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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overroid vs Russian Dog)
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 5
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum-Face vs Other Russian)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Mr. Wonderful vs Rampage-Lite
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Paul Harris vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Our Boy vs Cuckkhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (GSP-Lite vs Wonderboy)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Scared of McGregor vs Aoki's Bitch)
7/8: TUF Season 23 Finale (Polish Waifu vs qt3.14hue)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs BBC 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
can i sleep on your couch?
EIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67388059
real fight fan
>>67388059
>mfw I just download this shit then delete it after watching
>>67388114
unironically my room, I spent so much money on this shit back before I had to pay rent
first for live fights and heemspeak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA5UR1U6X7w
heemspeak commentary and bants here
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>67388083
He paid the price
>>67388059
>he bought into the Guild Wars 2 meme
>>67388160
hhhhhehehe
that was kind of a premature stop though
filename
Great drills with @thiagoalvesatt this morning!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFEmcaCoPgu/?taken-by=dustinpoirier
Virtually Identical
>>67388059
>that gap in between 107 and 114
Dude is missing the revenge of Shogun on Machida.
>>67388160
Is it me or do some cages look like a phone booth when others look like a factory floor?
I know there is obvious differences in sizes per promotion probably but fucking hell look at the size of that cage
>>67388235
My friend's borrowing a bunch of them DVD's at the moment so that's why they're missing. Only took the pic today
>>67388261
Oh I didn't know that was OC. I thought it got lifted from leddit or something. Did you friend at least watch Machida/Shogun 1 so he can appreciate how satisfying it was when Machida's head clattered off the canvas?
>>67388280
One of the all-time most satisfying moments.
How do you say GOODNIGHT IRENE, OPEN THE FREEZER, HE'S OUT COLD in Polish?
>>67388317
I could heem prime Machida. I'm one of the best bjj artists in straya and have a background in greco-roman wrestling. Not to mention my striking is unmatched in my state.
>>67388324
HE TOOK MORE HAMMERS THAN A COFFIN NAIL
What is up you meme loving fucks?
>>67388317
Just realized that was 6 years ago this weekend. I was camping with friends at Pismo Beach for my birthday and my sister sent me the replay via text. I passed the phone around the campfire. One of my most vivid fight fan memories. I even remember asking my sister if it was a late stoppage and who the ref was, and her telling me it was yves lavigne.
Anyone got a webm or gif of the finish?
>>67388363
Dude I was just thinking about you. I was reading a post on /r/losangeles from a serb looking for housing, and I remembered you telling me it's hard to get a a work visa as a serb on account of your country's history with NATO.
>>67388370
got you lad
>>67388280
Yeah he watched that, I just gave him a bunch of good DVD's that I recommended, like that's why 100 and 101 is missing. He's got a shit internet connection though so no Pride.
I stopped collecting after 145 though because there were so many specials and stuff that don't get released on DVD like Fox cards and Fight Nights so I was missing out on heaps of cards like Can/JDS 1.
Also I've got the Striking Truth documentary, has anyone else seen that? It follows GSP and David Loausiea or however his name is just as GSP starts climbing and wins the title and just as Lousiea loses, gets cut, and gets like real sad fighting in lower promotions as GSP is headlining cards. I can rip it and upload if anyone wants.
>>67388370
If someone doesn't have one I can rip and make too but it'll take 10min
>>67388423
Fuckin saved. Thanks dude.
>>67388360
That's pretty great. Gonna steal that.
>>67388454
All credit to Michael Schiavello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORVAdMjGUwc
The GOAT fight announcer
>>67387873
What was even the goal here? jej
>>67388402
Hey bruv, yeah. That guy is probably up a shits creek with no paddle while trying to make in the US while probably having to check in with customs/immigration on a weekly basis.
Hope that stupid fuck found a corner of LA to exist in.
>>67388429
that sounds depressing.
>>67388521
He said he already has a job lined up through some international organization. Idk.
