'Till Death Do Us Collapse edition.
Nolasco vs Latos. Lets see if Latos goes to 5-0 tonight (probably not).
First pitch 7:10PM CST. Ready for a dead thread? I know I am.
I'm ready to get swept
>>67395310
Back to the basement we go.
Please sweep the shitty teams... 9-4 against the good teams is great, but please dont do the Sox thing where they play down to shitty teams.
>someone is ded in the stands
Fucking hell.
Game hasn't even started and someone is already kill?
What stupid fucking tattoos
>>67395567
Looked like an older woman.
Either something medical like a stroke, or perhaps it's an allergic reaction to something she may have eaten.
Latos pls
>>67395558
>>67395567
what happened
>>67395607
>being allergic to ballpark food
throw her out in the middle of the Dan Ryan and leave her there
I wonder if the shitposting will be turned down tonight.
My dad is watching The Voice instead of hockey or the Twins
Is he a homo?
>>67395736
Medical emergency behind the dugout.
No, she wasn't shot.
>>67395741
Just speculating. Perhaps she realized she was gonna be watching the Sox and had a heart attack.
>Plouffe still hitting in between Sano and Park
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67395765
yup lucky you got born before he turned. things go a little different and the seed that became you would've just been left in some random dudes butthole.
broo that was awful
>Abrooo
That was almost Dnnn tier.
E 6
6
right the ship again please
Latos, Sale and Q at home against the worst team in the league, it should be easy right?
>tfw someone on the other team has the same last name as you
>>67395919
should be. other than that angles series the Sox have beaten the teams they should beat.
>>67395919
Of course not.
MELKMAN
>>67395946
what about the rays
Based Melky
THANK YOU BASED MELK MAN
FUCK YEAH MELKY
>>67395934
Fuck you Mauer.
>>67395919
It's Minnesota, so yes
>the applause sign's on
>>67395962
my bad, forgot about that one.
actually of the three bad teams the sox have played this year they've swept one series, split another and lost that rays one. sox are decent against bad teams.
>>67395997
Oof our defense has been terrible this year
>>67395988
not Mauer
>>67396048
Ok Cheddar.
>>67396048
Dozier
>>67396048
Molitor
>white kids dabbing
>on camera
![[HorribleSubs] Suisei no Gargantia - 08.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2HDAbsE.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Suisei no Gargantia - 08.jpg")
>>67396082
>>67396097
nope
>>67396103
>tfw my friend wants to dab when we walk during college graduation
he gone
>>67396119
Nunez
>>67396149
nope
>>67396119
Bonds
>>67396119
>friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67396166
Plouffe
there are 25 names on the Twins I will get this. Or this is elaborate bait and I'm getting rused.
>GIDPlouffe
I'm better off watching the latest episode than I am watching this game, aren't I
>>67396168
>>67396192
kek
nooo
>>67396189
>2k16
>not having friends
Tfw twins best player is an asian meme
Latos pls
>>67396217
Park
>>67396228
And mauer
>>67396228
>our RBI leader is flirting with the Mendoza line
>our leading HR hitter only hits solo shots
>none of this matters because of the Twins' pitching staff
>all the gooks are good
>sox didn't get any of them
>>67396217
>dont have a friend in 2016
What'cha gonna do about it. Fite me.
>>67396228
Dozier is asian?
>>67396267
Things were looking up last season....
>>67396251
no I'll give you 3 more guesses. (you've used 7)
>>67396286
>fat, ugly, european weaboo
no wonder you have no friends
ASIAN MEME MAGIK
Come on Latos
>>67396304
>>67396286
Doziers from mississippi, so yeah asia.
>latos
wew
e
w
based caesar salad man
Fuck yeah Salad.
Avi gettin' hits
Leadoff single
Come on runs!
if Avi can continue this for 2 or 3 more months I might believe
THANK YOU BASED EATON
BASED
getting thrown out at 2B is what scored Saladino. w/ JAX on deck I get the strategy.
That's good eaton!
>Eaton out at second
Thanks for the runs though.
>>67396589
the real question is why is jackshit hitting second, even worse than rollins
>>67396601
see
>>67396589
They probably would've gotten Saladino at home, but they took the easier out at 2nd to (essentially) end the inning.
>>67396630
I dont think they want to mess up Lawrie.
