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>92 days until /Olympicbet/ edition
Brazilian lakes currently representing the current state of /bet/ sub-edition
Old thread: >>67359662
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hi
1st for E U A N
first for 5pa1nish finals
Cannot stop losing bets
Can I get a line on how many athletes contract zika?
>>67368882
over 95.5% @1.83
Who /outshaggingmate/ tonight?
>>67368920
Nope just /keeponfarting/ here
>>67368920
need to be put in a coma until the euros desu
>>67368823
> current state of /bet/
I'll bite. Its been in far worse states desu, don't know why you're so salty about this new generation of pseudo-shrewdies making money
>>67369102
Because only Euan is shrewd and making money, everyone else is a spoonfed babby
>>67369028
so SO excited
>>67369161
Tbh, /bet/ used to have way more banter, occasional OC in new edition threads and overall more tips posted. Now everything comes from IBT/TT and spoonfeeding babies
>>67369102
Because he's a fucking freak who is jealous of BT
>>67369205
no trips no banter desu worried about the amount of slugs here desu
smed on huila -0.5 @evens
Freerolling on Sevilla cards
PRAYING for Sevilla to score a third
Rt9 shaktar Was the BET, good thing I got on :^)
Btw, is anyone able to find the old bet OC of hitler ranting about a fix that wasnt a fix with moving lines, and all the old trips like oil, mackers, unibwin with his 2 euro bets, etc? One of the funniesy oc /bet: ever made and it will show you slugs what /bet/ used to be all about..
>>67369672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
>kettering
I've gone from £20 to £50 in about 2 weeks betting small stakes just to get a feel for betting. So that's a yield of 150%, is that not insanely good? Is that maintainable? I see people with yields of 20 and 30 in here so I'm curious what people think before i increase my roll.
>>67369672
>aftertiming mainstream lotto shite
>complaining about the state of /bet/
Well now
>>67369744
pmsl
>>67369700
Oh man, i remember this shit pmsl
>>67369744
Become a paid tipster on TT
>>67369744
Fucking hell
>>67369028
Same, only a matter of time till it comes home lad
>>67369937
and betting will be gr8
BANKROLLING game to be won in ET no
>>67369672
https://youtu.be/w1jehnNa710
no more liverpool cards ever
>>67370056
shaking in anger
444444
555555
BT SURREAL
>>67370041
Oh man, thank you, i unironically laughed my ass off over this golden stuff again. Helium and the noose... Pmsl
>>67369868
I'm not even baiting :(
NEED DONETSK CORNERS LIKE AIR
>>67370299
It will come dont worry laddie, otherwise: pellets
Need 1 more card
imagine not being on high sparrow for free $$$$
>>67370344
Red counts as 2
>>67370299
Cashed out mine with small loss
They can't fucking hold the ball for 30 secs
>>67370356
Is this for post-ep 2? That fatchick and baby and roose bolton died
>>67370356
It's going to be a sand snake. Already confirmed.
>>67368823
>Bet on Stepanenko YC
>It doesn't go through
>Page keeps saying error for 5 minutes
>Game starts and cant place it as a live-bet
gee, thanks. it was @ 2.55 lads
>>67370422
Source?
>>67370408
yes current
>>67370422
source?
can't believe Liverpool are going to win it all
CORNERS
A I R
>>67370636
I sincerely hope they dont so the shitposting about the europa league being a relevant throphy wont appear. Rather have a massive >chokepool shitposting on /sp/
>>67370373
Not on my bookie zzzzz
Suspecting shaktar manager lumped large on the under 9 corners fix
don't deserve to hold onto the crimea if you cant hold onto the fucking ball for more than 2 seconds
>>67370714
They're going to do it and what's shit is klopp gets his own team next season too, ABLs on suicide watch
pmsl bookies clueless
Hope you all bankrolled Game won in ET - No
So I lumped on both teams to win on pens like 5 mins before full time
Will this get palped?
hourly reminder that you are not going to die
>>67371101
They paid out on this >>67371100
Mara settling over 4.5 cards as a loss. What?
>>67371154
pmsl i actually bet on extra time result as i was on breidablik earlier and they were way too dominant in 2nd, surely i'll get compensated if i nag them enough
saw someone calling this bet earlier with no specifics and didn't figure it was this one as there were a few other games on
>>67371229
DON'T nag
You'll ruin it for everyone
daily reminder that it will be voided.
Thoroughly enjoyed voting for Sadiq Khan (and against Zac Goldsmith's disgraceful campaign of fear and smear). I gave the Green Party of England and Wales my second preference. I hope Green voters do vice-versa!
