
"no"
>>67402797
Müller could be the mole too.
goooooooooooood morning
>CET
>>67402844
Müller is a plain average guy, he doesn't have to make a deal with BILD to keep a secret from leaking if you know what I mean...
>>67402878
>Central European Time (CET), used in most parts of the European Union, is a standard time which is 1 hour ahead of Coordinated Universal Time (UTC). The time offset from UTC can be written as +01:00. The same standard time, UTC+01:00, is also known as Middle European Time (MET, German: MEZ) and under other names like Berlin Time, Romance Standard Time, Paris Time or Rome Time.[1]
>>67402905
>Central European Summer Time (CEST) is the standard clock time observed during the period of summer daylight-saving in those European countries which observe Central European Time (UTC + one hour) during the rest of the year. It corresponds to UTC + two hours.
>Since 1996 European Summer Time has been observed between 1:00 UTC on the last Sunday of March and 1:00 on the last Sunday of October; previously the rules were not uniform across the European Union.
>>67402923
>autism
Good morning /bundes/ bros
Bad evening.
>be wrong
>hurr durr your le autism
>>67402947
good morning
>10 o'clock (CEST) on Saturday
>bundes autism reaches critical levels already
le auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutism xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
How do you pronounce "Pulisic"?
Japanese medias call him "PULI SICCHI"
But,I heard that some commentator who speaking english call him "PULI SI KKU"
Which one is correct?
>>67403136
I pronounce it Puh-li-sitsch. From what I've heard americans and he himself pronounce it more like pu-li-sick.
>>67403118
you too
>>67403155
Leave it to Americans to not know how to properly pronounce their own names.
>>67402716
>complains about a mole in the dressing room and "muh media"
>going to coach a epl team that is infamous for their indiscretion.
Pep won't know what hit him when the english media is going full force on him in the next season.
>>67402811
He is the captain. I would expect at least the German players to leave that sort of thing to him.
Which Bundesliga team should I bandwagon?
Is autism an invented condition? Is it a recent development? It wouldn't have happened in my granddad's day etc.
>Auch wenn Naldo bleiben will, muss der VfL Wolfsburg in der Innenverteidigung im Sommer umbauen: Bei Robin Knoche (23) stehen die Zeichen auf Trennung, Felipe (28) wird gehen, Carlos Ascues (24) hat bisher keine Rolle gespielt. Nach kicker-Informationen wirbt der Noch-Pokalsieger erneut um Tottenhams Österreicher Kevin Wimmer (23). Allerdings zeigen sich die Spurs bisher nicht gewillt, den Ex-Kölner ziehen zu lassen.
>>67403376
1. FC Köln
>>67403387
Am I missing something? Why is Naldo mentioned but not Don'te?
>>67403395
Only if he's from San Francisco or otherwise homo.
>>67403405
No idea
>>67402945
No you were just wrong.
who /die roten bullen/ here
>>67403317
Poop has a God-complex and can't comprehend that he has to deal with the bullshit other mortal managers deal with.
>>67403387
why is a midtable club aiming for a guy that just got 2nd in the premier league
>>67403433
here
>>67403439
next season will be GOAT
>>67403442
Because if Vertonghen and Alderweireld are fit he isn't going to get much playing time.
>>67402758
please watch our sport
goodbye
TFW when your team is running out of Spaghetti soon.
>>67403728
Return soon
>Bayern
Need to lose points in order to lose the title
>Dortmund
Need to win every game and Bayern need to lose every game for them to win the title. Can't fall lower.
>Leverkusen
Can't win or lose anything. Rank 3 is set.
>Gladbach
>Hertha
>Schalke
Still can get rank 4. All have fairly equal chances.
>Mainz
In theory they could still reach rank 4 but also fall out of the EL ranks. Both scenarios are unlikely.
>Köln
>Ingolstadt
>Wolfsburg
Boring midfield. Köln and Ingolstadt can only in theory reach the EL.