Get your shit together Latos
this fucking prize shelf
Latos pls
DIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO
E L I T E
A
T
O
N
MOTHERFUCKING ADAM EATON
eaton = god
>He's Eaton them alive
Eaton is just incredible
ABROOOO!
BROO BROO
JOSAVIOOOOOOOOORRRRRR
ABROOOOOOOOOOOOO
JOSAVIORRRRRR
>the ballyard
Nice fielding Latos
Awwe hell
Latos pls
>scott carroll
oh shit why
>>67397251
Because Johnson a shit and there's no one else other than Gonzalez.
>>67397318
>How do I read the video title
>carroll will come in soon and blow the lead
oh boy
C'mon sox don't JUST this shit up
>this fucking weather
>>67397431
Blowing leads is what they do best. See the 2014 season.
please take Latos out right now
>>67397458
yeah right? its even fucking hotter in the Twin Cities rn
God damn it COME ON LATOS
twins need to keep nunez in the lineup. dont take him out ever pls
>>67397458
Anything above 70 degrees is too hot imo
>>67397601
What are you, a fucking eskimo or something?
Should I go to the gym at 9pm or 10pm?
sigh... Well still the lead
Regressions a bitch
>>67397601
Hi, may I interest you in Seattle?
>>67397601
Do you start sweating once the thermometer hits 71?
>>67397643
>tfw usually go at 9 PM to beat the 10 PM closing time, but it closes at 9 PM on Fridays
EATON IS GOD ALL HAIL EATON
>>67397601
I'm with you. Above 70 is uncomfortable, and once it hits 80 the AC goes on.
MVP level play
>leadoff triple
Nice shit Eaton.
>>67397741
>80
Literally death. Too bad 75-85 is the most common temp range in Chicago every year
>>67397601
anything above 60 is pushing it for me
>>67397639
lol no I'm Filipino.
>>67397676
Don't have a reason to move out of the chicagoland area though. It's a first world problem thing.
>>67397677
pretty much lol
>>67397741
nah nigga gotta have that on once it's over 70
>>67397715
I usually go at 10 if I go late, they close at 11 but there's seems to be way more people than last year at that time. Lately I've been going in the afternoon at like 2pm
KEK
>TWIGS
>>67397780
Yep, 80+ and fucking ant invasions, summer is the absolute worst.
sasuga Nolasco-san
The ideal temperature is 55-65
I like a little heat, I dont get uncomfortable until high 80's/low 90's. I dont mind serious cold either... only thing I hate ~40 and rainy, which is the worst weather and we can all agree on that.
>>67397855
>55
agreed, long sleeves and shorts is GOAT temps
>>67397871
Cold weather doesn't particularly suck, it's when it's windy is when it's a bitch.
Nice almost GIDP abroo.
>>67397871
That's what we have here right now. Comfy as fuck and ideal weather if there's a day game
>>67397855
65 is perfect for going outside and playing bball at the park
gay shit
>>67397806
it depends on the humidity. but generally around 60 is when I start sweating, especially my back because of my backpack, on my walk to and from class, so I prefer it not getting that high
this winter was very mild, which sucks, but I guess it had to happen after the past two legendary winters, but fortunately spring has been pleasantly cool with not much class left
>none of jackshit, abroo and toddunn could get a fucking fly ball
cmon melky
M E L K M A N
E
L
K
M
A
N
YES MELKMAN
Melkman you are the savior of this shit offense. Thank you for taking your juice again
>>67397871
I love 40 and rainy
only thing better is -10 and snowing
also thanks for salvaging something melky
DA SOXXX
L A W R I E
A
W
R
I
E
YEEEEEEEEE LAWRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BLAW!
DSNB
MORE RUNS
FUCK YEAH MELKY
>>67398068
You just reminded me of that year I got stronk in fantasy off of Melkman's juicing year
[spoiler]just like Dee Gordon last year[/spoiler]
OH CANADA
MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND
>>67398117
Holy shit MLBTV is behind.
The Lawbringer has arrived.
>LOLNASCO
A V I S H I T
V
I
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H
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DIO PLS
GRAND SLAM WHEN?!
Dang. Oh well I'll definitely take that. Please no giveback Sox
Putnam? More like put'n'em on base
Please don't tonight
J A C K S O N
D A M N S O N
AJAAAAAX
THAT D
Putnam pls
AJAX
J
A
X
Uh okay
Nice inning. Dat D
More runs please
Duchess pls
This fedora night will come back to haunt us
>melky 3/4 tonight
wow
>>67398985
>euphoria intensifies
>>67398985
eh, many team's have done it
>>67398985
You mean it already hasn't?