Anyone betting on this?
Wtb
>>67371322
Evening Lee.
>>67371336
Icelandic bets to be voided @1.000001
>>67371268
sure lid, not that much on it plus was also on them to win the trophy though at incredibly shitty odds taking in account the lack of ET. though i'd imagine i'm not the only person who wasn't aware of the mistake and got on breidablik ET
>>67371364
Idc, just give me a bet.
>>67371383
Jenkins/Pasha SPARGE. No way they lose this after the first set they had
>>67371383
Miami heat SW @ 2.75. If you think Raptors might do better then in game 1, go for the Miami +5 spread @ 1.9.
can't stop smacking that Chelsea price, literally insane
>>67371421
>>67371434
I want bets not lotto shite.
I'm giving you the fucking spoon. Feed me.
>>67371506
Keiika -0.5 FH
>>67371434
Tbh I can see Raptors raping Miami (+15+pts).
>>67371506
>britbingbong needs obscure matches so can feel like he's beating the bookies with a 'fix'
well i guess the ET shite will be voided, just moved back from the graveyard to unsettled bets, hope they'll atleast pay out my overall winner bet, noone likes unknowingly betting on a coin flip @1.57 then getting mugged when it goes your way
Daniel Gould wants 5k on Sweden top 5
who /inthequeue/ for when stay reaches 1.5
>>67371869
Free money tbqh
>>67371322
Commie cunt. DOTR is coming.
>>67369449
can't stop posting winners
won't stop posting winners
>>67372120
did the same for quindio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O1ZxQYktb0
Always related.
>>67372175
What the fuck?
Delete this.
>>67372193
This is the reality.
>>67372156
what do you mean? got on +0.5 quindio after huila equalised?
>>67372175
little gremlins
>>67372246
>>67372246
Haha, sure...
>tfw got on Espana +0.5 before the red
JUST
>>67372225
Yeah, that's what I meant to say
>>67372175
third world countries shouldn't be allowed to host the world cup and Olympics tbqh
>there will never be /bet/ poker nights anymore
thanks german autist
zzz couldn't even chase losses by lumping it on Marathon @1.8 because I went to pee and they already scored when I came back. What a day..
WTB?
Tarbes@ Aix en Provence: Tarbes @2.37
This does not lose
>>67372401
>>67372469
wtfb?
>>67372175
Had this happen to me when I was drunk in Africa. Got my phone back by paying a group of kids a tenner to hunt down the culprit and bring him to me
up 4-0 in the first inning. surreal.
flamengo ladies now drifted to slight underdog, sw worth a tiny @2.75
>>67372520
Tarbes should win this easily. Aix en Provence are already relegated and Tarbes position in the table is misleading (they were docked 8 points earlier in the season for financial irregularities) and need to win their last few games to ensure their survival.
been hearing provence have been struck by a stomach bug as well.
>>67372898
This absolutely reeks of /bet/ mafia.
>>67372175
why did #23 give it back? is it a game?
>>67372898
Where the fuck are you even betting on this
>>67373016
seen it on paddy power
>>67372926
believe what you want mate I'm putting this down as a medium because its notoriously difficult to get streams for French D2
>>67372607
You've never left your hometown
>>67372401
Happy to play any of you mugs at poker, any site any stakes pmsl
>>67373048
pmsl
>>67373056
plo on stars?
>>67373044
>Here we are. Friday from 19 h 30, facing Tarbes, aixois rugby playing their survival in Pro D2. Because any other result than victory even in defeat the direct rival, Dax, would be almost synonymous with Federal downhill 1. Because it will remain only two games in the program: a trip to Perpignan where USAP defend his championship runner-up and a reception of Narbonne followed by "close the ban". This is where the Athenians reached that pierced the Persians, the Assyrians was set, the Thebans fell, the Thracians traced, as satraps and grabbed the Medes and emmerdèrent the Aix ...
the hope is slim, as evidenced by the low ranking of the table and the meetings that remain in play (see below). But the hut is not yet fallen on the dog. All the forces of the club, on the pitch and in the stands, therefore convened this evening.
>>67373048
Ok, sure I haven't...
>>67373044
>>67373025
OH it's rugby, alright I'll just go small thanks lid.
>>67373074
Gladly
>>67372175
dindus gonna dindu
>>67373137
What kind of price did you get on Indians ML?
Just bee urself ;)
>>67373255
Was on Indians from the start (please Janny this is /bet/ related)
I tried telling her you need to spend to make, but she just didn't understand how I could put £50, £100 w.e on a bet when she won't even spend £3 for the bus.
