Game thread
Lets go yanks
hi
great thread
>>67394008
better?
>>67394035
always
>117 M grapes taking the mound today
>Mr. 217M Aces tomorrow
>The Cuckler closes the series
We better fucking sweep, anything less than that will be pathetic.
Alright Mr. Grapes, for all the fucking praise you've been getting, you better fucking keep producing today.
How many hanging sliders will get crushed over the wall today lads?
Wait what happened to CC?
go sox
>>67394062
You're playing >us. You have nothing to worry about.
>>67394093
>right to left
Well at least it's accurate
>>67394084
Relapse
LE EBIN XFIP PINETAR NEGRO
>>67394113
That's how they do it in Japan you dip
>>67394141
That's what I was meaning you fucking faggot
Wow Steve, the head is the easiest part of your body to move out of the way wow i didnt know that amazing steve
Man the guy covering for Remmy sucks ass.
At least the guy who's filling in for Don is pretty good.
>>67394152
No need to use derogatory words you fucking nigger
BASED X
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>>67394175
>>67394197
KEK
Joe's worst enemy (the shift) strikes again.
Will the Yankees score a run?
Hahaha! That """""PICKOFF"""""" attempt.
>>67394243
Yeah and Teix will hit against the shift
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Not that it mattered
THE LARGE FATHER STRIKES AGAIN!
>Pineda
Did you know that 2 runs is more than the Yankees have scored this season.
THE LARGE FATHER
>HE'S
>ACTUALLY
>RETIRING
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DFA fucking Pineda already fucking Cashman.
FUCKINGBENCH PINEDA
FUCKINGBENCH PINEDA
FUCKINGBENCH PINEDA
FUCKINGBENCH PINEDAFUCKINGBENCH PINEDAFUCKINGBENCH PINEDAFUCKINGBENCH PINEDAFUCKINGBENCH PINEDAFUCKINGBENCH PINEDAV
>small left field porch
>designed for left handed hitters kn the yankees system
>pineda
>taken deep by the opposing team
2018 getting cucked by your own design
Stankers errbody
>tfw no longer have to face the White sox starting pitching, so the hits are rolling in
BASED
james kaprielian when?
>>67394363
kys my man
>THOSE STRIKES
r u srs rn famalam ump?
I just got back, I fucking despise women so much.
How did the Sox score?
>>67394418
>Red Cucks fans are also /r9k/ posters
makes sense
>>67394418
LARGE FATHER went deep
What a bullshit at bat. Holt got fucked on two ridiculous calls. But whatever, he shouldn't be swinging at pitches in his stomach.
>Yankees with two outs or with RISP
From a statistics standpoint, this shit makes my fucking head spin.
If the yankees respond by making out 1-2-3 in the bottom of this inning I'm gonna kill my family and myself on cam.
>>67394455
RIP in peace anon
Who else is doing rain dances to get this shit show cancelled already?
>WALK
TRIGGERED
>>67394490
Wait until 5th for it to be a complete game.
>>67394455
Did it for you, bud.
Who's ready for another tough loss
lol do wins against a team this bad even count towards the team record or are they considered exhibition games?
>>67394546
haha Red Sox got Jacoby's best years
>Stealing on Vazquez
Lellsbury just got so fucking lucky he dropped the ball.
>>67394546
Maybe if you weren't trying to pull everything Mark.
>>67394606
We need this with a Yankees hat now
Vazquez what the fuck.
I dont care if the Yanks lose today, I just got news that my graduate thesis is approved. Fucking finally.
>>67394546
I think we're rapidly approaching the point where we need to just give up all hope and start selling like a cokehead on Wall Street. That would honestly be better for the long term future of the franchise than shitting around .500 all season and missing the playoffs. We'll get a protected draft pick if we finish bottom 10 and it would allow us to recoup whatever value we can out of certain assets (Teix and Beltran are expiring, but we might get decent returns for Miller, Gardner, and McCann).
>>67394625
Your picture, not mine
>tfw Teix won't wave his no trade clause
>tfw we have to wait after the season until he's gone
How can a group of """"""""professionals"""""""" can collectively suck so much cock at the same time?
the pre collapse is in
IT'S
THE
FUCKING
YANKEES
Come on Grapes, jesus fuck.