>>67388603
what is wrong with you
>>67388603
I want
the c u c k s
to l e a v e
>>67388603
I'll bet this kind of shit doesn't happen in /trb/ or /bundes/ or /nfl/ or other more respected threads. We need to make /heem/ great again.
>>67388664
>>67388673
>>67388692
it's kinda funny
>>67388692
>again
>>67388692
We'll start by calling it /mma/ instead of /heem/.
>>67388735
It really isn't
It's a shitty forced meme
>>67388794
But that would leave out kickboxing and grappling and turkish oil wrestling...
>>67388533
yeah it's pretty sad, didn't expect it to be as bad. I thik he had like anxiety problems too and shit during the UFC or something, I heard Rogan talking about it
>>67388794
/mma/ implies martial arts, and lots of what is seen in the cage barely qualifies as such
where's the webm of those 2 goofs in 50/50 backfisting each other?
>>67388812
what's funny about it is that cucks like you get self conscious and triggered
>>67388848
This is also a great example
Ngannou posting is the new sheik posting. Just ignore them.
>>67388848
why not /martialarts/
>>67388894
We /Ngannou/ now lad, just accept it
>>67388867
Holy shit, fatfuck John Morgan had that ugly shirt back then?? He's been wearing the same fucking shirt all these years??
I legit want that fatfuck to die so I never have to see his eyesore of a shirt when I'm trying to enjoy fights.
>>67388867
My personal favourite. Igor Araujo vs Danny "The Cheesecake Assassin" Mitchell
>>67388867
lol what if the ref just ended the fight there
>>67388894
we /ngannou/ now lad
>>67388924
>>67388848
just what I needed, strayabro
>>67388924
i like this version+filename combo, thanks whoever made it
>>67388858
>don't want psuedo-pron fetish memes on a blueboard about sports
>"you're just triggered!"
it's like you're proud of your autism
>>67388858
what's funny about it is that 95% of the american posters are black and the other 5% is only just recently beginning to realize it lol
*** NEW MARC RATNER ***
>>67388960
I don't care about Lawler vs. MacDonald, THIS is the defining moment in UFC history
>>67388974
>posting blood and gore tier brain damage is ok
>tasteful pr0n isn't
conservatards everyone
>>67388974
>don't want psuedo-pron fetish memes on a blueboard about sports
cry about it some more fag
>"you're just triggered!"
you are though
>>67388603
kek
>>67388603
somebody made this. they sat in their chair alone and took a portion of their time - regardless of the amount - and made this. And then they used it to meme on 4chan.
http://phoneboothfighting.com/029-arlovski-vs-overeem-nfl-foreign-meat-consumption-warning-pro-dom-goddess-vienna
Former UFC heavyweight champion Frank Mir and broadcaster/comedian Richard Hunter talk to the biggest names in mixed martial arts, discussing the latest news in the sport of MMA.
The guys preview the Arlovski vs. Overeem fight, as Frank looks at how two of his former opponents match up against each other. The NFL is formally warning its' players to be wary of consuming meat in certain foreign countries, & Frank talks about how that factors into his already existing concerns about what meat he might have been exposed to in Australia. Richard calls up a professional dominatrix friend of his to explain to Frank a part of the sexual universe that he never knew existed. Donald Trump accuses Ted Cruz's father of associating with Lee Harvey Oswald, & North Carolina's "bathroom bill" is debated and discussed.
>>67389001
conservatives are fine with freedom of speech , it's liberals that are all "muh feelings! think of muh children!"
>>67389015
>the state of you
>>67388994
That dude always rocking that scarf.
>>67388994
where is rotterdam
negative attention is still attention
remember this fucktards
>>67389001
Why are you upset about blood and brain damage on a thread focused on a sport that promotes it?
There's whole threads on /gif/ daily dedicated to your fetishes, go there.
>>67389049
you're the one bitching about an image
>muh blueboard safe space
>don't use memes i don't like
>implying im liberal
>hes a cuck to the right or left and can't make his own decisions based on different circumstances
cry some more faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
Anyone watching hoping for sweet heems?