>>67373291
idk was 1.66 I think
olimpia just conceded early, gonna put a small one on them to win
>>67373389
managed to get @2.1, current odds too low imo
>>67373311
Tell her it's a lock m8
>It's a South American team you bet against gets a red card edition
uhoh
hate this ''team gets a red on their own suspended DA shortly after i get on +0.5 and overs'' meme
Sums on gremio to score
>>67373522
had this shit happen twice today, still DAC
>>67373522
>backing River Pl8
come on m8. At least now you know that since they go ta red they'll score
>>67373522
>>67373553
PMSL Era penal
>penalty
Man and I was hoping I could still get a good price
NEED a sampaio goal, odds spasticated already now just to have something to show for
>>67373712
Have you even been watching the game?
Okay Olimpia, I'm ready for goals now.
>red card
>penalty
>1 minute of stoppage time
Ok
>>67373725
first 10 minutes, @3.2 looked good based on sheets and mutuals, dropped to 2.25 at one point but i see it's back up now, utter utter
Caballero really wanna win this now that they are 1 goal ahead. Really hoping Olimpia step it up a notch in the 2nd half.
>Caballero really wanna win
You sure m8, pretty sure their manager said they wanted to lose
>>67373886
HAHAHAHAHAH CLASSIC
I just can't stop betting on nba. fuck me
>>67373902
Wtb
>>67373913
Nothing if you are smart.
>>67373556
There it is lad
>>67373522
>>67373556
pmsl, you called it
>>67374452
the classic south american meme, a 3rd from capiata would bring in more profits though, 3rd from river would be absolute scenes
Olimpia concede again.. seen them come back from 0:3 and win 5:3 but I have a bad feeling here. Guess I'm gonna grab my coat and go for a long walk.
>>67374813
make sure to put a slice of bacon in your coat pocket just to stay safe :-)
>>67373222
Kek
So much on boca -1
>>67375048
>no card
wew
>>67375048
Staked seconds before the pen
Surreal
>>67375048
missed it. gonna be down insane
>Boca
>>67375422
This is when you rage stake the ml, right?
>>67375617
I'm not actually on.
If it gets to 1.8 I might go small, Boca have not looked that threatning.
friendly reminder that I am 7-2 over the past few days. Red Sox should easily win too. Colorado is the play for tonight.
Where were you when Boca's keeper was kill?
dat keep just collapse or wot?
orion SUCH a dickhead desu
>>67375941
he's the biggest prick in argentine football, was blatantly putting it on to get the ref to stop it.
>gambling
when your not sure if you have to fart or shit and you take the chance any way thats what gambling is all about
doug gambled and lost and shit his pants insted of letting out some harmless gas
did euan bet on scottish lanour to come third? shrewd.
>>67376218
He was saying they'd come second in seats.
His head must be in his hands right now. Ladbrokes staff pissing themselves laughing.
>>67376218
>people on /bet/ live in places where voting took place today
Disgusting.
>u. de deportes
don't understand what's going on anymore
>boca
It's time
22222222222222222222222222222
OT is the real MVP.
>>67378031
>meant to bet u195.5
>accidentally bet overs
>still gonna lose
Welp
>Leicester 50/1 to win the CL next year on skybet
Rupert Murdoch taking no chances
>>67376218
Got cheeky on Tories 2nd most seats. Asked someone to discuss the findings of my research but he would rather meme.
Would be nice is it wins but don't care either way. Was a value bet.
>>67368823
>sailing and rowing competitions will be done in shit water
down too much from that pointless melgar 3rd in the 91th 2bh, sitting here in disbelief atleast there's noting to chase on
>Heat +5 wins
Surreal
Based raps
>>67378567
What were you on?
quick virginclick tip
supermassive v G2 - supermassive SW @ 3.5
G2 already 0-4 for the series, fighting amongst themselves, they don't have the best attitude going forward whereas SM are very positive, playing to prove themselves and shouldn't be anywhere near 3.5 for SW
When is the Kentucky Derby? I feel like gamblin'
>>67380413
Tomorrow late evening.
Nyquist is your only real option.
Millman to win 6-0 in second set
@3.5 Small
Gotta go uni to hand in my dissertation boys, am I gonna miss shrewd morning bets while I'm gone? Will I recover
Down sums on Scottish Labour fucks sake
Useless cunts
Independence now
>>67380361
@4 now?
>>67382674
well spotted, only got 2.2 thanks.
Anyone down for a 50£ to 1000£ run?
