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>Some guy predicts UFC FN 87
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/6/11601836/ufc-fight-night-87-predictions-preview-analysis-free-picks-overeem-arlovski-rotterdam-mma
>Bellator to help pay Parson's funeral costs
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/6/11611144/bellator-help-cover-funeral-costs-jordan-parsons-mma
>McGregor vs Mayweather line set
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/6/11609328/ufc-oddsmakers-set-mayweather-vs-mcgregor-betting-line-boxing-match-las-vegas-mma
>My new quaternary boy James Vick is now targeted to fight Beneil Dariush at UFC 199
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/6/11611726/james-vick-vs-beneil-dariush-targeted-for-ufc-199
bad op
Schaub
good op
average op
>>67394357
bad op
>tfw when watching Cerrone vs Miller fight night synced up with fight companion
Quite comfy
What was it, /heem/?
man this op sucks
>>67394449
calm down adan
>>67394427
I'd say lube
Should I reduce the number of events in the OP
No canadian submissions will be accepted
>>67394575
Yes. Significantly
god these threads have gone to absolute shit
>>67394591
Broke it up into months again
>>67394688
There are more people here now, this always happens when the size of a community increases
At least adan isn't active anymore
>>67394637
this desu
>>67394637
this
Why are Brazilians getting gimmie fights in the UFC 198 main card? Shogun, Silva and Cyborg will steamroll their opponents, Jacare and Werdum will sub Belfort and Miocic with ease... Only Matt Brown will be tough!
/mayhem/ reporting in
>>67394637
Pat Barry is half black himself(ie too black to be a cuck)
Being cucked is the exclusive domain of the white man.
>>67394855
Pat Barry is a filthy nonce
>>67394855
Asian men are the biggest cucks in existence.
https://twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/728655637224153088
Gentlemen...
i could be making more quality shitposts rn but my keyboard broke
that being said reza madadi is the only upset on Sunday
>>67394918
say that to my face faggot
>>67394925
i love the weidmans
>>67394688
It's been collapsing like this since 2011 unfortunately. It's just been a slow decay into pure shit and now summer is right around the corner.
>>67394926
What's her fucking problem?
>>67395007
We'll be /hoc/ soon
It was fun while it lasted
>>67394925
>family man
>hot wife
>parents love him
>rich and success
based chris
>>67394926
>IM HERE! HEY! IM SINGLE! GIVE ME ATTENTION
Fuck her
>>67395009
she's a closet slut that lacks the selfawareness to subtle about it
How long can Conor last against Mayweather inside the boxing ring?
You. Me. Two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the ground.
Any time, anywhere.
>>67395074
>Any time, anywhere.
in 10 minutes outside Charlie's Kebab House
>>67395061
The whole fight
Mayweather can't heem goob, but he would win every round
>>67395074
Wanna take this outside buddy?
>>67395074
meet me at the mcdonalds on wyandotte pussy
>>67394926
>please fuck me boys!!
wew
Is Australian predictioncuck here?
>>67395074
i'll take you straight to a 29-28 decision bro
>>67395033
>hot wife
>>67394926
>https://twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/728655637224153088
what did she mean by this?
>>67395074
I love these posts desu
>>67395266
Get out.
>>67395212
Is this shopped?
windows 10 auto update saved my day
my car was in repair and I wasn't really in the mood to go to the gym and return by foot. plus, I had just found this link http://www.maplemountainsports.com/Volleyball/2012/
so fapping was really a nobrainer
I get my fap apparel, lay comfy in my bed with my laptop and exactly when I pull my cock out the fucking computer resets and starts updating to windows 10 out of nowhere
I raged for a few min but eventually I said fuck it, went to the gym and made some seriously mad gains, dream leg workout holy shit
thx based jew gates
>>67395074
Pull guard
>>67395312
you're going to make it huebro
also sage is natty
how would /heem/ compare him to jake matthews
Daily Reminder to be very careful
why isn't this man ranked?
ded fred
ded general
ded sport
Mandatory Gadelha-pic
Do you remember?
>>67395846
she aint no Bec Rawlings
>>67395846
ooooh baby
>>67395846
thicc
What's next for /heem/?
Have we reached peak shitposting?
Will we ever reach peak shitposting?