>Hamburg
>Augsburg
>Hoffenheim
Can still get relegated but very unlikely.
>Darmstadt
>Bremen
>Frankfurt
>Stuttgart
Stuttgart has the worst cards but with enough fighting Bremen and Frankfurt will kill eachother or atleast help them reach the relegation.
>Hannover
Already dead.
>>67402797
His eyebrows trigger me.
>>67403800
>Can still get relegated but very unlikely.
>very unlikely
Peace if beautiful. We are going to destroy Golfsburg today and become the Nr.1 in the north!
Just imagine, next year this time I will be on my way to the Red Bull Arena to celebrate a table position guaranteeing international football.
>>67403395
>>67404566
I really hope those shitlords get relegated.
>>67404622
hal dei fress chabo
>>67404653
case in point desu
>>67403376
>>67402716
>poop
I don't think I'll be watching any of the icehockey world cup
>>67404857
y-yeah me too
>>67404913
Cycling later though
>>67404482
I totally forgot your team existed.
Honestly, I'm glad the ride is over. I'm glad Pep is leaving the team. He has a been a failure at Bayern. This is evidenced by the lack of European silverware and the seemingly constant bickering with staff. I will give him credit for building a dynamic squad of interesting players to watch. I was excited when he came and his enthusiasm to learn German made me think he would be interested to stay and build over the long term.
It seems it was just a fling.
>>67405230
no one gives a shit, fatty
Glad he came, glad he's leaving am I right gang
Hi i am new at this pport thing. Is there a livestream for Bayern vs Ingolstadt?
Watching some Manchester United - Norwich before the Giro studio.
The weather outside is just so nice today wow
>>67405364
Oh, sorry.
I just came here to discuss Bundes
>>67405230
He didn't really fail t.b.h. t
>>67405570
he failed extremely hard
3 doubles are the minimum he would've needed to reach
Middlesbrough v Brighton is on too. It's a high stakes game; one of them will clinch automatic promotion to the EPL.
I'm watching Norwich v Man U though
Van Gaal looking amazing today in those sun glasses
>>67405623
where is the attached image
Only two more match days of Bundesliga. Time flies.
>>67404566
JUDE JUDE JUDE
>>67405678
dope
Pep delivered 3 leagues and a record 4th in a row. He also brought some great players to the club. Still there is the faint aura of failure or missed opportunity hanging over his time in charge.
Good morning, is this the official Borussia Dortmund thread?
>>67405540
No one likes you, you stupid fat Amerilard
Who do you think you are with your pretentious know it all attitude, get the fuck out of here with that shit
Americans are the worst posters on /sp/
>>67404566
SCHLACHTET DIESE MISTBRUT AB
bvb supporters must really hate them
>>67405678
like my dad waking up at 19:20 after falling asleep after the fourth beer
>>67405678
It's a real spring afternoon
>>67405540
Yes hello
>>67405703
No Bayern fan gives a single shit about the league - being the champion each year is a given and our birthright.
>>67405776
>100 %
Noice.
>>67405776
Toni "Sideways Passing is the new Attacking" Kroos
>Utd without Fellaini
Is Bruce Willis staying at Bayern?
smart money is on bayern
Ingolstadt stadium. based gardener
>>67405801
hallo
>>67405841
did he get a ban? how many games?
>>67405865
1000 for a tennie?
>>67405801
It was in the first leg against Manchester City. When he got subbed of late in the game his completion rate was 94 % IIRC.
>>67405918
There is Pep's excuse
>>67405942
Yes. Three games for the Huth incident
>>67405918
holy shit. how do you even do that? i need to fix the burger holder on my riding lawn mower/ motorized sidewalk cart and try that.
>>67405979
it's about grass centimeters. Like haircut with a fade innit
why does saxon accent sound so terrible on TV, hot damn
>>67405995
Dammit. Burgers like myself cannot into metric system. Our John Deere riding mowers would spontaneously combust.
