Super rugby fixtures for week 11
Friday 6th of May
7:35pm Crusaders v Reds *hate match of the week, crowd should be loud and boo a lot*
9:45pm Brumbies v Bulls
Saturday 7th of May
5:15pm Sunwolves v Force *Sunwolves on 2nd win watch*
7:35pm Chiefs v Highlanders *game of the week*
9:45pm Waratahs v Cheetahs
Sunday 8th of May
1:00am Sharks v Hurricanes
3:10am Kings v Blues
Dates and times in world rugby champion time
Terrible thread
Well that was awkward
So how long until the blues return to their righful place at the top of NZ rugby? I think next season might be a bit too early but surely 2018 is in the bag
>>67361468
Will the coaching staff change? If yes maybe 2019
Honestly Hurricanes are more likely to top NZ rugby before the Blues
>OP is an adidas ad
RIP /rug/
>>67361468
>a walking wikipedia of rugby knowledge
>>67361605
He's literally the Chris rattoue of rugby knowledge.
>>67361468
Never tttt.
You're living in the chiefs era. Waikato/bop is a growing and thriving economic powerhouse where sports are only getting stronger. Auckland is full of zhangs and pajeets. Sitalekis are all playing league. Chrushedchurch is permashook.
>manlet
>manlet
>manlet
>true southern bloke
>manlet
>>67361621
Chris rattue is a great writer sometimes. He was right Carter should not have gone to the rwc
>>67361732
and yet carter got player of the tournament
>>67361732
Fuck you're an idiot.
>>67361454
It will be killed in less than 14 ish hours for a game thread. What does it matter. We won't be bumped to 404 anymore
>>67361901
>>67361977
Tricked you ;)
It was pretty funny he wrote an article at the start of the year with the headline "if Carter wins 1 more award I'll lose it"
>i was only tricking
Such fucking idiot.
>>67362125
Who are you replying to?
>>67361447
Cruzados 42x23 Vermelhos
Brumbys 27x14 Touros
Lobos do Sol 27x25 Força
Chefes 26x26 Highlânderes
Telopeas 35x25 Chitas
Tubarões 24x28 Furacões
Reis 20x37 Azuis
>>67362125
You got comprehensively BTFO. Now run away with your tail betwen your legs sis.
>>67362367
>26-26
>>67362367
Kings will score less than 20
Chiefs will get another close win described as an "ugly win" in "a gruelling match"
Sharks are THE worst team to tip for
Underhill on test series win in Australia watch
>>67362379
>muh big strong queefs
>almost lost to the poos
>>67362594
>almost
Don't reach yung blud
>>67362594
>crylanders
>actually lost to the speds
kek
KEK
K E K
How does he do it lads?
>7:35pm Crusaders v Reds *hate match of the week, crowd should be loud and boo a lot*
why would local crushedchurch fans care about the reds
>>67363173
This.
Quade Pooper is long gone.
Poor form
>>67362367
>Basedbies the only team that retains correct spelling
All other """teams""" on pooicide watch
The Australian Sevens program today announced Quade Cooper will not be considered for selection for the final two rounds of the 2015-16 HSBC Sevens World Series or the Rio 2016 Olympics.
Australian Sevens Head Coach Andy Friend said: “There’s no doubt Quade is a quality player, but put simply, we just haven’t had the opportunity to work with him as much as we would have liked over the past five months. Each day I have a group of 20-plus players working on different structures and patterns of play and I don’t think we would have got the very best out of Quade had we just thrown him into a tournament with limited preparation – particularly for an event as momentous as the Olympics.
“As many players have found out throughout this season’s World Series, it is no easy task to transition from fifteens to the Sevens form of the game.
“Although we are still a few months out from the Games, I think it offers the fairest outcome for everyone by making the call now. Quade can channel his energies into Toulon while we can enter the next phase of our preparations for Rio knowing the direction we want to take.
“I have complete faith in the players we currently have in the Sevens program and their ability to perform on the big stage. We have two big tournaments coming up in the next couple of weeks in Paris and London and I’m confident we have given ourselves the best possible chance to perform in those events.”
Quade Cooper represented the national side in Las Vegas and Vancouver during the 2015-16 HSBC World Rugby Sevens Series.
The Australian Sevens side travel to Europe on Friday ahead of the ninth leg of the 2015-16 HSBC World Rugby Sevens Series in Paris which kicks off next Saturday morning (AEST). The squad for the Paris Sevens will be announced on Friday at 8am AEST.