Well this game might be rough, Porcello is due for some rough tides
Our best player since he has signed IMO.
>>67394674
they're obviously not being paid enough
if you pay them more then they'll play better
>>67394698
based
>>67394700
Yeah like pic related
1-0 to Beltran should have been fucking launched
>>67394700
The Ben Cherington Model.
Is Arod dead? I misheard one of the announcers
>>67394742
Is that your family photo?
>>67394744
arod is kill
cc is kill
hal should be kill
>glassbury breaks again
>Jack Curry @JackCurryYES 59s59 seconds ago
>Ellsbury cringed & grabbed right hip after rounding third. When he got to dugout, he walked down stairs with athletic trainer. Stay tuned.
KEK
HES ALREADY BROKEN
>>67394764
>It's a groin strain for CC and not a long term shoulder injury, that would let us off the hook for next year
>>67394625
>>67394652
gotchu senpai
>>67394764
Lelsberry kill.
Is anyone else nervous about the steroid allegations that are gonna drop eventually?
Just got out of work listening to game on radio. Did don make the trip to nyc?
just injure my shit up desu
We Judge now?
lol the cuckees have broken ellsbury without any of the benefits that he used to have when he was healthy
Jesus Christ FUCKING SELL YANKEES
>>67394782
>tfw pretend to get hurt, so get to stay home from work and play MLB: The Show all day long
>>67394800
Some part of me thinks either Shaw or Ortiz is going to get busted.
I'm worried as fuck tbqh with you Joe
THIS UMP
IS DOGPOO
mcdonals or jack in the box breakfast?
>This ump
Oh boy its one of THESE games
>>67394804
No Don OR Remmy.
The guy covering for Don may kill the guy who covers for Remmy.
>>67394794
saved
>>67394820
All >we can really sell are Beltran, Headley, and a shitty Pineda. Maybe McCann but he's getting older.
>>67394822
that's not sandoval
someone tell the nesn camera man to lift the camera up its too low
>>67394824
Im thinking its Arrieta and I dont mean any memes when I say this.
The way the MLB is going about it makes me think theres a BIG name player about to be busted.
I'd be fucking crushed if it was Ortiz dude, absolutely crushed, but hes 40, why bother at this point?
>>67394854
Oh, and Miller and Chapman too.
>>67394822
Is that game any good?
>>67394854
Sell as much they can and fire Girardi and Cashman. Unfortunately Hal and his cronies will still be in charge.
So whats the odds on papi retiring?
Im thinking 50-50
>>67394884
Yes
>>67394888
I thought Girardi was good, in comparison to john "Overmanaging" Farrel how bad is he?
This pitcher is like a poormans cc sabathia
>>67394912
I just want heads rolling. But he is a softy on the players and he trusts his veterans too much.
>>67394912
Girardi is good he's just shit when it comes to the bullpen and post game interviews
BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
2fast
Anyone expecting Dave to kill the LITERALLY WHO? in the booth with him? Can't they just throw Eck in the booth with Dave?
It won't be Don and Remmy but it won't be this AAA guy .
>>67394912
fire the hitting coach before girardi
>>67394970
This
>>67394967
We want Lou
Also whats millar doing i bet he would be good
>>67394970
Getting rid of Kevin Long really worked for them too when they blamed him for the shitty offense.
>>67394967
You can definitely tell in OB's voice that he's sick of Lyons overcommentary on stupid shit.
>>67394967
>but it won't be this AAA guy
Do you not know who Steve Lyons is?
He's done the playoffs for the MLB back since like 2000 (although I don't believe he's contracted with them for it anymore)
Not saying he's good, but he's not a AAA guy.
>>67394989
Millar's working on MLB network doing Intentional Talk and being Comfy.
Lou's too busy doing the midday show on WEEI, if he does any Sox game he might not be let back on as Ordway might completely take over.
anyone watching the game
>>67395036
>The big o never going away
I thought he was fired
Also side note i keked pretty hard when i saw he was a 5'5 manlet
What the hell was that bitch throw Xander?
A fucking 5 year old can throw it harder.