>>67395873
Can't make this shit up
Look at this guy's record holy shit
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/travis-fulton-the-ironman
>>67396020
>lol at people saying struve and kos
>>67394449
what's wrong with it?
>>67396020
>Career Disclosed Earnings: $0 USD
>>67396020
>MMA Record: 254-51-10, 1 NC (Win-Loss-Draw)
>Career Disclosed Earnings: $0 USD
oh boy
>>67396020
Just give me alzheimers pham
I AM A CHAMPION
>>67395873
This is still FOTY for me.
![1462562507356[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/MKPeu92.jpg "1462562507356[1].webm")
>>67394288
>No Battle of Nations in the OP
It's the spiciest thing this weekend lad.
>>67394637
>this is still up 2 hours later
top kek
![13119052_1033779500041439_2531331362859076235_n[1].jpg_oh=09c8104638e3ecf293feaa49ca74984b&oe=579D5CF0.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8601Rhh.jpg "13119052_1033779500041439_2531331362859076235_n[1].jpg_oh=09c8104638e3ecf293feaa49ca74984b&oe=579D5CF0.jpg")
Will these two end up in UFC?
>>67395074
be careful
>>67396221
The girl will
>>67396221
damn im glad my sister is ugly
>>67396221
they will end up on my dick
>>67396341
me in the picture
If the Nate vs Conor at 202 rumors are true, that means Nick will be able to corner Nate as his suspension will be over.
Having Nick in his corner gives Nate +20 Power
>you now remember Jake in the last fight
"You're willing to die, Nate!"
"You're breaking him!"
"You're done, Conor! You're done!"
>>67396365
me on the left and in rose
name this file
>>67396396
>tfw Nick Diaz will never be your older brother
>tfw Nick and Jake will never talk shit from your corner
why live?
>>67396396
>Nick picks him up and carries him around the octagon after he wins
that would be poetic
>>67396481
>tfw no crew
What happened to this fighter?
>>67396020
this guy fought like 200 very canny no name cans but he also fought arlovski, rich franklin, big ben, evan tanner, dan severn, forrest griffin, renato sobral, jeremy horn, matyushenko, lindland, monson, herring, etc
wtf
>>67394925
Someone 'shop his jersey to say My Boy
>>67396551
USADA
>>67395212
Is that from the suicide forest doc?
>>67394925
his wife looks like she could've been his mom
still a very hot milf
>>67394925
>UFC hoodie
>reebok bag
Good fit fan family
>>67396502
Does Nick really hits that hard or Lawler left his chin at home for this fight. I mean he looks like put no effort into that right hand but still it was enough to put Lawler down.
>>67396662
none of those, the shot just hit exactly on the heem button
similar to conor heeming aldo
>>67396627
yes
>>67396644
His wife is hot puta
>>67395846
Has there literally ever been a more attractive Brazilian woman?
>>67396845
Gabi Garcia
>>67396853
>woman
When will it comeback positive?
>>67396682
But did Nick not rock Lawler before he knocked him out ? Lawler did the chicken dance couple of times in that fight.
>>67395209
slut
>>67396894
>thank you usada
cringe overload
>>67396894
It won't because she's a #grinder
>>67396894
No cause she's natty
>>67395965
kek --- same results for me too
>>67396872
>He doesn't rate transgenders
>people unironically think Connor will KO Frankie
How delusional can potatotards get?
>>67396809
did he get back from a bald head bukkake session?
>>67397101
don't you dare insult the #1 p4p fighter in the world.
>>67396894
no
and it will be definitive proof she isn't on roids, she just genetically has vagina glands that produce testosterone
>>67396915
dont remember desu
>THE ONLY WEIGHT I CARE ABOUT IS THE WEIGHT OF THEM CHECKS YEH
>I GOT MIDDLEWEIGHTS COOMIN IN FRESH TRYING TO WEIGH ME DOWN I CAN GO ALL DAY
>Loses
>I fought a bigger and heavier man
>I was eating too many breakfasts
>>67395114
No, floyd could definitely heem mcgoob. Anyone who thinks goobs has a chance is retarded. Conor has too much pride to clinch the fight away and Mayweather would literally have zero. Zero. Problems with goobs of fence. It would be ugly, like Mayweather vs Gatti but a bit longer and even less competitive
>>67397202
con-air would capoeira kick his head into orbit
>>67396468
>artem gets angry.webm
>>67396894
Yes, unfortunately.
