The two best teams (record wise) in the majors
Game 2 of a four-game set, nice and early on a Friday afternoon.
Cubes won the opener 5 - 2.
John Lackey (3-1, 4.32 ERA, 3.32 FIP, 7.8 K/9)
vs.
Max Scherzer (3-1, 3.55 ERA, 3.76 FIP, 9.2 K/9)
Lineups in the next post
>>67389621
fuck it post here
trashinals
1. Ben Revere (L) CF
2. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Ryan Zimmerman (R) 1B
5. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
6. Jayson Werth (R) LF
7. Wilson Ramos (R) C
8. Danny Espinosa (S) SS
9. Max Scherzer (R) P
cubes
1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
2. Jason Heyward (L) RF
3. Kris Bryant (R) LF
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
6. Tommy La Stella (L) 3B
7. Javier Baez (R) SS
8. David Ross (R) C
9. John Lackey (R) P
Hay
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gonna be an interesting one
gonna be a high scoring game
Goddammit Lackey
HR in the first
I wonder if swede fan got enough sleep for this one
>>67389685
Gonna be a bunch of dingers today
The food depository needs that 100 dollars!
>>67389791
all those starving niglets must have been so rattled yesterday when dex get ejected
Sup Pham
cubs are on fire
>21-6
> +96 differential
Hammel is pitching like Arrieta
Rizzo
Fowler/Zobrist/Lackey signings looking fantastic
Lester starting to look more comfortable
Heyward still hasnt warmed up
Ross having a great retirement season
Still sucks about Schwarb
go cubes
>>67389880
I like the 1903 C
>Rizzo's walkup music
Is it just me or does Len Kasper sound a bit like Kermit the frog? Seriously though, do you hear it?
Lackey being a faggot AGAIN
>>67390067
cannot unhear now
>>67390125
So you really hear it too? It's been driving me crazy. I just want him to say, "kermit the frog here," one time and I think I can move on from it.
>>67390182
he sounds like if kermit was trying to be more serious for a speech or something and now i cant stop laughing imagining kermit calling a game
based scherzer
Jesus Christ Lackey fuck off
>john "edwin jackson" lackey
Sonny Gray when
>tfw dusty baker, nats and bryce harper meme are the only thing that can cuk the cuks this season
>>67390216
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. Even the weird pauses in the middle of a sentence that Len does, their just like Kermits. Tell your friends.
Why is Lackey so bad?
I dont give a shit about his dog
It doesnt feel like zo is batting .261 hes been on a tear
BASED LA STELLA!
STELLAR DINGER
TOMMY
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HEY HEY!!
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For as good as baez is, his swong is sloppy af
GOD BLESS YOU LA STELLA
was that la stella's 4th career homerun?
>nice timing
>>67390391
Zero discipline
but when he connects...dude has power
>rebecca told taco bell she'd fold 1,000 paper swans
WTF THEY ARE CRANES
CRANES
Scherzer is already over 40. Hopefully he wont stay on the bump too long.
Hopefully lackey doesnt either though lol
>>67390469
I saw that too, fuck her.
>>67390519
40 Pitches* thought it was implied
Thank you based birdman
knead moar ivy to pad those wall crashes
Will heyward ever get a hit again? Stay tuned
HEY HEY!!
>>67390718
>Premature hey hey
>not able to see ball because of shitty stream
wtf the fuck is going on lads
Foul
>>67390757
I'm watching on a huge HD TV and I couldn't see the ball either
NOBODY BEATS THE RIZZ
not even replay
>>67390766
Nuh uh
DINGERS
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ZORILLA!!
back2back
B A C K 2 B A C K
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Based fucking zobrist
ZZZZZZZZZZ
THE RUN MACHINE HAS NO BRAKES
is scherzer just hanging all his shit out or what
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THERE IT IS
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Literally going to win the World Series
Ball definitely was a foul
>still staying HR
>mfw
Literally cucked by first base
>>67390863
if the playoffs started next week
a lot of games to come before the postseason
>2000 k's
It's no 3000, but its pretty good
>>67390886
Went behind the flags
Why do people think it's acceptable to bring infants to the ball park?
