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>there are people who still doubt in WINland
>>67372255
>watermarked clipart
poor form germany
>>67372259
Mfw a slavshit got rused the fuck out near me
>>67372281
>mad
>at classroomclipart
This thread is better
https://youtu.be/OmXVsXRvW_A
good ass thread
>rags
>>67372255
nice dubs
>>67372293
>implying
Dubs bread
>>67372385
me
>>67372368
No reason to be so mad unless you clicked on it :^)
who /drinking already/ here?
>>67372385
Cute vessla
>>67372379
Czech em
>>67372385
cute pupper
>>67372385
Disgusting. What sort of animal would let vermin run around on their bed?
>>67372448
Awww, so close.
Mullet deserved trips, too.
post rare puppers
weasel gone
>>67372567
;_;
>>67372567
we're probably all getting b& now
>>67372567
Pop it goes
>craps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEHNkcyeW7o
Have you guys watched this? Do you recognize any of the players?
>>67372611
What? He must at least get stock options or something
>>67372658
cuck
>>67372658
you like conan?
>>67372677
>>67372658
>>67372694
hey reddit
>>67372694
He was better before he moved from NBC I'll admit.
>>67372658
No. Who is this Taj Domy guy?
>>67372658
Based Tie
>rags BTFO
>kangs BTFO
>hawks BTFO
>craps and stars about to get BTFO
This is gonna be the most interesting play off in years
>>67372756
Only of the Pongs get BTFO
Reminder that even with Ottawa missing the playoffs, Karlsson deserves the Norris.
>First time since Orr a Dman has led in assists
>Top 10 in scoring
>Most points by a Dman since Leetch in 96
>Outscores the rest of his team membes by like 20 points
>plays almost 30 minutes a night
>"BUT HE CANNOT PLAY DEFENSE!"
Untrue.
>pic related shows his impact on the ice in terms of shots against
>11th in shots blocked
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nhl/stats/player-blocks-statistics/2015/
>16th overall in takeaways, and 2nd in defensemen in takeaways http://www.sportingcharts.com/nhl/stats/player-takeaway-statistics/2015/
>>67372807
Literally no one cares, the snes suck and your zombie owner will forever be an immortal miser who fucks your shitty team over for all eternity
>>67372807
Considering how Hedman is better than DAUUGHGHTTYYT it should be a no brainer, but good ol' canadian bias will play in
>>67372800
>if the pongs get blown out
Better luck next year
Who does /hoc/ consider to be the greatest Swedish hockey player of all time?
How fucked are we?
>>67372906
Forsberg
>>67372911
FINNISH
GOALTENDING
Im a stars fan again for the first time since 1999
>>67372911
>finnish goaltending
>>67372906
Lidstrom
>>67372951
Did you leave your foot (and self respect) in the crease?
>>67372906
Lidström AINEC
>>67372906
Tommy Salo
>>67372456
>>67372518
>>67372577
is the NHL season over yet bros? i shitposted a lot during the summer but i dont actually watch hockey. is /hoc/ planning on another summer of shitposting?
>>67372906
And also Sundin
Does Benn have the potential to surpass Modano?
>>67372664
>>67372611
It must be an endorsement or something. No way anyone would tweet that for free.
>>67373046
Jamie Benn shits all over modano
>>67372906
Jörgen Jönsson flies under the radar familia
>>67373073
This
Modano sucked balls
>>67373073
>>67373087
>best Clap in history of NHL
>sucked balls
who /ohlfinal/ here?
>>67373046
>getting that haircut so you only have to use 1/3 of the pomade
How much of a cheapskate is this guy? Doesn't he get paid millions of dollars?
>>67373101
canadians are scared of Americans that are good at hockey
>>67373108
Is it on now?
>>67373120
Not really. Modano was pretty based but comparing him to Benn is silly.
>>67373120
I mean all the good ones are just pretending to be american anyways
Anyone got an OHL stream?
Fuck the Blues, at least Dallas is white.
>>67373150
This famalams
>>67373168
>Dallas is white
Uwotm8
>>67373168
>Dallas is white
>>67373168
>Dallas is white
Tell that to the literal mexicans in the game threads kek
>>67373150
They patched up their shit so it's not easy to watch their streams without money anymore.
>>67373034
Smuk please come back you have no idea how much I miss you
>>67373217
>>67373193
>>67373188
Thanks for the (You)s, easily baited redditors :)
>>67373236
You're welcome
>>67373236
>i was merely pretending
>>67373188
>>67373193
>>67373217
It is white and FYI the suburbs of Dallas literally have the most beautiful girls in the USA and no Im not biased, come see for yourselves
>>67373266
>d-don't look at the urban core
>t-the suburbs!