>>67389110
grow up
>FN card starts as soon as my shift on Sunday
Gonna have to hunt for a stream to play at work.
>>67389110
you are 100% liberal
>>67389110
I wasn't the one crying about the image though.
>>67389154
12:30 am Monday here. good luck
ACB 35 main event complete
>>67389110
You're the kind of fag who would trip somebody in school, get detention for it, and complain that it was all just a joke and nobody can take it.
>>67389213
If only I could chill in the land of the red dot for an afternoon...
There are rumors McGregors team is trying to settle a contract for a fight with Maywether.
https://twitter.com/john_kavanagh?lang=en
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/boxing/7131165/Floyd-Mayweather-and-Conor-McGregor-on-the-verge-of-agreeing-billion-dollar-mega-fight.html
>>67389228
For me, the best part of GnP is watching their limbs slowly go limp. It's like watching a health bar drop.
>>67389134
God I love how dumb this stuff is
AUSTRALIA VS CZECHIA LETS GOOO
>>67389291
I literal meme fight. And I'd still probably pay for it.
If he loses to N8 and Mayweather consecutively after all this UFC drama, is he official kill?
>>67389154
4am Monday morning for me
>>67389291
you are fucking retarded if you believe that shit for one second.
>>67389291
>The Sun
I can't greentext hard enough
This rumour is completely unfounded and there is no reliable evidence presented at all, and no sources cited
Please don't take the b8
>>67389337
gonna stay awake or sleep first?
>>67389328
Shame about this fight lad that one guy was holding on well too
>>67389134
wow we just got fucked up what kind of sperg ass team did we send to medievil fighting tournament
>>67389373
Probably sleep first, I only have class at 1pm-3pm after that so I can go to sleep early.
>>67389383
Aussie battlers gave it a good go, just like we did back in the medieval days.
>>67389384
>>67389403
Next year is your year la
>>67389337
>>67389213
question for you foreignbros:
Are UFC events carried by your local sports networks or do you have to order things like Fox/FS1 through your cable providers? Is this expensive?
>>67389332
This fight would generate the kind of money UFC didnt produce since UFC 1.
Ukraine are MUUUUUNNSTEEEERS
>>67389417
I pay 3$ for cable, they give me about 70 channels with sony espn, sony espn only shows the main cards, no extra payment.
>>67389402
I'm gonna stay wake, I have class at 2:30 pm
>>67389417
we got foxtel, it has fox
it's expensive and is like cable tv
60-100 per month
>>67389422
You're probably right. And that would only add to Conor's ego, regardless of win/loss scenario
was the girl fight last night in one fc good?
post webms
>>67389450
>3$ for cable
what the fuck.
>>67389441
Evenly matched are the Danes and Belarusers
>>67389417
I think on cable which is like $40 a month they show the FOX cards and stuff and the prelims and all that shit, but I just watch illegal streams.
>>67389472
bretty good, desu. check the last thread.
>>67389479
yeah, I'm sooooo lucky.
any fights going?
>>67389520
Only illegal underground knight fights
>>67389542
>lookingforafight
>>67389542
absolutely filthy tactics
how is this man's back staying together
>>67389576
and a vicious shield bash
gadelha is being visited by USADA today. she's gonna pop
>>67389542
Oddly enough I read that this is more or less how those medieval "swordfights" went down. You barely see/move in that heavy armor so after a good two swings it just devolves into grappling and smothering. Thank heavens for guns.
>>67389594
>that guy clinching up and trying to pull guard
>>67389542
>that lad who overhooks his opponent's arm so his buddy can keep wailing on him
RED KNIGHT IS A MOTHERFUCKEEERRR
>>67389594
>"he's gassed mike! look at him absorbing those shots on the cage"
How do I get Miesha Tate to marry me and strangle me to sleep every night?
>>67389594
Fuck, that leaping low kick/straight right combo. These red knights are savages.
