http://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12123/10269961/cricket-booming-in-germany-thanks-to-asylum-seekers
Will Hamburger win the bundes?
Bremen~
England vs Germany test matches when?
good morning
gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
>>67377319
i reckon germany could have a team able to compete on test level by about 2030. of course by then test cricket will be dead
cant wait for the cricket bundesliga. Will bayern be as dominant as in football?
>>67381248
Morning
>>67381668
Morning
>tfw Leckie is a meme
>tfw Kruse is permacrock
>tfw Langerak is completely irrelevant
>>67381695
Just steal players from every other country like England. In the current England team there is:
>1 South African
>1 New Zealander
>1 Rhodesian
>2 Pakis
>2 Yorkshiremen
>1 Irishman
>1 Barbadian
So 2 actual Englishmen in the team and one is unironically from a place called Cuckfield and the other is a pig farmer called Cuck.
>>67382369
>>1 Rhodesian
He was LITERALLY born after Zimzam was founded
>>67382369
is cook the most handsome cricketer?
Why is Berlin so weak in terms of football teams? It is probably the "important" city of urop with the worst level.
>>67382388
He definitely has the best legs
>>67382388
Wood is pretty handsome, as was pre-balding Wahab
Root and Broad are good looking too
>>67382396
>Why is Berlin so weak in terms of football teams
pic related
>>67382422
root is more qt than handsome desu
>>67382388
>>67382422
>forgetting the best opening batsman in world cricket
>>67377150
This the new /cric/?
Noice
magst du /bundes/?
NOPE
magst du /cric/?
JEAP
>>67382435
why are >we so handsome?
the Prince of Persia is up there as well
>objectively the best Indian seam bowler in the world
>plays for Australia
>tallest, best looking Indian in the world
>is Australian
kek
KEK
>>67382466
>white """men"""
>>67382467
>greatest ever modern pakistani batsman
>plays for Australia
>considers himself more australian than paki
>>67382466
>>67382478
>this man currently holds the second most important position in Australia
JUST
>>67382504
>the previous generation grew up idolising Steve Waughner II (grit and determination) and Ricky Ponting (flair and ruthlessness).
>the current generation will grow up "idolising" pure and personified autism
>>67382396
They are going to play EL next season
What do you lads think of the county season so far
I reckon Somerset and Hampshire are fucked, both the promoted teams are looking pretty good
Time to go shopping
Looks like Ben Arfa is going to Barca
>no foootball today
why live
how can Tah be 1m94 and weight 98kg at 19? holy fuck
Hey /bundes/ now that you're just as irrelevant as >us in terms of /sp/ generals, should we make /bundes/+/cric/ a permanent merge, like the /balt/+/ausnz/ merge on /int/?
Sincerely, /cric/.
PS please watch our sport
>>67383390
BIG
hello i guess
>>67383419
fuck off, Daniel
>>67383293
literally shut the fuck up daniel
>>67383419
t. daniel
>>67383454
>>67383474
>>67383534
>LE U ARE LE DANEL E XDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXD
>>67383617
you literally are, I know EVERYTHING about your posting """style"""
reminder I was the one who bullied you the fuck off this board and I WILL do it again
Good morning.
>>67383678
fuck off you goddamn CUNT
>>67383694
How are you today?
>>67383678
execute all mackayians
>>67383711
good
>>67383711
talk to the wench next to you
>>67383753
Good to hear.
>>67383764
I did. She was nice.
>>67383711
>jetstar
KEK
you povo lad?
>>67383345
...when he SHOULD be going to __________
>>67383385
To attend birthday gatherings that include barbecueing and drinking alcohol while listening to music
>>67383711
>jetstar
poor people out
>>67383385
cricket
>>67383678
Morning
Bad evening.
>>67383802
hello
James Blake and Skepta new albums are rubbish wew
>>67383788
he should stay at nice or go to a pretty good team where he can start every game and be the main guy. He's shit if he does not get his ego inflated by receiving all the attention
>>67383788
Milan
>>67383818
Lol
>>67383843
Hey
Time to wrap up the gifts
>>67383877
whats good
>>67384056
It's all
okay
>Bundestrainer Joachim Löw muss für die im Juni beginnende Europameisterschaft in Frankreich auf BVB-Mittelfeldspieler Ilkay Gündogan verzichten. Wie Borussia Dortmund am Freitag via Twitter mitteilte, renkte sich der 25-Jährige im Training die Kniescheibe aus und wird neben den letzten zwei Spieltagen auch das DFB-Pokalfinale sowie die EM-Endrunde verpassen.
His body isn't made for competitive sports. :(
Do you _KNOW_ how to wrap a gift? I feel like my very first selfmade haircut would end up looking exactly like the gifts I wrap
>>67384304
>>67384741
have you looked for some videos on youtube?
>>67384515
so is it a done deal by mow?