>Castro actually hustling
>>67394912
Girardi can over manage at times, but I think you can say that about 95% of baseball managers (with an exception being someone like Joe Torre). I still think Girardi's a good-to-great coach, though.
>>67394884
I tend to rotate around different sports games, so I haven't played in a few years, but they're always quality.
>Playing for the tie in the second inning
This offense is such garbage that it doesn't really matter
Porcello fucking please.
I would fucking knock out Steve Lyons
RICK PLEASE
So many empty seats
Just goes to show that yankee fans are truly fairweather frauds
>>67395199
Excellent picture.
>>67395201
It's also cold, raining, and Friday night.
But yeah, the team sucking is not helping attendance.
>>67395192
only pink hats hate lyons desu
>>67395221
Different anon here. Don't hate Lyons, but his commentary blows man, it always has.
>>67395221
weird cause every non-pink hat I know agrees he is garbage
he also shits up the show's commentary
E-TIP HAS BEEN SPOTTED
>>67395218
thank you my friend
>>67395253
who?
I
AM
SO
FUCKING SICK OF FUCKING WALKS
CAN SOMEONE ON THIS FUCKING TEAM JUST THROW FUCKING STRIKES
>>67395083
They brought him back when MFB got shit ratings, fired that idiot Bendz and brought back Big O so he's there with Lou and Christian.
And I thought everyone knew that the "Big" in Big O was referring to him being a fat fuck.
>>67395232
Wasn't he the guy who at the Astros stadium was always going on about the fucking train
When will the stupid baserunning errors end?
WHAT THE LEL
JBJ fucked up the throw badly, but Pedey spotted the 3B run quick.
Good on him.
>TIED 2-2
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>flounda
>>67395311
>Baserunning error
nah, that's just the power of JBABYJ and MANLET GOD
>everyone was so quick to call porcello an ace again after a few decent starts
>getting btfo by jew york
>>67395201
anime weebs pls fuckin go you are not real fans
>>67395343
I mean, giving up 2 runs to the cuckees this year is like giving up 12 runs to any other team.
>>67395311
Some of that has to be on the 3rd base coach, right? I don't know why we cycle through so many of these fucking guys and why it's so hard to find a guy that just avoids going full retard.
Good evening, 4chan pals! May I ask for a good link to see the game online?
>Red Sox pitching
Porcello's recent success is an illusion and you know it.
>>67395361
>>67395311
That wasn't bad baserunning.
That was just a really odd sequence of events that went in our (red sox) favor.
JBJ meant to throw home but fucked up the throw, thankfully pedey had presence of mind to get the ball and throw it to third.
>>67395365
>>67395365
lemonparty.org
>>67395351
>he doesn't know ellen
>>67395345
Whats it like to be already 7 games out by the beggining of the second month?
>>67395409
because I'm not a weeb pretending to like baseball because a drawing I'm in love with has a Red Sox jersey on
damn thought he had another one
How has Pineda looked so far? Also this is the best broadcast lineup on YES
>>67395402
Arrg! Please, I'm serious!
>>67395450
Worst on nesn two subs
>>67395397
Yeah, that was a great play from that midget bitch. I was just saying in general since the Yankees have made a lot of outs on the basepaths this season. It could just be the players going full retard, but it could also be because the third base coach is a tard.
>>67395461
meatspin.com
The Red Sox offense is a disgrace, they'll never score another run.
>>67395461
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform
>>67395450
agreed, paully is goat comfy
>>67395461
Tubgirl.com has streams but there is ads for this cam whore in a bathtub you have to watch first
Too much trolling here... :( I thought 4chan is a serious site.
>>67395551
>I thought 4chan is a serious site
>>67395551
Is large farther on the roids?
longtime yankee fan here, what period is darren jeter coming in?
>>67395584
'yes'
Porcello is getting fucking smacked around this game.
At least he hasn't given up a dinger yet, but I feel it coming soon.
>>67395576
Oh shit waddup
usually it takes at least to June for our whole team to die of injuries
>>67395597
4th quarter player
PORCELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are there any good bowlers on the yankees?
Mookie is looking for some competition
Ya.
So he's getting pulled early.
There's no way he'll pretty 6-7 innings tonight, he's a fucking mess on the mound today.
