What's the over/under on bautista tantrums?
I'm here with a grill
>>67373141
Odor, R, 2B .261 16 61 6 5 .000 0 0
2. Mazara, N, RF - - - - - - - -
3. Beltre, A, 3B .287 18 83 1 10 .300 0 2
4. Fielder, P, DH .305 23 98 0 16 .375 0 1
5. Desmond, I, CF .233 19 62 13 3 .333 0 0
6. Moreland, M, 1B .278 23 85 1 2 .000 0 0
7. Rua, R, LF .193 4 7 0 - - - -
8. Holaday, B, C .281 2 13 0 - - - -
9. Alberto, H, SS .222 0 4 1 - - - -
>>67373141
. Pillar, K, CF .278 12 56 25 3 .333 0 0
2. Donaldson, J, 3B .297 41 123 6 18 .333 2 3
3. Bautista, J, RF .250 40 114 8 15 .267 1 4
4. Encarnacion, E, DH .277 39 111 3 15 .333 2 2
5. Smoak, J, 1B .226 18 59 0 25 .280 0 2
6. Tulowitzki, T, SS .280 17 70 1 3 .667 0 0
7. Martin, R, C .240 23 77 4 5 .000 0 0
8. Barney, D, 2B .259 2 4 0 2 .000 0 0
9. Carrera, E, LF .273 3 26 2 8 .125 0 0
>>67373169
No you aren't stop lying
Donaldson hoppin around
LOL buck said butt
I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA FUCKIN HAPPEN. GOD DAMMIT HAPP
fire sale when
Thank you based fat man
yeah he sure does
>its a jays give up an early lead episode
just start the raptors game already
>>67373322
Why would you want to watch the raps lose?
so is our """""offense""""" going to make holland look like a cy young contender or just a regular ace starter?
>>67373338
miami is overrated t bh
>another runner on 2nd with no outs episode
NO NO STOP NOT AGAIN PLEASE NO
>>67373383
Raptors are garbage
>jewnet forcing the rags/jays rivalry meme
>>67373402
2 RISP
How can anyone be against the bat flip? He's celebrating a victory. Only a baseball player could be so offended about something so small.
Please walk off again Canada bros
TRY AND WALK EDWIN NOW
>your face when we dont score here
oh look it is another Jays walkoff victory in the 9th episode
Why do they always give the foul balls to little kids?
Kinda cringey.
Atta boy you black mother fucker
based wall not cucking us out of an extra run
>>67373436
sup M's bro. Looking forward to wearing my Lotte Giants swag at Safeco for Lee Dae Ho this summer.
3 run dubs
Buck just hit the nail on the head. Stop thinking about hitting a dinger and just hit the ball.
>good pitchers being shit
>shit pitchers being good
>EE running hard on the sac fly
WHAT THE FUGGG IS GOING ON
2lo is garbage
>>67373495
Stop posting these.
I'd really like to see gibby call a cheeky suicide squeeze right now
>stares down a straight no movement fastball
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
EVERY SINGLE AT BAT EVERY SINGLE ONE
>>67373495
so is your camera m8
Jack black at bat
STAY HOT MARTIN
martin got a hit! martin got a hit!
>>67373507
MARTIN BABY
>martin with back to back hits in games
is he dare i say it not complete single A tier shit anymore?
I love seeing Holland get btfo. He's such a faggot and now he's eating shit for it.
>>67373538
nah this is a single A pitcher
Barney is my favorite player
Why do the rangers have a Chilean flag on their jersey?
>>67373571
>Canadian geometry
At least Texas is white
Kershaw is the greatest pitcher in the history of the world
Damnit Holland, this is an absolute shit-show... When is Darvish coming back?
>6 hits in 1 inning
>the shanty town of holland
>>67373586
>Canadian b8 detecting skills
THANK YOU BASED BALLGODS
WE WAITED SO LONG
>Holland said he wanted to be the #2 on this rotation
>>67373615
Seriously though, Canadian schools are shit-tier and you're just in denial if you can't admit it.
>yfw happ and the bullpen blows it
>>67373632
whens darvish starting again
>>67373634
Koreans are pretty damn weird
>>67373632
I honestly have nothing against any of the rangers players. Except for Holland. He thinks he's good but in reality he's shit.
ha ha raptors suck
>tfw we might not get no hit against kershaw after all
feels decent brahs
>>67373665
Everybody knows that
Maeda vs Stroman get hyped
>>67373691
I'm going to the game on Saturday and get to see Kershaw. I kind of wish I was going tomorrow because that pitching match up should be pretty sweet.
WOW DOLAN
>>67373720
Kershaw is a great athlete
Those hot girls are NOT playing mobile strike.
>>67373538
>canadian
>elite at calling a game
>walk off hit last game
>hit 23 homers last year
>average batting stats, just rough start
why do y'all hate russlel
>He just missed two
eric
>>67373817
Because he went 2 weeks without a hit
Holland has them figured out now
>>67373830
oh i see that totally invalidates how hes played for the blue jays in all but those 2 weeks. should >we start thole every game then?
>offense goes dead for the rest of the game as the rangers chip away
>>67373847
It's perfectly valid to say "dare i say it not complete single A tier shit anymore?" when martin is hitting like single A tier shit.
>>67373857
NO CECIL NO!