>>67384739
ugh
>>67384786
*now
>>67384739
this guy has to be seriously depressed by now
>>67384786
let's hope so
>>67384776
maybe this will help you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MleVjHU-wI8
just inseminated a german exchange student lads
>>67384786
he is going to Dortmund and only Dortmund. But they did not agree on the price yet
>>67384807
do you think him and Reus have some double suicide tready if they both miss a major tournament again?
>>67384813
Thanks, I learned something
Are >we being autosaged?
>>67384852
i'm not sure about reus but with gündogans injury problems (credits go to his back) he will be dead after the next missed world cup
I just found out that the memeverlagerung article on Dembele is also available in english.
http://spielverlagerung.com/2016/04/23/ousmane-dembele-the-new-cristiano/
>>67384836
post pics of her, you twat
>>67384862
/bundes/ threads that aren't autosaged doesn't feel like the real deal.
holy shit. tobias eschers joke about thurn und taxis in the last bohndesliga episode.
>>67384739
thank god
only Reus left now
>>67384836
>german girls
KEK
your semen on suicide watch
>>67384940
just doing my part to improve the kraut gene pool la
>>67384905
no you fucking weirdo what's wrong with you
>>67384872
Money and fame aside, I kinda feel sorry for him. He has the potential to be one of the all time great CMs, if it wasn't for his injury proneness
>>67384926
Haven't watched the recent episode yet.
>>67384992
i feel the same. it must be horrible to be almost a guaranteed starter in the nt without being able to live up to it when it actually counts.
>There almost was a brawl in the Bayern dressing room after the exit vs Atletico and Ribery had to stop Pepe from beating up his medical stuff
JUST
>>67385065
>Ribéry will coach Bayern like Zidane is doing with Madrid
feels good
>>67384953
then it didn't happen
fuck off and don't spread your lies in /bundesliga/
So who is the Bayern mole? I think it's either Lahm or Müller.
>>67385180
it's Emily
>>67385180
could be anyone 2bh.
>>67383807
Based GOATiel
>>67384940
>KEK
>your semen on suicide watch
How is it that a frog came to be spouting /cric/ memes?
>>67385127
I literally did and this fact has shaken you to your virgin core
>>67383807
uhh this is not cric
>>67385113
You feel good
>>67385286
sure looks like it to me lad
>>67385278
>lying on the internet
>>67385316
I hope one day you to get to stick your kartoffelwurst in a girl's sauerkraut
>>67385338
>this fucking damage control
pathetic imbecile
get some help, m8
>>67385372
t. jealous virgin
i wonder if that guy on the plane shagged the girl next to him
So what's your elixir for the day
>>67385286
You must be confused, newfriend. /cric/ RUNS /bundes/
/based migration/ is bringing OUR sport to THEIR country (see: OP) and there is nothing (YOU) can do to stop it
>>67385389
Okay okay, m8
if it's so important to you, I'll believe you that you shagged that lass
pic related is my token of appreciation for you.
can you pls fuck off now. we cannot stand your pitiful existence anymore. /bundesliga/ might be full of autistic anime losers, but we are not THAT pathetic, so please don't drag us down, okay?
>>67385486
>p-please notice me, big strong Germans
baka
>>67385553
>using a muscular /cric/ meme to try to spar with the big boys
pathetic
>>67385571
see here
>>67385553
Good song for today
Purple Disco Machine - Street Life (Original Mix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKDvV-mF9uE
>>67384938
this
i really really hope reus doesnt play at the euros
would be the single worst thing to happen to the NT
>>67385065
I didn't realise Ribery was such an alpha male. He dominated Simeone during the match.
>>67385691
he was probably bullied as a kid. that toughened him up
Just did a run in the heat.
How is /bundesliga/ enjoying this extra long weekend?
>Wie der „Kicker“ berichtet, werde in Dortmund davon gesprochen, dass Hummels eine Fortsetzung seiner Zeit im schwarz-gelben Trikot sogar bevorzugen würde. Ein Transfer nach München würde demnach ausschließlich familiäre Beweggründe haben. Die Möglichkeit, längerfristig beim BVB zu bleiben, hätte der Weltmeister von 2014 nach wie vor. Ein neuer Vertrag bis 2021 soll bereit liegen, sein Gehalt würde angepasst und dann in etwa so hoch sein wie die von Bayern angebotene Entlohnung.
>Bei den Münchnern wird die Entwicklung im „Fall Hummels“ derweil genau beobachtet. Der „Kicker“ spekuliert, dass der Rekordmeister möglicherweise selbst Abstand von einem Transfer nehmen und die von BVB-Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke Transfersumme von 36 Millionen Euro sparen könnte.
>Die #Schanzer lösen den Vertrag mit Coach #Hasenhüttl zum Saisonende auf!Er wird ab 1.7. @DieRotenBullen trainieren.