>>67397268
boetsch is my boy but his losses to hendo and especially herman have me reconsidering
>>67397408
THE COMEBACK
OF THE CENTURY
>>67397408
A Boetsch fan ladies and gentleman
>weigh-ins not for 12 bongs
Is this a Sunday card?
>>67397472
Yes
>tfw just made a tapology account
what do lads
>>67397229
Be serious. Conor wouldn't be top 20 in any legit boxing division, 135, 147, 154, 200, doesn't matter
>>67397565
Make your picks for this week's card
>>67397565
Close the tab and make a Bovada account.
>>67395009
She's single.
>>67397591
already did
r8
>>67395009
she needs a little niganu in her life I guess
>>67396221
I hope one of them does.
filename
>>67397748
haha fune
>>67397763
>dc is his boy
>>67395154
>>please pay attention to me boys!!
fixed it for you.
wew lad, thinking women care about sex. you've got a lot to learn, m80.
>>67396258
They? Don't stain our name, viadinho.
>>67397843
why shaub and the guy he does his podcast with try as hard as they can to imitate how joe talks?
it's seriously ennerving
>>67397878
Does Joe say "honeydicking" a lot?
>>67397878
Do you not have close friends? You start to adopt each others vernacular. Rubs off on you.
>>67397878
>He doesn't understand Los Angeles """"accent""""
>He doesn't rate Bryan Callen
casual t bh
>>67397966
>casual
>>67397966
>>He doesn't rate Bryan Callen
The shithead who thought he knew more about "real fighting" than JCVD.
>>67397966
>>67397964
>>67397935
I wish I could describe what exactly they do exactly, and I mean, EXACTLY the same, but I can't.
it's when then kinda whisper in this raspy? voice and start going wooow yeaah etc
fuck
>>67398012
haha that's funny
>>67398038
I was memeing la
>>67398071
Yeah it's a Los Angeles thing.
Woman do it mostly, it's fucking annoying until you become accustomed to it.
btw we should probably change subjects, the mods are going sperg this last week
When is Wanderlei fighting?
>>67398288
>it's fucking annoying until you become accustomed to it
cuck
>>67396551
He stole his soul.
>>67396468
Conor vs non midgets.
>>67397664
>Elmose
shiggy diggy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFFD009pJR_/
haahhhaha Werdum the absolute madman..
is there a more MMA related Cuckold video than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yn8Vekk1Yo
karyn's husband is literally the guy filming this
>>67398690
>Do the face Fabrico! We will never get sick of that!
...
>>67398690
Muh boy
>>67398690
>open up his instagram
>every 5th post is a horse face post
at least he has a cute daughter
>>67397878
it's actually the complete opposite, Rogan is the one that chameleons to his guests and he drops a few Schaubisms once in a while
>>67398979
well what do I know, I'm not a loser that listens to JRE
Reminder that Conor literally gave up in there like Cerrone
>>67396644
she's fucking beautiful
>>67398690
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BFFD009pJR_/
can any Webm friends make a Webm out of the last part of the video where he runs out of the door? thats some reaction gold right there...
>>67398690
based kek
>>67394926
She watched Fili get Heemed and now her vagina cant get wet for him anymore.
>>67399200
HAHAHAHAHAH ty Ireland
>>67399200
kek saved
dat progress
>>67399200
kekitty
>>67399200
R A R E
F L A G
>>67396468
Mcgoobtolhwwhen.jpeg
>>67399487
>he is VISIBLY shaken and INSTANTLY starts running away
>>67396662
Lawler with hair had a much worse chin than Lawler without hair
>>67399487
M
ABSOLUTE
D
M
A
N
>>67399503
>Casual doesnt know the difference between running and circling out
>>67396809
Recasting a kneegrow as the human torch was one thing, but megamind?
>>67399533
>nate internet defense force coming in hot with the frantic damage control
>>67399503
>Still butthurt.
>>67399487
That's how Conor should fight the rematch. Counter striking. No wasted shots. He'll win easy.