>>67389489
>tfw no heem so far
>>67389542
>>67389594
What the fuck is this and is there more?
>>67389542
>>67389594
based WebM lad
>>67389542
>>67389594
Today Australia did not destroy this site.
He made /heem/ great again
>>67389605
There's some good material on plate armour dueling out there, haven't really dived into it. From what I can see, knight vs knight was mostly polearms, wrestling, and and eventually stabbing a gap in the armour. Sounds gnarly. Not sure how heavy armour really was, I imagine you'd still need a pretty good range of motion so you don't just... tip over.
>>67389684
BULL/10
>>67389713
ITS LIVE
>>67389134
Running through the weekend, countries fighting each other in medieval armour just for the bants. France kicked Germany's shit in earlier
>>67389291
>I'm retired from PR bullshite only want to train to be the best now
>LOL JK Imma fight the heavyweight champion ye shite in a bucket ye
>>67389684
>american /ngannou/ poster
what would your mother say
>>67389594
>that front kick to thigh + shield to neck combo
>>67389134
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
this is easily the spiciest thing on this weekend
>>67389684
is that winrar?
BASED DANISH WITH THAT BALANCE
>that clutch trip
>that questionable stoppage
its just like UFC
frenchman charging in with his war axe, based
>>67389811
No Womyn forced in too, how can Dana even compete?
>>67389796
THAT WAS BUTIFEL CHAMP
I swaer these French are madmen
These brawls are fucking based.
these french are KILLERS
>>67389684
dat torpedo ipa doe
>that autistic frog barbarian
adorable, France
this is hilarious
this would get a shit load of views if it had decent exposure, fantastic meme opportunities
>>67389851
Thanks for the WebMs based Aus
THE SUN SETS
ON THIS FIELD OF BLOOD
>>67389933
imagine a high budget version of this shit, would be a hit
Agincourt 2 when?
Swiss getting scared as fuck
I'm not watching that shit.
seems like the weapons are just a burden if you have to score takedowns. just start training judo
>>67389945
>>67388492
>He's X-ing more Y than a Z.
Does he come up with that shit on the fly or is that scripted?
>>67390007
BASED
A
S
E
DESAB
who we got, mexico or germany?
Rest in Piece, Slovenia
>>67389933
There's threads up on /sp/ and /int/ about it but it doesn't match watching with /heem/
>>67386974
>>>/int/58954129
>>67389961
what teams? I think I missed this one.
>>67390042
that based walk up from the centreman into a viscous shove
>>67390053
France stomping Slovenia. Joe Silva really fucked up the matchmaking on that one
>THAT FUCKING SPEAR FROM THE SPIC
LANKLETS BTFO
BASED MANLET BASED MANLET BASED MANLET HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
THE COMEBACK KID
This is more exciting that most fight cards, unironically. I fucking love this
>>67390094
It's bloody fantastic, I'm losing my shit every fight
>>67389542
>>67389594
dark souls.webm
https://twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/728655637224153088
>>67390094
I can't get into it.
>>67388848
>where's the webm of those 2 goofs in 50/50 backfisting each other?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v7U_hjknhQ
>>67390042
>>67389961
i said goddamn
>>67389001
>tasteful pr0n isn't
>tasteful
>pr0n
Anon...
>>67390104
The mexican tripping out the German for the clutch was the stuff of legend
so much heart from the aussies, but such a bad game plan
I swear that manlet BTFOing the big brooding German is going to be one of the highlights of this weekend. UFC can't compete
>>67390139
It's the Ned Kelly spirit
big heem to the dome
>>67390134
seriously it was
>>67390148
there is a ufc this weekend?
they should get one of these fights on ufc200
Are shitlibs REALLY trying to pretend that trannies aren't mentally ill freaks?
>>67390166
replace the whole event with a stream of battle of the nations: ufc edition
>that throw
holy shit
which ufc fighter would be the best knight?