Australia currently sits fourth in the World Series standings, 20 points adrift of third-placed New Zealand and ahead of fifth-placed USA by the same margin.
Expect to see lots of this at the weekend when Glasgow cement the #1 seed for the 2nd time in a row on their path to back2back Pro12 titles.
Feels good to be great.
>>67363173
All New Zealanders care about Australia.
It could be fucking kabadi and the Kiwis would turn up if you told them Australia was playing.
Despite the fact the Speds have nothing to do with Australia or Australians virtue of being a Pacific Islands feeder team, the fact that it is technically located in Australia is good enough for the Kiwis.
>>67363872
No one cares about the Speds. Not Australians, not New Zealanders, not even Speds fans.
It's kinda tough to create hype about Australian teams atm because they're so shit. I guess the Bumboys will create a bit of a buzz since they have a history of being a good team and they're going good among the Australian teams atm, but apart from that no one really cares here.
Just wait til the Bledisloe Cup matches later this year for the kiwi inferiority complex you're referring to.
>>67363863
>the entirety of /rug/s faces when Glasgow lose
>>67365518
>/rug/
>not watching Shorks-Canes instead
>>67365701
>SH riff raff
>>67363863
Only seed Glasgow will be getting is Bundee Aki's semen.
>>67365518
Angry ulstermen just make me grow stronger.
>>67368065
>>67365518
There's a second Ulsterman?
STAND UP FOR THE ULSTERMEN
STAND UP FOR THE ULSTERMEN
And people say SH rug is bad
Literally 8 posts since "we" went to sleep
>>67370958
Quality over quantity cuzzie
>>67371297
>Quality over quantity
4 of the 8 posts are shitposting about "ulstermen"
2 of 8 are shitposting about NH v SH
1 post is shitposting bait about Glasgow
1 of 8 posts is arguably rugby discussion
At least 87.5% to 100% shitposting
NH /rug/ BTFO
>>67371417
poo peeland on pooicide watch
>>67371417
he is literally seething
>>67367077
Good post.
>>67362367
What are Ospreys in Hue language?
>>67371470
>>67371497
Nah I'm just being autistic because my morning meds haven't kicked in
I got a cheeky McMuffin for breakfast. Just what the hangover ordered 2bh lads
its bloody raining lads
>>67372049
>drinking on a thursday
Degenerate
>>67372111
Had a pub quiz mate. Got second place
>>67372154
>pub quiz
>on a day other than trivia Tuesday
Is New Zealand a failed state lads?
rate my wo and backline lads:
9. Phipps
10. Foley
11. Tomane
12. Kerevi
13. Kuridrani
14. Folau
15. Beale
t. Marto
>>67372609
It was a thirsty Thursday pub quiz
Basically an excuse to drink on a Thursday
>>67372648
>phipps
>>67362367
why aren't you in our tipping comp brazilbro?
>>67363341
>only wallop has picked as of now
this seems like an unusually high amount for this time
Reds will win tonight.
WalkGod wills it.
Highlanders will win the cup
Queensland Reds Pty Ltd.
>>67371417
seething but accurate tßh
Anyone gonna watch the league test tonight?
>>67379896
I'm going to watch the women's game.
Probably not the men's one because it clashes with the Reds game.
>>67379802
>thinking the Queensland Reds are a proprietary company rather than a public company limited by guarantee
do you even know how to ASIC search bro?
A correct post would have been "Queensland Rugby Union Ltd"
Please refrain from posting incorrectly in future.
>>67379921
>QRU is the same thing as the Reds
Queensland Reds LLC.
Queensland Reds Inc.
>>67379912
They don't clash m8, the league starts 2 hours after the reds game starts.
Dunny Bin Ltd.
>>67380159
They both start at 7.30 don't they?
>>67380185
Reds is 730 official super rugby time.
League is 930 official super rugby time.
>>67380185
7.30NZ and 7.30AEST lad
Who will step up to coach the All Blacks after Hansen retires in 2019 having won the world cup?
>>67380219
ffs, do you ever leave 4chan?
>>67380241
Robbie Deans lel
>>67380241
I hear Devvo God will be available to coach
>>67380251
I posted once at 10am and just got home. Going out for dinner and a movie soon.
>>67380219
>>67380232
Fuck, gonna miss the start of the Reds game. Flying from Sydney to Brisbane tonight, and doesn't land until 6pm.
>>67379944
Queensland Reds is a business name you pleb, not a company.
>>67380219
>official super rugby time
>the same as NZ time
Nice meme faggot.