>>67373857
>doesnt score for 1 (one) inning
>t-the offense is dead!
toronto sports fans are the saddest group of people on the planet
>>67373847
>40+% strikeout rate for 3 straight weeks
happ ening
>>67373883
>implying that hasnt happend dozens of times last season with this same lineup
>>67373883
That would be sonic the hedgehog fans
holland a shit
ew
>odoor
Alberta right now
http://i.imgur.com/PveMprY.gifv
Happ still based. Needs to grow a Pete Walker style beard
>tfw haven't slept in 37 hours
hurry up and win, Jays
>>67373966
Fuark
using a lighter bat would probably help tulo a lot
what the fuck tulo why wouldnt you tag there? it was either a homer or a warning track popout
what the fuck is wrong with our baserunning
>>67374070
Wow, just stop.
>>67373660
In reality he is a middle of the rotation player that has consistency issues and a fastball that has dropped to 91 for the most part and a sinker that finds itself being off command more than anything
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA retards
>>67374104
that was bad luck not an error on beltre
YOU TELL EM BUCK
THAT WAS A BASE HIT
WE GOT A GOLD GLOVER ON THERE AND HE CAN'T GET TO IT
YOU TELL EM ITS A BASE HIT BUCK
>this fielding
>tex-ass
>rang-tards
>dee-fense
As Texas radio hall of fame great Mike Rhyner would say:
"this. team. SUCKS."
I FUCKING LOVE THAT JEW
Post web m offre 7th innng plz
>>67374121
Guess he showed them
BTFO
>>67374121
Buck changed it himself
>>67374156
W-we'll be ok once Yu gets back r-right?
WHAT THE FUCK DUTCH OVEN
TO GET SOME RESPECT WE HAD TO TEAR THIS MOTHER FUCKER UP
KEK BASED PARROT MAN
WE'RE ONLY UP BY 10
>11-1
>THIRD INNING
>>67374251
>yfw cecil still blows it somehow
Good outting Holland
Thanks Texas! Gonna be a fun visit to Arlington in a week!
5 run 1st
6 run 3rd
? run 5th?
>>67374251
Pack it up now boys; I'm calling a 13-11 game for Texas
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?!
this offense fucking loves JA Happ
Hello .500 my old friend
>>67374282
>somebody saved my super shitty OC that I was about to post
wew lad thx
>>67374271
its only a 38 ERA its not that bad
Holland about to cry
>>67374305
going to 81 and 81 again...
>Holland's ERA literally doubled in ~2.66 innings
Guys there are birds in the dome
>>67374410
Yeah, they live there.
>>67374410
I hope one of them shits on you or in your drink.
>buck: he had two balls to think about
Pillar wouldn't have thought about the wall.
DFA Carrera
This guy talking to his lawn mower has autism for sure.
Did you text $10 to 45678 yet?
>tfw no outdoor park bordered by tall pines and maples outside the centre field wall
>tfw no heated grass, seats, mound and bases
>you will never enjoy the resident blue jays flying about, stealing peanuts in the dugouts and CAWCAWCAWing at visiting pitchers in the middle of their windup
martin piss test when
was that the game of thrones guy?
>/sp/ goes to the Jays game
>kershaw vs dickey
whats the point
>>67374704
dickey is getting hot he might throw a no hitter
>>67374704
the point is for the blue jays to be embarrassed
This pitcher is the greatest
Jesus Pillar is literally on fire right now
Kevin Fort McMurray Pillar
Pillar long term extension when
JD extension when
dont you jew us now motherfuckers
>those fans reaching for the ball
kill these idiots
>>67374540
>oil companies making stupid piles of money
>oil town gets rekt
oy vey goyim, help out over here
>>67374908
It would've been a double anyway
>>67374919
/b/ is that way <--------
cheeky suicide squeeze when
>>67374919
Youre a piece of shit desu
>>67374931
and? don't justify this faggotry
>>67374919
>canadian oil
>making stupid piles of money
the 90's called...
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TRILLION EUROS
>>67374975
Pop out
JOSE DIDN'T EVEN RUN
I really hope they don't resign him. I get it, he'll probably get hot again, but he's a faggot in real life.
>>67374965
>the economy crashes after price of oil drops
>there's no money involved
Wew
>>67375012
Are you retarded?
>>67375029
>country invests heavily in refugees and oilsands
>budget cuts for everything else
something of that has to be rolling in mad cash
you have to be an idiot to think they are actually losing money from that
>>67375118
They are losing money from that. That's why the price of oil dropped - because nobody wants it.
Another double
>>67375135
>this is an average oil company sympathizer
offense dead
>>67375135
you obviously have no idea how much stuff is made from oil, also, the price dropped because the saudi's were flooding the market in hopes of driving the prices down, also because of all the black market oil on the market currently.
>>67375313
good, save it for the dodgers
>>67375375
the saudis want to drive the price down so shale oil and other non saudi sources get too expensive to extract and companies cant profit from it
>Switch to dan and buck for 10 seconds and they are talking down to the listeners
simply epic
if girodo looks decent we can finally banish cecil to the shadow realm
>>67375427
so that was my whole point, the price of oil was over 100 a barrel for like 2 years and you are telling me they were losing money
>>67375675
im not him
>>67375671
You need more than 1 lefty
>>67375671
cecil doesn't even deserve the shadow realm
>>67375785
>loup
>>67375855
>wanting loup
Don't do drugs
>groinz
The jays go an entire game WITHOUT striking out. That's more impressive than the 12 runs.
>>67376108
game isn't over
>>67376108
>tfw kershaw might not set a new strikeout record against us
cautiously optimistic lads
>those suits behind home plate
disgusting
BLUE JAYS COLLAPSING TIME FOR A FIRE SALE
IT BEGINS
>the city of ryan tepera
how fucking pathetic
he swung just to get the fuck out of the game
get your shit together tepera
>>67376126
>11-1
>game not over
gg rags
