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>>67395379
pls rspnd
n-th for getting paid less then your physios, where 1<=n<=5
>Iberian thread
>>67395391
>>67395429
>>67395464
Took the club when they were last in 6th league, ended 14th. Won everything I could in the next 4 seasons: finished first on 4 different league levels, won regional and national cup (as shown on the previous screenshot). As a 2nd league side I will play in EL eliminations next year.
nth for ded thred ded stream
>>67395547
jokes on you I'm not even near the Iberian peninsula
[seems confused]
>>67395606
That's a funny looking flag you got there then :^)
>>67395678
>what are the canary islands
>what is ceuta
>what is melilla
>>67395696
To be fair, I forgot butters was from the Canaries.
I'm sorry butters.
And they say I have a poor transfer policy. Well I say look at the results. Impulse Buy and Crushing Debt.
>>67395764
>forgetting you know a guy that lives in paradise
>>67395877
How intimidating is it living so close to the Western Sahara.
>>67395877
well, you gotta win at something..
1st knockout round in the CL lads
>>67395902
We get almost zero influence from Africa desu
>>67396102
>>67396121
I'll go to sleep after/if I knock out Napoli.
>>67396210
Slaviclad, are you actually Slovenian? Or are you an expat from somewhere else? Your English is pretty fucking decent if it's your second language, and you speak more like a Brit.
>>67396569
>implying it's difficult to pick up decent English if you start watching CN at age 5
>playing some neverending poker tournament at 3am
entertain me, /trb/
>>67396640
Why does my grandfather refer to cold weather as 'Peal Harbor' weather?
[spoiler]Because there's a little nip in the air[/spoiler]
>>67396673
No, GERMAN humour is supposed to be awful. You're doing this incorrectly.
>>67396727
>German humour
good joke
>>67396727
:^)
Where did Sheev buy his clothes?
[spoiler]At the Darth Maul[/spoiler]
>>67396569
>not knowing that every European country teaches English
>>67396767
kys
>>67396783
I know they do, but most people around my area (Poles, mainly) speak some particularly broken English.
Great youth intake.
>>67396569
We're not exactly Uzbekistan here lad. Everyone, more or less, speaks English. Decent number of people also speak German or Italian.
Gotta go kill Napoli now. Pip pip cheerio.
>>67396814
We're not Poles baka
>>67396814
speaking is quite different from writing though
>>67396814
>expecting immigants to have paid attention in school
final table now..1-2 hours remain
fuckdamnit
>>67396897
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere soon :^)
this guy
>tfw still need to decide which club in Peru to manage
>>67396983
>4 and a half star potential
I know its relative to your squad but at least its something you can develop.
>>67397106
pick the spaghetti one.
>>67397106
Juan Aurich
>>67397106
the one projected to finish 5th
>>67397106
sport huancayo
What a shitty time to get sent off!
World Cup results next
>>67397168
on purpose so he wouldn't have to shoot a penalty
it's obvious
>>67397133
no he was absolutely useless his whole career, glad he is gone desu
>>67397134
Predicted to finish 1st.
>>67397136
Universidad de Tecnica de Cajamarca
>>67397146
Predicted to finish 13th.
>>67397133
Predicted to finish 4th.
World Cup Final. Place your bets
>>67397106
Cristal
>>67397196
Don't be rude to your regens la
Did you give him 20 minutes game time at the end of games that were already decided?
>>67397258
whats happening here
>>67397266
Getting relegated; unable to be chosen.
>>67397258
Morocco or Draw is a steal
MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>67397278
no idea
>>67397275
yes and he ended up being half a star for most of his life
>Juve
>wast 3 subs in 36mins
>>67397315
is happen
>38 goals in 32 matches last season
good lord
>>67397430
that creamy color looks comfy
>>67397410
funny looking dog
>>67397478
Nice array of kit colours too.
>called up the USMNT three months ago
ahahaha
>poaching no-name 14 year olds for millions
Lets hope they don't break their legs like the last guy.
>>67397516
I could make a your mom joke right about now but I won't cause she seems nice.
>>67397430
>Espada de León
>>67397817
You hating, Leopold?
Incredibly close game, actually good to watch
(Missi missed a penalty)
Oh yes.
I'm really beginning to hate this namefix though. What's wrong with just calling them River Plate?
I just lost the will to continue this save.