>>67398985
Why whatever do you mean my good sir?
I wouldn't mind if the score stayed the same for the rest of the game desu
COME ON AVI
TRIPLE HOMER WHEN?!
DIO pls don't strand bases loaded again
UMPBALL
LEL
>>67398985
could be worse
>PITCHER IS LITERALLY A BAD
>Dio stopped time to put the ball right under him
Just as fucking planned.
fucking kek
>twinks
BTFO
>twons
That play by Abad... lol
SALADMAN
RUNS
RUNS FOR THE RUNS GOD
where the hell was this for the red sox series? Their pitchers can't have been that much better... Well according to sss stats
>Sox score double digit runs
this is what I like waking up to
Abad was like me looking for my keys
Holy fuck ouch
Goddamn Nate.
Nasty Nate
He gone
That hbp though wow. Park a trooper for taking that so well. 96 mph headshot yeesh.
>>67399335
it grazed his elbow
>>67399335
CHAT SHIT GET HIT
WHITE SOX OUT HERE
>>67399347
Was it intentional? Not watching the game anymore. Warming up my car to go to the gym.
>>67399347
Wait what? Ed made it sound like he had his helmet
OH COME ON
GET EM ABROO
FIGHT
CUBAN RAGE
RUN TO YOUR MISSILE BUNKERS
Well at least we know abroo is okay?
AWWWWW SHIIIEEEET
eat fucking shit twins
>these pussy ass umps
LET EM FIGHT
>>67399364
Pretty sure it wasn't. Just lost control on an FB.
Rip robin
haha what robin
I love this Robin.
robin looking to lead the league
>>67399411
If what Robin is saying is any indication, the people on the field have reason to believe it was intentional.
>Robin tossed
>accidentally plunk their hitter
>they intentionally hit ours
>both benches warned
>Ventura tossed
Wat
MAKE THEM PAY FRAZ
or not...
This is the new robin ventura. My nigga getting tossed out there
>>67399434
the twinks batter was unintentionally hit
abreu was intentionally hit in retaliation because the twinks are shit
>>67399434
If it was then that's kind of dumb
What did Park do?
>>67399466
>>67399471
Oh, I should really read the chain of posts before responding. Just ignore me.
BASED MELKY
KEEP GOING
MAKEM PAY
also we're currently tied with season high in runs, one more and its a new season high
LETS GET IT
melk man is best man
JOSE "CHARLIE" HUSTLE
oh god knowing Sale he's going to fucking bean someone regardless of anyone telling him not too
bad teams do this to good teams. the sox should not play these games with the twins,get the free wins from this garbage team and be done with them.
if the sox want to get feisty with cleveland, kc or detroit I'm all about it, but minnesota? let it go.
>>67399516
and they'll probably swing at it
>>67399524
>give free baserunners to good teams because you want to show some "attitude"
I'd prefer no intentional HBPs at all.
>>67399530
it'll probably be a strikeout too
>>67399530
>>67399530
Kek
>blegh
Welp no new season high but I'll take it.
Finish them... Kahnle...?
>>67399535
not necessarily retaliation, I just dont want bad blood between Sox and Twin this year. Let them suck on their own, we dont need someone breaking their hand in a brawl.
>>67399516
He wont bean anyone. Sale is a mean son of a bitch but if he beans someone he's getting tossed
Jose looks like he was even asking May what happened. I think the shitfest started when May didn't respond.
>scott carroll
trying to see if they can lose this game somehow?
>Cleveland is in second place now
>the shitty of Kansas
>the shitty Detoilet
>>67399556
>scottyc
Holy shit
For fuck sake scott
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOUBLE PLAY
Rackem lol
WAY TO MAKE THE SITUATION WORSE SCOTT
JUST AS PLANNED
OVAH
BACK IN THE WIN COLUMN
>The White Sox lead over the division widens
wow.
>20 wins
nice
CHAT SHIT
G
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H
I
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>>67399716
it doesn't though
>>67399776
Had the Tigers and Royals in mind. Forgot about the Tribe when I said that.
Winnah
Nice bounceback game
Gg twins
Sale K counter bobblehead day tomorrow!