>>67372906
Ulf Samuelsson
>Non Hispanic whites made up 28.8% of the city of Dallas.
>>67373266
Tempe is in Arizona tho
>>67373150
We are out of luck my canadian friend.
Maybe if we meme hard enough kek will send his prophet with a link
>>67373231
Neck yourself la
>>67373319
>>67373150
>>67373183
>>67373108
https://www.youtube.com/user/charlieander/live
enjoy potato stream
http://ohl-lon.cdnllnwnl.nlss.neulioncloud.com/nlds/ohl/lon/as/live/20160505j52m3eum/lon_hd_2000.m3u8
There's the OHL stream
Use VLC
Explain yourself Binland
>>67373462
thanks pham
>marner missing that
BUST
BTW if you regularly want to watch AHL/OHL streams you should get Kodi and the addon for it called VidTime. Google will help you to find these things. I got the VLC link I posted by using that and sniffing out the URL.
>>67373117
Well, he only gets to pocket maybe 30-40% of it ...
I honestly don't get the free spending lifestyle all athletes have. Dumb fucks don't think past next week and end up flat broke before their career is over.
Btw, according to rumour, cheapest finnish NHL player ever? Saku Koivu.
hosang gets kekd
>>67373602
I was just shitposting but I didn't know Saku was such a cheapskate, what's the rumor there?
>>67372906
King Henry tbqh
who's gonna draft the pu?
>>67373661
I dont know but avs need someone to make them great again
>>67373628
A buddy of mine played with him when he was still playing in Finland, apparently brought cheapest booze available when it was his time to stock the booze for sauna.
I think I heard from somewhere that he wasn't wild about the "credit card out of hat" lunches either while in NHL.
And he sued his home city when the city's regulations were going to cost him extra when he was building his new home after retirement. They skirted the issue by giving him special exception or whatever.
So, he might be a dick behind the scenes, but he has always maintained a professional facade.
>>67373628
Isnt he from Turku? They are all some sort of pseudo swedejews.
Niagara has a literal clipart logo, should they be /hoc/'s team in this meme series?
>>67373697
>>67373698
inderesting, thanks binland
>>67373707
better than their old logos
>>67372896
Both their goalies are hungry skellies. They're getting lit up next season.
>>67373735
That's a big logo
>>67373697
Who is your source?
>>67373698
Yeah, born in Turku, grew up there and always played there. Why wouldn't you, when your famous old man can guarantee you get the best shot available.
I honestly would like to know how much Jukka has interfered to make sure Mikko and Saku got the best chance possible.
>>67373735
Did they find some teenager off deviantart to make that?
>>67373752
>not leveraging nepotism in your favor
It's how you get ahead pegga
When's the Blues game ?
15 minutes or 75?
Allright lets get to the bottom of this, did Selänne get cucked by Kariya?
>>67373747
>>67373757
these are from cherry still owned, coached, and managed the team and their logo was designed after his dog
>>67373813
forgot pic
>>67373807
why are finns so fucking retarted?
>>67373813
>>67373827
based don
>>67373834
It's 3am, fuck off.
>>67373747
for (you)
>>67373853
DO you know how to google you dumb mongol retard?
>>67373046
needs a cup
>one game starts at 8pm
>the other at 9pm
FUCKING NHL SCHEDULING
>>67374024
that doesn't work tonight retard. look at a map.
>>67374048
Look at how the NBA scheduling works. The NHL is retarded for doing this.
Someone have the young, fat McDavid pic? Want to make fun of it
>>67374110
why would I look at anything for the NBA? there are no east coast teams playing tonight both teams are in the central. one game involves a team out west so tonight makes sense.
>>67374131
I'm not saying just for tonight, but in general. The games are spaced out so someone who wants to watch every playoff game can. You can stay on the same channel and watch both games every night, if there does happen to be 2. The NHL's scheduling is a clusterfuck, spilling out onto CNBC and USA from NBCSN with overlapping games. It's like they're trying to cannibalize their already minuscule ratings.
>>67374119
Rude
Off work tomorrow lads
>>67374220
Nice one lad, i once watched an final of the british league, was bretty good.
It really sucks being in Europe, I have to go to bed before work now
>>67374240
I got my season ticket for Braehead Clan for next season.
we're going to win it all next year
>>67374457
Good on ya lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6dY3Rqn4lc
Sharks vs. Predators stream here at 9pm
Kris Letang might sit out another game. I'm reading that his wife just had a miscarriage :(
>>67374768
probably karma for the slash tbqh
>>67374768
thats sad
>>67374792
why are rags so rude
>>67374768
sad tbqh, at least they already have a kid so it's not as bad
>>67374768
loss edit when
SHARKS VS. PREDS GAME THREAD
>>67375229
Looking for some more memes from the predators tonight tbhayche
What's the thing with the huge fire in Kanada? Did the Fort McSomething lose a hockey tournament or anything of that nature or is this not a riot?