This is the 117 M Grapes I expected.
BRIAN MCANN JUST SMELLED HIS BAT
FUCKING WEIRDO
>>67395708
Why grapes?
>>67395743
>>67395514
Yeah, it seems like he is really excited for this series. The one in Boston didn't feel like the old school Boston/NY rivalry
>>67395726
What happened? :s I can't watch the game yet...
>>67395752
that looks like jon snow
>>67395769
Game of poop fans please go.
>>67395760
Neither does this one though tbqh with you Joe
Rough night for Vazquez
>>67395783
Hi drapper
>had to sit on the train for fucking 2 hours, MTA I swear to god
>finally arrive in station, cell service
>check score
>it's a can't hit with RISP episode.
this fucking offense
>>67395783
im not a fan it just looks like him you fucking cuckold
>>67395783
when was the last time there was even a really intense yankees/red sox game?
late 2013?
Wew Grapes
Now can we please score some runs.
>>67395818
i aint him tho
>>67395820
which line were you on m8?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67395848
A train lad, some fucking signal problem at Canal St.
Just how I want to start my weekend
just fly ball my shit up fampai
GET HITS
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>Lelsbury is dead
Jesus what a fucking limp rag
pineda more like PINEda lmao
>>67395905
fuck off Yankees are more """""due"""""
Based JBj
>>67395885
Man I had to fly back in from AZ to Newark today.
THIS
UMP
FUCKING
BLOWS
>>67396026
so does ur dad lmao
>Pineda
>ace
>glassquez is a confirmed bust
>trying to transform our GOAT catcher swihart into a left fielder
wtf are the sox doing
>>67396042
rude tbqh with you Joe
>>67396057
>swihart
>GOAT
>better than vasquez
this is bait
This Red Sox offense will NEVER score again, mark my words.
>>67396003
Fuck that dude. The aviation industry is what the MTA aspires to be.
>>67395885
Nigga I live here I know you meant subway, some guys threatened to kill himself at canal the other night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImPO5YWxk14
>PRANKSTER
>>67396150
he was threatening himself?
what were his demands
Please Porcello for the sake of our bullpen make it to the sixth
>>67396196
Attention, obviously
Lyons was a straight hooligan when he was a player, unacceptable I want this hoodlum removed from the booth.
>>67396150
Nice effort.
Is Didi Gregorius objectively and statistically the greatest Yankee Shortstop since Derek Jeter?
>>67396150
>>67396196
>>67396249
Better video: https://www.instagram.com/p/BFAFvUbEInP/?taken-by=streetmeatnyc
>>67396309
Poor man's Stephen Drew
>>67396337
Delete this
>>67396337
Hi drapper
>>67396249
these two teams will not score until, at least, the 15th inning.
This team will NEVER score a single run ever, EVER again.
>>67396337
triggered
>>67396376
Hey pal
neither team will score again ever until we're all dead
>>67396318
Jesus. That fucking crowd would have made me want to jump down and an hero with him.
Except for the one nigra who seemed to actually give a fuck.
>>67396454
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>women's lacrosse
ok good job 117 M Grapes, that was a good inning
NOW GET HITS
O
W
G
E
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H
I
T
S
kek what are you doing cuckees
oh oh
Holt's going bridge here
>>67396318
Me on the left
Pineda looks like the biggest nigger
>>67396666
hol up
>>67396683
DINDU NUFFIN
>>67396666
>>67396461
>Except for the one nigra who seemed to actually give a fuck.
He was recording the shit to get likes on instagram and good guy points
Time for a grand slam
>PLAYING IT ON A BOUNCE
LITERALLY LEL
Fucking hell
>>67396745
hi draper
I can't stop laughing
What the fuck Hicks
>Aaron Dicks
>Pineda gesticulating like a nigger
Fuck the Yankees
>stankees
>yanquis
please JBJ
>>67396745
Yaayy drapper
Dubs get
>>67396760
Hey pal
>>67396745
>(you)
>GIDP
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL
JBJ is usually clutch as fuck.
NEVER SCORE AGAIN
Big fucking Mike
literally DFA this coon when
>red cux
that could not have been hit at a better spot