>>67380241
GATLAND
A
T
L
A
N
D
Does anyone know if this darkie is any good or not
>>67380285
Of course you are.
>>67380576
he'll be undisciplined and shit at the breakdown like every other league convert
>>67380576
Never heard of him. League monkey?
>>67380782
He's a rugby player who is unfortunately playing rugby league at the moment.
#bringthemhome
>>67380767
Yeah unlikely story right sis haha
HIGHLY rated ex-pat Leroy Houston is on the verge of signing a deal to return to the Queensland Reds for next season and could be sighted in Wallabies gold within months.
But Houston may not be the only prodigal son to return to Ballymore, with Quade Cooper deep in talks about coming home from France as well. The Reds are even pushing to get the whole band back together and are targeting Will Genia and Scott Higginbotham as well.
But it is Houston’s signing that will send shock waves across the world, with the 29-year-old a much-loved backrower at Bath.
Houston was visited in England by Michael Cheika in March when the Wallabies coach went on an European tour with a mission to encourage ex-pats to return to Australia, play Super Rugby and become eligible to play for the Wallabies.
Houston said he was “chuffed and flattered” to be recognised by Cheika and the sales pitch clearly worked.
The 115kg no.8 still has a year to run on his contract with Bath but the QRU — presumably with ARU help — has lured Houston back to the Reds.
>>67380909
the article was longer than I thought it was and includes
>Storm winger Marika Koroibete is very close to signing with the Melbourne Rebels and ARU. Michael Cheika is a big fan of the flying Fijian and it would be no surprise to see Koroibete taken on the Spring Tour as a development player.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/rugby/payto--panda-schoolboy-prodigy-leroy-houston-on-verge-of-returning-to-australian-rugby/news-story/710af4490f8b037b229b9d30d27bcb98?nk=75068bb0ede78835bd61297f245ee52a-1462510473
>>67380888
You really should go and start getting ready for your big night away from the computer.
>>67380909
if he's no. 8, where's ed quirk gonna play?
>>67381412
Japan probably
95th for South Africa is a white country
>>67381714
racist to be honest
>>67381326
>big night
Lol i have an active social life sis. Already at dinner. Nice projection though.
>>67382243
6pm dinner. How old are you, 70?
Is this the round where people lose interest?
>>67382243
>shitposting on 4chan at dinner
ok
>>67382462
>taking time in between drinks to shitpost on 4chan
ok
>>67382476
>sitting at home reading my blog and trying to pick holes in my """narrative"""
Kek just how apoplectic are u sis?
>>67382462
You're far too desperate to convince him
>>67382476
Whatever fits the narrative. Mental illness affects people of all ages.
>>67382516
Yeah I'm furious.
I just don't know why you bother. No one gives a fuck what you do irl. No one here sees you as a real person, so there's no point trying to convince us of anything. The whole namefag, life blog bullshit just smacks of desperation and can only make the people you're trying to impress ignore you even more than they already do. Anyway, enjoy your dinner. Maybe give your friends some attention instead of random strangers on some shitty imageboard.
>>67382546
Kek sorry daniel
>>67382573
>in a restaurant, glued to your phone, looking for replies to your shitty posts
ok
Anyway, picks lads?
Crusaders
Brumbies
Force
Chiefs
Waratahs
Sharks
Blues
tßh
>>67382587
Basedbies will win the comp
nothing else matters-
>>67382587
>Force
Farce can't even muster up some heart playing at home
>>67382603
I think you'll be surprised when they don't even make play offs m8.
>>67382618
But the Sunwolves are fkn terrible so yknow
This is the match where Marty Mckenzie is revealed to be the meme that was promised
>>67382621
Not sure how you figure that out when they're all but guaranteed to get a home semi
>falling for the Lelbels meme
duncan garner can go fuck himself to be frank
>>67382640
Poor mans GODmian desu
>>67382642
I'll bet you 5 bucks.
>>67382635
Have you seen the force?
>i grew up rastafarian
KEK
>>67382645
Pleb tier
Damian
Partrician tier
Marty
>>67382651
I've seen them both in all their awful glory, and I stand by my prediction.
>>67382650
easiest 5 bucks of my life
ill screencap the (you) and give you my paypal once I'm proven correct
>>67382645
dameme is at the end of his meme quota to be honest
>>67382653
Newcunt tier
Replying to shitspouter
>>67382656
Sweet as. I imagine $5 would be quite significant for you.