?
>>67397971
?!
Sadly, it wasn't /trb/'s year. At least Straya scored against you when I was fielding a youth side.
Di Maria won the Golden Ball, Chicharito won the Golden Boot, Nikola Vlasic won Best Young Player, Rodrigo Bentancur won Best Goal and Rulli won Best Goalkeeper
Re: Poker
Still in it, guaranteed about 140$. Woo.
>>67398109
good job :D
i'd be happy with $140
>>67398261
Became 3rd for 185$ in the end.
>>67398413
even better
>not paying attention to what I'm doing
>submit squad somehow
>it's all literal whos against Geordie Shore
fml
Oh no, wait, 1-0 up.
>3-1-1-5
meme formation of the month
>3 Suspensions
>5 injuries
only got a few midfielders and a lot of defense on bench now
>10 posts in 70 minutes
>12:30pm
FUCK THE TIMEZONES
>it's a 'they score 15 goals from set-pieces' episode
>>67399598
The normies are either at work or out partying.
>>67399627
good for them. where mitch lives it is like 4am
>>67399701
>>67399744
>play league game on Saturday
>next league game is on Monday
FUCK OFF
>CB wants more playtime
>CB scores own goal on first chance
what club in hell can I send him? Malmo?
>>67399957
MLS
I got FM15 and I'm trying to use the editor, how do I take the values I can see in the players window and take it to a spreadsheet? It's too fucking hard to organize like this.
>Second friendly of the new season
>Starting LB gets sent off for a double-footed tackle
While I appreciate the effort, this is literally a d4 side, you don't have to kill the guy.
>>67399957
middle east if possible
>>67399957
>tfw your youth team has 4 high potential MC playmakers but not a single ballwinner
if the situation doesn't improve I need to sign a legbreaker from colombia in a few years. or retrain a CB
lel
btw I got him for 800k, and no sell-on clauses or anything
I kind of feel bad
This qualifying campaign is too fucking easy.
>3months and my best ballwinning midfielder is still injured
fuck this backup
>>67400769
>3 months
He's not your best anymore, anon.
Flags are fucking with me
>start season with 6 draws in a row
>currently at 4 draws in a row
Can I beat it?
>>67400863
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND
SHANO FUCKIN LONG
>2 shot
>2 shots on target
>2 goals
I fucking hate it when the opposition do this shit.
>>67400994
>
Just got promoted with Sheffield Wednesday, even though my last 6 games ended in 4 draws and 2 losses
get dunked on
>>67401415
SHANE
FUCKING
LONG
Question lads, does use of the in-game editor disable steam achievements?
I've used it to gimp Liverpool heavily (want to see them go to Vanarama) and want to know if I've fucked up.
EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS
CONFEDERATIONS CUP CHAMPIONS
ALL THAT REMAINS IS THE WORLD
>>67401780
>steam achievements
who cares
>>67401877
>He's autistic enough to play this game but not autistic enoug ht o collect Steam™ Points
....................
>>67401900
half of the achievements are FMC-related anyway, aren't they? I never pay attention to them
>>67401936
>fmc
???
>January
>2nd-6th all on the same points
This is a close league mang
>18 points separating top from relegation
>2nd in table
>well above expectation
>doing well
>Boss, we're not happy with how we're doing
Well fuck you all, cunts.
>>67401101
>those crests
pukey
Are ya ready for the big game today lads?
>>67401936
>>67401900
Just found out. It doesn't.
>Just got a cheevo
Ahhh yes. Just like '06 and gamerpoints
>>67402838
Can't wait for Brighton to choke desu
Do you guys ever play twin poachers?
>>67402954
>Do you guys ever play twin poachers?
No, I don't like to handicap my team by fielding 9 men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLpkpVsxseM
welp he died
>>67403013
There should be an investigation into Cameroonian genetic heart defects.
>>67403013
Someone should post his profile and attributes as a tribute.
>>67403013
>tfw I will never jdimsa
>>67403038
>>67402993
>not the eternal der klassiker derby
>>67403038
F
>>67403120
>National Fitness 16
Bravo, SI
>>67403130
Natural fitness 16
Work rate 17
Heart rate 0
ree
>tfw my baby died for 5 months
How viable is it using a SS instead of a striker?
>>67403281
For clarity
>>67403329
Kind of disappointed Bethlehem Steel doesn't use this kind of I-beam formation
Also, Foxy finally got an England call up.