>>67406046
does it sound good in real life?
>>67406219
how does muslimsemen taste?
ugh I don't want to work on my Bachelor thesis
Nice one, Denmark
>>67406250
if you speak it yourself it's not that noticeable hearing others
on TV it sounds just dreadful
>>67406250
Iike pork
Good day
hello I'm back
>Fortuna Köln vs Aue
>4000 Aue fans, 1000 Köln fans
l e l
>9 matches simultaneously
Why is this a thing?
>32. Matchday
Are you ready for based Streich to return to the Bundesliga?
Dramatic end to this game
Post your face when Bayern lose and Dortmund win today
>>67406677
Because of muh Wettbewerbsverzerrung mister double dubs.
>>67406677
So it's more exciting.
>>67406721
>>67406677
equity reasons
>>67406720
what heart
>shoes in bed
>>67405706
good morning and yes
>>67406721
I wouldn't even care, i just hope Mainz is playing european next year.
>>67406779
what do horses have to do with this
>>67406806
Like when they played against Gaz Metan Medias?
anyone here have that Moenchengladbach phone wallpaper?
Hartlepool fans going to Plymouth as stormtroopers, in honour of their team not being able to get a shot on target
>>67406850
max2tehpower.imgur.com are all the wallpapers iirc
>inb4 buyern win the league and buy another Dortmund star
joke of a league
>>67406878
>watch bayernwinslol
>complain about it
:^)
>>67406837
Topkek
But they are better now and they have to grow. I'm sure they would do it better this time.
>>67406867
hehe
>>67406867
That is fantastic I'm feeling the opposite of a cringe
>>67406878
this tßh
>>67406867
kek
>>67406932
no problem my tanned friend
>>67406867
Topkek
>>67403452
Do you think he beats his fiancé?
>>67404839
That frog is so cool
>>67402816
Same
>>67402878
Morning
>>67402947
Morning
>>67403136
>PULI SICCHI
That's hilarious
>>67406974
never seen a picture of her before. wew she's very pretty
>>67403386
Yes
>>67403728
Bye
>>67403765
I will have Bolognese with brown rice for dinner
>>67407057
who's jimmy?
>>67405402
Yes but I'd like to see a native german speaking coach at Bayern again. Hearing people try speaking broken german is a pain to listen to
>>67405678
He is a made man
Schalke verlängert wohl mit Gazprom um 5 Jahre - wäre größter Sponsoring-Deal der Vereinsgeschichte, ca 22 Mio fix pro Jahr.
>>67407079
Matip
>>67405854
Yes
>>67407030
>eww
>>67407096
>hating based Trapattoni-Deutsch
>>67406665
Hi
>>67406724
Thanks
>>67406725
>>67406779
Yes
>>67406718
Yes
>>67407096
MACHT DEUTSCHLAND WIEDER GROSSARTIG
pls
>>67406814
I don't get it
>can we do it?
>>67407203
>MACHT DEUTSCHLAND WIEDER GROSSARTIG
>>67407130
They've scored now so he will have calmed down
>>67406867
>>67407218
>Wolfsburg
>16
Kek
>>67406901
I don't even know what the game is called in english. Also Mario Gomez
>>67407218
Dortmund pls do it
mainz top 4 pls
wolfsburg relegated pls
>>67407276
Only Hannover did worse in the Rückrunde, we have to #believe!!!