>>67385784
stoned
Confirmed free transfer next season.
>>67385797
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Hummels
>>67385817
indeed
>>67385784
listening to music and going outside sometimes
>>67385784
Giro d'Italia. Just kidding
>>67385797
how to fuck up your standing 101
>>67385784
Waiting to get picked up, passing the time with the occasional darts
Hummels should go to Barcelona
>>67385784
Gardening
>>67385784
Cleaning up the appartment
>>67385784
Programmieren
>tfw no lads to play footy with
Feel when you put the Kalkbrenner album 7 on shuffle and feed your head comes up
why do I even still come here
for posts like >>67385461?
maybe
>>67386454
So what is it. Don't just read it, contribute
>you can't tell me what to do
Okay
>>67386478
Vanilla Coke
>>67386491
Cute
>>67386505
Cute!?
"Godin ist bei Atlético schnell fit. Warum schafft ihr das nicht? Warum dauert das bei unseren Verletzten immer so lange?"
>>67386531
thanks to people like Dr Pep Fuentes football pros come back 3 months later after an injury that would take a normal person one year to cure
what a retard
>>67386580
Pep is a retard and Rummenigglet is cucked by Pep. Big news.
>>67386615
what does this have to do with my post?
![_b2[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/mqhlWay.gif "_b2[1].gif")
>>67386624
nothing, meant to quote >>67386531
>Robben misses non-decisive penalty against Chelsea
>vilified
>Müllel misses decisive penalty against Atletico
>haha, well, bad luck :)
>>67386669
where did you get that from?
I saw tons of burning Müller straw dolls on my way to work on Wednesday
>>67386531
Remember when Lewandowski was injured for 4 days? Why can't Atletico be that fast with Godin?
>>67386708
did you take pictures
Listening to Petestrumentals now
>>67386735
I tried to but the locals took my phone and smashed it because they didn't want to have their souls stolen
>>67386754
sensible thinking desu
Has anyone kept an account of the anon credibility
>I won’t be here, it’s club’s problem
I won't be here, club has one less problem
>>67386870
sharp as always
Write you tomorrow
>buy new external HDD
>remove it from packaging
>drop it on the ground
kek
>>67386180
What language?
>>67387543
Java
>>67387586
France will try to bully you
>>67387627
I don't care about coding and I never will
don't die on me, /bundes/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10143416
>>67388443
>which one of the following teams are you a fan of
>Bayern
>Dortmund
>Gladbach
>Köln
great poll fucktard
>>67388443
what's Schmelzer doing there
and why does he have more votes than Hector
>>67388578
>>67388617
i took these from the poll on the official bundesliga twitter
>page 10
New bundes when? This one was shit anyway.
>>67388888
Quints speak truth
my VR headset will arrive tomorrow
so much VR porn to watch
from both POVs
>>67389428
vr fanboys are the worst group of people alive today
>>67389525
Foreigners who shit up /bundes/ are the worst group of people alive today.
>>67389428
Have fun. I will get one eventually but probably not for 2 years.
>>67386180
i wish i was programming as well :/
was on a great run the last days
familia is over and its pretty stressful
>>67389544
this
why do they think this is some fucking blog or hello kitty island adventure we're all so nice to each other - thread
when did this change happen
2014?
I literally do not care what you're doing today or listening to right now or how you feel about this and that transfer
post something funny for all to enjoy or something football related or fuck off
>>67389620
rude
>>67389620
/b/-kids like yourself are the scourge of 4chan
i am glad we got rid of them
>>67389683
I've been here since the WC2010
I've started on /b/ back in 2006, so yes I'm a /b/ kid
what about you, transfermarkt?
>transfermarkt
Dänemark, bist du es? ;)
>>67389683
>tfw I've witnessed things like boxcar making a fool of himself in his lonely threads 5 years ago or Peter flipping his pancake and then have to read posts like yours
>>67389700
i am here since 2009 and have actually matured 7 years since then, unlike you it seems
should I watch "the Witch"?
>>67389830
>matured
>roleplays with neckbeards
name one good meme /bundes/ has produced in 15/16
just one
this argument would be a lot easier for everyone were i still a trip
>>67389831
Make sure to get subtitles with it
rip bundes
get well soon
aua aua meine x
>>67389895
are the accents that bad?
>>67389881
beep boop i am the neinhold bot
can someone post that picture please
>>67389932
neinhold bot is older
the picture is just a twig of the meme
>I rank aua aua
>>67389931
They really committed with them. I won't call them bad but some people struggle to understand what is being said.
>>67389881
dirtmad shareholder
>>67389954
nah, neinhold only took on the hacker-persona at some point last year
>>67389985
not a meme
>>67389831
you should watch Mustang
>>67389969
ich macht boquete fur geld aua aua mein leben
Chen? More a co-option than a creation though.