I know this was popular a while back and I've had some success with this tactic lately. I'm going to try another run so comment if you want to join
>>67382891
i am
ARP posting lotto shite again
>>67382891
Can't afford it m8
>>67382891
Aye mayne.
>>67382937
Virginclick is a real professional sport devoid of any lol lotto wins, sir!
Pmsl at tila tequila
>>67383043
She's taking red suppositories, I hear.
fuck off G2, so fucking close, 3.5 was a ridic price
>>67383230
Lotto nerd bet zzz
>>67382891
Start it off champ
£50 - £1000 BET 1
Souths United Women sw
£50 = £51
#TapTapBoom
>>67383286
Lel
>>67383286
on like donkey kong
>>67383286
Are handis a bet for anybody that knows about this? Mutuals suggest a massive win, e.g Souths beat Peninsula 10-0, Peninsula beat Redlands 5-0
test
>Chinese moot
>euan told me the good times were coming to an end
>10-0
>>67383286
>TFW REBACKED THIS FOREVER AND COULNT SHARE MY JOY OF THIS WITH EVERYONE ITT
up silly
10-0 blowout ffs
Is a good bet worth taking regardless of odds? Like if i'm confident in a 1.2 bet, is there ever a case of risking too much to win too little?
>>67383522
pmsl what is so hard to understand about value
>>67383522
If you think it will win more than 5 times out of 6, then it's ok
>>67383522
not worth it desu, I wait for odds to drift when they don't score in the first 20 minutes then put a bet on.
>Big_Al shilling
>>67383522
Please stop posting all this shite bait.
>>67383566
Please stop posting.
>>67383594
>bait
It's a valid question, I'm sure many on here wouldn't think of taking a bet below 1.5 even though it's not a problem
>>67383629
I'll take 1.4 if its a lock
I take it you can't reset your TT account, can you ask Big Al to wipe it?
>>67383910
What are you trying to hide lid?
>>67383629
Well I smashed that Icey cup overs bet down to 1.4 myself because of low limits and it was such a silly line. So you are wrong about that.
Of course you can't go around backing every 1.2 shot because you "think" it will win though.
>>67383932
Nothing, it's a private account.
I would not take anything under 1.2 unless it really is truly value.
That's about it.
River plate +0.25, your only regret will be not putting me on
Is Everton DC a mainstream special?
Players been out on the piss, both CBs were absolutely bladdered Tuesday.
>>67383992
You shouldn't take any bet unless it is truly value.
>>67383950
What am I wrong about? I know that you understand value and taking a bet at short odds =/= bad bet, but betting on 1.2s blindly is -ev also. Don't see why you're so aggressive.
Msu, put your life savings on
>>67384036
Well thanks for clearing that up Ausbet!
I'll stop placing bets that are not value, cheers!
I've lost on a 1.01 before
>>67384096
I've lost a 1.07
>>67384055
Saying you are wrong about people here not taking bets below 1.5. Was just saying it is worth it in some circumstances but not always.
Hope you lads all got on the Inverness value.
>>67384096
>>67384123
Don't think I have lost that low, a 1,16 definitely.
I don't over stake now regardless of the odds.
>>67384096
i was mugged and raped on the way back from the bookie's after going there to pay out a void slip
>>67384030
Tears
>>67384030
Thanks!
>>67384034
Everton let them win
>>67384140
u wot
Who else med on homeboyz, yhyhyh Boyz
>>67384146
And I tought slovakia wasn't third world.
Singapore rebacking so hard
>>67384235
dunno, tusker are decent away
Hadjat DC, heard it hear first
Hass wanted a smed on Homeboyz
Msu 222222
Volendam SW tonight, 1.8 WH/Mara. Wins tbqhwy
Dat Tusker drift
>>67384340
Horrible bet
How much detail do people put into their spreadsheets? I've goner way ott on the sport/league part of the aus betting sheet, got 105 different ones and I'm adding to that all the time, too late to change how detailed it is now
Can't stop rebacking Singapore, so good
>>67384325
No I don't
Any info on homeboyz?? Struggling to find much
>>67384375
>penalty missed
>>67384341
on. GL
TorasAngel would get it.
>>67384370
>>67384470
>Snooker
>>67384370
I've just started again. Because my last spreadsheet was JUST.
I put in minimal detail, stake, team, odds, date and bookie.
>>67384475
-23.7% roi pmsl
I live close to the Maracanã stadium
Pls don't come or watch this
Utter embarrassment is quite likely
>>67384470
That looks sexy
>>67384492
>>67384475
Should I put in Bet Type then?