>>67406929
Yes
>>67407292
>mainz top 4 pls
no meme teams allowed
>>67407290
It's not a player
>>67407079
I don't know
>>67407143
Now we know
Here we are
>>67407253
bad shop, that's not how her hair works
>>67407179
Ralph Hasenhüttls hair is great
frankfurt have good stadium
Neuer - Thiago, Ribéry, Martínez, Lewandowski, Costa, Alonso, Lahm (K), Müller, Alaba, Kimmich
Ulreich - Benatia, Rafinha, Bernat, Götze, Rode, Coman
>Reif
REEEEEEEE
>Boateng's glasses
>>67407464
yes. it's in the woods too
>>67407245
Was he ever not calm
>>67407333
Wanted to say Ingolstadt first. Nice trips
>>67406901
Ingolstadt
>>67407497
Fallout 4 no
TOP 5 of Bundesclubs with the highest amount of very stupid fans in their fanbase:
1. >Schalke
2. Dortmund
3. Frankfurt
4. Köln
5. Hertha
>>67407507
it's not a team
>>67407543
>Hertha
>fans
the ingolstadt pitch looks weird
I am here
>>67407543
Nice try, customer. Bayern has literally the dumbest fans of all clubs.
>>67406901
La Liga
>>67407563
Hey
>"It's" saturday
>there's a whole day off tomorrow
Fantastic
>>67407569
Bayern has no fans.
>that shot
GO DOWN STUTTGART
>>67407578
it's not a league
>>67407543
>highest amount
thats bayern by default, since they have the most fans
>>67406901
Josep Guardiola
>>67407605
Spain
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>>67407611
it means Anteil in this case
>>67407619
It is not a manager
>>67407621
It is not a country
>>67407440
Anime!
>>67407634
it doesn't, dorftrottel
lets go
Magath should come back to bayern
>>67407611
*customers
It literally takes more than 10 minutes to open Firefox on my shit tier laptop.
Maybe i'll be ready for the second half of the games.
>>67406901
Red and yellow cards
Almost
>>67406901
Please give a hint
>>67407676
WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67407702
It is not a visual indicator of a punishment
>>67407676
get a new one
>>67407676
Okay
>>67407729
How
>you'll never be Nobby Dickel's Netradio side-kick
UGH
PENALTY
>>67407726
>>67407676
Wot
maybe you are using a shitty proxy
>>67407724
it's a cliche or term heard frequently at this part of a football season
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>>67407740
I don't have no money
Penalty
>>67407751
Sounds more like some shitty addons
>>67407755
that sucks
>tfw someone is knocking at my door
after bundes ok
era penal?
Buyern get their title handed by the ref :(
>>67407657
after he has fixed Wolfsburg
Dortmund is so much better than Fc Bayern. Their Playing is awesome.
>>67407767
no era
What a run from Costa
Brighton fans in Leverkusen
>>67407765
what if its important
HA HO HE
>no card
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>Pep is leaving Bayern for a Europa League team
Welp there goes the title
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>67407770
Stupid? This was a foul... Do you know the rules?!
crap
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>67407775
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wew SGE SGE SGE
>>67407788
i checked through the door hole and it's not someone I know, or the delivery lad. not opening.
>>67406901
I'll get back to you and your mystery
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>>67407819
SCHIEBER SCHIEBER SCHIEBER SCHIEBER
>>67407832
Thanks
>>67407787
COTE ON THE ALBION
>buyern needs refball to win against Inglolstadt
Truly a meme club without fans, can't wait for them to get btfo by our team RBL next year.
FC BAYERN
STERN DES SUDEN
YOURE THE BEST
AND I LOVE UUUUUU
JUST
>DIRT
>MUND
Now only Bremen needs to score so Darmstadt gets put down on 17.
>>67407866
This! A pure money club with soldiers only. Say godbye Hoeneß.
you guys are such sad creatures
even the Dortmund website, kicker.de, said it was a foul
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>want to watch Leverkusen vs Gladbach
>acestream is airing Bayern vs Ingolstadt instead
Goddammit. Anyone got a link?
>>67407745
thankgod
Arangith!
>>67407899
I can find one but it wont be an ace stream
Even Dr Markus Merk agrees it was a red.
BUNDES B T F O
great, auba surely wont be topgoalgetter
>>67407892
kicker is basically financed by bayern m8
>Hertha is on the way to CL again