BASED GRANDPA ROSS
Ross playing like a kid
check those dubs
Rekt
>taking a lead against David Ross
Is WaSHITon on suicide watch?
Those sandwiches look damn good
>>67391201
>tfw you saw Sammy hit 60 and 61 as a 6 month old in 1998
turning singles into doubles
>>67391267
I'm on suicide watch because we don't have those sandwiches
will scherzer ever be good again
D I N G E R
BASED ZO
Can anyone stop this guy?
>tfw no Italian beef sandwich with red gravy and provolone
HEY HEY!!
CUBS RUN DIFFERENTIAL EXPANDING
100+ AFTER TODAY
NATIONALS GETTING BTFO
SCHERZER CAREER HIGH HR ALLOWED
CUBS 120 WIN SEASON COMING
RELEASE THE ZOBEAST
BASED ZOBRIST
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Choo Choo motherfuckers run train keeps chugging along
D I N G E R
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SCHERZER ON SUICIDE WATCH
Rip
I'm going out drinking fug dis
Cubs offense is too based
La Stella making the case for even more playing time.
Scherzer is shit
BRYCE HARPER IS A FAGGOT
CAN'T PICK UP A BALL
BTFO
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STANDING TRIPLE
HAHAHAH
>Zobrist these past few days
my face when I didn't start Ben Zobrist on my fantasy team...thanks Obama
LaStella sniffing the cycle
HR, check
Triple, check
>>67391442
yep time to black out by 5 pm
>the district of shooting sprees
>>67391455
CHECKED
based ZO dingerman
>>67391460
I know someone who dropped him earlier this week
Lol to all the shit talkers saying we only beat sub .500 teams (even though we already won series on st. Louis and swept the pirates.)
>>67391470
shitcongo talking about shooting sprees baka
>>67391482
cubes are still a meme team
>>67391431
its our year lads
>>67391495
name one team in all of sports thats not a meme team you can't
>>67391500
holyshit!!! checked
>>67391500
why in the fuck do you faggots insist on cursing my cubbie...whats that kenny rogers song called
>>67391500
This.
>>67391500
Dubs confirm it's cubs' year
>>67391514
>le all teams are meme teams rebutal
You salty af m8
Cubs are mlbs meme team
>>67391514
Brewers?
>>67391538
Drunks
>>67391538
racing dead presidents around the field, sliding down a slide on a hr, and then that piss water beer
Fuck Murphy fucking faggot
>>67391531
shut up faggot. gets are culture on this board. its just good fun.
>>67391556
You mean weiners
Murphy is unreal
will murphy ever stop cucking the cubs
>>67391578
too bad he's a faggot
>>67391597
>>67391597
yes, when he fucks his team over in a WS
>>67391572
world series are not won in May...
>>67391597
he's 1 for 7 this series
hasn't exactly been a repeat of his NLCS performance
>>67391536
no that's the mets, that think memes about "hurr thor" and other bullshit matter. mets are a meme team. a bunch of faggot short team pitchers who will shit the bed soon enough - after all, penis blood clots for one - really?
>>67391619
goodness gracious you are a massive butt hurt faggot. Get off 4chan if gets trigger you.
>>67391617
that entire mest team fucked themselves over murphy shouldnt be the scapegoat
>familia hanging a slider dead center of the plate
>duda making a 50 cent tier throw to home
>harveys 9th inning collapse
>>67391638
no you
>>67391556
>>67391556
No dead presidents is the Nationals
The Brewers race a bunch of sentient hot dogs.
I used to work at Miller Park in college it was apparently a big thing there.
Wow Harper is defensively shit
le fuckman with the bunt
>>67391647
the sausage race is good fun
>remember when Randall Simon hit one with a bat?
>>67391649
At least he stopped running into walls
>>67391673
Kek, now I do
UP GOES THE RUN DIFFERENTIAL
>>67391673
fucking white people sent Simons to the minor and he die...
>salad tossing
>>67391673
Oh yeah it was pretty fun to watch whenever I wasn't on the grill making a million brawts.