More importantly, what is the biggest city nearby?
canadians finally snapped after having no playoff berths and rioted
>>67372906
Henrik Sedin
[spoiler] jk it's Lidstrom [/spoiler]
Apologize.
>>67376579
There's a Flaming fire in Oiler territory. I'll let you put it together.
car chaseb owl. guy just hit a spike strip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/show/live-video/
>>67377569
dudes car is rekt nows the time to turn it on guys
>>67377569
that's a lot of cops
>mcqueen kiwe master race
So a new team wins the cup obv. Who's it gonna be? Blues? Sharks? or caps?
>>67378067
KEEWEE
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>>67378010
guys wanted for murder. he got stuck in traffic earlier and just starting ramming through cars n shit. I've been on the highway behind one of these before
>>67376793
For what? Him disappearing?
>>67377569
>all those cars in a complete standstill
>canada can't make the playoffs
>canada can't put out a fire
what CAN canada do?
>>67378488
its not my fault you missed the last hour of it. someone on /pol/ got them to call him the absolute madman on the broadcast
>>67378548
No, I meant I felt bad for them
holy shit they're calling him big guy now and making her say was getting caught part of his plan
With Blues you lose!
>St. Louis Redditors
>>67378953
Hey there reddithawks fan how's it going
>the bloos
>"this year is different"
>>67377569
Why do these streams always have that ringing?
PREDATORS ON THE POWER BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL POWER PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>67378990
the guy talking is in a helicopter
>>67378517
weed lmao
>>67378978
>butthurt st Louis redditor
My sides
>Cowboys just won the draft of a lifetime and are prepping for their superbowl run
>The Rangers are the new best team in baseball
>The Spurs are about to win a chip
>The Stars are about to win the Stanley Cup
From now on refer to Dallas as "Titletown"
>>67379117
Nah, I wanted the Stars to win. Still wish you shitcago faggots would go back.
>>67379138
The Spurs not the Mavericks faggot
>>67379138
do any of those actually play inside of dallas?
No shits given, the Stars played us close and capitalized when we couldn't. It's pretty much been established in these last two series that home ice hasn't been much of a decider, so it's anybody's series.
Good game Stars, you earned this one.
>>67379198
>>67379138
Stars will choke
Rangers won't win either
Spurs will lose to golden state
>Cowboys may have a good year but no owl.
Scaaaaarrrrrr
>>67379169
San Antonio supports the Cowboys and Rangers, we are in a legit broship, SA is an extension of Dallas
Newfag
>>67379292
That's like a rags fan rooting for the islanders after they get eliminated, embarrassing
>>67379292
ahaha look at this stupid nigger
>tfw sharks are gonna win the cup and there'll be another team that will make fun of us for nocups
>>67379340
dont worry
there will always be >bloos
>>67379323
>>67379331
Im a newfag: The Post
>>67379370
>any team is my team as long as it's a good team
Fairweather: the fan
>>67379370
oh the ironing
>finnish goaltending
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! YOUR DALLAS STORS PLAYER OF THE GAME!!
>can i be a meme now?
from my local vets coloring book
>>67379491
you already posted that in the gamethread, though
>>67379524
i know. needed to emphasis the refpuck
Haha time for more OT
>>67379538
what was the refpuck?
I must have missed it
ITT: minorities mad that a white city like Dallas is about to win the Stanley Cup
>>67379502
Interestingly enough an anon posted this back when we flipped the fuck out in the pig thread. He got banned for it
St Louis should see if the Colts will make them some sweet first round co-champions banners
>>67379651
holy shit
i can no longer trust my vets office
>>67379677
Post coloring book
F I N L A N D
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>>67379647
>Dallas
>white
>literally <50% white
>>67379980
doesn't st louis have to exclude half their city to get above 50% white?
Surrender your memes to /nba/ or see the consequences
Tony X is lame and cringe as fuck, probably fake, and Reaves is the stupidest nigger alive.
>the meth ravaged, AIDS plagued, chimp infested shithole of aint louis
>>67379999
and yet half of St. Louis population wise is still more white people than all of Dallas
>>67379647
>Dallas about to win the cup
That's not the penguins
>>67380033
not a dullass fan, just noting the irony
>>67379999
Dunno, not from Missouri.
>dullass
>white
Top jej
So who are the reddithawks """"""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""" bandwagoning now?