>>67403453
>some of those meanings
lmao wat
>>67400956
Didn't even have to check the pic to knew who this post came from
It's really funny to see how we all have our distinct style of writing
>>67403531
Brand narrative generally means a graphic designer jerking off the chairman.
>>67403281
https://strikerless.com/
>>67403548
Yeah, it looks like he ran out of ideas and just went with some bullshit.
>>67403565
Great, now I need one without AMC's and Strikers because injuries baka
>>67403602
just play with 11 midfielders on maximum fluid, play more expressive and hope for the best.
>>67403825
tbf my ad-hoc formations are sort of working and you can tell where everything turned badly.
Ladies and Gentlemen place your bets.
Qtr finals of the Champions league vs Juventus. We're going Italian, they're going 4-4-2. What a turn of events.
>>67404086
We're shit but lucky.
Switched back to 4-1-1-4 without a striker.
>>67404137
1-1
Look at who they've got. Holy fuck, its an american.
>Deportivo Wanka is a Peruvian football club, based in the city of Huancayo in the Peruvian Andes. It was founded in 1996 and is named after the Wankas people who formerly inhabited the area and after whom the city of Huancayo is named. The current Deportivo Wanka is merged with Deportivo Pesquero of Chimbote but its home city is still Huancayo. They play their home games at Estadio Huancayo. Their last First Division participation was in 2004. They protested against their relegation and were suspended from participating in any football tournament.
>The team aroused controversy in 2004 when it moved its base to Cerro de Pasco, the highest city in the world and almost certainly the world's highest venue for professional football, at an altitude of 4,380 m (13,973 ft) above sea level, well above the point where altitude sickness becomes a problem. Its opponents criticised the move as an attempt to stave off relegation by playing in conditions that no other team could tolerate, including hail, rain, near-freezing temperatures and a lack of oxygen from the high altitude. The club was relegated that season anyway.
>Nickname(s) "Los Wankeros"
No, don't decline young lad, you have to fight it, fight the decline, only for a couple of months more.
;_;
Great, they scored from a set piece in the 15th minute and from kick off in the 45th.
Fucking hell lads
>>67404587
yepyep
>>67404587
What's wrong about that? 25c is max cumfy not too hot not too cold.
>>67404587
JDIMSA
I can't stand anything over 20 degrees
>>67404587
please turn in your flag, it's clearly wrong.
that's enough sunshine for a year.
I just want to say that everything that could possibly go wrong in this match went wrong. Everything. This is by far the worst we've ever played. My back 4 and keeper had 6.0's at the 55th minute mark, except for the LB, he had a 6.2. I subbed the other three and then the LB went down to 5.9.
All of a sudden they couldn't pass any more, missed clear fucking interceptions, consistently failed to mark, etc. No fucking idea what the fuck happened.
>>67404260
you think that's bad, but the German minister for education is called Wanka as well.
>>67404657
>whaaa unfair fines
Go fuck yourselves you fucking shitters.
>>67404686
Remind me, was it Germany or Holland that had a fat as fuck health minister?
>>67403120
>a pulled hamstring
bit of an understatement desu
should have never left germany
![dick-und-beruehmte-dicke-promis-erfolgreich-trotz-uebergewicht-prominente-stars-mollig-fett--13[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XZgX7cJ.jpg "dick-und-beruehmte-dicke-promis-erfolgreich-trotz-uebergewicht-prominente-stars-mollig-fett--13[1].jpg")
>>67404708
Germany hasn't had a fat minister for heath for the past 20 years at least (ie all the health ministers I know). Must be the >dutch then.
Reminder though that the fat dude on pic related was German chancellor for 16 (in words: sixteen) years.
>>67404762
Found her, she's actually Belgian (if there's such a thing)
>>67404587
Im not memeing when I say I have to wear a jumper for any temperature below 25 degrees celsius. Visiting family in England is like an arctic expedition for me.