>>67390181
I'd watch the shit out of that
Imagine heavyweights just slugging it out in armour
>Battle mace Cain Valesquez is a MUUUNNSTEEEER
>>67390220
germany just have size, they should 5 man charge a guy at the start and make it instantly 5v4 or something
>>67390225
Why even attempt an armbar on a woman who isn't on the juice? They're just too flexible.
>>67390225
just give me 10 man sprawls with the top 10 of each division. heavyweight/flyweight would be top tier
>>67390220
Slovenes can't catch a break here
>>67390225
Bigfoot Silva
With his chin covered by a big helmet he'd be unstoppable
MOIDA
STRAYA CUNTS
>>67390295
>that Slovene on the right
HEEM SLEEPY
>that one Aus taking down two guys
Shame it was in vain
>that sweep
great technique
Good heart Aus
Straya not going down alone
>Ukraine vs France
SPICY CLANGER INCOMING LADS
there's one or two good fighters on the aus team and the rest are fucken cans. sub me in
>>67390371
What a legend
>>67390337
holy shit.
>>67390405
OH FUCK
WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS
FRANCE STRONK
this is amazing I swear
>>67388141
hahaha fucking manchild
lmaoing @ your life
>>67390432
https://youtu.be/PqE-FXzx3Lo
LINK PLS GOISE
>>67390405
Every match involving Denmark, France, Australia or Slovenia has been spicy af
What a fight.
fotn bonuses coming their way
fuck, what would Slovenia vs Ukraine be like?
>>67390443
thx lad
>>67390467
>tfw dicksucking memes won't come around as strong as they were pre 197
THIS LATE STOPPAGE, RIP BELARUS
>this wall n' stall
>>67390473
STAND AND CLANG
>>67390533
Don't stop making these. I'm finding it hard not to save each one holy shit there's some gold in here I don't even see in the first watch
>>67390533
LET ME CLANG BRO
>That axe to the back
>>67390548
yeah these have fantastic replay value. great pacing of event also. Stream quality is great, commentators are decent. UFC can't compete with this total package of entertainment
>>67389961
>>67390007
>>67389851
>>67389605
This is such bullshit, what is the point of bashing fully armoured dudes with swords? This weapon is designed to kill unarmoured infantry, not the dudes in full plate armour, and it's illegal to stab with swords as well, they serve no purpose. To make it real they should allow maces and hammers, but it will never happen, so it's mostly wrestling match in fancy medieval armour, not actual historical battle simulation.
>>67388324
Dobranoc Irena, otwieraj zamrażarkę, on jest poza na zimno
hahahah he just smashed that dude in the back
>>67390572
And it's free.
even Janitor can watch
>>67390590
>>67390590
He was out to kill
Took him out wiht one strike
belarus abusing list-holding techniques. when will these be outlawed?
>>67390620
murder.
too many hugs
MEXICO VS SLOVENIA HERE WE GO
>>67390620
absolutely savage
Where is the France - Ukraine I was promised ?
BASED MEXICAN MANLET IS BACK
Mexicans are experts in medieval siege warfare
>>67390620
DELET THIS
SPICY AF
these mexicans are fantastic
diaz bro's in battle of the nations when? imagine the taunts
>>67390678
They know how to beat walls without traditional siege machinery
kickboxing here and a combate card in like 4 bongs
http://look-tvs.com/combate.html
>>67390673
You missed it, it was a great fight
This shit deserves it's own thread. I feel likesomething is something all of /sp/ would enjoy
>>67390702
dammit
Mexico is winning me over
>>67390691
dropping their weapons to go for a slap
>>67390717
slap hard countered by full helmet armor, they would need to be creative
>>67390704
>>67390043
It's just not so popular for some reason, /heem/ enjoys it because it's combat and fun af
>>67390712
The best team
>that Dane in the middle who was just going fucking berserk and swinging with both shield and weapon
Frankie Edgar heart right there
Based Heelwani, putting the McGoober fags in their place before that rumor can get out of hand
What a great day of fights. That was fun af. Dana cannot compete with this.
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