Why has the donut shop taken shitspouter out to dinner? Does he keep track of his own narrative?
>>67382680
fuck who cares.
sunwolves or force?
>>67382672
Sure is. I need all the help paying for my tendies that I can get.
The bet is in AUS$ as well. Not that chickenfeed that you Kiwis call a "currency".
Screencap my (you) as well in the incomprehensible case I lose so that I know who to give the money.
>>67382692
Gotta get that extra 39 cents!
damn my h2h opponent finally entered his tips thought it was gonna be a free win
>>67382708
Pretty sizeable amount for a leftist student such as yourself no doubt
Why are people from chch so disgusting?
>Queensland Reds
>wear blue
daggs mo literally looks like a poo
Why aren't Qld and Chch more bro-like?
>both the most successful rugby teams in their country's history
>both wear red
>both the undisputed nursery for their countries' national teams
>Crusaders are literally full of Qld schoolboys players
>Brad Thorn played for crusaders after growing up in Queensland and became the greatest player in their history
The only explanation must be that Chch is an indescribable shithole that has a demountable out the back of the field rather than actual fucking dressing rooms.
>>67382692
No worries m8, if $5 makes your day, I'll pay up. I earn about $80 an hour, so it's really nothing, and it's nice to help unfortunates in developing countries.
>that dominant Magnay/Fainga'a centers pairing
gonna be some fireworks tonight lads.
>>67382794
because Queensland is full of niggers and Cantabrians are racist af.
Queensland Blues fans on suicide watch.
>>67382800
You are not white enough to consider polys niggers
this is gonna be ugly.
>literally ogre inside 5
so you girls for the Basedbies game
>>67382800
>try scored by black man
>conversion kicked by black man
>black lady dances on sideline
right-o Hohepa.
kek
>>67382807
Doesn't make any fucking sense.
Record low turnout
>the speds
>>67382814
They'll gladly cheer some black cunt running on a rugby field, but they'd cross the road if the saw him on the street.
>>67382819
i already regret tipping the crusaders by so little
I regret not tipping a 50 pt margin
Based CruBASEDers on 50+ winning margin watch
>more points than minutes played
Why is Australian rugby in such a pathetic state?
>>67382835
Reds are literally champs in 2018.
>>67382835
>Top Australian team
>Beaten by the worst NZ team
How are we so good?
>Reds' "attack" without Kerevi
>>67382842
I say the same thing about the Blues, but I know it's delusion.
>>67382835
how is 2nd in the world a bad state? horribly run and 4th-best football let alone sport in aus. plus theres daylight between nz and the rest affecting how 'bad' aus rugby is
Based Sumo dropping elite, muscular and intelligent truthbombs
>whinging about standard advantage just because its against a kiwi team
this thread is fucking shit enough for me to have another lads
>>67382848
Except that the reds have a very strong young group of players.
First season fly half who is doing ok.
Andrew Ready is a wob in waiting.
Samu Kerevi too.
Nick Frisby finally becoming a player rather than a guy who's just happy to be there.
Higginbotham coming back.
Reds are literally on the verge of greatness and I am hype.
>>67382870
>First season fly half who is doing ok.
Quade will take his spot anyway
What an embarrassing sport.
You'll never catch up to us at this rate.
>>67382794
how much of the best wobs XV is from qld?
>>67382873
Sam Greene will take his spot. He'll crush the NRC in the off season and be nailed on by 2018.
the NRL test will be closer than this
Also Ready is kill or gone when Moore arrives
>taking the shot there
What the fuck? Ref just gave the crusaders a warning and you're 14 points down. Why would you ever take the kick there?
>>67382866
what's with the dried up crappy old /nrl/cric/ memes? It's fucking sad m8.
>SH kicking
>knock on from a ruck
i've seen it all lads
>>67382879
Slipper, Moore, Holmes, Simmons, Pocock, McMahon, Kuridrani, Toomua, Tomane, Folau.
10 out of 15.
>>67382885
Nah, they'll play 40 minutes shifts.
>>67382893
idk just felt like it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>67382903
Slipper isn't in the best wob lineup m8, Sio is.
>>67382870
>Except that the reds have a very strong young group of players
As do the Blues, but I still accept that I'm delusional.
>>67382912
I guess when you've nothing to say, it's a reasonable call.
>>67382912
Well, you are a huge faggot.
>>67382903
>Folau
moved to qld when he was 15, first played for the storm
Toomua over Beale?
>that steam
>>67382939
Toomua is the incumbent and Beale fills his utility impact player role well.