>>67404800
the irony about this is she is actually qualified to be a health minister (has the degrees and shit) while they usually dont have
she is also strict as shit, she let in extremely little refugees and even sent many back, meanwhile the centre right government is taking in more and sending less back, logic
and im pretty sure she has some condition
>>67404800
kek, didnt know van gaal had such a babe for a sister
>>67404825
>and im pretty sure she has some condition
Probably not. Very few people have that gut bacteria that makes you fat, most people just eat too much because they are stressed or because they are depressed.
t. former overweight person
>>67404807
kek, I know what you mean. I met an American from New Mexico who had never worn a scarf before. A person not knowing how to wear a winter scarf seemed downright alien to me.
wew
>>67404948
Based German banterman
>>67404587
>>67404610
>>67404623
this is normal summer weather over here
>>67404948
which teammate's wife is he banging right now lads?
>>67404984
already that hot? I'd be uncomfortable if we suddenly had over 30° without getting a chance to get used to warm weather
we have some based weather going on right now
>>67404587
>>67404984
>>67405046
jesus i'm still in the arctic apparently
Played with 5 at the back. Literally 5-1-1-3 without a striker due to all the injuries and suspension.
Conceded BOTH goals from a set piece.
>>67405099
because it's still 7 AM at your place chilli
It will be close to 20° in yuropoor units later on, which is fine
>>67405046
>>67405099
cumfy desu
>>67405116
You conceded two goals from one set piece? how the fuck did you manage to do that?
>>67405146
I didn't say I conceded both goals from the same set piece.
>>67405046
>already that hot?
Nah, that's from last summer. It's usually 35 in the shade from June to September
20ish C now, not that warm
>>67405188
where 2 holiday in Croatia? Keep in mind i'm a pasty british manlet.
>>67405238
Istria
>>67405099
>93% humidity
ah todays fucked then
thanks for giving me the weather chilly
>>67405296
welcome, Chem.
been beautiful motorcycle riding weather, so i can't complain too much about the humidity.
>>67405238
Canada
>>67405238
>where 2 holiday in Croatia?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/croatia/articles/croatia-summer-holidaysguide/
https://www.musicfestivalwizard.com/festival-guide/croatia/
https://www.airbnb.com/
Here's my vote
Who /Braco/ here?
>>67405412
Is Dybala future GOAT?
>>67405412
Sometimes I like to vote for weird people so I can imagine Twitter and the LAD Bible meme at me
Third regen that broke his foot.
>>67405729
What are you doing to your players? I had two broken anything in six seasons
>>67405793
I sent him out on loan to Notts county to get some game time. He's not getting match experience at my place as I have two better/more potential CB's already getting some.
>>67405793
>>67405832
This guy with a 6 mil buyout clause.
>>67405832
>>67405857
And this guy that arrived during winter and actually got a work permit. Shame about his bravery.
>>67405506
2018/19 (so far): 14 from 23 with 8.25 rating
2017/18: 34 from 48 with 8.07 rating
so yes
>>67405880
>>67405857
I realise why you're failing now. Now English talent. You need English heart and fire in the relegation fights, like Sunderland's John Kirchener or Newcastle's Alex Mitch.
Just noticed Adebayor playing for Melbourne Victory in my save.
Wouldn't be surprised if I saw him at Melbourne City next...
>>67406009
M8, I'm not fighting relegation, I just got knocked out of the CL qtr. finals and am 5th in the league. I do have some English talent.
I give you Foxy, just recently got his first cap for England, bought him for 20 million and everyone doubted him. Even won the PL player of the year the previous year.
>>67406075
I hadn't been here for like a week, I like to imagine you perpetually fighting relegation as you Wrexham cunts deserve
>>67406009
>>67406075
And this is my back up fullback/future fullback.
Also saw this, first and second are tied on points
>>67406090
I got relegated, got straight back up and finished 3rd. This year I'm not doing as great, mostly due to injuries but also due to my previous tactic simply not working any more forcing me to experiment again.
>>67406156
Reminder that Wrexham are cheating refball scumbags and my late grandfather will never forget the injustice he witnessed in 1978
http://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/37-As-good-as-it-got/1673-blyth-spartans-1977-78
>>67406188
You could say the got wrext
Well, that was easy.
also, cheesy puns
>>67406336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs
>>67406369
love this song <3
>Remove instruction: Get stuck in
>>67406319
>You could say the got wrext
>tfw you just straight up fuck up another team
ty based god
tfw
>>67406483
>arsenal
>neymar
>gotze
>cheesemans
>that logo pack
mate where do I begin
>>67406483
>tfw someone else is investing in cheese as well
Seriously, somebody tell me what the fuck is going on?