>>67399594
11 days camp
>>67399503
>a visual example mcgoober failed to learn from, as he was soon to be visibly shaken, drop his hands, panic wrestle and lose
>>67399643
Nate said he had been preparing to fight Conor since his fight with Michael Johnson because he knew he was going to fight him eventually. Conor trained to fight Nate specifically for 11 days.
Also keep in mind that Nate is a natural Welterweight and has a significant height, reach, and weight advantage over Conor.
>>67399503
>if Conner had learned from this his response to being punched would have been a little less amateur boxing hour
>>67399479
>>67397240
>>67398446
Not funny.
>>67399519
Nate throws for speed instead of power 100% of the time and damages opponents because of how accurate his punches are as well as how much volume he lands
Right on the fuckin button
>>67394925
aw man he's an islanders fan are you serious
>>67399689
Fat boy off cabo
>>67399281
Daily reminder 2015 was Qtenzie's year in jiu jitsu
Daily reminder 2016-2017 will also be Qtenzie's year in mma
Every year is Qtenzie's fucking year
>>67399773
ebin maymays
>>67399689
>Also keep in mind that Nate is a natural Welterweight
So is Conor though.
>>67399809
Nate will win that fight 8/10 times, especially with a real camp
MCGREGOR V MAYWEATHER. BOXING. WHO YA GOT?
#TEAMMCGREGOR
>>67399825
Diaz will lose the next one, then they will immediately fight a third time, and lose that one, too. They will fight a 4th time in 2018, and he'll lose that one as well.
>>67399825
more like 10/10 times haha
>>67399845
Oh, i disagree.
>>67399878
>argentina
>>67399913
I think you'd be surprised
>>67399826
shut up
>>67400078
Enjoy the ban la
>>67400106
>asspained enough to report me
>>67400125
t bh i didn't even understood the pic
Explain it if you like.
If it supposed to imply that the falklands War made us peaceful, it's a nice meme, but it's just the wrong argument.
The reason we had the war at all was because we had a militaristic dictatorship, as soon as it stopped our military also stopped being relevant.
Will he ever beat DJ?
>>67400197
Literally had two chances and failed. No.
>>67400197
No chance, DJ is retiring undefeated at flyweight
I feel sad lads
>>67396894
shes cute :3
So we all understand that Mayweather would btfo McMeme, right?
Glad we got that straightened out
>>67400282
this would unirionically literally can't even for serious surpass Mayweather vs. Pac 1 or a Mayweather/Pac rematch
100% this is gonna happen
>>67400255
What's wrong la?
>>67397724
She looks like Avena Lee
>>67400282
It would have been 12 rounds of jabs, straight, hugs of Mayweather and Mcgregor missing literally all his punches.
>>67400458
mayweather can't stop the double leg
>>67400458
Or mcgoob thinks he's maidana, tries to brawl and buys into le mayweather dont have ko power meme and gets finished inside 6 rounds.
>>67400516
Fat Maidana vs Mcgregor when?
>>67400516
>click on the latest JRE episdoe
http://podcasts.joerogan.net/podcasts/ian-edwards-2
>video is private
why?
>this post is MMA related as it concerns a podcast hosted by the current UFC (an MMA organisation) commentator
>>67400843
This shit is so death now that Jani Jani heemed every here
>This post is sports related
post filenames
post images you'll never have a reason to post again
rip paddy
>>67401184
>>67401045
>that filename
Delete this
Reminder that before Lawler, there was the original blood god K-Flo
>>67401261
>posting a meme fighter who lost in 13 seconds
WEW. LAD.
>>67401560
pic related
THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ME
>>67401045
>>67401184
>>67401184
>>67401045
Post fightfu's /heem/
>tfw no more snake in the grass
>>67394288
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
(((STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
night lads
/heem/ calander lads.
>>67401897
See you in 19 bongs, bae
>>67401913
Thanks, I'll send it to the local shop now for a nice A3 full gloss print
>>67401908
>you will never have a strange girl look at you like that when you undress in front of her
*reaches for one of Tim Kennedy's handguns*
>>67401322
>>67401888
> white
>>67402004
Lol that chick is funny
>>67402071
they should have her at every weigh in desu
>>67395442
can't wait for this faggot to get heem'd
>>67402080
>>67402071
>Nigganou undresses in front of her
>>67402004
check out vanessa, she's at least equally autistic
>>67402095
>Cirkunov undresses in front of her