>>67380033
How do you figure that? There's about 4 times as many people in Dallas.
>>67380073
the 2016-2017 hawks
>aint louis jews
Sure is stinky smelly in here
Good thing the wall will be built soon
>>67380138
All the niggers in stl are stinking it up.
>>67380203
Wew lad, we should send the niggers south to Texas so they can mingle with all the other majorities from Mexico. Problem solved.
Glad my state is white
>>67380225
Dont you have a batch of meth to check on, cletus?
>arguing about st louis with a anally devastated blackhawk nigger while a meme game is unfolding
FAKE HOCKEY FANS GTFO
>>67380344
No I'm watching hockey
>>67380346
I'm not from st Louis though, you can tell this dullas/reddithawk fan is rectally ravaged though
>>67380346
>this blose butthurt
At this rate stl wont win its first conference championship until 2050. First cup in 2070.
>thread has derailed into dallas faggots shitposting about st louis
this is why i want to see your shitty meme team lose jesus
>>67380416
I'm sorry that nobody on /sp/ likes your team or has respect for it's fans. Maybe there's a more welcoming environment for you out there. I know, how about this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/hawks
You're always welcome here.
>>67379933
heres some
>>67380445
Dallas doesn't have fans though
>it's a "blues blame detractors on the hawks boogieman" episode
I thought they took that one off the air
>>67380471
>>67380455
These tears are delicious. Please keep responding to my posts.
>>67380471
>>67380490
Is there a link to this? These have some serious meme potential. I'm going to try to brainstorm some stuff here
>>67380477
I'm not a Blues fan. I just noticed a huge uptick in whiny anti-Blues shitposting after they eliminated the faggot ass reddit team. I also noticed that all the shitposting follows the template of shitposts from Chicago gamethreads. It's a really easy connection to make.
>niggers
>statistics
>whining about team that beat you
Only thing missing is anime but I think that useless casual faggot Rbo is afraid to come in /hoc/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4ACnb_u2kQ&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop
>you will never win the SPHL cup
>>67380521
I rest my case
>>67380521
BLOSE
>>67380539
Doesn't bother me. I'm a Red Wings fan. I hate you Chicago fucks more than anyone here. I hope tfw no gf drives you all to suicide.
>>67380490
>>67380555
>tfw no Hot and Ready Power Play until September
>>67380555
WANGS
>>67380569
>>67380586
>>67380586
do you think vaccines cause autism in dogs?
>>67380555
>his team plays in an arena named after a fucking $5 pizza
No wonder youre so pooper pained
>>67380597
>>67380598
well my dog IS socially awkward and doesnt get along with other doggers
>>67380610
>mad
>at a $5 pizza
Seriously it's like you hate saving money.
>blues btfo
>2OT with a chance of sharks btfo
tonight is a good night
>>67380610
>mad
>a 5 dollar pizza
>and at triple 5's
>>67377569
just thought I'd let you guys know it just ended and it was pretty awesome. they broke the windshield and gassed the guy out and a police dog bit him a bunch. he's black
>>67380695
>I didn't notice the wongs $5 pizzaposter got trip 5's
my memefu is weak
>>67380471
hows this
>>67380507
ill post it when i get home later
>>67380717
good start
i really want to incorporate this one>>67380569
somehow
>>67380569
>>67379980
God youre a moron, the 6 million population in the suburbs just outside of Dallas are all white
St. Louis should've won tonight if they wanted a chance to win the series. Seguin will be back next game and the Stars will win the next 2 games. You had your chance St. Louis. Now it is time to die.
>mfw American hockey banter consists of arguing over who's city is a Mexican filled shithole
Embarrassing guys
>>67380962
>canadian trying to stir the turd
don't you have a catastrophic fire to tend to?
I'm not referring to your hockey franchises, either.
>>67380962
Was the last time a team from canada went to the finals and lost, they torched shit including a cop car?
>>67380990
>>67381026
Is the reason you just talk about what spic filled shitholes your cities are that you don't actually know anything about hockey at all?
I assume so
>>67381052
I live in the US state below that city, I don't think we have any of those people.
Why do you guys always steal /nfl/'s memes?
Also, Publix is shite.
Also, the pupper meme is tumblr-tier.
>>67381052
I'm too far north for spics
also you didn't answer my question about the flaming dumpster that is Canada's NHL playoff situation
>>67380922
>implying stars have a chance
Yes I am from STL
>>67381052
hey what are you doing for the next 11 minutes?
My country is launching a satellite into space
http://www.spacex.com/webcast
>>67381069
>>67381097
Well if you aren't the retards that spout this garbage why would you respond? Are you guys stupid or something?
>>67381162
No brain, no brain at all.