>>67406542
>stay mad
>GOAT bought for £110m after posting yearly surplus'
>got on a free (contract expired)
>stay may bought at 18 y/o and developed into a GOAT
>logo pack that comes with the game
mate no need to be mean to people
Last matchday, pretty sure I have to win to qualify for the EL.
>>67406561
You're playing absolute shitters, what did you expect. Its bad enough when one of Palestine international players is some mediocre player in some mediocre team fighting relegation the Slovenian league.
>>67406483
literally jump off the cliffs of dover, you absolute mongoloid piece of shit
>tfw will never win the big one
>>67406615
I realise that, but do understand that I am not the best at the game. I lost 5-1 to South Africa of all teams the month before the tournament
>>67406656
>losing to Neverkusen
>in the champions league final
JUST
>>67406650
fuck off back to your school and get shot you disgusting piece of trailer park trash
>>67406694
you can't even win the champions league with arsenal
should be easy as hell to do in 2 years
you've had seven and not one win
please go back to plebbit
>>67406615
Didn't make it. Had a goal disallowed, they equalized from that free kick followed by a 90th minute goal.
tbf I'm glad I don't have to play the EL.
>>67406598
>plays as arsenal and buys neymar for £110m
YOU NEED TO PLAY AS A 17TH TIER SCOTTISH BOYSCOUT CLUB TO WIN MY APPROVAL
>>67406741
>why isn't this normie as good at a spreadsheet management game as me
>REEEEEE
literally your argument right here
not even hurt by your words, i just feel really sorry for you. good luck in the future.
>>67406780
I'm saying stop posting here until you are competent. You're not even as good as the AI, you could literally holiday as Arsenal and win the champions league faster than 8 years.
Board gave me 75 million. I have no idea where they're pulling the cash from.
wat do
>>67406854
put it all on red
>>67403329
>he also plays mitchball
nice
>>67406558
i am not a serial killer
>this Narrich/ManU match
am i still asleep?
>>67406927
This is literally the pain I need to go through every week.
>team of the year
>two Matheus Pereira's
>they're both wingers
>they're both at PSG
Never saw that one before.
>>67406949
you are in desperate need of movement up front and/or another striker.
>>67406983
>you are in desperate need of movement up front and/or another striker.
We've been in desperate need for that for years.
We need another Holt. Someone we can rely to provide us with at least 12 goals a season. That's why we went down under Hughton, it's why we'll go down again this season.
Kek
fuck me I need more to drink
>>67407090
sorry familia
>>67406927
goal there la
>>67407090
My condolences.
http://juanmata8.com/en/blog/100-games-and-looking-forward-to-many-more/
>>67407104
really wasn't enough to wake me up 2bh, changing over to the HSV/Wolfsburg pre-match show now.
>they gave me 65 million for the next season
>2 million extra on wage budget per month
>come to me with a proposal to give me even MORE
He actually did it, the absolute madman
>>67407198
They're also expanding the Stadium again. Top kek.
Time to blow it all on one or two players.
>>67407229
not just poaching 50 regens
you english fucks are on to something with putting milk and sugar in tea.
>>67407229
who do you have in mind?
>>67407269
Already did but it takes years for them to get up to speed, in the mean time I have to buy first team players. I dunno if you saw yesterday but I literally spent 75 million on this lad.
I don't know what else to do with the money anyway.
>>67407417
Milk and sugar in tea is GOAT.
>>67407417
>sugar
hahahhahahah idiot
What makes this guy so good? Worth spending my entire budget on him? (even if I don't lack in his position, but that's whatever)
>>67407417
the better the tea is, the less you need of each
>>67407445
This lad but I doubt Juve will want to sell.
What do lads?
>>67407454
so i'm finding out.
>>67407457
>ever listening to mitch
shiggy.
>>67407474
agreed. but to caveat that, it's that way with any base food/drink substance. additives are meant to be flavor accents, not enhancers/cover-ups.
>>67407417
>tea with anything
shiggy
>>67407524
that's normally how i drink my black tea, but this recently i've decided to change it up.
>green tea
nothing
>chamomile tea
little bit of honey
>black tea
nothing or milk+sugar to taste, mood dependent.
>>67407445
>>67407489
Also this guy, but again, they won't sell.
Us cunts have done it!!
>>67407417
What? Don't other countries put milk in their tea?