>>67382903
You left out Fainga'a and Magnay lad.
>>67382946
beale is the best 12 in australia atm, regardless of how meme he might be. and isn't giteau the incumbent?
might go smash this ref after the game lad
>>67382975
I would too, but I'm tired from smashing ur mum before the game.
>>67382870
Liam Gill is going to France
Kerevi probably going to France
Anyone of them that become slightly good will go to France
Its the blue jersey
>>67382980
TRANS-TASMAN
B U R N
>>67382939
>Toomua over Beale?
Really? That was the one you picked up on and not McMahon over Hooper?
>>67382974
But isn't Beale the greatest attacking fullback in world rugby?
>>67382980
wew lad
Watching some cheeky Super Rug before work.
>>67382987
It's actually the players and the coaching.
>>67382946
>Toomua is the incumbent
He literally is not
The last incumbent was Giteau. Remains to be seen who replaces him and if it means anything Beale was the one who replaced him after 5 minutes or whatever it was, not Poomua
>it's a good slug
kekd
>>67382995
should have i picked up on it? it doesn't really matter who plays in the back row for the wobs seeing as there's about 5 quality 7s as is
>>67383004
All three are pretty shit tßh
what a fucking terrible kick
>>67383028
this game has been pretty shit overall if im honest
>>67383033
tends to happen when the game's over after 5
Will the Speds score a point?
>>67383044
Penalty try from repeated scrum infringements
>>67382819
18-25 on sweat watch
Why is rug so dead?
i've got this lads
>mfw speds try to convince me frisbee is the best australian 9
*farts*
Norway leads 21-0
>>67383083
Looks more like reversed Trinidad than a crooked Norway desu
>>67382819
I did get my pick in - had a whisky tasting last night and then went out - woke up this morning and remembered to make my picks.
>>67383083
he looks like voldemort coming out of the back of someones head
Is Lealiifano any chance/good for the Wobs lads?
>>67383080
It was requested last week that I kick the inactives, anyone else think I should do it ?
>>67383131
Only if they've been inactive for a while
>>67383131
Cariente's the only one who hasn't tipped since his first week. Might have killed himself tbhwyf
hat rick
>>67383131
If you delete now it disadvantages those who havent played them yet because their draw will be harder.
I dont really care about H2H but you should consider that some people do
>>67383135
Ja I was thinking if they missed all rounds 9 and 10 picks then they could be kicked - it has the one downside of making the pool smaller which is worse for the eventual winner's honours but it will make the h2h better.
Lifeline: 13 11 14
>first player to score a hattrick for the crusaders since Crotty did it a few weeks ago
Top commentary Sumo
>ref calling reds 'blue'
kek
woah
HAHAHA THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
SPEDS
P
E
D
S
BIG STRONG RANGA
CHARGED
H
A
R
G
E
D
when was the last time the reds had a decent kicker?
Fucking based CruBASEDers with the elite chargedown
>>67383142
>>67383150
I think we leave it for now - the RC and next tournament I'll be more strict with the inactives.
Post your best badges /rug/
>tfw gsp is impossible
JUST
>>67383195
desu
>>67382961
Called it with magnay lads.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THAT KNOCK ON
>LITERAL SPEDS
croddy
>>67383198
getting a perfect pick on an underdog pick
>Try to give a man a cuddle and you get penalised
Is there a better commentator than Sumo?
Don't you have to stay in the field of play to keep that in play?
>all the ABs are on the bench
>still wrecking speds by 20
reds blown the fuck out
>>67383249
based davis
>I am a HUGE faggot
>is a huge faggot
>not a casual
>total fkn casual
go figure
>>67383198
How do I find my badges?
>>67383265
I am NOT a huge faggot
>>67383249
le christchurch heart man is here lads
>>67383268
http://www.superbru.com/superrugby/achievements.php
>Read carded
Speds on cheeky comeback watch
nick stiles a goat
>>67383281
it's not leChchHM, it's /cric/ casual, who's almost as insufferable
McIntyre is so shit lmao
>>67383268
>>67383283
You can also check your achievements
I went back to back for the last 2 world cups in my Bloem pools.
Is Bitchell Drummond the ugliest cunt in NZ rugby?
>>67383300
mate i invented le christchurch heart man
not a casual is /rug/
>>67383324
"""definitely"""
>>67383324
that's not (You) m8
Dagg can't even do his leaping catches anymore, and that's basically all he has. He's done.
>>67383324
>Kiwi genetics
>muh tip