Miller is a pretty based park to work at, even if the Brewers do suck, everyone has a ton of fun.
stream shitting the bed
>>67391715
is it gay if a man toss my salad...no balls are touching just his tongue
>>67391764
its only not gay if youre in jail and you are trying to establish your alpha status
another quality start for Lackey
4/6
>>67391785
it's not gay at all you nigger, balls aren't touching - it's only gay if balls touch
with due respect for Ernie
>dead people on the videoboards singing the stretch
Damn Cubbies are on point today, makes me so happy
>>67391842
i prefer it to shitty celebrities - cubs history matters more
>>67391842
>not having your team and city's legends singing the stretch
Fucking plebian
I've always liked the Brewers. To be honest, the only team I truly hate are the Cardinals.
lel the cubs aren't shit
AL teams would destroy them
That 11 game hit streak is in jeopardy
>>67391886
>shit the post
cubs havnt lost to an AL team yet.
>>67391886
>AL teams would destroy them
>>67391886
Lol i love the shit posting. Thats when you know you're really good
>Walgreen's losing to the two worst starters in the rotation
>haven't faced arrieta, Lester or hammel yet
The Cubs are the truth, and Chris Bosio is a genius. he made arrieta into the ace of aces, polished up Lester, and turned hammel into a top tier ace.
Good to see heyward swinging the bat and connecting
Good job bullpen, now it's a game again
>bullpen
this is traaash sway
>that hamslap trying to throw back ramos' hr
TOPPEST OF KEKS
welp
>Cusb
get him out! fucking shite
fuck
is neil ramirez good again I cant tell yet?
because this shit isnt good
God dammit RIP run differential
>>67392121
still +2 today :^)
I'm not watching the game right now. Who's to blame on those 2 runs?
I hope Murphy gets cancer and dies
>>67392165
grimm
>>67392165
grimm
>>67392165
clayton and then grimm
I tell you what, boys. Er, um, you see, now you brought me in, I’m, I'm, I’m wellin' up, right. What you gotta realise is, we’re, we’re seven games clear. I’ve been a season ticket holder for near enough twenty years. I moved to New York. And I’ve seen Kerry, I’ve seen Sosa, and I’ve seen Soriano, right? This is the first time, the first time I’ve ever seen anything like what I’ve seen this season. This season is… just… unbelievable, man. And I mean that, Robbie. Listen. With all due respect, Robbie… *sound of item dropping* loved you to bits. Loved you to bits. But I tell you something. Bryant, Rizzy, and all the boys, are, are, are, are, are putting it… on the next level. And it shows in the standings; we’re now, we’re now seven, we’re now — hold on a minute — we’re now seven games clear. Seven games clear. I went to Dodger Stadium. I went to PNC. I, I’ve… brought my son up… When he was, he was in school… god. Yankees. Yankees. Cardinals. Red Sox. Yankees. Cardinals. Red Sox. And I stuck, I stuck by my guns, said, "Listen sunshine. Wear the cub, wear the blue, w-wear the cub, wear the blue… and… we will come through." And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around and said to me and looked me in the eye today — LOOKED me in the eye — and turned around and said to me, "Dad? DAD?" …Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He’s seen… players, he’s seen… class players like Jakey, like… ahhh. And, honest to God. Now, tell me, you cannot, you cannot, you CANNOT… tell me, we have not got a chance at winning the world series, Robbie. And listen, this… And this is, this is, this, I was, I grew up with you, Robbie. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe, we cannot win the world series. Please…
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What a shit call on that third strike
Ok Rondon please be competent
Now Mr Rondon's wild ride.
>this umpire
[W]
>>67392252
>>67392207
rondon has been lights out
CUBS WIN
DOUBLE-U
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WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP US??
2016, YEAR OF THE CUBS. AND MAYBE THE BEARS TOO.
Now it's time for the White Sox to win too tonight so we can have a crosstown World Series!
GO CHICAGO!
>>67392355
why would you ever want this???
Walgreens cant even beat the bottom feeders of the rotation. Is there a bigger fraud in all of sports???
Cautious optimism.
